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Title: Hello from a new member
Post by: slipknot on June 11, 2008, 01:23:42 PM: Hi. My name is Slipknot...

I am a mid-level manager for Aerobus. I can bench about 350 pounds. My resting heartrate is 49. I have an entry-level mercedes, and my wife drives a convertible coupe that was built in the US and made to look like it was derived from an older, classic model. I keep those 2 vehicles in a garage that's got astroturf flooring.

The house I live in would be a Mcmansion, but it's about 1500 square feet too small. I compensated for this adding awesome landscaping to the backyard--including a hottub where I routinely show off my physique (that doctors say is that of a 20 year old, even though I'm in my mid 40s).

I just redid my kitchen with entry-level stainless steel equipment that I bought at Sears. My brother, a plastic surgeon, got Sub Zero, Viking and Miele but I couldn't because my aerobus stock isn't performing as well as I want.

I have an annual 'toy' budget, which I spend mostly on camera gear. Last year I also bought an entry level Range Rover in the loudest color I could find. My toy budget is therefore exhausted until at least 2010.

If you want picture of me, my possessions, or my kids playing soccer, I will supply generous quantities to you, and will continue supplying, until all this server is completely filled.

I have to warn you, however, that if you ask me for a picture of anything, be it my child, my wife, my hottub, my bicceps and/or any of my cars, it will be shot from an angle specially chosen to include (along with the child, wife, hottub, bicceps and/or any of my cars), at least a partial image of another one of my cars, my backyard, my kitchen appliances, my other child playing soccer, or my boat.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot, I have a boat too.
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: lasersailor184 on June 11, 2008, 01:27:07 PM: :rofl I think you'll fit right in.
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: myelo on June 11, 2008, 01:27:59 PM: Not enough emoticons.
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: texasmom on June 11, 2008, 01:34:00 PM: Stop making fun of Ripsnort in shades. Bring it back out to your own account & take the responses like a man. :lol

Rip at least stands his grounds & takes his own hits! <S> Rip
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: eskimo2 on June 11, 2008, 01:34:45 PM: Hey, you remind me of someone...
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: eskimo2 on June 11, 2008, 01:35:19 PM: Quote from: eskimo2 on June 11, 2008, 01:34:45 PM
Hey, you remind me of someone...

Quote\Modify, what's the difference...
LOL
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: AWMac on June 11, 2008, 01:38:20 PM: All that just to mess with Ripsnort, slipknot?

:lol
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: SteveBailey on June 11, 2008, 01:38:32 PM: :lol :aok
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: indy007 on June 11, 2008, 01:39:59 PM: :lol

I don't ever remember Rip showing off the body though.
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: Ripsnort on June 11, 2008, 01:40:38 PM: Looks like Weazel is not taking this like a man :rofl

http://agw.bombs-away.net/showthread.php?t=74988
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: slipknot on June 11, 2008, 01:45:25 PM: Quote from: Ripsnort on June 11, 2008, 01:40:38 PM
Looks like Weazel is not taking this like a man :rofl

http://agw.bombs-away.net/showthread.php?t=74988

Dude, you look like you're about to pass a toaster-oven in that avatar....

Is it a KitchenAid or Cuisineart?
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: Ripsnort on June 11, 2008, 01:46:03 PM: Quote from: slipknot on June 11, 2008, 01:45:25 PM
Dude, you look like you're about to pass a toaster-oven in that avatar....

Is it a KitchenAid or Cuisineart?
That was the intent! ;)

Hey, I wish you stalkers would stalk me in person rather than behind a screen. Then we could have some real fun! :D
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: AWMac on June 11, 2008, 01:51:35 PM: *pulls up a chair, bowl of popcorn and hits the IN button on the remote*
Ohhh I like this channel....
:lol
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: indy007 on June 11, 2008, 01:52:32 PM: Okay that guy is funny. Death threads on page 1 of the thread.

Anybody wanna take this wager? I bet the guy threatening to cut Rip's throat has never actually been in a phsyical confrontation, let alone a real fight, in the last decade.
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: Dichotomy on June 11, 2008, 02:05:08 PM: Quote from: AWMac on June 11, 2008, 01:51:35 PM
*pulls up a chair, bowl of popcorn and hits the IN button on the remote*
Ohhh I like this channel....
:lol

I've got the beer want one?

My money's on Rip even though the odds are 25 to 1 in his favor.
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: slipknot on June 11, 2008, 02:06:03 PM: Quote from: indy007 on June 11, 2008, 01:52:32 PM
Okay that guy is funny. Death threads on page 1 of the thread.

