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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: SEraider on November 10, 2009, 11:43:07 AM
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*WORK HARDER*
Millions on Welfare
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Saw this sticker this morning. I thought it was cool and share it with you all. :D
Anybody have any bumper stickers to post?
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Yup, saw one the other week at Busch Gardens but I'm not putting it up. I really don't want to face Skuzzy's wrath today. :neener:
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I used to have a few on my old truck.
"I can't go to work today, the voices say stay home and clean the guns."
"Fight crime, shoot back!!"
"I WILL put you in the wall!!"
and this one in small print, "CAUTION driver flicks buggers"
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HONK IF PARTS FALL OFF.
THAT's on my hot rod. :neener:
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lol i seen one that said ::: Unless Your A Hemorrhoid You Better Get Off My Arse. lol
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Best one ive seen in a while is the one in TxMoms sig :aok
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Saw one on the back wall of a bar in Daytona Beach, I think it pretty much said it all: " Nuke the gay commie whales for Jesus!" :bolt:
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Another one from our Local Auto Parts Store..... This Car Powered By CRAP
Cut Rate Auto Parts
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I used to have a few on my old truck.
"I can't go to work today, the voices say stay home and clean the guns."
"Fight crime, shoot back!!"
"I WILL put you in the wall!!"
and this one in small print, "CAUTION driver flicks buggers"
LOL, I like the last one the most. :salute
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Saw this one that was amusing.
"This year will go down in history. For the first time, a civilized nation has full gun registration! Our streets will be safer, our police more efficient, and the world will follow our lead into the future." Adolf Hitler, 1935
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"This year will go down in history. For the first time, a civilized nation has full gun registration! Our streets will be safer, our police more efficient, and the world will follow our lead into the future." Adolf Hitler, 1935
Bogus quote.
http://www.guncite.com/gun_control_gcbogus.html
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Some I used to have on mine-
I'm smiling because they haven't found the bodies yet.
Drive defensively- buy a tank.
Smile and the world smiles with you. Laugh maniacally, and the world leaves you alone for a while.
Give a man to fish, and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and get rid of him for the weekend.
Some days its just not worth chewing through the leather straps in the morning.
I can't come to work today, the penguins are trying to kill me again.
If you're close enough to read this, are you far enough back to swerve when I slam on the brakes?
And the one that gets the most comments, currently on the back of my Mustang-
(http://www.arkhambazaar.com/images/products/DI001.jpg)
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Under the requisite A.O.P.A. sticker on my station wagon, I have a bumper sticker that says "Kill 'em all, let god sort them out!". Was a gift from my girlfriend. And my license plate frame says "My other ride is a Bf-109!" (Bought that at the Reno Air Race)
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I like this one ;
GUN CONTROL MEAN'S USING BOTH HAND'S !
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I like this one ;
GUN CONTROL MEAN'S USING BOTH HAND'S !
One of my Favorites!! :rock
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Under the requisite A.O.P.A. sticker on my station wagon, I have a bumper sticker that says "Kill 'em all, let god sort them out!". Was a gift from my girlfriend. And my license plate frame says "My other ride is a Bf-109!" (Bought that at the Reno Air Race)
that reminded me.....i have a "powered by lycoming" sticker on my geo.........and i have one of the CAP one going to go n m dakota, "support search and rescue. get lost. " :bolt:
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Treize I have been trying to find one of those Cthulhu fish for a while.
Bogus quote.
http://www.guncite.com/gun_control_gcbogus.html
Yep it's a bogus quote. Thanks for pointing that out. Already knew that when I went looking for the text on the bumper sticker.
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The best one around here that I have seen is:-
"Illinois, were our Governors make our license plates"
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that reminded me.....i have a "powered by lycoming" sticker on my geo.........and i have one of the CAP one going to go n m dakota, "support search and rescue. get lost. " :bolt:
ROFL! I want that SAR one!
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LOL as a volunteer firefighter I had,
Support Your Local fire Fighters, Drive like a Moron
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Treize I have been trying to find one of those Cthulhu fish for a while.
