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Title: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: SkyRock on November 07, 2009, 10:18:30 AM
my vote would probably be Shane... he would sometimes have a couple of vets and a cackle of lemmings all on the stringer at once...  :aok

and lest we forget....  "you castrati aren't bad 4 vs 1!"   :rofl
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: Sonicblu on November 07, 2009, 10:23:28 AM
was Shane before my time??? 3 4 years ago or is that the shane720 i see in a la7 all the time. :D
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: Dragon on November 07, 2009, 11:23:33 AM
Fester was on the other night blowing up the country channel with a whole bunch of cheese, to the point that he was squelched by a lot of us.  I'll cast my vote for him.
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Post by: IronDog on November 07, 2009, 11:24:20 AM
My vote goes for Shane.He has been getting peoples goat since Air Warrior!Mark you get second place.You even pizzed me off,and we used to be squaddies!Most people don't realize you are a super nice guy despite what they see on 200.Now I'll stop humpin your ankle,and give my third place vote to Bipolar.You two get togather,and it's hell on earth!
ID
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: Banshee7 on November 07, 2009, 11:26:27 AM
Can we vote for ourselves?  :devil
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Post by: BiPoLaR on November 07, 2009, 11:27:16 AM
i make skyrock and shane look like choir boys when it comes to 200. theyre light weight chumps
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Post by: SkyRock on November 07, 2009, 11:27:28 AM
My vote goes for Shane.He has been getting peoples goat since Air Warrior!Mark you get second place.You even pizzed me off,and we used to be squaddies!Most people don't realize you are a super nice guy despite what they see on 200.Now I'll stop humpin your ankle,and give my third place vote to Bipolar.You two get togather,and it's hell on earth!
ID
lolz...  :o    hey what squad were we in together?  
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: SkyRock on November 07, 2009, 11:28:42 AM
Fester was on the other night blowing up the country channel with a whole bunch of cheese, to the point that he was squelched by a lot of us.  I'll cast my vote for him.
bahhh, Fes may have a moment here and there, but we are talking straight up smack talkers....  kind of like the guy you love to hate type of thingy!  :aok
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Post by: 5PointOh on November 07, 2009, 11:48:46 AM
I'd prefer to vote for whiner...Tripl5/Midevil :banana:
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: Krusty on November 07, 2009, 11:52:56 AM
Talking smack is not a valuable element to this game. It should not be "rewarded" or "idolized" like this thread is trying to.

It's a detriment most times, and should be discouraged.
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: IronDog on November 07, 2009, 11:53:37 AM
The 475th,KillnU was skipper,and I thought I was getting senile?!One incident I can recall,we were flying togather and you wanted to kill a Spitfire,so you asked me to stay out,and I did.You killed the Spit in a very short time.You also bailed my sorry arse out on numerous occasions.Like I said you are a very nice fellow to fly with,but if your the opponent,better be able to withstand a lot of smack talking.
ID
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: ACE on November 07, 2009, 12:01:38 PM
This thread is about laughing and having a good time Krusty.  Not really being serious (like you take it)
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: twitchy on November 07, 2009, 12:21:25 PM
Rod367th, followed closely by Shane... actually, Shane, followed closely by Rod367th.
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: BiPoLaR on November 07, 2009, 12:22:22 PM
This thread is about laughing and having a good time Krusty.  Not really being serious (like you take it)
krusty cant help it, hes a bit on the slow side. thank you for pointing that out to him
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: Bosco123 on November 07, 2009, 12:24:16 PM
Never count me out :)
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: SkyRock on November 07, 2009, 12:31:06 PM
The 475th,KillnU was skipper,and I thought I was getting senile?!One incident I can recall,we were flying togather and you wanted to kill a Spitfire,so you asked me to stay out,and I did.You killed the Spit in a very short time.You also bailed my sorry arse out on numerous occasions.Like I said you are a very nice fellow to fly with,but if your the opponent,better be able to withstand a lot of smack talking.
ID
Damn, of course I remember... yeah, those were some good times.... what you been up to bud?  :rock
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: SkyRock on November 07, 2009, 01:54:01 PM
Talking smack is not a valuable element to this game. It should not be "rewarded" or "idolized" like this thread is trying to.

It's a detriment most times, and should be discouraged.
Here's a good smacktalker you should read up on,  bud....  oh..   and chillax!  :aok


Greg Boyington -  He was known to literally "talk toejam" to his enemies....
"On one mission over Bougainville, according to Boyington’s autobiography, the Japanese radioed him in English, asking him to report his position and so forth. Pappy played along, but stayed 5000 feet higher than he had told them, and when the Zeros came along, the Black Sheep blew twelve of them away."
"A typical daring feat was his attack on Kahili airdrome at the southern tip of Bougainville on October 17, 1943. He and 24 fighters circled the field where 60 hostile aircraft were based, goading the enemy into sending up a large force. In the fierce battle that followed, 20 enemy aircraft were shot down while the Black Sheep returned to their base without loss."

 :aok




Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: SlapShot on November 07, 2009, 01:57:53 PM
Nobody that I have ever seen that could bypass Shane ... best thing about him ... he could actually back it up.
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Post by: BiPoLaR on November 07, 2009, 02:05:38 PM
Nobody that I have ever seen that could bypass Shane ... best thing about him ... he could actually back it up.
ill have to disagree, shane is a lightweight,

i probably hold the record for most times EVER chat suspended :(

and i never make personal attacks, just make fun of their game play. people get so bent out of shape over a game lol
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: Simaril on November 07, 2009, 02:06:39 PM
Shane.  (who isn't Shane720, as far as I know.) Nothing quite like the first time I heard "castrati"!!

I'd also make a distinction between talking crap -- just yammering and badmouthing -- and the true art of Smack Talking. True smack talking has craft, so that when you hear it you almost want to laugh even if its directed at you! Its smart, funny, and it stings a bit.

Lasz was often not too loud on 200, but every so often he'd let off a real zinger. Sometimes when he'd get on a roll I'd go onto 200 and say, "Now, kids, THIS is what smack talking should be like!" Unfortunately what passes for smack now is little more than "you're lame", "you're ganging", "nice pick", and endless permutations of similar whinefesting. It almost always has more to do with "I just died and I don't like it" than it does with cleverness or wit.

I think of smack talking as being jabbed with a fine point, like a rapier. 99.5% of what floats around here is either lame purse fighting or as subtle as a biker with a 2x4.
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: Simaril on November 07, 2009, 02:08:07 PM
Nobody that I have ever seen that could bypass Shane ... best thing about him ... he could actually back it up.

Another good point about smacking.



BTW, you still flying Slap? I've been away a while myself. Really enjoyed the few times we'd bump into each other in MW.
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: Chalenge on November 07, 2009, 02:08:57 PM
Talking smack is not a valuable element to this game. It should not be "rewarded" or "idolized" like this thread is trying to.

