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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: lowZX14 on June 11, 2009, 10:11:28 AM
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So this girl at work and I have been pranking each other with little stuff here lately. She has a few up on me so far but I'm waiting to deal a final blow. She has put a note in my office leading me on a wild goose chase around the office area, so I did the same except I moved her car, hid the key under the child seat in the back and had her looking for around 30 minutes for the key. Then she put the small holes of paper out of a hole punch in my air vents and put post it notes all over my office writing stuff, post it note cut down under my optical mouse, shaving cream on the earpiece to my phone, stuff like that.
What I need now are a few LEGAL pranks to get her back. Now, keep in mind, she shares a desk with other people but she leaves her car unlocked with the windows down and key in it. As long as it's not destructive, it's fair game.
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Sugar in the gas tank (legal if you don't get caught)
Send her one of these:
(http://mailpranks.net/images/DildoDepotW.jpg)
to the work address.
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Tape the button/latch under the handset on her phone down with clear tape. My favorite to do at the jail.
Or take a screenshot of her computer desktop, then use it as the image and set it to "active desktop" so when she clicks nothing happens.
Or, if you work someplace where you have lockers, seal her locker shut with clear packing tape.
Or crazy glue the rollers on her desk chair so it doesn't roll- even if you know it won't roll, you'll still try 1,000 times a day and usually fall over.
Or set the language on her computer to a language she most likely doesn't speak. Like Swahili. Or Tagalog.
Or, a little annoying one my dad did for years at work, if she is in the habit of leaving her coffee cup out and about (especially if its a travel mug), fill it with salt, pepper and ketchup packets every time you find it unattended.
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Drop some live lab mice into her car, the will crawl into the air conditioning duct and die. It will take a few days for the horrible smell to set in but it would be funny. Or you could stick a dead fish under her seat. Stick a boot on her tire.
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Drop some live lab mice into her car, the will crawl into the air conditioning duct and die. It will take a few days for the horrible smell to set in but it would be funny. Or you could stick a dead fish under her seat. Stick a boot on her tire.
Those are all malicious, not fun. Thats one step down from putting a nail in her tire or having her obituary posted in the NY Times.
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Hide an Annoy-a-tron somewhere in her office.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/8c52/
(http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/annoyatron.jpg)
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Hide an Annoy-a-tron somewhere in her office.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/8c52/
(http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/annoyatron.jpg)
I forgot all about that! Those things are a blast!
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Well you can always get a bottle of red fox piss and drizzle it on her car. The smell is horrid and almost impossible to get rid of.
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Plastic roaches in the right spot are always good for a laugh. Deck drawers/ under the phone headset/embedded in papers shes working on etc.
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put super glue on her iPods earpeice, if she has lotion fill it with orange dye.
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Black shoe polish on her phone
If she has a regular wheel/ball mouse for her computer, take the wheel/ball, if it's an optical a small piece of tape over the LED will drive people nuts.
Buy a bag of zip ties and zip tie her coffee cup to her chair or something using every zip tie in the bag (100 count is a good start), then tape a pair of finger nail clippers to the mess with a note that says "Good Luck"
Fill all her desk drawers full of packing peanuts.
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Put Ketchup (or other gross, sticky liquid) on her car handle, when she goes to open it, you can pretty much guess.
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order 10 pizza's to her office in her name! (we are going to do this 1 to our school principle but its gonna be more like 50 pizzas!)
Get to work early and throw condoms all over her desk space.
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Get to work early and throw condoms all over her desk space.
New or used?
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New or used?
This is LowZ we're talking about
:D
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This is LowZ we're talking about
:D
Funny guy. I don't use 'em.
Some good ideas here, I've already thought of most of them. I'm really looking for something right original and so great that she'll just want to give up this game.
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Come in early and leave a Post-It on everyone else's monitor saying "See me when you get in --(person you are trying to prank)."
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Its simple, When she is in your desk looking to prank you , have an envelope with her name on it someplace she will stumble onto it . Simply write a letter explaining the games you are playing are getting reall and you are starting to have feelings !! they fall for this every time !