I got mine at Arkham Bazaar.
http://www.arkhambazaar.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=46
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Mine said....I'm only speeding cause I really have to poop :banana:
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Saw this one the other day :)
"It takes over 3000 nuts to hold a car together but only 1 to scatter them all over the road."
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Saw this one the other day. "If you can read this you are to close and my brake lights don't work!"
Thanks for the link Treize
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Keep honking, I'm reloading.
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ROFL! I want that SAR one!
i haven't put it on a car yet...i'll snap a pic, and post it...maybe you can get it copied.
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i haven't put it on a car yet...i'll snap a pic, and post it...maybe you can get it copied.
Thanks!
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Keep honking, I'm reloading.
Got a true story about this. Was driving around the island one day and some sweetheart in a pickup decided he HAD to pass me (I was already doing about 65 in a 25 zone. It was a long straight road with two lanes, no cross-traffic, and only a couple lights.) He never gets an opening and is getting REALLY pissed at me. Well, I like freaking people out, and I keep a small collection of spent casings in my car glove compartment. It just so happens my friend has his airsoft M4 in the car, barrel illegal painted over. He and I catch each other's eyes and he knows what Im thinking. When the road breaks into two lanes, we hit a red light. Pickup pulls up alongside me, to see me slowly 'loading' the casings into the clip while my buddy holds the M4 in plain view. That driver looked scared crapless!
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That is funny as hell. Also that's a really good way to see what the inside of a jail cell looks like.
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Also that's a really good way to see what the inside of a jail cell looks like.
or the business end of a real firearm.
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Aggravated menacing. Up to 180 days in jail.
Stupid, and gives the gun control mob more ammo.
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Also your friend is guilty of brandishing a firearm; doesn't matter if it was a toy as long as it looks real. Maximum of 10 years imprisonment. Normally 2-4 years.
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Gun control means hitting the target.
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WARNING:- Contains profanity and other "choice" words
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHVTYWTb8Nw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHVTYWTb8Nw)
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WARNING:- Contains profanity and other "choice" words
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHVTYWTb8Nw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHVTYWTb8Nw)
heh....listen to this one. i never knew this. he went to jail for his "seven words" routine.....and the radio station fined????
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEjcz2OZYIU&feature=fvw
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Heh, George Carlin was great.
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Got to see him a few years before he died. Great show. He was dirty as ever. :lol I loved how he told it like it was though, no holding back.
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That's what made him so funny. He didn't care :lol
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Got to see him a few years before he died. Great show. He was dirty as ever. :lol I loved how he told it like it was though, no holding back.
i loved the guy. back when he was truly funny.
the last few years, he seemed more intent on spewing his own personal political views....it was a big turnoff for me.
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i loved the guy. back when he was truly funny.
the last few years, he seemed more intent on spewing his own personal political views....it was a big turnoff for me.
Oh yeah, definately on the politics. Now Bill Maher took the roll.
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Got a true story about this. Was driving around the island one day and some sweetheart in a pickup decided he HAD to pass me (I was already doing about 65 in a 25 zone. It was a long straight road with two lanes, no cross-traffic, and only a couple lights.) He never gets an opening and is getting REALLY pissed at me. Well, I like freaking people out, and I keep a small collection of spent casings in my car glove compartment. It just so happens my friend has his airsoft M4 in the car, barrel illegal painted over. He and I catch each other's eyes and he knows what Im thinking. When the road breaks into two lanes, we hit a red light. Pickup pulls up alongside me, to see me slowly 'loading' the casings into the clip while my buddy holds the M4 in plain view. That driver looked scared crapless!
Had a similar.
