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Squadron Forums => Squadrons => Topic started by: Scotch on January 28, 2009, 01:21:01 AM
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We're still accepting applications!
For a nominal fee paid via paypal, your application may be considered for your invitation to fly amongst the greatest pilots ever! Please feel free to private message me for more details including where you can send your application and application fees.
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We're still accepting applications!
For a nominal fee paid via paypal
So, how much will you pay me?
I'm not sure my CO of the 'place-markers' would accept my leaving anyway, he is a real d**k. :devil
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I'd love to join Scotch but i don't get much pocket money, £3 per week :cry Of which i could probably save £1.50, hope it's enough :) I've always admired the Muppets. In game you sound like such a fun squad :aok.
I don't know how to use paypal, Will my Grandma's credit card number do? Or i could send a check to HTC if you prefer.
PM sent :salute
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We're still accepting applications!
For a nominal fee paid via paypal
I'll consider it for $14.99 ... you'll just need to send it each month until I'm sure the muppets can handle me
:D
::edit:: lame, Del beat me to it.
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I'd love to join Scotch but i don't get much pocket money, £3 per week :cry Of which i could probably save £1.50, hope it's enough :) I've always admired the Muppets. In game you sound like such a fun squad :aok.
I don't know how to use paypal, Will my Grandma's credit card number do? Or i could send a check to HTC if you prefer.
PM sent :salute
I see how it is, Doleboy :confused:
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I'd love to join Scotch but i don't get much pocket money, £3 per week :cry Of which i could probably save £1.50, hope it's enough :) I've always admired the Muppets. In game you sound like such a fun squad :aok.
I don't know how to use paypal, Will my Grandma's credit card number do? Or i could send a check to HTC if you prefer.
PM sent :salute
You cant be serious :rofl
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(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c371/SceneIt_by_Marijke/brokeback_muppets.jpg)
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(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c371/SceneIt_by_Marijke/brokeback_muppets.jpg)
:rofl :rofl :rofl
"Brought to you by the letters "XXX" and the number "69"
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We're still accepting applications!
For a nominal fee paid via paypal, your application may be considered for your invitation to fly amongst the greatest pilots ever! Please feel free to private message me for more details including where you can send your application and application fees.
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You want me to pay and then have to put up with Steve regularly?.... :confused:
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I hear you get to sign the contract with crayon! Was almost enough to persuade me anyway :) .
-Zap
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for any of you unsure about submitting an application to become a member of the Army of Muppets (A.o.M.), stop your worrying!
we here at Muppet Intelligence Agency (M.I.A.) are professionals and would never ever consider posting your most personal and private information on this BBS. we would never gather around the round stage here at Muppet Central (M.C.) and laugh or poke fun at your deepest and darkest secrets (divulgence of all said secrets upon your application being required before any consideration) nor would we Muppets (M.) never consider using this divulged information in any extortionate or immoral manner.
furthermore and probably the most important and valued aspect of becoming a Muppet is that we have strawberry flavored windex, inflatable hockey helmets and cookies!
C is for Cookie and thats good enough for Me!!!!!!!!
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Now you have to pay to listen to bipolar? :lol
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Now you have to pay to listen to bipolar? :lol
for a small additional monthly donation you get the secret BP squelching code! its worth every penny!
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for a small additional monthly donation you get the secret BP squelching code! its worth every penny!
LMFAO!
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I'd love to join Scotch but i don't get much pocket money, £3 per week
Isnt that like $200 these days?
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Isnt that like $200 these days?
Think ull find its about 8 bucks
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Think ull find its about 8 bucks
not even that exchange rate gone tits up, was around 2.0 now its more like 1.4
so 3 pounds more like 4.5 dolla
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We are the Muppets, and have stolen weapons from armories all around the world. You might ask why we did this, and this is our answer. The reason we have done this, is because of a heinous crime, that you have committed against all muppet kind. You people have forgotten us, canceled our program, for this we shall have our vengeance. Nobody cares about us, not even the law. So we see the only way to get justice is to take matters into our own hands, and have armed our selves to bring about destruction. Hear this warning! Whenever you see a muppet... run, for we are quick to anger, and shall strike you down with no remorse. We'll begin to shoot and the sky shall turn black, and the apocalypse will start. You might run, but hiding is useless, because no matter were you go we'll follow you. Even to the depths of hell and back if need be, quicker than you can say "God Help Me". For we are the muppets, and no powers can stop us. So carve your headstone now, rather than later, but make a few spares as I promise we'll visit, and blow it up sooner or later. No one will stand against us and any who do, shall fall from our fire, for we are the muppets, and are angry like no others. And soon the world will be ours.