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Its simple, When she is in your desk looking to prank you , have an envelope with her name on it someplace she will stumble onto it . Simply write a letter explaining the games you are playing are getting reall and you are starting to have feelings !! they fall for this every time !
Don't think that's going to work, from what I can gather from other people, that's why she's doing this, to flirt with me. So, that's why I'm looking for one to end it all. I could be a complete a## and tell her that I want it to stop, but there's no fun in that.
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Dude, just get some play time with her and trade her in.
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remember the cans of springy snakes?
set a load of them in her desk drawer.
everything else i have would be downright mean, and spiteful.
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Post her picture on here, let us debate on her. The show her the post.
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Be a man: Set her car on fire.
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Ask her for a date.
The stand her up.
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Vaseline under the doorhandles of her car, on the gear shift, steering wheel, etc.
Use a bungie cord and attach it the the underside of the seat and then to the inside of the door so that when she opens the door it slams itself shut.
Fill her A/C vents with talcum powder so when she fires up the A/C you get a big ol' cloud.
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Be a man: Set her car on fire.
LOL. Brutal.
Vaseline under the doorhandles of her car, on the gear shift, steering wheel, etc.
Use a bungie cord and attach it the the underside of the seat and then to the inside of the door so that when she opens the door it slams itself shut.
Fill her A/C vents with talcum powder so when she fires up the A/C you get a big ol' cloud.
This one is probably the best post!
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Electric whoopie cushion. Hide it somewhere around her desk and use the remote to set it off each time someone walks by her desk. Guaranteed to make her blush and make those around her laugh.
ack-ack
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Vaseline under the doorhandles of her car, on the gear shift, steering wheel, etc.
Use a bungie cord and attach it the the underside of the seat and then to the inside of the door so that when she opens the door it slams itself shut.
Fill her A/C vents with talcum powder so when she fires up the A/C you get a big ol' cloud.
i like the a/c vent one.....it would almost be worth paying to see that one. :x :x
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So this girl at work and I have been pranking each other with little stuff here lately. She has a few up on me so far but I'm waiting to deal a final blow. She has put a note in my office leading me on a wild goose chase around the office area, so I did the same except I moved her car, hid the key under the child seat in the back .....................
:lol she's snagged her a daddy :rofl stick a fork in you dude..............you're done. :uhoh
oh yeah btw, goose her with a boat horn all day.
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Ok heres one for ya.
Get some empty soda cans Attach them to some 20Lb test line. Tie the other end of the line to the underside of her car.
then take the cans and place them on something under her car so she wont see them as she approaches.
At some point as she drives down the road. The cans will fall off and she will be clang clang clanging dragging them down the road
Option two. Mail her a package with this note. "Dear (insert her name) Had a great time the other night. Thanks! I noticed you left your underwear here when you left. Since I am going out of town I wont have time to stop by and bring them to you. So I thought I'd mail them. Hope to talkto you soon.
Bob"
Inside the package include one pair of womans underwear.. now the size is important here
Send her the LARGEST sized panties you can find. :D
option 3. You can prank two with one with this one.
Call the floral shop and order her a dozen roses delived to her.
The catch is. You want them delivered with the flowers cut off. Just the stems.
Screw the roses. Give her the thorns.
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If she has a favorite soda, but hates another (lets say she like Pesi, but can't stand the taste of Dr. Pepper). Buy a Dr. Pepper bottle that looks the same as a Pepsi bottle she might bring to work ( if she does). When she's not looking, take both labels off, and glue the Dr. Pepper label to the Pespi bottle and put it back where you found it. Then when she goes to drink it... :lol . If she questions you about it claim you have been working since you got there, and take a sip of your "Dr. Pepper" ;)
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If she has a favorite soda, but hates another (lets say she like Pesi, but can't stand the taste of Dr. Pepper). Buy a Dr. Pepper bottle that looks the same as a Pepsi bottle she might bring to work ( if she does). When she's not looking, take both labels off, and glue the Dr. Pepper label to the Pespi bottle and put it back where you found it. Then when she goes to drink it... :lol . If she questions you about it claim you have been working since you got there, and take a sip of your "Dr. Pepper" ;)
Or you could just dump one drink and put the other in...