It's a detriment most times, and should be discouraged.

WOW! Thats the first thing I can remember that you have said I agree with! Mind you Im old but... WOW!  :old:
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: Mustaine on November 07, 2009, 02:42:26 PM
Shane
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: EskimoJoe on November 07, 2009, 02:45:24 PM
Talking smack is not a valuable element to this game. It should not be "rewarded" or "idolized" like this thread is trying to.

It's a detriment most times, and should be discouraged.

QFT.

Scary...
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: Spikes on November 07, 2009, 02:52:36 PM
That Draggon character.
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: Stang on November 07, 2009, 02:53:35 PM
Definitely Shane. 
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: SmokinLoon on November 07, 2009, 02:57:34 PM
an bellybutton will smell its own hole first... or second.  Or something like that.   

People who need to talk BS, especially to give their e-noodle a boost, really need to understand that they're only proving themselves to be a bigger bellybutton than they already display. 
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Post by: shreck on November 07, 2009, 02:58:05 PM
Now that is one fine GAYng of "smack-talkers"   :aok                                                  :neener:      :bolt:
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: Bosco123 on November 07, 2009, 04:36:52 PM
an bellybutton will smell its own hole first... or second.  Or something like that.   

People who need to talk BS, especially to give their e-noodle a boost, really need to understand that they're only proving themselves to be a bigger bellybutton than they already display. 
Are you seriously taking this serious?


...
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: mensa180 on November 07, 2009, 05:18:14 PM
CorkyJr
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: BiPoLaR on November 07, 2009, 05:19:49 PM
CorkyJr
you have my dishes done yet?
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: nimble on November 07, 2009, 05:35:26 PM
For me, the best range smacktalker goes to Ramses(sp). Haven't seen him in years, but boy could he ever keep range entertaining.
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Post by: Rich46yo on November 07, 2009, 06:18:14 PM
an bellybutton will smell its own hole first... or second.  Or something like that.   

People who need to talk BS, especially to give their e-noodle a boost, really need to understand that they're only proving themselves to be a bigger bellybutton than they already display. 

Jeez this is all such serious stuff aint it? :huh

Light hearted smack can often be entertaining. Its sure a whole lot better then some 45yo man screeching cause nobody was watching his "6" for him. I'd rather have the  :neener: talk.

Anyone who would take this silly game that serious has issues.
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: Ack-Ack on November 07, 2009, 06:25:58 PM
That Draggon character.

Draggon is a whining little twit, hardly a smack talker. 


ack-ack
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: crazyivan on November 07, 2009, 06:43:41 PM
Mark you get second place.You even pizzed me off,and we used to be squaddies!
ID
MUHAAA! Roll out the rainbow carpet for this one. :banana:
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: Banshee7 on November 07, 2009, 07:05:42 PM
Never count me out :)

Actually, you were the first to pop into my mind.  Then I thought about those that don't fly much anymore.
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: Slash27 on November 07, 2009, 07:13:55 PM

Anyone who would take this silly game that serious has issues.

Some of those who claim to be "light hearted smacktalkers" do just that. They have a bad night and we all get to hear about it, only to later have it played down as "a little smack".
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Post by: crazyivan on November 07, 2009, 07:17:16 PM
Some of those who claim to be "light hearted smacktalkers" do just that. They have a bad night and we all get to hear about it, only to later have it played down as "a little smack".

Did you just touch my azz?
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: Steve on November 07, 2009, 07:18:49 PM
To me smack talk is clever and entertaining. Getting chat muted just means you can type profanity... it has nothing to do with smack ability.Shane was pretty funny, and nathbdp.   Nowadays there isn't a decent smack talker in the game.
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Post by: bustr on November 07, 2009, 07:29:51 PM
HiTech is my vote..........

He never has to say a word, and every December 24th the whole community chases him in every arena along with the collective whines with every new release of the game.  :aok

None of you hold a candle to the lost years of life spent by so many to complain about one man's obsession.............. .S HiTech
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: crazyivan on November 07, 2009, 07:45:48 PM
To me smack talk is clever and entertaining. Getting chat muted just means you can type profanity... it has nothing to do with smack ability.Shane was pretty funny, and nathbdp.   Nowadays there isn't a decent smack talker in the game.
Is that so? Well tell Sunbatt, to kiss my bumper. Just kiss it! :P
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Post by: FiLtH on November 07, 2009, 07:48:23 PM
      Never been a fan of smack talking much. I think it hindered alot of folks from learning from some good players, because of the bad taste it left with them. To me smack talk should be done in person. The anonimus(sp) way its done online takes all risk from it.
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: crazyivan on November 07, 2009, 07:58:02 PM
     Never been a fan of smack talking much. I think it hindered alot of folks from learning from some good players, because of the bad taste it left with them. To me smack talk should be done in person. The anonimus(sp) way its done online takes all risk from it.
Agree, its always better if you were a teamate or flown around awhile. :cheers:
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Post by: Bosco123 on November 07, 2009, 08:05:04 PM
Actually, you were the first to pop into my mind.  Then I thought about those that don't fly much anymore.
Yay I made the list :D
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Post by: Bear76 on November 07, 2009, 09:14:52 PM
ill have to disagree, shane is a lightweight,

i probably hold the record for most times EVER chat suspended :(

and i never make personal attacks, just make fun of their game play. people get so bent out of shape over a game lol
Sorry BP, you're not even in Shane's league on this :D
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Post by: Ack-Ack on November 07, 2009, 10:09:53 PM
To me smack talk is clever and entertaining. Getting chat muted just means you can type profanity... it has nothing to do with smack ability.Shane was pretty funny, and nathbdp.   Nowadays there isn't a decent smack talker in the game.

I remember one night when Nath was flying around, he sent me a PM saying "watch this" and just typed two words over open channel.  Forgot what he said but it got the entire arena screaming and crying for over an hour.  Classic stuff.


ack-ack
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Post by: Yeager on November 07, 2009, 10:45:45 PM
Talking smack is not a valuable element to this game. It should not be "rewarded" or "idolized" like this thread is trying to.

It's a detriment most times, and should be discouraged.

yep
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Post by: ink on November 07, 2009, 10:51:38 PM
I know I wont get a vote, I very rarely ever "talk smack" it's just the kind of guy I am, I dont argue in the real world, why would I here,   I may through a word or two usually amounts to " nice shot" or something like that, if you see me typin something "smack talkish" to someone it will be in response to what they said, every time!!

now as far as "best smack talker"  Skyrock has that in the bag,(sorry BP)  straight up, when I first came to AH he was the guy always on 200, (although it was not 200 then)  Skyrock that is, I wanted to rap him up side his head  :lol  then he started in on me one day, so we go to the "DA"  :rofl   and he first off,  whips me soundly, and easily, so what ensues is a great training day for me, he explains a lot about the stick settings and what not, something he did not have to do, and that which made me a much deadlier cartoon pilot :D and with A new understanding of who Skyrock is, now I love to see him rip someone apart on 200 :rofl  

so ya anyways I vote for you Skyrock :aok
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: FX1 on November 07, 2009, 11:04:24 PM
Skyrock smack talk just to get you into the da.. Most of the time skyrock was a cordial and fun to fight after a couple rounds. Shanes just a smack talker ahole.



Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: SkyRock on November 07, 2009, 11:16:52 PM
Skyrock smack talk just to get you into the da.. Most of the time skyrock was a cordial and fun to fight after a couple rounds. Shanes just a smack talker ahole.




Shane was a nice fella as well, when you were fighting him in DA and such... but he could get folks going on 200 and was very funny with it...
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: Slash27 on November 08, 2009, 12:02:53 AM
Did you just touch my azz?

Do you want me to?
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Post by: saantana on November 08, 2009, 12:10:41 AM
There is no competition here. The winner is TRIPL5
Followed very so closely by DRDEATH
Third place goes to VALDALS
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Post by: Masherbrum on November 08, 2009, 12:57:22 AM
There is no competition here. The winner is TRIPL5
Followed very so closely by DRDEATH
Third place goes to VALDALS

Whining is NOT "smack talk".

Shane by a landslide.
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Post by: Steve on November 08, 2009, 01:08:28 AM
There is no competition here. The winner is TRIPL5
Followed very so closely by DRDEATH
Third place goes to VALDALS

FAIL  As Mash said.. a crybaby does not a good smacktalker make

I'll never forget a 1v1 I had vs tripl5. He dove on my pony from on high, I "ran".... got him away from his base and friends. He called me a runner on 200.  Alone with him,  I revved and killed him.   Blahahaha!
Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you
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Post by: WMLute on November 08, 2009, 01:35:29 AM

Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you
lolololol
(http://movies.infinitecoolness.com/15/ghostbusters14.jpg)
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Post by: Messiah on November 08, 2009, 01:37:45 AM
glasses
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Post by: Steve on November 08, 2009, 01:51:11 AM
I remember one night when Nath was flying around, he sent me a PM saying "watch this" and just typed two words over open channel.  Forgot what he said but it got the entire arena screaming and crying for over an hour.  Classic stuff.


ack-ack



lol   classic
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Post by: Steve on November 08, 2009, 01:52:28 AM
I remember one night when Nath was flying around, he sent me a PM saying "watch this" and just typed two words over open channel.  Forgot what he said but it got the entire arena screaming and crying for over an hour.  Classic stuff.


ack-ack

Funny.  Ya I would tune with Lev and Nath once in a while and he would telegraph his smack. He didn't do it frequently but it was fun when he did.
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Post by: Rich46yo on November 08, 2009, 04:37:21 AM
Obviously we are caught in a game of semantics here.

To some it means "joking around". To others it means "insulting your mother". To me it means the former and I'll leave it at that. You cant really weigh the morality of something when it means so many different things to so many different people.
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Post by: SkyRock on November 08, 2009, 08:07:08 AM
Obviously we are caught in a game of semantics here.

To some it means "joking around". To others it means "insulting your mother". To me it means the former and I'll leave it at that. You cant really weigh the morality of something when it means so many different things to so many different people.
well, as far as this thread goes...  smack does not include insulting one's family, and as much insulting(small scale) that I have done, ingame I avoid talking about one's family, and generally their RL altogether. 

Smack talking as it is used in this thread, would be like Shane, Nath, ManeTMP.... 

the best smack talker can get your goat, and not really say anything too harsh and is entertaining.
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Post by: BiPoLaR on November 08, 2009, 08:18:54 AM
well, as far as this thread goes...  smack does not include insulting one's family, and as much insulting(small scale) that I have done, ingame I avoid talking about one's family, and generally their RL altogether. 

the best smack talker can get your goat, and not really say anything too harsh and is entertaining.

That i agree with. No need in involving someones family. Keep it about the game if you do talk smack.
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Post by: DadRabit on November 08, 2009, 10:11:34 AM
S!

shane hands down.  plus you could never get back at him.  guy was amazing.  midevil 2nd.  truly has issues.  sorry bip old friend but your 3rd.  like a chihuahua yapping   :D
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Post by: smokey23 on November 08, 2009, 11:05:29 AM
TwentyFo...... he has been talkin smack for years :neener:
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Post by: Bosco123 on November 08, 2009, 11:22:51 AM
Looking like Shane win here. I think It's Shane, then SR.

I enjoy Karaya's smack talking too, beats you with knowledge :) I can never consider Triplwhine a smack talker because he just whines, and is a total hypocrite, not a smack talker.

Vandals same thing, giant whine comes from his mouth. 
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Post by: waystin2 on November 08, 2009, 12:55:14 PM
The Rock has my vote: Skyrock that is...

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Post by: SkyRock on November 08, 2009, 01:15:23 PM
bahh, I'm lightweight to some of the old fellas, Shane owns me talking smack for sure, Nath could get the Pope to swear, and ManeTMP would have 100 folks .f Player if it were available today!   :aok
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Post by: bj229r on November 08, 2009, 02:26:24 PM
well, as far as this thread goes...  smack does not include insulting one's family, and as much insulting(small scale) that I have done, ingame I avoid talking about one's family, and generally their RL altogether. 

Smack talking as it is used in this thread, would be like Shane, Nath, ManeTMP.... 

the best smack talker can get your goat, and not really say anything too harsh and is entertaining.
REALLY good stick, probably the absolutely biggest arse I've met in this game, and that goes back a while....I don't believe smack-talking is an accurate description of his blabbing
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Post by: Steve on November 08, 2009, 07:59:04 PM
TwentyFo...... he has been talkin smack for years :neener:

A smack talker has to be entertaining and  has to have the ability to back up his smack talk.  Twentyfo is 0-2.

(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d191/AZC4guy/twentyfo.jpg)
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Post by: REVRAND on November 08, 2009, 10:12:42 PM
Skyrock.............1st

Twentyfo................2nd

Shane........................ 3rd



 :neener:
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Post by: bravoa8 on November 08, 2009, 10:59:56 PM
A smack talker has to be entertaining and  has to have the ability to back up his smack talk.  Twentyfo is 0-2.

(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d191/AZC4guy/twentyfo.jpg)
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Post by: grizz441 on November 09, 2009, 01:10:56 AM
 :rofl
That's some good stuff Steve.  I'm sure even TwentyFo can appreciate that comedic gold.
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Post by: JunkyII on November 09, 2009, 04:30:48 AM
Does it have to be on text or vox? BP was saying some pretty hilarious things last night on our vox channel :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Post by: Saurdaukar on November 09, 2009, 09:02:00 AM
my vote would probably be Shane...

