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Title: Heaven and Hell
Post by: Wayout on December 09, 2008, 06:38:09 PM

Heaven
Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the mechanics are German, the lovers are Italian and it's all organized by the Swiss.

Hell
Hell is where the police are German, the cooks are English, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss, and it's all organized by the Italians.


Title: Re: Heaven and Hell
Post by: texasmom on December 09, 2008, 09:40:27 PM
 :)
Title: Re: Heaven and Hell
Post by: Bruv119 on December 10, 2008, 12:21:24 AM
Fish n Chips  FTW  Hell sounds like fun.   :D
Title: Re: Heaven and Hell
Post by: klingan on December 10, 2008, 09:24:01 AM
 :rofl :rofl   :aok
Title: Re: Heaven and Hell
Post by: SFRT - Frenchy on December 10, 2008, 11:15:20 AM
I think u mean "The mechanics are Italina, the organizers are French". French mechanics are Mc Guyvers. They fix your nuclear engine with a piece of bamboo and some butt crack hair. Now ... organization ... French have a very hard time "sticking to the plan", always someone coming with a "I know more, this idea is bunk, let's try that".
Title: Re: Heaven and Hell
Post by: BaDkaRmA158Th on December 10, 2008, 12:35:36 PM
Where's this leave us yanks?


Do we mess up heaven and hell, or just sit back laughing?

Title: Re: Heaven and Hell
Post by: FLOTSOM on December 10, 2008, 12:40:42 PM
Where's this leave us yanks?


Do we mess up heaven and hell, or just sit back laughing?



i think they are describing us yanks as a group.

we are heaven and hell all rolled up into one big tangled mess of inter-everything fornication!
Title: Re: Heaven and Hell
Post by: SFRT - Frenchy on December 10, 2008, 01:18:57 PM
Americans are not Heaven or Hell, they are the Gods. :lol
Title: Re: Heaven and Hell
Post by: JAGED on December 10, 2008, 01:30:23 PM
(http://www.dio.net/pictures_lp/heaven_and_hell_front_big.jpg)
Title: Re: Heaven and Hell
Post by: SIK1 on December 10, 2008, 09:11:56 PM
That's what I thought of when I saw the thread title.
Title: Re: Heaven and Hell
Post by: Curlew on December 11, 2008, 12:01:16 AM
lol
 :rofl
Title: Re: Heaven and Hell
Post by: moot on December 11, 2008, 12:14:34 AM
What Frenchy said..
Title: Re: Heaven and Hell
Post by: Angus on December 11, 2008, 01:36:45 AM
Hell is here  :devil
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UbqZ_oN5do
Title: Re: Heaven and Hell
Post by: Stampf on December 18, 2008, 12:42:16 PM
(http://www.dio.net/pictures_lp/heaven_and_hell_front_big.jpg)

One of the best albums ever.  :aok 8 great songs.  :rock

and...

What's wrong with Swiss lovers?  :D
Title: Re: Heaven and Hell
Post by: FLOTSOM on December 18, 2008, 01:15:11 PM

What's wrong with Swiss lovers?  :D

if you have to ask then you've obviously never had a french one!
Title: Re: Heaven and Hell
Post by: oakranger on December 18, 2008, 04:12:25 PM
 :rofl
Title: Re: Heaven and Hell
Post by: Xasthur on December 18, 2008, 07:14:09 PM
Where's this leave us yanks?


Do we mess up heaven and hell, or just sit back laughing?



Purgatory. No one wants you!

 :lol
Title: Re: Heaven and Hell
Post by: RTHolmes on December 19, 2008, 08:00:59 AM
I think u mean "The mechanics are Italina, the organizers are French". French mechanics are Mc Guyvers. They fix your nuclear engine with a piece of bamboo and some butt crack hair.

you've never owned a french car have you?  :lol
Title: Re: Heaven and Hell
Post by: Fugita on December 19, 2008, 08:11:12 AM
Where's this leave us yanks?


Do we mess up heaven and hell, or just sit back laughing?



We come in and try to take over :lol