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Take her office things, and switch them out with totally different supplies
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Don't think that's going to work, from what I can gather from other people, that's why she's doing this, to flirt with me. So, that's why I'm looking for one to end it all. I could be a complete a## and tell her that I want it to stop, but there's no fun in that.
You can be a complete A## but have fun with it.
Plan A
Give her special K in the morning, then at lunch bring her veggies and slimfast shake. At dinner, tell her that Jenny Craig left a message at the office. And her food will be left in her front yard.
Give me a few to think of something :t :t
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Get a bag of balloons and a box of condoms (get the kind with out any "special" stuff). Cut a hole in the bag with VERY sharp scissors. Remove the balloons and replace with condoms, preferably colorful, so there is little difference at first glance. Use a lighter to seal bag up.
Give to co-worker, serves 1.
It works, I know from experience.
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This one's a bit mean, but still fun...
if the hand set of the phone on her desk can be taken apart put a small piece of lunch meat in the talking part of the handset. In a few days / weeks it will spoil and every time she picks up the phone it will stink horribly bad. Trust me this one works.
If she has a cloth seat on her chair you can pour water over it all (you have to get every part wet so the color looks uniform), then she sits down...
If she walks away from her computer you can change the language settings for just google to Klingon, or Yiddish or something.
In M$ Word you can change the autocorrect for words like "the" to funny, or evil things.
In the control panel you can invert the mouse movements and buttons.
Replace all her pens with caps super glued on
here's some more ideas:
http://lifehacker.com/373817/top-10-harmless-geek-pranks
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Make sure you are the last guy in the office and the rest should be easy.
1. Get a cheap copy of the Kama Sutra and write her an intimate note on the inside cover making it look like it was a gift from an old boyfriend.
2. Type out a provocative letter that looks like she wrote it to the UPS or Fed ex guy, or any other person that frequently visits the office.
3. Set the copier to 10 copies. Make a copy of a letter w/ a nice picture from the book.
4. Leave the book in the copy machiene, and nine copies.
5. Send the fax to your home or a safe #, and leave the receipt acknowledgment on the fax.
6. Don't be late for work the next day, and bring donuts.
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Don't think that's going to work, from what I can gather from other people, that's why she's doing this, to flirt with me. So, that's why I'm looking for one to end it all. I could be a complete a## and tell her that I want it to stop, but there's no fun in that.
Sail 'n Bail.
:aok
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Get long heavy duty zip ties...
Get under her car and tie them all around her drive shaft, making sure that the excess is poking out far enough to thwack the underside of the car or any nearby parts...
Enjoy.
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This one has worked well for me over the years.
Take a zip tie that is nearly the same color as the phone cord on the handset and the base. Put the zip tie as close as possible to the ends of the phone cable and cut the excess off. When she goes to pick up the phone, she should pull the base with the handset.
Another, is to take a box full of packing peanuts and put it next to her desk. But, have the bottom cut out so that when she picks it up, the peanuts scatter on the floor. We can get our receiving person with that one all the time.
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I say fill her entire car with packing peanuts. :rock
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I say fill her entire car with packing peanuts. :rock
Done this one... My buddy had a bad habbit of leaving his moonroof open. I warned him a few months prior and finally he got it. :D
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So basically, you are trying to get her to stop flirting with you?
Tell her that your Aces High Squad has sworn you to an oath of celibacy because it interferes with your concentration. Emphasize that this is very important because your CO will demote you if he finds out and not let you fly in FSO on Friday niights. Explain how you believe this to be true and you don't want to lose your chances of getting #1 rank in the Main Arena. Tell her it is your dream to be teh l337 fitr pilet!
While explaining all of this to her, make sure you use exaggerated hand motions like you have a stick and throttle right there with you. Wearing a scarf and goggles or showing her the secret ones you "keep in your desk at all time in case of emergency" isn't a bad idea either. When you walk away from the conversation, spread your arms like wings and make engine sounds when you "fly" away.