My vote before I even opened the thread.

Tough to beat slobberdonkey.
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Post by: Sonicblu on November 09, 2009, 05:27:53 PM
Ah is Shane even around anymore I been flying 5 years and Ive never heard him. Saw some guy in the DA awile back said he was the real shane but dont know for sure.
Come back shane so i can see if you are really that good.


Slobberdonkey that is funny. :rofl

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Post by: Bosco123 on November 09, 2009, 06:42:59 PM
I fought Shane back in July and I got the best laugh ever. At the time, my best plane was the G6, he took me up and spanked me 3 to 0 then said that he 50% fuel. I logged not 10 seconds after. Really cool guy, and a fun fight.
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Post by: Redd on November 10, 2009, 04:09:40 AM
I remember one night when Nath was flying around, he sent me a PM saying "watch this" and just typed two words over open channel.  Forgot what he said but it got the entire arena screaming and crying for over an hour.  Classic stuff.


ack-ack


Might have had something to do with Birdo - best film ever - woooo woooo
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: ink on November 10, 2009, 08:32:22 AM
A smack talker has to be entertaining and  has to have the ability to back up his smack talk.  Twentyfo is 0-2.

(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d191/AZC4guy/twentyfo.jpg)


Thats some funny watermelon right there, I don't care who you are that's Hilarious!!!!
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: sam1763 on November 10, 2009, 08:45:49 AM
Smack talk as in who gets your goat or who do you just want to smack?
Bi was pretty good at the first,I won't mention any of the second.
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: dedalos on November 10, 2009, 11:47:08 AM
JohnnyRa and Jr  :rofl
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: JB11 on November 10, 2009, 12:18:39 PM
Isn't this how rap started?  :headscratch:

 :salute 11
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: Steve on November 10, 2009, 12:28:33 PM

Might have had something to do with Birdo - best film ever - woooo woooo

Wooo wooo!  ...the Eye of the Tiger
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: PK1Mw on November 10, 2009, 02:31:51 PM
RuAmL, Shane, then Rod :)
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: Mustaine on November 10, 2009, 05:53:43 PM
I forgot all about RuPaul!!! ROFL
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: TheZohan on November 10, 2009, 06:19:15 PM
lol i thought i talked alot of smack
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: USRanger on November 10, 2009, 06:25:54 PM
lol i thought i talked alot of smack

 No. Crap. Big difference.

(http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/1768/fighting0063.gif) (http://img514.imageshack.us/i/fighting0063.gif/)
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: Ack-Ack on November 10, 2009, 06:30:43 PM
RuAmL, Shane, then Rod :)

Naw, I wouldn't consider Ruaml being a premier smack talker, most of his insults and smack talk was of the 6th grade playground level and never went beyond that.  Besides, as soon as he started to talk smack he was easy to get to shut up, either shoot him down (which wasn't hard at all) or just call him RuPaul.  He'd look for other targets after that, or just shut up. 

Shane, was good. 

Rod...well, he's like Ruaml, not original, witty, or funny and often resorts to 6th grade taunts or vulgarity.


ack-ack
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: Ack-Ack on November 10, 2009, 06:32:11 PM
lol i thought i talked alot of smack

Problem is, your 'smack talk' is on level with your flying...in the crapper.  That's why no one really pays attention when you try and talk some smack, it's as weak as your flying.


ack-ack
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: grizz441 on November 10, 2009, 06:47:14 PM
Problem is, your 'smack talk' is on level with your flying...in the crapper.  That's why no one really pays attention when you try and talk some smack, it's as weak as your flying.
ack-ack

 :lol
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: Masherbrum on November 10, 2009, 06:47:56 PM
Problem is, your 'smack talk' is on level with your flying...in the crapper.  That's why no one really pays attention when you try and talk some smack, it's as weak as your flying.


ack-ack

 :cheers:
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: Bear76 on November 10, 2009, 07:42:50 PM
Ah is Shane even around anymore I been flying 5 years and Ive never heard him. Saw some guy in the DA awile back said he was the real shane but dont know for sure.
Come back shane so i can see if you are really that good.


Slobberdonkey that is funny. :rofl


He is and I doubt you want to be humiliated that bad :D
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: MajWoody on November 10, 2009, 08:20:45 PM
Problem is, your 'smack talk' is on level with your flying...in the crapper.  That's why no one really pays attention when you try and talk some smack, it's as weak as your flying.


ack-ack

OMG, I just spit chips & dip all over my monitor.   :rofl
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: SlapShot on November 11, 2009, 08:46:12 AM
ill have to disagree, shane is a lightweight,

i probably hold the record for most times EVER chat suspended :(

and i never make personal attacks, just make fun of their game play. people get so bent out of shape over a game lol

Getting chat suspended ... anyone can do that ... talking "smack" and riding the line of chat suspension day after day for years ... that's what Shane could do.

Shane has a doctorate in smack talking ... you would be somewhere near middle school on the same scale.
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: SlapShot on November 11, 2009, 08:48:44 AM
Another good point about smacking.



BTW, you still flying Slap? I've been away a while myself. Really enjoyed the few times we'd bump into each other in MW.

I'm still around Sim, all though the amount of hours over the past few months has dropped dramatically. Once the weather gets colder, I will probably put more hours in.

Yes ... we have had some real good and enjoyable fights,
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: captain1ma on November 11, 2009, 08:57:08 AM
Storch VWE
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: Steve on November 11, 2009, 10:03:30 AM
Storch VWE

lol.   Here's a Storch attempt at smack talk.. He was weak.... very weak.  More of a whiner than anything else.
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d191/AZC4guy/Storchdies.jpg)

(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d191/AZC4guy/storchwhine1.jpg)

(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d191/AZC4guy/storchwhine2.jpg)

(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d191/AZC4guy/storchwhine3.jpg)

(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d191/AZC4guy/storchwhine4.jpg)
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: SlapShot on November 11, 2009, 10:50:18 AM
Storch VWE

 :rofl
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: Ack-Ack on November 11, 2009, 12:08:38 PM
Storch VWE

Biggest joke is the only thing those two are candidates for, both are pathetic in pretty much all aspects.


ack-ack
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: saantana on November 11, 2009, 10:02:50 PM
Apologies for my ignorance on the subject of what real 'smack talk' is  :D I really thought it was related to whining.

So now this thread has served an educational purpose. Varied opinions have been given but there seems to be one thing in common; 'smack talk' has something to do with stroking ones e-noodle.

In this case I retract my submissions (Valdals, Tripl5 and DrDeath).
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: TheZohan on November 11, 2009, 10:38:24 PM
i never claimed to be able to fly though.
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: Ack-Ack on November 11, 2009, 10:43:11 PM
i never claimed to be able to fly though.

don't you think it would be wise to do the same about 'smack talk'?


ack-ack
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: SkyRock on November 11, 2009, 11:36:13 PM
Apologies for my ignorance on the subject of what real 'smack talk' is  :D I really thought it was related to whining.

