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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: AWMac on June 04, 2008, 07:02:19 PM
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Trapped and let this female cat loose into the woods 6 miles from my house.
6 days later the same damm cat is in my trap again.
Just took it out 12 miles from the house and let it go.
In 12 days I'll be loadin the shotgun.
Cats are Evil.
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Cats are Evil.
http://www.videosift.com/video/Nosy-Cat-Tries-To-Discreetly-Use-Computer-Fails
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How do you feel about opossums
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About the same way you think about.....
SAUSAGE!!!!!
:O
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Let the Cat go in an "Over 55" community if you never want to see it again.
There or in a Chineese resturant. :D
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http://www.videosift.com/video/Nosy-Cat-Tries-To-Discreetly-Use-Computer-Fails
Exactly M00T!!!
This is how I ended up on "Probation". Skuzzy didn't buy off on it.
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Why don't you want the cat around? First if it likes to kill mice, rabbits and other varmits, then that takes care of a problem you may have. Also you can toss out table scraps to it that would otherwise rot in the garbage. I guess if your feeding squirrels and birds and such it might be bad but usually a well fed cat won't kill something just for the heck of it.
I don't kill anything unless i'm going to eat it so unless your a cat eater i kind of find that type of action drastic. If it's friendly take it to a shelter, keep it outside, advertise free cat for loving family, lots of less destructive actions than killing it are available.
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Why don't you want the cat around? First if it likes to kill mice, rabbits and other varmits, then that takes care of a problem you may have. Also you can toss out table scraps to it that would otherwise rot in the garbage. I guess if your feeding squirrels and birds and such it might be bad but usually a well fed cat won't kill something just for the heck of it.
I don't kill anything unless i'm going to eat it so unless your a cat eater i kind of find that type of action drastic. If it's friendly take it to a shelter, keep it outside, advertise free cat for loving family, lots of less destructive actions than killing it are available.
Just how young are you?
:rofl
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I'm 46 if you must know, male, former marine with 13yrs service. I've had both cats and dogs as pets, both indoors and outdoors, i'd never shoot one just because it made me mad. And no, i'm not a peta member, but am an NRA member. I hunt and i fish. Like i said i only shoot/kill what i'm going to eat.
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Thank you for your Service. 50 Years old. Retired Army here, 20 Years.
Has indoor cat, outside cat. Two outside dogs. I hunt and fish also.
But that is beyond the point here.
The female cat does not take care of her kittens that she keeps having kittens in my pool shed. I'm giving her a chance to live or otherwise she'd be dead already at the hands of the City.
Tossin scraps outside is a nonstarter... Coons and Opossums abound.
If it'll make you feel better I'll kill and eat the cat.
It wouldn't be the first time I .... never mind.
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Lucky for you you got that edit in. Otherwise I would have had a field day with it.
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Lucky for you you got that edit in. Otherwise I would have had a field day with it.
I seen you circling overhead... Vulcher.
:P
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http://www.videosift.com/video/Nosy-Cat-Tries-To-Discreetly-Use-Computer-Fails
Heh. If the guy had any sort of sense of humor at all, he would have set up one of those flash "Screaming Monster" type things. That way when the Cat reaches up the keyboard, and calmly hits a key...
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Apparently this is the probation/parolee thread so I'll just add my $.02! I don't think the ringing in your ears is caused by that cat... try wearin a tin foil hat.
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About the same way you think about.....
SAUSAGE!!!!!
:O
I understand
*cries* :cry
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Trapped and let this female cat loose into the woods 6 miles from my house.
6 days later the same damm cat is in my trap again.
Just took it out 12 miles from the house and let it go.
In 12 days I'll be loadin the shotgun.
Cats are Evil.
Just fill a garbage can with water, drop the trap with cat in it, problem solved (a can full of water is cheaper than a shotgun shell ;))
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I'd say next time just give it to the animal shelter/humane society that way it's got a chance. Plus if one of your cats is male (outside) then maybe that's the one keeps knocking her up? Cats are pretty territorial so there has to be a reason she keeps coming back.
At least if you turn it in to the shelter/humane society you can say you did the best you could. Hey ya drove it 6 miles what's it going to take to drop it off to a shelter?
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I'd say next time just give it to the animal shelter/humane society that way it's got a chance. Plus if one of your cats is male (outside) then maybe that's the one keeps knocking her up? Cats are pretty territorial so there has to be a reason she keeps coming back.