Written by AoM's muppet god.. Beaker 8)
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(http://i456.photobucket.com/albums/qq286/eliiemae250/muppets.jpg)
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for any of you unsure about submitting an application to become a member of the Army of Muppets (A.o.M.), stop your worrying!
we here at Muppet Intelligence Agency (M.I.A.) are professionals and would never ever consider posting your most personal and private information on this BBS. we would never gather around the round stage here at Muppet Central (M.C.) and laugh or poke fun at your deepest and darkest secrets (divulgence of all said secrets upon your application being required before any consideration) nor would we Muppets (M.) never consider using this divulged information in any extortionate or immoral manner.
furthermore and probably the most important and valued aspect of becoming a Muppet is that we have strawberry flavored windex, inflatable hockey helmets and cookies!
C is for Cookie and thats good enough for Me!!!!!!!!
Change a few words around in that sarcastic post Flotsom and you have a good description of my ex-wife.
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Why would anyone wanna join the muffpits, just a bunch of pickers who cant fight a real 1v1 :D
Fun fights the other night Scotch,Tec, and Grizz yall are pretty ubber but I know the force is strong in me :D and I will have my vengence :salute
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Why would anyone wanna join the muffpits, just a bunch of pickers who cant fight a real 1v1 :D
Fun fights the other night Scotch,Tec, and Grizz yall are pretty ubber but I know the force is strong in me :D and I will have my vengence :salute
we have cookies!!!
dont you know a the words of the great and magnificent prophet Muppet?
C is for Cookie and thats good enough for me!!!!!!
it's a true Muppet thing, mere mortals will never understand.
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we have cookies!!!
dont you know a the words of the great and magnificent prophet Muppet?
C is for Cookie and thats good enough for me!!!!!!
it's a true Muppet thing, mere mortals will never understand.
:rofl
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I see that cheapskate Zazen finally caught up his dues. :lol :lol
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He was in arrears for quite some time. Had some cash invested with Madoff, I understand.
Nevertheless, in conjunction with our new marketing drive, and since FLOT is already handling the cookie sales aspect, I have seen fit to post the standard-form application (more of a general questionnaire) which should be submitted with your references and, of course, your application fee.
Application for Membership
Applicant Information
In-Game CPID:
Full Legal Name:
Social Security Number:
Checking Account Number:
Bank Routing Number:
Primary Residence Address:
Number of Firearms Owned:
Distance to Nearest Police Station:
Telephone Number:
Email Address:
Confirm Email Address:
Password for Email Account:
Applicant Background
Do you wish to Join AoM? (Y/N)
Thats it!
Following acceptance (trust me, the probability is as high as a Rook 51!) you will receive a copy of our Affiliation Agreement. This agreement must be dated, executed and returned to Personnel within 5 business days.
But... I digress. One step at a time...
This is a special moment in AH history, folks. Never before and, likely, never again (stimulus vote pending) will the unwashed masses have such an opportunity; an opportunity to join the most talented, most handsome, most (soon-to-be) wealthy and most hated squadron in the history of pixel-based air combat.
Opportunity is knocking. Will you answer?
The Few. The Proud. The Muppets.
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OMFG Mazz :rofl
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now THAT was classic
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:rofl
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I would join you fellers. But who gave you your name? So sad, very sad! My name is bill36 in game and i am just returning. I suck..never mind :P :lol i pwn all in the tower. proxie and on and on :rock :rock
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I'm a bit short this week, could I pay my application fee the second Tuesday of next week? :D
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(http://img130.echo.cx/img130/5329/bestthreadever5cw.gif) :rock(http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x100/scot12b/1089_1181318247_muppetposter.gif)
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(http://img130.echo.cx/img130/5329/bestthreadever5cw.gif) :rock(http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x100/scot12b/1089_1181318247_muppetposter.gif)
I wanna join :cry
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LMAO @ The Few, THe Proud The Muppets :lol
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(http://img130.echo.cx/img130/5329/bestthreadever5cw.gif) :rock(http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x100/scot12b/1089_1181318247_muppetposter.gif)
You had me right up until that "must have skill" part. :cry
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I don't know what "modicum" means. I'm out. :huh
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Just curious who's the CO now? Fester still around?
