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Offline C(Sea)Bass

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Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
« Reply #15 on: April 23, 2008, 09:07:26 AM »
How do i fire a missle :lol

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Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
« Reply #16 on: April 23, 2008, 09:16:19 AM »
How do i fire a missle :lol

Well first you call him in your office and let him know that you don't think he is right for the position then hand him his pink slip.
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Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
« Reply #17 on: April 23, 2008, 09:16:35 AM »
Where can I get a B-29 with a NUUUUUUKKKKEEEE!?
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Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
« Reply #18 on: April 23, 2008, 09:18:26 AM »
I alway's try to help new people if I have the time by tuning to the help channel. These are some that are pretty regular:
"why won't my plane go up?"
Hey Boss :)
You probably see that one from me a lot on squad text. :)
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Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
« Reply #19 on: April 23, 2008, 09:29:34 AM »
JOIN MY MISSION!
Didn't you really mean; JOIN MY MISSION!JOIN MY MISSION!!!! MISSION!!!! STARTS IN 2 MINUTES!!!! HOW COME NOBODY WANTS TO JOIN MY MISSION!!!!
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Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
« Reply #20 on: April 23, 2008, 09:34:14 AM »
Didn't you really mean; JOIN MY MISSION!JOIN MY MISSION!!!! MISSION!!!! STARTS IN 2 MINUTES!!!! HOW COME NOBODY WANTS TO JOIN MY MISSION!!!!

YOu know how long a lancaster can run with 100% fuel ?  :cry
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Offline Hitman20

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Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
« Reply #21 on: April 23, 2008, 10:10:08 AM »
OMG You guys suck! I'm going to <insert diffrent country> Becuase you guys suck so  bad.

I allways love to see them guys. It's even better when you shoot them down lol.

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Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
« Reply #22 on: April 23, 2008, 10:14:56 AM »
Didn't you really mean; JOIN MY MISSION!JOIN MY MISSION!!!! MISSION!!!! STARTS IN 2 MINUTES!!!! HOW COME NOBODY WANTS TO JOIN MY MISSION!!!!


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Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
« Reply #23 on: April 23, 2008, 10:19:04 AM »
I am flying a tank, who wants to be my gunner
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Offline Hitman20

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Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
« Reply #24 on: April 23, 2008, 10:22:07 AM »
I am flying a tank, who wants to be my gunner

Didn't AH1 allow gunners in tanks?

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Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
« Reply #25 on: April 23, 2008, 10:27:31 AM »
Didn't AH1 allow gunners in tanks?

You can still have gunners in tanks.


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Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
« Reply #26 on: April 23, 2008, 10:30:04 AM »
Join my MISHUN! MISHUN POSTED !
Yeah, that one's my favorite too. :)
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Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
« Reply #27 on: April 23, 2008, 11:11:51 AM »
The ear piercing scream "I need air support!!!!!!!" Although i haven't heard it in awhile, it stands out the most cause my ears where seriously ringing for 30 mins. It was shortly followed by "you guys suck!" LOL

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Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
« Reply #28 on: April 23, 2008, 11:14:00 AM »
Number guy:How do I get the plane to take off
leDragon:Enable auto takeoff
Number guy: It is

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Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
« Reply #29 on: April 23, 2008, 11:41:36 AM »
my favorite is "How come my missiles wont lock on." :D or, "some idiot told me to press ALT-F4."
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