So now this thread has served an educational purpose. Varied opinions have been given but there seems to be one thing in common; 'smack talk' has something to do with stroking ones e-noodle.

In this case I retract my submissions (Valdals, Tripl5 and DrDeath).
santianna.... give it up.... your smack is easily ownt!  :aok
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: DrDea on November 12, 2009, 12:10:30 AM
Nobody that I have ever seen that could bypass Shane ... best thing about him ... he could actually back it up.
Shane talked it good and he could take on a horde single handedly.
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: DrDea on November 12, 2009, 12:17:26 AM
TwentyFo...... he has been talkin smack for years :neener:
Twentyfo has been talking crap.Theres a diff.
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: saantana on November 13, 2009, 09:07:56 AM
santianna.... give it up.... your smack is easily ownt!  :aok

Stroking your e noodle, I hope it's doing something for you CryRock.

 :cry  :cry  :cry  :cry  :cry  :cry  :cry  :cry  :cry  :cry  :cry  :cry  :cry

 :aok
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: SkyRock on November 13, 2009, 09:22:16 AM
Your fascination with my.....
noodle,
is very telling....


drop it..... it's to big of a topic for you..... :aok




 :devil
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: Flipperk on November 13, 2009, 09:46:13 AM
How can we forget about this little gem?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_ZupkuVuYo


**LANGUAGE WARNING***
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: Rollins on November 13, 2009, 09:58:07 AM
You start a sportmanship thread, then a smack talkin' thread. Are you trying to make people's heads explode?  You thrive on one and laugh at another, WTF? The world is flipped, fruitcake.


Wait, wait, wait... do me a favor again:  coward, weak boi, ankle humper- we've been through this before, Sally. Don't repeat yourself. For everyone's sake, get new material, sweetheart nozzle.

Oh, BTW, just typing ownt, doesn't mean jack sh*t.
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: SkyRock on November 13, 2009, 10:16:39 AM
You start a sportmanship thread, then a smack talkin' thread. Are you trying to make people's heads explode?  You thrive on one and laugh at another, WTF? The world is flipped, fruitcake.


Wait, wait, wait... do me a favor again:  coward, weak boi, ankle humper- we've been through this before, Sally. Don't repeat yourself. For everyone's sake, get new material, sweetheart nozzle.

Oh, BTW, just typing ownt, doesn't mean jack sh*t.
SkyRock<---shakes leg vigorously, while typing...."SkyRock<----owns Rollins!"
get off the ankle lil one....your not on the porch with the big dogs just yet!  :aok
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: saantana on November 13, 2009, 11:33:54 AM
Your fascination with my.....is very telling....


drop it..... it's to big of a topic for you..... :aok




 :devil

 :lol Nice come back.

I give up - you are a better smack talker then I am. I nominate you for your own award, CryRock.  :D
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: expat on November 13, 2009, 11:45:10 AM
Has to be Shane , i got him once, he ditched in the sea and spent the next ten minutes calling me all the names under the sun, refusing to bail as i was obviously a spray n pray dweeb  and other choice decriptions .
Long and short of it all some one else finished him off as he was floating and ranting , i still got the kill :)   
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: SkyRock on November 13, 2009, 11:49:04 AM
Has to be Shane , i got him once, he ditched in the sea and spent the next ten minutes calling me all the names under the sun, refusing to bail as i was obviously a spray n pray dweeb  and other choice decriptions .
Long and short of it all some one else finished him off as he was floating and ranting , i still got the kill :)   
:rofl
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: oakranger on November 13, 2009, 11:56:51 AM
How can we forget about this little gem?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_ZupkuVuYo


**LANGUAGE WARNING***

 :rofl
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: Steve on November 13, 2009, 02:09:23 PM
Shane talked it good and he could take on a horde single handedly.

 :huh

He's not Chuck  Norris
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: DrDea on November 13, 2009, 02:24:51 PM
:huh

He's not Chuck  Norris
Did you Ever see Chuck Norris talk smack to Shane? No you didnt.Point proven :banana:
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: Steve on November 13, 2009, 02:27:19 PM
Did you Ever see Chuck Norris talk smack to Shane? No you didnt.Point proven :banana:

LOL  I'm talking about the taking on the horde solo stuff....   as for smack talking... I gave the nod to Shane and Nathbdp.  Nath was funnier, IMHO.

"Awww Birdo...what happened?"


  lmao
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: DrDea on November 13, 2009, 02:33:15 PM
 I ran into Shane a few times.He could work that La7 pretty well. 4 5 guys all trying to find a way to run away at once lmao. Never talked to him tho.
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: Belial on November 13, 2009, 03:53:25 PM
How can we forget about this little gem?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_ZupkuVuYo


**LANGUAGE WARNING***

LMFAO :D
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: crazyivan on November 13, 2009, 04:07:43 PM
Did you Ever see Chuck Norris talk smack to Shane? No you didnt.Point proven :banana:
Chuck Norris smack talks with his eyes! :D
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: mtnman on November 13, 2009, 07:20:22 PM
If you use Shane as a basis of comparison, we haven't had any smacktalkers in AH since he left. 

Not one...

A few have tried (I suppose).

None have succeeded.

And the beauty of it was, he'd take you to the DA afterward and help you get better (or at least he'd try..).  I went to the DA with him a few times, but I was too thick-headed to figure out what he was telling me.
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: boomerlu on November 13, 2009, 07:38:36 PM
How can we forget about this little gem?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_ZupkuVuYo


**LANGUAGE WARNING***
LOL that's not smacktalking, that's just one guy getting pissed. I've had a worse killshooter - a friendly flies THROUGH me (not in front of me, but through me, ie as in if friendly collisions were on, he would have rammed me) and I lob a tater as he's coming through.

Wham, towered.
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: Steve on November 13, 2009, 08:26:51 PM
If you use Shane as a basis of comparison, we haven't had any smacktalkers in AH since he left. 

Not one...