Anybody wanna take this wager? I bet the guy threatening to cut Rip's throat has never actually been in a phsyical confrontation, let alone a real fight, in the last decade.

Dude, there's almost definitely something unethical about using a linked thread to hijack the thread hosting the link.

I humbly request that you return to the tone and topic of this thread--my new membership on THESE boards--and veer away from psychotic stalkers of this ripsnort guy.
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: JB88 on June 11, 2008, 02:08:06 PM: it's just like the colluseum.

wolfs nipple chips anyone?

(pops open a sangria)
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: Dichotomy on June 11, 2008, 02:09:50 PM: do you have any oxes noses?
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: AWMac on June 11, 2008, 02:13:10 PM: sippin red wine here from a goats bladder... red wine goes with throat cuttin right?
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: JB88 on June 11, 2008, 02:14:13 PM: Quote from: Dichotomy on June 11, 2008, 02:09:50 PM
do you have any oxes noses?

fresh out.

care for some crunchy frog?
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: indy007 on June 11, 2008, 02:14:39 PM: Quote from: slipknot on June 11, 2008, 02:06:03 PM
Dude, there's almost definitely something unethical about using a linked thread to hijack the thread hosting the link.

I humbly request that you return to the tone and topic of this thread--my new membership on THESE boards--and veer away from psychotic stalkers of this ripsnort guy.

You stalkers are so wierd it's unbelievable.
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: slipknot on June 11, 2008, 02:21:36 PM: Quote from: indy007 on June 11, 2008, 02:14:39 PM
You stalkers are so wierd it's unbelievable.

perhaps... However, in the context of the above sentence, the words 'weird' and 'unbelievable' are almost interchangable.

I would suggest that you replace one, or the other, with one of the following:

Amazing
sexy
Masculine
virile
german
powerful
reminiscent of Ward Cleaver
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: Dichotomy on June 11, 2008, 02:24:48 PM: Quote from: JB88 on June 11, 2008, 02:14:13 PM
fresh out.

care for some crunchy frog?

ohhhhh yes thanks very much
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: texasmom on June 11, 2008, 02:25:46 PM: Quote from: Dichotomy on June 11, 2008, 02:24:48 PM
ohhhhh yes thanks very much
Sorry, what's that barf reflex named? I just had it.
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: Dichotomy on June 11, 2008, 02:25:49 PM: Quote from: AWMac on June 11, 2008, 02:13:10 PM
sippin red wine here from a goats bladder... red wine goes with throat cuttin right?

I think that depends on the throat you're cutting. I suspect a pen knife and a butt crack are involved.
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: indy007 on June 11, 2008, 02:27:25 PM: Quote from: slipknot on June 11, 2008, 02:21:36 PM
perhaps... However, in the context of the above sentence, the words 'weird' and 'unbelievable' are almost interchangable.

Your pot must be fantastic. Seriously. I want some of that.
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: Dichotomy on June 11, 2008, 02:28:11 PM: Quote from: texasmom on June 11, 2008, 02:25:46 PM
Sorry, what's that barf reflex named? I just had it.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v99/dichotomy/bagpic1.jpg)

happy to help maam
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: texasmom on June 11, 2008, 02:29:13 PM: Thank you! Just in time!

*ding!*
"Orrrrder's Up!"
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: AWMac on June 11, 2008, 02:29:26 PM: *vendor walks thru the colluseum crowd....*

"I got eyes of newts, get your eyes of newts, hot roasted eyes of newts here...."

I would but them dam things give me heart burn....
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: Ripsnort on June 11, 2008, 02:31:31 PM: Quote from: AWMac on June 11, 2008, 02:29:26 PM
*vendor walks thru the colluseum crowd....*

"I got eyes of newts, get your eyes of newts, hot roasted eyes of newts here...."

I would but them dam things make my eyes water....
Fixed! :D
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: AWMac on June 11, 2008, 02:34:16 PM: :rofl

Gives me the Gingrich something awful.....
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: slipknot on June 11, 2008, 02:37:04 PM: Quote from: indy007 on June 11, 2008, 02:27:25 PM
Your pot must be fantastic. Seriously. I want some of that.

