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Title: ***The Ultimate GUY Talk Thread***
Post by: Meatwad on January 23, 2009, 06:06:24 PM
Today I chopped down a tree with one hand while drinking beer with the other 

*burp*

Then I worked on my muscle car and drank more beer


 :rock
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Post by: trax1 on January 23, 2009, 06:10:05 PM
I did the 3 S's today, you can guess the first, then I showered & shaved.
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Post by: Curval on January 23, 2009, 06:16:42 PM
A toast:

"To wives and sweethearts...may they never meet."
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Post by: sluggish on January 23, 2009, 06:17:13 PM
This morning I exfoliated then went downtown to my fav salon and got a pedicure.  I'm thinking about getting my tips frosted.  What do you think?
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Post by: Meatwad on January 23, 2009, 06:18:15 PM
This morning I exfoliated then went downtown to my fav salon and got a pedicure.  I'm thinking about getting my tips frosted.  What do you think?

You mean you took a dump and went to your favorite bar and got a ********?
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Post by: crazyivan on January 23, 2009, 06:34:20 PM
(http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e228/lurvlybasketcase/icons/Movies%20Tv/thhello.jpg)
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Post by: SoonerMP on January 23, 2009, 06:53:16 PM
Well, after I rolled out of bed at the early hour of 1:30 p.m. with a massive hangover, I got lunch at a BBQ joint then returned home to watch Charles Bronson in Death Wish III on t.v. and started to drink beer again.

Good day so far.
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Post by: Denholm on January 23, 2009, 06:54:08 PM
A toast:

"To wives and sweethearts...may they never meet."
Did you pull that from, "Master and Commander?" That was a great film.
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Post by: zoozoo on January 23, 2009, 07:22:08 PM
I kicked someones arse in my school that was 3 years older than me then went home and went to the gym.
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Post by: DJ111 on January 23, 2009, 07:23:37 PM
I kicked someones arse in my school that was 3 years older than me then went home and went to the gym.

Shouldn't be picking on elementary school kids...
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Post by: crazyivan on January 23, 2009, 07:24:22 PM
Well, after I rolled out of bed at the early hour of 1:30 p.m. with a massive hangover, I got lunch at a BBQ joint then returned home to watch Charles Bronson in Death Wish III on t.v. and started to drink beer again.

Good day so far.
  edit: went to arbys/watched magnum pi
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Post by: Anodizer on January 23, 2009, 07:36:53 PM
First thing I did this morning was go to all my wife's x-boyfriends and kick their arse...
Then my neighbor across the street looked at my wife...
So, even though he's 78 years old, I kicked his arse too... 
After that, I went for a drive with my wife..  A cop pulled up
next to us and looked at my wife..  So I kicked his arse as well...
All of the sudden, a bunch of other cops come and then asked my wife to step
out of the vehicle..  I got REAL pissed off....so I kicked all their arses too..
After all this, I pulled up next to the house, kicked my wife out the door,
and went to BK to eat an angry Whopper..  Then I kicked the entire staffs arse at BK.......Just because I can..... :rock
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Post by: Mustaine on January 23, 2009, 08:33:33 PM
I beat up Chuck Norris
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Post by: Roundeye on January 23, 2009, 10:57:12 PM
Today I worked on helicopters, rode my Harley, shot my .45, drank lots of beer, smoked a pack of Marlboros, cooked a slab of dead cow over a fire and I have 2 women with me right now.......gotta go..... :D
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Post by: Enker on January 23, 2009, 11:25:10 PM
We talked about the ancient Chinese version of these (http://i343.photobucket.com/albums/o460/caldera_08/epic_boobs.jpg) in world history, as well as the underlying principles about it, which I understood and thought everyone did, but we had to spend 30 minutes explaining how the foot binding to look "pretty" is similar to the method of getting implants to look "pretty", all while I tried to complete the Wired crossword puzzle without the internet. After school, I came home and did a pushup. So yeah, 'twas a regular day.
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Post by: Rich46yo on January 24, 2009, 04:47:15 AM
Its a relief to see there are still actually real "men" in the world. The kind that never took ritalin, never got in touch with their softer side, dont hesitate to shoot stuff and then gut it and eat it, washing it all down with the ultimate man drink "beer".