At least if you turn it in to the shelter/humane society you can say you did the best you could. Hey ya drove it 6 miles what's it going to take to drop it off to a shelter?
A feral cat doesn't stand a chance at an animal shelter. It'll die almost as quickly as if it had been shot by Mac's gun.
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A feral cat doesn't stand a chance at an animal shelter. It'll die almost as quickly as if it had been shot by Mac's gun.
Amen....
At least I'm giving her a running chance in the woods.
wrongwayric picture this in an animal shelter:
8 Year old Daughter: "Daddy can we take that Orange kitty it looks cute to me."
Daddy: "Let me see Honey... Sooo how much for the Orange...how do you pronounce that Feerul cat? Hmm sounds alot like Librul... gotta be nice"
Attendant: "Sir you don't want that cat, it's not right in the head...please pick another."
Daughter: "Pleez daddy, Pleeeez?"
Daddy: "We want THIS kitty!!!"
Daughter: "I wanna hold it...."
Attendant unlocks the cage and the next scenes are to graphic to explain.....
SWAT, Ambulances and Local News Teams arrives....the cat escapes.
It's heading towards your neighborhood!!!
One shotgun shell is worth this tragic expirience...
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Do you have a problem with cats?
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Well he never said it was a feral cat so i'm just assumeing from his original content it's just a stray roaming around. If he can pet it, hold it ect... it's usually not feral. Also a lot of cats in the U.S. that are thought to be feral are really just scared of humans because they've been abused. I've had 3 cats i've taken in as strays that were wild as heck at first, but once they realized i wouldn't hurt them they were pretty cool and laid back. I actually had more trouble with the 2 dogs i took in that were strays than the cats.
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You made a friend Mac! Don't kill it!
Is it orange... like your avatar? :)
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My cat "Ol Bill" was properly named after Bill the Cat. He's a 9 year old Tom. Has one eye, one ear and 3 legs. He's an outside cat now. A fighter and a lover.
I took him once to the Vets to get him fixed and was laffed at... their remarks was "Dammm Dude just let us put him down." Not funny.
Back to stray -vs- feral... when do you decide the status of an outside cat?
After the first box of Band-Aids or the second 911 call?
The second time I kicked her loose from the cage she swiped at me and looked back as if to say "I'll be seeing you again REAL soon." EVIL
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:rofl Ok let me trap you in a cage, then take you for a ride in something you've never been in before, then dump you out in a strange setting, see if you don't act a little po'd at me also. My cats hated their cat cages i used to take them to the vet in and would bite, kick, claw, and meow up bloody murder when i put them in there. Plain and simple cats and cages don't go well together.
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Nothing does well in cages I agree. Yet you agree it's a form of transportation.
And if the EVIL cat returns I will transport it to Kitty Heaven by means of a Mossberg.
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Here's a cat waiting for Mac http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fc4_1192860049 (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fc4_1192860049)
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Mac sure loves cats :p
Some day we'll see a story of a crazy old man in the news with 500 cats in his house... :lol
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You made a friend Mac! Don't kill it!
Is it orange... like your avatar? :)
Txmom, what you don't understand is that Mac's avatar is not a cartoon. It's a portrait....of Mac.
:O
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I have no problems with cats. Just with EVIL cats.
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Txmom, what you don't understand is that Mac's avatar is not a cartoon. It's a portrait....of Mac.
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You are soooo kind Mav.
:P
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If I give you my ex wifes mailing address would you box it and ship it to her Mac? muahahahahahhaaaa :D
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If I give you my ex wifes mailing address would you box it and ship it to her Mac? muahahahahahhaaaa :D
Only if FedEx can verify that they shook the box up vigorously before delivery.
:O
*missed ya Bro, hope all is well with you and the SheDevil*
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You too pal... I lurk a lot lately though
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If I had lurked more... I wouldn't be on "Probation" now.
:rofl
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I can't imagine what you did to obtain that title :D
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Never stroke a Skuzzy against the fur....
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impossible... remember I invented the Skuzzy signal :D
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trap cat ... get cat fixed ... let cat go again ...(Watch ur cats get pissed cause u took there Nookie away)
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trap cat, bathe the cat with lots of shampoo, and let it out.
Make sure to wear thick gloves :devil
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the only way to bathe a cat is in the toilet :D
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With one foot on the lid, a plunger in hand (incase of escapes) and keep flippin the lever once the tank refills.
Safety Warning: Remember to leave door opened.
*Note: Plunger can be substituted with a cold beer.*
:rofl