There was a time way back when, when no AoM member would have put up a recruit announcement up in here. Muppets trying to join the ranks of the Freebirds and BoPs as another massive conglomerate? :)
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1) Search this board for AoM. There's like 3 recruitment threads dating back years.
2) Unless you're willing to pay me $200 through paypal, this thread is not serious.
3) AoM owns the BK's.
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1) Search this board for AoM. There's like 3 recruitment threads dating back years.
2) Unless you're willing to pay me $200 through paypal, this thread is not serious.
3) AoM owns the BK's.
(http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x100/scot12b/voss_shades.gif) Word :salute
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When are Das Muppets going to join the SDL ?
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PICK ME TO JOIN ! I R Uber...........noob :D
But seriously consider me.
Currently I am without computer so im sure most ppl out there's K/D is higher than it should be, but i should be back up in the virtual skies flying MA / FSO very soon so watch your 6!
TT
P.S. AoM's 99.99% chance i wont be there for FSO tonight becuase my computer is currently MIA at the Canada/US border.
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1) Search this board for AoM. There's like 3 recruitment threads dating back years.
2) Unless you're willing to pay me $200 through paypal, this thread is not serious.
3) AoM owns the BK's.
LOL
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Kappa (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php?action=profile;u=10162) is the founder of the AOM. Fester, Killnu and SkyRock were and are just Acting C/Os. Kappa has last say on any and everything related to the Muppets, though he seldom speaks his mind. I made that recruitment poster as a joke when Fester was still flying regularly.
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Just curious who's the CO now? Fester still around?
There was a time way back when, when no AoM member would have put up a recruit announcement up in here. Muppets trying to join the ranks of the Freebirds and BoPs as another massive conglomerate? :)
I'm acting CO now, Kappa is the Boss, Fester moved back to South Carolina and lives where he can't get decent internet, and this thread is a joke.......I think that answers everything. :aok
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Can I be FozzyBear? :D
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I r haking ur computorz :noid
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Can I be FozzyBear? :D
Dats me! :furious
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It's been fun flying with and against you all in the past couple days. :salute
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Just the other day I was flying along minding my own business when an over powering smell of alcohol hit me, I was stunned for a moment not sure what was causing it. I look back to see SkyRock coming down on me in an f4u.
Here is how I presumed I looked- ... :)(minding my own business).. :huh(what is that smell?)... :uhoh(OH CRAP F4U ON ME!)... :)(hey! I may actually win) :((boom im dead)
(walks away crying) Bunch of drunks...
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Just the other day I was flying along minding my own business when an over powering smell of alcohol hit me, I was stunned for a moment not sure what was causing it. I look back to see SkyRock coming down on me in an f4u.
Here is how I presumed I looked- ... :)(minding my own business).. :huh(what is that smell?)... :uhoh(OH CRAP F4U ON ME!)... :)(hey! I may actually win) :((boom im dead)
(walks away crying) Bunch of drunks...
:lol
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Yo Muppies.....tell M00t and Delrium that I just want them to be proud of me and to quit sweating the small stuff.
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Just the other day I was flying along minding my own business when an over powering smell of alcohol hit me, I was stunned for a moment not sure what was causing it. I look back to see SkyRock coming down on me in an f4u.
Here is how I presumed I looked- ... :)(minding my own business).. :huh(what is that smell?)... :uhoh(OH CRAP F4U ON ME!)... :)(hey! I may actually win) :((boom im dead)
(walks away crying) Bunch of drunks...
those were some very good angles you used in your reversals. Had me sweating. :devil
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Yo Muppies.....tell M00t and Delrium that I just want them to be proud of me and to quit sweating the small stuff.
I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you are their illegitimate love child born out of one nights excessive alcohol and extensive ownage of noobies, arent you?!?
i always wondered why you looked like del and flew like moot! now the secret is out for all the world to see!
:devil :devil
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lol, this thread is +1 internets.
<S> Muppets
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Without a doubt some of the best sticks in Aces High. :aok
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The Muppets are good guys and better sticks :).