Been dry for days. Right now I'm at the hieght of the manic stage. Depression should set in sometime tomorrow.
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: lazs2 on June 11, 2008, 02:37:30 PM: No way this guy could be old weeezie... weezie is way more rabid. The old hermit starts foaming at the mouth in less than a paragraph and this guy stays relatively subtle and civil when old weeeezie would have already blown a gasket. Even liberals are shocked by the vitriol and vehemence of old weezie.

this guy is either weezie on an elephant size dose of prozak or not him at all.

lazs
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: Dichotomy on June 11, 2008, 02:38:10 PM: Quote from: AWMac on June 11, 2008, 02:29:26 PM
*vendor walks thru the colluseum crowd....*

"I got eyes of newts, get your eyes of newts, hot roasted eyes of newts here...."

I would but them dam things give me heart burn....

got any opossum bits? *ducks

You know I find inspiration in the strangest places

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v99/dichotomy/cryingtowel.jpg)

feel free to use liberally all :D
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: slipknot on June 11, 2008, 02:44:42 PM: Quote from: lazs2 on June 11, 2008, 02:37:30 PM
No way this guy could be old weeezie... weezie is way more rabid. The old hermit starts foaming at the mouth in less than a paragraph and this guy stays relatively subtle and civil when old weeeezie would have already blown a gasket. Even liberals are shocked by the vitriol and vehemence of old weezie.

this guy is either weezie on an elephant size dose of prozak or not him at all.

lazs

Relatively subtle?

Come on Lazs2, give a guy some credit. A couple democrats and at least one woman have posted to this thread and I've yet to resort to any outright insults.
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: AWMac on June 11, 2008, 02:48:16 PM: Quote from: Dichotomy on June 11, 2008, 02:38:10 PM
got any opossum bits? *ducks

:rofl

Had one in the trap yesterday. I was gonna place a pink collar on it and sell it on eBay as a "Woman Magnet". Women in Parks like dogs, especially ugly dogs. Just convince them that you rescued the opossum,err dog from a burning building and you are a Hero! Women love Heros with Ugly dogs...

I kicked the last opossum loose yesterday...wifey caught me tryin to place a pink collar on it and she slapped me.

"No Parks for You Hero!!!!"

:furious
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: Dichotomy on June 11, 2008, 03:04:53 PM: :rofl :aok
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: moot on June 11, 2008, 04:21:17 PM: Quote from: slipknot on June 11, 2008, 01:23:42 PM
Hi. I've got a crush on Ripsnort...
QTF
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: JB88 on June 11, 2008, 04:22:25 PM: Quote from: moot on June 11, 2008, 04:21:17 PM
QTF

word.
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: Shaky on June 11, 2008, 04:37:34 PM: BRAD PAISLEY LYRICS

"Online"

I work down at the pizza pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5'3 and overweight

I'm a Sci-Fi fanatic
Mild asthmatic
Never been to 2nd base
But there's a whole nother me
That you need to see
Go check out MySpace

'cause online I'm down in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black belt in Karate
And I love a good glass of wine

It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online

I get home, I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac

In real life the only time I
Ever even been to L.A.
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade.

Online I live in Malibu
I posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I got a set of six pack abs that'll blow your mind

It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online

When you got my kinda stats, it's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot
And I lose a bunch of weight everytime I log in

Online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day, I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: BaDkaRmA158Th on June 11, 2008, 04:54:53 PM: All that, and no hair.

*snickers*

:salute Welcome back whats his face.
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: Mustaine on June 11, 2008, 06:48:53 PM: Quote from: texasmom on June 11, 2008, 02:25:46 PM
Sorry, what's that barf reflex named? I just had it.

you mean a Vurp? :D
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: AWMac on June 11, 2008, 06:54:30 PM: Quote from: texasmom on June 11, 2008, 02:25:46 PM
Sorry, what's that barf reflex named? I just had it.

:rofl

A date in Texas?

J/K'ing...

Sorry.. just sounded right at the time.
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: Mustaine on June 11, 2008, 06:58:17 PM: Quote from: AWMac on June 11, 2008, 06:54:30 PM
A date in Texas?

Doesn't a date with an Okie always involve a sheep in a dark musty barn?

:D :p
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: Ripsnort on June 11, 2008, 06:59:59 PM: Quote from: Mustaine on June 11, 2008, 06:58:17 PM
Doesn't a date with an Okie always involve a sheep in a dark musty barn?

:D :p

Yes, and in Mac's case, its the Sheep that need the barf bag. :D
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: AWMac on June 11, 2008, 07:01:20 PM: Say "Baaaa" for me Parolee...

Parolee's are soft.

:lol
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: Mustaine on June 11, 2008, 07:14:05 PM: Keep talking sharp mr. probation Okie thing...