Frankly with all this girl talk stuff I was worried. Worried that AH had to many smack talkers who hid behind rules, anonymity, laws, Police, and mommie. The lowest of the low listening to 24s hideous Girl Talk sissy artist.

Its an honor to raise a cheek and let one fly whilst in such company. :salute <fart>
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Post by: Getback on January 24, 2009, 05:17:41 AM
Tonight, I'm going to a bar, Drink beer and play loud manly music whilst oogling at women.
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Post by: ROX on January 24, 2009, 08:45:58 AM
Took apart a lawn mower engine and then re-assembled it.  Called an old friend and talked about 10w40 oil vs 10w30 oil this time of year vs the average morning cold cranking temperature.  Took a shower, then (rule friendly quality time) with the ole lady. 

When I went to Lowes and spent 4 hours, hit every department besides kitchen, drapes, and floor coverings.

Stopped off and bet on horses for 2 hours...made up all the money I spent at Lowes plus $400.

Took the old lady out for steak dinner at Ruth Chris. 

Went home, flipped between all the sports and military channels while sipping Crown & Coke...not a bad day.





ROX



Title: Re: ***The Ultimate GUY Talk Thread***
Post by: uptown on January 24, 2009, 11:42:56 AM
<---stood at attention while wife read off a list of my days chores. Said "yes dear", and went to the garage to hide. :D
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Post by: avionix on January 24, 2009, 04:46:27 PM
Got up early and went for breakfast at a place here in town that has the best fried pork chops on the buffet.  Went to the Titanic exhibit, disappointed, and went fro lunch at an Amish reaturant.  Gonna lay down shortly for a nap and then get up and play AH while the wifey is at work.
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Post by: Serenity on January 24, 2009, 05:27:10 PM
Got up at 0530, took a shower, fell asleep on the couch and missed the school bus. Caught a ride to school. Slept through "homeroom". Slept through Honors English because I really don't like poetry. Made a bunch of racist jokes with the teacher in Chemistry. Got her to let us light some magnesium on fire again and see just how much we could get burning simultaneously. Spent recess kicking my former history teacher's arse at Left4Dead on the X-Box 360 she hides in the TA (Teacher's Aide) desk. RUSHED to hide it again before the kids came to class. Sat down at my post (Im the Teacher's Aide that period). Corrected papers, entered grades, and went back to sleep. Spent lunch again kicking my teacher's arse (She has to play it in school because the cant take it home. It gives her fiance nightmares...). Went to my AP U.S. History class. Made some more racist jokes. Made a 15 minute impromptu speech on the Reconstruction Era. Went back to sleep. Left school and walked 5 or 6 miles uphill to go to a job interview. Im pretty sure I got it, because im good at interviews, and the guy hiring personally knew and trusted 3 of my references. Walked a mile downhill on the way home and got lucky when a bus that wasn't in service let me catch a free ride back to the bus depot which was only 2 miles from my house. Walked the rest of the way home. Sat down and neglected to start my homework. Played Aces High, got pissed at being gangbanged. Ate some pizza, went to sleep around 0200.
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Post by: sluggish on January 24, 2009, 05:33:42 PM
Got up at 0530, took a shower, fell asleep on the couch and missed the school bus. Caught a ride to school. Slept through "homeroom". Slept through Honors English because I really don't like poetry. Made a bunch of racist jokes with the teacher in Chemistry. Got her to let us light some magnesium on fire again and see just how much we could get burning simultaneously. Spent recess kicking my former history teacher's arse at Left4Dead on the X-Box 360 she hides in the TA (Teacher's Aide) desk. RUSHED to hide it again before the kids came to class. Sat down at my post (Im the Teacher's Aide that period). Corrected papers, entered grades, and went back to sleep. Spent lunch again kicking my teacher's arse (She has to play it in school because the cant take it home. It gives her fiance nightmares...). Went to my AP U.S. History class. Made some more racist jokes. Made a 15 minute impromptu speech on the Reconstruction Era. Went back to sleep. Left school and walked 5 or 6 miles uphill to go to a job interview. Im pretty sure I got it, because im good at interviews, and the guy hiring personally knew and trusted 3 of my references. Walked a mile downhill on the way home and got lucky when a bus that wasn't in service let me catch a free ride back to the bus depot which was only 2 miles from my house. Walked the rest of the way home. Sat down and neglected to start my homework. Played Aces High, got pissed at being gangbanged. Ate some pizza, went to sleep around 0200.