A.
Yup yup.   I typed

Quote
Shane was pretty funny, and nathbdp.   Nowadays there isn't a decent smack talker in the game.

yup yup
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: Bronk on November 13, 2009, 08:38:57 PM
Docgonzo... where ever he may be.
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: DrDea on November 13, 2009, 08:47:40 PM
Docgonzo... where ever he may be.
Oh wow.The rest are mere noobs compared to Doc. Sheesh.Forgot ALL about him.
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: twitchy on November 13, 2009, 08:56:07 PM
An honorable mention for smack talking has to go out to an squaddie of ours...
Remember Getsome?
He was a Pig for a couple years, last I heard any tale of him he was going to prison in RL for beating up a couple cops at a bar, while nothing compared to Shane, he sure could get a goat.
He had this crazy habit of flying a goon to enemy HQ at like 30,000-40,000 ft and dropping troops to flash their HQ, then talking up smack on channel 1 or 200 or whatever it was then, about what loosers they were for not finding his Lancs lol. Bishrook swarming for hours around their HQ while we rolled bases, it was pretty awesome-esque.
-Twitchy
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: DrDea on November 14, 2009, 12:11:42 AM
  Mear childsplay to DokGonzo. He was a man of his art.Guy even had a manifesto like book of quotes by other people about him. One that sticks with me is someone saying at a con,"I knew it was him.I could see the hate in his eyes" LOL Ive got a copy of that thing around here somewhere.This was pre AOL Air Warrior.This was WAY back.In the long long ago.
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: FALCONWING on November 14, 2009, 12:05:59 PM
Maybe I am not cool enough to be able to respect "smacktalking"....but its a place I'm okay being in...

Smacktalking is for idiots...I don't care if you are doing it to solve "world hunger" or "make the world a better place"...

This is a COMPUTER video GAME...the environment we create is the environment we are left to "live/play" in.  Some imbecile hiding behind the safety of internet anonymity purposefully trying to provoke others or irritate them is NOONE to be respected or held up for adulation.  I always believe you shouldn't type/vox something you wouldn't be comfortable saying face to face with an individual.

The reason we are only naming a few individuals here is because the rest of the community CHOOSES to be respectful of others and NOT conduct themselves in a selfish egotistical manner....and thank goodness for that...the game would go down the crapper...


I'll take a game filled with 999000, tatertot, corkyjr over a game filled with the names mentioned in this thread anyday...

We often hear vets who long for "the good old days" of early airwarrior...well i was there and folks "talked" with their skill and not their typing.

It is embarrassing to even have a thread like this because it will inspire other idiots to "be like Shane" etc...and that would be a bad thing in my opinion.

For the kiddies out there...RESPECT and REPUTATION are the easiest things to lose in life and hardest things to earn,,, :salute
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: Bronk on November 14, 2009, 12:11:21 PM


We often hear vets who long for "the good old days" of early airwarrior...well i was there and folks "talked" with their skill and not their typing.


BS .... kill macros anyone.
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: grizz441 on November 14, 2009, 12:13:46 PM
If you're gonna talk, have a legitimate reason for doing so and be able to back it up.  Guys like Draggon and Muttley who get on 200 and spew are clueless and the epitome of suck.  
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: FALCONWING on November 14, 2009, 12:27:53 PM
If you're gonna talk, have a legitimate reason for doing so and be able to back it up.  Guys like Draggon and Muttley who get on 200 and spew are clueless and the epitome of suck.  

No offense but how does a person's skill level excuse acting like a tool????

A jerk is a jerk no matter what... :salute
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: LYNX on November 14, 2009, 12:35:47 PM


A jerk is a jerk no matter what... :salute

standard   or    the more popular     +1
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: grizz441 on November 14, 2009, 12:35:59 PM
No offense but how does a person's skill level excuse acting like a tool????

A jerk is a jerk no matter what... :salute

Well, I didn't say anything about acting like a tool.

If you're gonna talk, have a legitimate reason for doing so

Say for example, getting horded 10:1 odds against well respected players would be a legitimate reason to say something on 200.  



Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: DrDea on November 14, 2009, 12:37:01 PM
No offense but how does a person's skill level excuse acting like a tool????

A jerk is a jerk no matter what... :salute
Your mistaking talking crap to talking smack. Its apples to oranges. Crap is insulting,and more often than not childish temper tantrum material. Talking smack on the other hand is more of a art form that doesnt just provide the look at me part. Its trying to compare Rap music to a Monette.
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: BiPoLaR on November 14, 2009, 12:39:28 PM
ANYONE that kills me is a tard, even if i ram you or auger trying to ram you, you will be the tard, thank you, i love you all
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: BiPoLaR on November 14, 2009, 12:41:41 PM
Your mistaking talking crap to talking smack. Its apples to oranges. Crap is insulting,and more often than not childish temper tantrum material. Talking smack on the other hand is more of a art form that doesnt just provide the look at me part. Its trying to compare cRap music to a Monette.
fixed  :aok

and yes, people fail to know the difference between the 2
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: SkyRock on November 14, 2009, 12:47:02 PM
No offense but how does a person's skill level excuse acting like a tool????

A jerk is a jerk no matter what... :salute
ever heard of "game face"?  not much different, some people get their competition kicked up a notch with some antagonistic behavior from the parties involved.  :aok
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: Steve on November 14, 2009, 01:01:41 PM

Blah blh blah I really don't know what smack talk is.  blah blah.   

Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: FALCONWING on November 14, 2009, 02:29:47 PM
ever heard of "game face"?  not much different, some people get their competition kicked up a notch with some antagonistic behavior from the parties involved.  :aok

Mark...people who have to "amp' up their own skillz by antagonizing their opponent are already weak...the fact they are willing to go to levels that their opponent won't stoop too doesn't excuse their bad behavior.

Also...did you know a lot of ww2 pilots who could "smacktalk" their opponents????  From someone who claims they want the "pure" game...you seem to want to throw out the rule book when it comes to personal conduct and treating others with dignity.  Yes...you know I feel you cheapen the game and its experience with your MA behavior. (on the privtae side i consider you a friend and we have enjoyed many private conversations)

If you feel the need to reduce AH2 to a highschool football game then so be it...I just won't be giving any kudos to you for it.... :salute
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: FALCONWING on November 14, 2009, 02:33:35 PM
whine whine whine.....

I may not always know what smacktalking is BUT I know for sure what a alt/picker 51 pilot with limited skillz is.... :x :banana: :bolt:  (was that good enough smacktalking for ya?) :angel:
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: Bear76 on November 14, 2009, 02:39:16 PM
Maybe I am not cool enough to be able to respect "smacktalking"....but its a place I'm okay being in...

Smacktalking is for idiots...I don't care if you are doing it to solve "world hunger" or "make the world a better place"...

This is a COMPUTER video GAME...the environment we create is the environment we are left to "live/play" in.  Some imbecile hiding behind the safety of internet anonymity purposefully trying to provoke others or irritate them is NOONE to be respected or held up for adulation.  I always believe you shouldn't type/vox something you wouldn't be comfortable saying face to face with an individual.

The reason we are only naming a few individuals here is because the rest of the community CHOOSES to be respectful of others and NOT conduct themselves in a selfish egotistical manner....and thank goodness for that...the game would go down the crapper...


I'll take a game filled with 999000, tatertot, corkyjr over a game filled with the names mentioned in this thread anyday...

We often hear vets who long for "the good old days" of early airwarrior...well i was there and folks "talked" with their skill and not their typing.