If all of that doesn't turn her off, then I say she might be a rare breed and possibly even a keeper.
Either that or just %@# her blue until you get tired of it.
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Mount a car horn under her car and hook it up to the brake light circuit. Had a friend about get into a fight due to another drivers road rage. :devil
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So basically, you are trying to get her to stop flirting with you?
Tell her that your Aces High Squad has sworn you to an oath of celibacy because it interferes with your concentration. Emphasize that this is very important because your CO will demote you if he finds out and not let you fly in FSO on Friday niights. Explain how you believe this to be true and you don't want to lose your chances of getting #1 rank in the Main Arena. Tell her it is your dream to be teh l337 fitr pilet!
While explaining all of this to her, make sure you use exaggerated hand motions like you have a stick and throttle right there with you. Wearing a scarf and goggles or showing her the secret ones you "keep in your desk at all time in case of emergency" isn't a bad idea either. When you walk away from the conversation, spread your arms like wings and make engine sounds when you "fly" away.
If all of that doesn't turn her off, then I say she might be a rare breed and possibly even a keeper.
Either that or just %@# her blue until you get tired of it.
10/10 :rofl
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Take a couple of fast food ketchup packets and place them under the toilet seat with sealed edges facing toward her legs. You get better effect if you can fold them in half. Mayonaise packets work well too! Plus they are larger.
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Hide an Annoy-a-tron somewhere in her office.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/8c52/
(http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/annoyatron.jpg)
I just ordered the 3 pack and they should arrive on Monday. My plan is to place all three of them throughout our operations office so I can annoy everyone with them.
ack-ack
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Ok heres one for ya.
Get some empty soda cans Attach them to some 20Lb test line. Tie the other end of the line to the underside of her car.
then take the cans and place them on something under her car so she wont see them as she approaches.
At some point as she drives down the road. The cans will fall off and she will be clang clang clanging dragging them down the road
A bit more fun is to do the same with a leash and dog collar, ketchup completes the picture.
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If you can get access to her voicemail on her office phone, change her greeting to something funny......
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If you can get access to her voicemail on her office phone, change her greeting to something funny......
I did that one to my crewchief using an effeminate voice.... he didn't catch it for a few days and was a little pissed about it. He got so mad about it that I was compelled to apologize to him. hehehe :D
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Thanks for the annoyatron idea, I have a coworker that I plan on using this on. Originally I was going to stick a dead fish in his car, but this will be better due to prolonged torture.
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Do the last one with the phone it may take a while but it would be funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq4Rl2DS9rk
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The next big lotto payout ask her to go in with you on a ticket. Buy lthe ticket after the drawing happens with the winning numbers. Ask her to check the ticket. We did this to a guy he total freaked thought he won the lotto. He was going to the boss to tell him where to stick the job. We had to stop him was to funny.
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So basically, you are trying to get her to stop flirting with you?
Tell her that your Aces High Squad has sworn you to an oath of celibacy because it interferes with your concentration. Emphasize that this is very important because your CO will demote you if he finds out and not let you fly in FSO on Friday niights. Explain how you believe this to be true and you don't want to lose your chances of getting #1 rank in the Main Arena. Tell her it is your dream to be teh l337 fitr pilet!
While explaining all of this to her, make sure you use exaggerated hand motions like you have a stick and throttle right there with you. Wearing a scarf and goggles or showing her the secret ones you "keep in your desk at all time in case of emergency" isn't a bad idea either. When you walk away from the conversation, spread your arms like wings and make engine sounds when you "fly" away.
If all of that doesn't turn her off, then I say she might be a rare breed and possibly even a keeper.
Either that or just %@# her blue until you get tired of it.
WE HAVE A WINNER!!!
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So basically, you are trying to get her to stop flirting with you?
Tell her that your Aces High Squad has sworn you to an oath of celibacy because it interferes with your concentration. Emphasize that this is very important because your CO will demote you if he finds out and not let you fly in FSO on Friday niights. Explain how you believe this to be true and you don't want to lose your chances of getting #1 rank in the Main Arena. Tell her it is your dream to be teh l337 fitr pilet!