One find day I will be free of my bonds and reign textual terror again. One day....

:devil :rock :rofl
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: AWMac on June 11, 2008, 07:16:56 PM: :rofl

And you and I both will still be here gettin beat with the Skuzzy Stick!

<S>

Mac
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: Mustaine on June 11, 2008, 07:19:57 PM: You go ahead and take a beating from another man's "stick" I have / want NO part in that

:p
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: AWMac on June 11, 2008, 07:21:56 PM: Still with the same Man?

:lol

Mac
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: AWMac on June 11, 2008, 07:22:51 PM: Quote from: Mustaine on June 11, 2008, 07:19:57 PM
You go ahead and take a beating from another man's "stick" I have / want NO part in that
:p
:P
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: Dago on June 11, 2008, 07:26:14 PM: I started to feel sorry for weazel, he spends his days cleaning human manure from peoples sewer pipes, and obviously the methane gas has destroyed his brain.
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: Yeager on June 11, 2008, 09:23:19 PM: its actually one of the most pathetic psychotic acts of online flightsim stalking since the indelible mister towd was forcefully ejected from the universe.

the weasel needs a ***** ******** of insane proportions...
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: Ripsnort on June 11, 2008, 09:37:42 PM: Quote from: Dago on June 11, 2008, 07:26:14 PM
I started to feel sorry for weazel, he spends his days cleaning human manure from peoples sewer pipes, and obviously the methane gas has destroyed his brain.
Yer kiddin' right? Is he an Art Carney? LMAO!!!
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: Dago on June 11, 2008, 10:09:13 PM: Quote from: Ripsnort on June 11, 2008, 09:37:42 PM
Yer kiddin' right? Is he an Art Carney? LMAO!!!

He is a plumber, and that's what a lot of plumbers do. I knew a guy that told me he was a plumber, and it turned out all he did was run one of those drain snakes clearing peoples sewer lines from house to main line. I figure that is about all weazel could be doing as a plumber, what else would someone allow an insane nasty person to do? The man floods AGW with nastiness and cut-and-paste links. Never shown an ounce of smarts, just quotes others endlessly with links.
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: SOB on June 11, 2008, 11:03:27 PM: Quote from: Dago on June 11, 2008, 10:09:13 PM
I figure that is about all weazel could be doing as a plumber, what else would someone allow an insane nasty person to do?
Why, IT support, of course. I've worked with more than one. BTW...what's wrong with being a plumber?
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: texasmom on June 11, 2008, 11:06:48 PM: Quote from: SOB on June 11, 2008, 11:03:27 PM
Why, IT support, of course. I've worked with more than one. BTW...what's wrong with being a plumber?

Everyone hates the plumbers until they need one.
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: Hap on June 12, 2008, 07:47:11 AM: Quote from: texasmom on June 11, 2008, 01:34:00 PM
Stop making fun of Ripsnort in shades. Bring it back out to your own account & take the responses like a man. :lol

Rip at least stands his grounds & takes his own hits! <S> Rip

Made me laugh. Missed the parody.
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: lazs2 on June 12, 2008, 07:59:09 AM: For a real treat you guys should go to weezies website.. It is the foaming at the mouth version of the xfiles.

lazs
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: eskimo2 on June 12, 2008, 07:59:30 AM: This reminds me of a little chop I did in 2005:

(http://hallbuzz.com/images/unlinked/pop.jpg)
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: eskimo2 on June 12, 2008, 08:00:48 AM: Quote from: lazs2 on June 12, 2008, 07:59:09 AM
For a real treat you guys should go to weezies website.. It is the foaming at the mouth version of the xfiles.

lazs

link?
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: Ripsnort on June 12, 2008, 09:30:30 AM: Quote from: lazs2 on June 12, 2008, 07:59:09 AM
For a real treat you guys should go to weezies website.. It is the foaming at the mouth version of the xfiles.

lazs

He has a website? What is the URL...I need a laugh this morning.

LOL Eskimo!
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: lazs2 on June 12, 2008, 02:29:15 PM: well.. he had one.. on another BB he linked it to me once. I don't have it now tho. I am sure he is so proud of it tho that he will give it out.

really guys.. it was sad and scary all at the same time.

lazs
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: redman555 on June 12, 2008, 05:32:06 PM: lol

-BigBOBCH
Title: Re: Hello from a new member
Post by: Dowding on June 12, 2008, 05:33:33 PM: lol like the original post!