It is embarrassing to even have a thread like this because it will inspire other idiots to "be like Shane" etc...and that would be a bad thing in my opinion.

For the kiddies out there...RESPECT and REPUTATION are the easiest things to lose in life and hardest things to earn,,, :salute
Lighten up Francis, no one is condoning it. :rolleyes:
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: SkyRock on November 14, 2009, 03:16:52 PM
Mark.....did you know a lot of ww2 pilots who could "smacktalk" their opponents????   :salute
Greg Boyington -  He was known to literally "talk smack" to his enemies....
"On one mission over Bougainville, according to Boyington’s autobiography, the Japanese radioed him in English, asking him to report his position and so forth. Pappy played along, but stayed 5000 feet higher than he had told them, and when the Zeros came along, the Black Sheep blew twelve of them away."
"A typical daring feat was his attack on Kahili airdrome at the southern tip of Bougainville on October 17, 1943. He and 24 fighters circled the field where 60 hostile aircraft were based, goading the enemy into sending up a large force. In the fierce battle that followed, 20 enemy aircraft were shot down while the Black Sheep returned to their base without loss."

 :salute
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: FALCONWING on November 14, 2009, 03:58:15 PM
Lighten up Francis, no one is condoning it. :rolleyes:

How did you know my confirmation name was Francis???  :noid
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: FALCONWING on November 14, 2009, 03:59:15 PM
Greg Boyington -  He was known to literally "talk smack" to his enemies....
"On one mission over Bougainville, according to Boyington’s autobiography, the Japanese radioed him in English, asking him to report his position and so forth. Pappy played along, but stayed 5000 feet higher than he had told them, and when the Zeros came along, the Black Sheep blew twelve of them away."
"A typical daring feat was his attack on Kahili airdrome at the southern tip of Bougainville on October 17, 1943. He and 24 fighters circled the field where 60 hostile aircraft were based, goading the enemy into sending up a large force. In the fierce battle that followed, 20 enemy aircraft were shot down while the Black Sheep returned to their base without loss."

 :salute

Your smart enough to know that is NOT what passes for smacktalkin gin this thread or the arena bro... :salute
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: Steve on November 14, 2009, 04:16:31 PM
is BUT I know for sure what a alt/picker 51 pilot with limited skillz is.... :x :banana: :bolt:  (was that good enough smacktalking for ya?) :angel:

Lol

Any time you want to DA.  Step up.  I can add you to the list of humbled people who said basically the same thing.  How about today?
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: grizz441 on November 14, 2009, 04:38:17 PM
Also...did you know a lot of ww2 pilots who could "smacktalk" their opponents????

Lol, never fail, the WW2 realism comparisons.  I think that might actually be the #1 strawman argument that is used on the boards.
Title: Re: all time best smacktalker award goes to....
Post by: FALCONWING on November 14, 2009, 06:24:45 PM
Lol, never fail, the WW2 realism comparisons.  I think that might actually be the #1 strawman argument that is used on the boards.

There is NO bad argument to promote good sportsmanship and genteel behavior...I bring that argument up because many of these posters are the ones who champion "realism" and "furballing" as the reason for playing the game...

I DO find "strawman" arguments do tend to annoy strawmen.... :salute
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Post by: FALCONWING on November 14, 2009, 06:33:29 PM
Lol

Any time you want to DA.  Step up.  I can add you to the list of humbled people who said basically the same thing.  How about today?

Oh I'm sorry...did my "smacktalking" strike a nerve???? annoy you???  tickle your inferiority complex???  OR do cartoon airplane duels release happy little endorphins in you that help you sleep at night???

Once again you help me prove the point that "smacktalking" is simple and not very challenging...it is actually rude and brings out the worst in others.  I will now follow the "smacktalking" playbook and ask you to get off my hook... :angel:

I realize I am most likely wasting my time here as for many of you it is your baseline personalities that are at the root of the problem.  No BBS verbal sparring will modify that. I post in hope that newer players to the game won't drink the "smacktalking" koolaid...but will instead model themselves after folks that deserve their respect. :salute  Sometimes it takes vets to stand up and be willing to promote good sportsmanship.
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Post by: grizz441 on November 14, 2009, 06:35:12 PM
many of these posters are the ones who champion "realism" and "furballing" as the reason for playing the game...

Like who?  Name one poster who 'champions realism and furballing as the reason for playing the game'.  Just one please.
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Post by: Bear76 on November 14, 2009, 06:44:34 PM
Oh I'm sorry...did my "smacktalking" strike a nerve???? annoy you???  tickle your inferiority complex???  OR do cartoon airplane duels release happy little endorphins in you that help you sleep at night???

Once again you help me prove the point that "smacktalking" is simple and not very challenging...it is actually rude and brings out the worst in others.  I will now follow the "smacktalking" playbook and ask you to get off my hook... :angel:

I realize I am most likely wasting my time here as for many of you it is your baseline personalities that are at the root of the problem.  No BBS verbal sparring will modify that. I post in hope that newer players to the game won't drink the "smacktalking" koolaid...but will instead model themselves after folks that deserve their respect. :salute  Sometimes it takes vets to stand up and be willing to promote good sportsmanship.
Not sure this comes across as respectful and your response looks like the nerve struck was yours. Just saying.
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Post by: BiPoLaR on November 14, 2009, 07:03:43 PM
Not sure this comes across as respectful and your response looks like the nerve struck was yours. Just saying.
You actually read what he posts?
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Post by: SkyRock on November 14, 2009, 07:26:27 PM
I know for sure what a alt/picker 51 pilot with limited skillz is....
this is considered smack talk.  Thanks for joining.  :aok
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Post by: Steve on November 14, 2009, 09:05:44 PM
Oh I'm sorry...did my "smacktalking" strike a nerve???? annoy you???  tickle your inferiority complex???  OR do cartoon airplane duels release happy little endorphins in you that help you sleep at night???

Once again you help me prove the point that "smacktalking" is simple and not very challenging...it is actually rude and brings out the worst in others.  I will now follow the "smacktalking" playbook and ask you to get off my hook... :angel:

I realize I am most likely wasting my time here as for many of you it is your baseline personalities that are at the root of the problem.  No BBS verbal sparring will modify that. I post in hope that newer players to the game won't drink the "smacktalking" koolaid...but will instead model themselves after folks that deserve their respect. :salute  Sometimes it takes vets to stand up and be willing to promote good sportsmanship.

I see that the answer is "no". 
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Post by: Redd on February 22, 2010, 06:39:23 AM
If you're gonna talk, have a legitimate reason for doing so and be able to back it up.  Guys like Draggon and Muttley who get on 200 and spew are clueless and the epitome of suck.  