While explaining all of this to her, make sure you use exaggerated hand motions like you have a stick and throttle right there with you. Wearing a scarf and goggles or showing her the secret ones you "keep in your desk at all time in case of emergency" isn't a bad idea either. When you walk away from the conversation, spread your arms like wings and make engine sounds when you "fly" away.
If all of that doesn't turn her off, then I say she might be a rare breed and possibly even a keeper.
Either that or just %@# her blue until you get tired of it.
Hahahahahahaha, not so much stop flirting, the flirting can go on. It just can't get much more than that or the mad woman that usually holds the house together might get a weeeeeee bit upset.
That is hilarious, but it won't work. She comes in the office and looks at one of my old warbirds calendars and asks about different screen savers I have with planes and all. Matter of fact the line, "If my computer at home worked, I'd get that game and play with you." Followed by, "Of course that isn't all I want to play with you."
Decisions, decisions....hahahahahaha you know that little angel that's supposed to sit on your shoulder? Well I haven't heard a peep out of him.
Another update, she left about 21 slips of paper under my door this morning, about part way through I was sent on a treasure hunt all over work leading to more slips of paper. The treasure when I got to the end was her with the door to the lady's room open in a remote part of the building with a come here motion going on with her finger.......to be continued.
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ok im that little angel low, if she is half attractive and not to shabby in size (usually gauged by not having to put a bag over her head)
Sounds to me that you need to go get a room and have some FUN time. :aok
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ok im that little angel low, if she is half attractive and not to shabby in size (usually gauged by not having to put a bag over her head)
Sounds to me that you need to go get a room and have some FUN time. :aok
To answer your question, she's what my friends and I refer to as a Seahawk. Just like the Seattle Seahawks, decent uniform but the helmet could use a new design. She hasn't reached Butterface standards quite yet.
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To answer your question, she's what my friends and I refer to as a Seahawk. Just like the Seattle Seahawks, decent uniform but the helmet could use a new design. She hasn't reached Butterface standards quite yet.
Put a blind fold and a ball gag on her. It's all about the accesories you know. :aok
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Last thing Friday soak her chair with water and sprinkle liberally with cress seed. Come Monday morning there should be a nice lawn waiting for her.
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That is hilarious, but it won't work. She comes in the office and looks at one of my old warbirds calendars and asks about different screen savers I have with planes and all. Matter of fact the line, "If my computer at home worked, I'd get that game and play with you." Followed by, "Of course that isn't all I want to play with you."
Decisions, decisions....hahahahahaha you know that little angel that's supposed to sit on your shoulder? Well I haven't heard a peep out of him.
Another update, she left about 21 slips of paper under my door this morning, about part way through I was sent on a treasure hunt all over work leading to more slips of paper. The treasure when I got to the end was her with the door to the lady's room open in a remote part of the building with a come here motion going on with her finger.......to be continued.
Dear Penthouse Forums.....JACKPOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Chia chair is a good idea.
If you do the fish in the car thing you need two fish. One you put on her drivers seat, the other you hide so they think they got it out but there's still one in there stinking.
Try to get a really big Victoria's secret box and send it to her at the office. Hell write up a fake label and just deliver it yourself so its sitting like right in front of your door. Fill it full of packing peanuts with just a little note at the bottom. Maybe also put something really heavy in it that it takes a couple people to lift so she'll have to secure help with her giant Victoria's secret box.
Get her keyboard over the weekend and wire a switch into it, connected to the space bar, that basically disables the whole thing every time the space bar is pushed.
The best pranks are group ones. Get everyone else in the office to look at her and laugh every time they walk by. When she asks they just shake their head and keep laughing. See how long it takes her to get pissed that she can't figure it out. Or, maybe have everyone walk singly into her office and ask for a copy of something that she has to look up and print out. One gets it, a little while later she has to do it again. Every few times change the item so she doesn't get wise and mass print.
Get some raisin like snacks and leave them on her desk. A couple days later after they've been enjoyed, put a picture on her desktop. Picture shows someone bagging up deer pellets into a like container.