Mine was more manly.
Title: Re: ***The Ultimate GUY Talk Thread***
Post by: Serenity on January 24, 2009, 09:04:10 PM
Mine was more manly.

Probably. But mine was more American, what with the laziness and all :)
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Post by: crazyivan on January 24, 2009, 09:35:11 PM
<--- passing out in a van down by the river.Criminy! :D
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Post by: Twist on January 25, 2009, 01:10:41 AM
I changed the oil in 4 cars, ordered pizza and watched a Max Payne DVD.
Title: Re: ***The Ultimate GUY Talk Thread***
Post by: uptown on January 25, 2009, 01:21:18 AM
<--- passing out in a van down by the river.Criminy! :D
(http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk121/TheAmish/avatar_10579.gif) just stay on your side of the van!
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Post by: JunkyII on January 25, 2009, 02:04:18 AM
I beat up Chuck Norris

I should report you for saying that. I got up at 0500 and ran 4 miles, then off to the gym for upper body work out. 0800 eat chow at dfac, next shower and jack off. To the Rec center to use wifi at 1000. Then AH till whenever, now is whenever
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Post by: REP0MAN on January 25, 2009, 02:47:34 AM
Slept all day. Ate chicken pot pie (3 of them) for breakfast. Watched TV, played COD4. 9pm, strapped on Kevlar and G-22 and went to battle. 2 DUI's, a short wrestling match and the next 4 hours in paperwork. Then, I'll sleep all day long again.

:aok
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Post by: JB88 on January 25, 2009, 03:30:46 AM
pull my finger.

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Post by: mechanic on January 25, 2009, 04:09:07 AM
I woke up 3 hours before i went to sleep to go to my usual job of licking the pavement clean, a pirvilage that i pay 4.95 an hour for.
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Post by: Sox62 on January 25, 2009, 10:39:14 AM
<---stood at attention while wife read off a list of my days chores. Said "yes dear", and went to the garage to hide. :D

x 2

That's all I have time to post.I'm off to assemble the crib.
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Post by: mechanic on January 25, 2009, 10:41:06 AM
I just finished watching the movie Troy for the first time and I laughed like a drain when brad pitt died. Now that is manly.
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Post by: ROX on January 25, 2009, 04:36:04 PM
I should report you for saying that. I got up at 0500 and ran 4 miles, then off to the gym for upper body work out. 0800 eat chow at dfac, next shower and jack off. To the Rec center to use wifi at 1000. Then AH till whenever, now is whenever



I am happy to see my tax dollars at work with item #6 on the list---which I understood to be reserved for those in DC.



ROX
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Post by: eagl on January 25, 2009, 04:57:28 PM
Wandered past the bar at work (yea we have a bar at work), and heard some singing...

I love my wife yes I do yes I do, I looooove her truuuuuuulyyyy

I eat her **** gobble gobble chomp chomp with a rusty spoon

(chorus) with a rusty spooooonnnnn!!!!!!


I'd post the words to the rest of the song but then skuzzy would ban me for all eternity out of jealousy for having a job where you can sing dirty songs with your boss and even a handful of female co-workers, and not get fired.  :devil