Had my first "draggon" experience tonight , was pretty funny - kind of like "Jerry Springer" meets "One flew over the Cuckoo's nest"   , wasn't over 200 though - 30 minutes of hilarity and abuse over pm vox's.



Oh and he had a lot of good things to say about you as well Grizz - he's clearly a fan   ;)


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Post by: TEShaw on February 22, 2010, 07:19:29 AM


"We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be."


Kurt Vonnegut; Mother Night (1961)
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Post by: NoBaddy on February 22, 2010, 07:24:21 AM
an bellybutton will smell its own hole first... or second.  Or something like that.   

People who need to talk BS, especially to give their e-noodle a boost, really need to understand that they're only proving themselves to be a bigger bellybutton than they already display. 

There really are folks out there that just don't get it.  :frown:

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Post by: Impakt on February 22, 2010, 07:34:24 AM
Gotta give Draggon credit---he accosted me for a BnZ kill that was also H2H. When I explained that (1) he climbed up  into me and was wobbling, (2) a Ki_84 was ib to get me (no time to dick around with his hurri) (3) some wank had just dragged me over a wirbel in a pony (4) I'm not gonna turn fight my Spit 8 contra Hurri----he was quite polite and friendly. Saw him later---missed my stealth bounce---and decided against my better judgement to turn anyway---and was dead, so he got his revenge. I rarely tune 200 so I miss most of the smack.
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Post by: uptown on February 22, 2010, 09:02:50 AM
I present EskimoJoe this week as he PMed me and called me a dirty word because I killed him, while apparrently he was engaged in a private duel with Soulyss. I guess he forgot that not 5 minutes before he was trying to kill me while i was fighting a LA7 and Spit8. I guess maybe he was close to getting a kill on someone from the mighty 80th and it didn't go well for him in the end.
I may have been wrong for taking the shot when i had one, but i try to target all those that to jump in my fights. If you take shots at me, you better keep your eye on me. Just because you disengaged from me doesn't mean i disengaged from you. :devil
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Post by: Shuffler on February 22, 2010, 09:12:04 AM
Be sure to remember it is draggon with 2 Gs.

Dragon with 1 G is always a gentleman.
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Post by: uptown on February 22, 2010, 09:14:58 AM
Draggon is a kid (early 20s) i'd guess, so he acts as such
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Post by: PJ_Godzilla on February 22, 2010, 09:55:27 AM
Draggon is a kid (early 20s) i'd guess, so he acts as such

That's what I hear though I worked with him recently in an ad hoc beasting of 3 ponies. He was in his hurri, I in a Seafire II. 3 Ponies tried to work us over and we killed two, sent one home to tell the tale. I didn't hear him get abusive with the dear bish but that's the only time I've worked with him.

Agreed, in general, that smack-talking is only occasionally appropriate. I did it once to a K4 that was hanging around at 30k and wouldn't come down to fight. I climbed up in my own K4 while taunting him to come down and mix it up. When he got within the edge of range, I took a wild-assed tater shot upwards and was gratified to see him come all to pieces. That was probably the luckiest shot I've ever fired.

As he fell I typed the following: "How do you like me now?"

I still chuckle over that.

Generally, the worst I ever get post-fight though is a simple touche' - if it's someone who's killed me before more than once. I did that to Shiv - a respectable player who had killed me acouple of times before. I've gotten a couple of salutes lately. I always return 'em. Losing isn't bad - flying badly is bad. As long as I don't do the latter, i'm okay with the former. One day, I hope to be completely auger-free but, when you're really pushing it down low, it's tough.
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Post by: Kirin on February 22, 2010, 11:13:56 AM
glasses

OMG!  :O  Yup, glassses was a blast!

But I vote for NathBDP - smack talk for sure - could back it up 100% - the bad boy of AH!

... and both were 9./JG54...    :D
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Post by: 999000 on February 22, 2010, 03:52:40 PM
any chance I can make this list???
9999000 <S>
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Post by: Strip on February 22, 2010, 03:55:40 PM
The bottom!

 :aok :D

Strip
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Post by: 1carbine on February 22, 2010, 04:27:05 PM
wideload it's what you don't hear that's the funniest  :aok
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Post by: Steve on February 22, 2010, 05:20:32 PM
wideload it's what you don't hear that's the funniest  :aok

That guy's a tard.  Oh, and he sux.    :aok
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Post by: uptown on February 22, 2010, 06:03:38 PM
any chance I can make this list???
9999000 <S>
no
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Post by: Bomber49 on February 22, 2010, 07:19:24 PM
geez guys..you are all overlooking the obvious. I literally cannot count the number of times and durations that SKYROCK made young pilots quake and veterans pee their oatmeal. The trashtalking and smack yakkin Emmy goes to SKYROCK aka CRYROCK. ' :rocknuff said.
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Post by: BiPoLaR on February 22, 2010, 07:25:44 PM
wideload it's what you don't hear that's the funniest  :aok
him and draggon are tards and in my opinion are complete wastes of server space.
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Post by: uptown on February 22, 2010, 08:16:21 PM
geez guys..you are all overlooking the obvious. I literally cannot count the number of times and durations that SKYROCK made young pilots quake and veterans pee their oatmeal. The trashtalking and smack yakkin Emmy goes to SKYROCK aka CRYROCK. ' :rocknuff said.
I don't see him on much anymore.  :frown: I enjoyed waiting for his comments on 200. Always good for a laugh. I kind of miss his wise cracks
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Post by: Redd on February 23, 2010, 12:40:44 AM

My experience with draggon ran something like this

It could easily be him

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbcctWbC8Q0
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Post by: oakranger on February 23, 2010, 01:32:04 AM
My experience with draggon ran something like this

It could easily be him

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbcctWbC8Q0


OMG!    :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Post by: SirLoin on February 23, 2010, 02:11:56 AM
voss
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Post by: Bronk on February 23, 2010, 04:59:46 AM
voss
Can you smack talk at  40k and would't you be too busy fiddling with settings to maximize fuel efficiency?
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Post by: Scotch on February 23, 2010, 05:22:58 AM
+Brat!  FYYFF! You suck and I hate you! :lol
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Post by: JunkyII on February 23, 2010, 07:15:17 AM
My experience with draggon ran something like this

It could easily be him

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbcctWbC8Q0
Dude he sounds like that on vox....but I dont think hes German :D :salute
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Post by: Hap on February 23, 2010, 08:02:46 AM
 :aok
Talking smack is not a valuable element to this game. It should not be "rewarded" or "idolized" like this thread is trying to.

It's a detriment most times, and should be discouraged.
:aok
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Post by: SlapShot on February 23, 2010, 08:28:34 AM
veterans pee their oatmeal

(http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg67/ttexastim/woot%20stuff/Homeydontplaythat.jpg)
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Post by: uptown on February 23, 2010, 10:01:59 AM
 :rofl i forgot about him  :rofl