Get a different car key of the same make and switch it on her key ring. Set blowers, wipers and radio all on high. Hopefully she won't detect these as she's so pissed that her key wasn't working. This can be combined with the paper punches in the vent for extra emphasis.
Jack her car up and put it on blocks just high enough that the tires aren't touching the ground.
Fill her office with a colorful selection of hallway plants. This would work well with the chia chair.
Get a remote doorbell and rig it to her seat so every time she sits down it goes off. Hide the chime in a ceiling panel. May have even better results if it sounds like a doorbell she actually has to answer for work reasons.
For best results, combine as many as you can into one whammy! Just when she thinks one is over, another waits around the corner. That should make her tired of pranks and swearing fealty to your supremacy.
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Hahahahahahaha, not so much stop flirting, the flirting can go on. It just can't get much more than that or the mad woman that usually holds the house together might get a weeeeeee bit upset.
That is hilarious, but it won't work. She comes in the office and looks at one of my old warbirds calendars and asks about different screen savers I have with planes and all. Matter of fact the line, "If my computer at home worked, I'd get that game and play with you." Followed by, "Of course that isn't all I want to play with you."
Decisions, decisions....hahahahahaha you know that little angel that's supposed to sit on your shoulder? Well I haven't heard a peep out of him.
Another update, she left about 21 slips of paper under my door this morning, about part way through I was sent on a treasure hunt all over work leading to more slips of paper. The treasure when I got to the end was her with the door to the lady's room open in a remote part of the building with a come here motion going on with her finger.......to be continued.
I don't know you at all, so it's just my .02 on this thread (which has been amusing) and your problem. Speaking only for myself here really. I'd say that the whole thing boils down to what kind of a man you are, what kind of a man you'd like to be and what kind of a man you're willing to live with yourself having become. If the shoe was on the other foot and you found out about it how would you feel? Would your lady deserve to be treated that way and are you ok with being a person who treated someone that way?
This sounds like one of those points where you get to make a basic discovery about who you are as a person, you get to live with the results though.
Personally I like the high road, but there is another one to take as well. It's your call though.
FWIW
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A standard for "the new guy" in the office where I worked was to get a hundred small dixie cups, fill them full of water, then place them all over their workspace/office. They can't even reach their desk without spending considerable time picking up each one and emptying it into some container.
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Don't think that's going to work, from what I can gather from other people, that's why she's doing this, to flirt with me. So, that's why I'm looking for one to end it all. I could be a complete a## and tell her that I want it to stop, but there's no fun in that.
Then just put on her desk a extra large hershey bar with a note that says "you win. i'm not going to do anymore pranks." That will end it.
The next big lotto payout ask her to go in with you on a ticket. Buy lthe ticket after the drawing happens with the winning numbers. Ask her to check the ticket. We did this to a guy he total freaked thought he won the lotto. He was going to the boss to tell him where to stick the job. We had to stop him was to funny.
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... although... that one is pretty dang funny
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Update: Confronted the enemy yesterday. We talked about this whole thing and how it's just for fun. I also made it clear that we're just joking around. So, the games will continue. I'm still taking suggestions and will most likely compile the best 4 or 5 to hit her all at once. Oh and Mom, I did the Hershey bar thing but she knows me better than to fall for the fact that I would actually give up.
I don't know you at all, so it's just my .02 on this thread (which has been amusing) and your problem. Speaking only for myself here really. I'd say that the whole thing boils down to what kind of a man you are, what kind of a man you'd like to be and what kind of a man you're willing to live with yourself having become. If the shoe was on the other foot and you found out about it how would you feel? Would your lady deserve to be treated that way and are you ok with being a person who treated someone that way?
This sounds like one of those points where you get to make a basic discovery about who you are as a person, you get to live with the results though.
Personally I like the high road, but there is another one to take as well. It's your call though.
FWIW
If it's just simple little pranks at work, I wouldn't care if the shoe was on the other foot. If it was more than that probably so, but this is not the case here. I did say that there were decisions to make, and that was pretty much in jest, I've known from when I heard what her motivation might be for this the road I would take.