Was at the cottage dirt riding and had an accident, bent one of the front forks. So here I am on the back of my cousins motorcycle bring the fork tube to the city to be fixed and this Quebecer decides to tailgate. The cousin is getting upset, so I say I will get ride of him. I slowly turn and extend the fork tube. Never seen a car smoke the tires at 65-70mph before. Looked like the barrel of a 12 guage. :devil
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Got a true story about this. Was driving around the island one day and some sweetheart in a pickup decided he HAD to pass me (I was already doing about 65 in a 25 zone. It was a long straight road with two lanes, no cross-traffic, and only a couple lights.) He never gets an opening and is getting REALLY pissed at me. Well, I like freaking people out, and I keep a small collection of spent casings in my car glove compartment. It just so happens my friend has his airsoft M4 in the car, barrel illegal painted over. He and I catch each other's eyes and he knows what Im thinking. When the road breaks into two lanes, we hit a red light. Pickup pulls up alongside me, to see me slowly 'loading' the casings into the clip while my buddy holds the M4 in plain view. That driver looked scared crapless!
when people tailgate me, i just hammer the brake pedal. that's when ANYONE is tailgating me....... :bolt:
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the all time best bumper sticker
"don't steal, the government hates competition"
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the all time best bumper sticker
"don't steal, the government hates competition"
hey!! shouldn't you be over in the other thread pissin off your new ankle humper? :rofl :neener:
ya....i think that sticker is gonna be hard to top. :banana: :aok :airplane:
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when people tailgate me, i just hammer the brake pedal. that's when ANYONE is tailgating me....... :bolt:
Had that happen to me. Got tailgated for about 10 miles on the interstate. Got tired of it and hit the brakes hard. I should have looked up cause it was a state trooper. As soon as he dropped back some he hits the blue lights. Guy had the nerve to ask we why I hit the brakes and told me that I was getting a ticket for reckless driving. One of the few times I have given a cop crap. Told him to go ahead and call his supervisor so that he could get a ticket for following to close and reckless driving. He got in his car and left :rofl
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Had that happen to me. Got tailgated for about 10 miles on the interstate. Got tired of it and hit the brakes hard. I should have looked up cause it was a state trooper. As soon as he dropped back some he hits the blue lights. Guy had the nerve to ask we why I hit the brakes and told me that I was getting a ticket for reckless driving. One of the few times I have given a cop crap. Told him to go ahead and call his supervisor so that he could get a ticket for following to close and reckless driving. He got in his car and left :rofl
i very rarely ever give police any crap. i did a lifetimes worth of that in my teens, and up till about 22 or so. BUT,,,,,,,,,,they are included in those that i will do it to. i don't care who it is. there's good reason to tailgate somoene....and there's no good excuse for rear-ending someone(short of catastrophic brake failure). it doesn't matter if the car in front hits his brakes for no good reason....still should be able to stop with him, or miss him. :neener: :noid :D
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I usually just keep bumping a mile an hour off the cruise control every mile or so until they pass me, then I floor it again. Eventually they either back off or get past me and zoom away. And quite often I get to see them pulled over for speeding several miles ahead.
My favorites though are the ones that do that in the winter and then go out of control and into a ditch or snowbank almost as soon as they're past you. I usually honk and wave at them as I go by.
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Had this one on an old chevy I had
-My Other Car Is A Piece Of Crap Too --
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the easy fix for tailgaters; get a bucket of marbles and throw a handfull of them up in the air over top of your car while being tailgated. this is just for informational purposes only. :aok
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Best one I ever saw was in LA about 15 years ago, and it was remarkably subtle humor for LA: "Happiness is Coming."
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Had this one on an old chevy I had
-My Other Car Is A Piece Of Crap Too --
Buddy of mine went out and bought a Porsche because he doesn't mind being up to his eyeballs in debt. His bumper sticker? (And who sticks a bumper sticker on a PORSCHE?!?) "My other car is a piece of sh**"
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Hottest woman I ever saw driving had this on her Jeep.
(http://rlv.zcache.com/pull_my_hair_bumper_sticker-p128639997535599766trl0_400.jpg)
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Hottest woman I ever saw driving had this on her Jeep.
(http://rlv.zcache.com/pull_my_hair_bumper_sticker-p128639997535599766trl0_400.jpg)
Wow... :eek:
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Hottest woman I ever saw driving had this on her Jeep.
(http://rlv.zcache.com/pull_my_hair_bumper_sticker-p128639997535599766trl0_400.jpg)
I think we saw the same girl!!!! Saw her jeep in Delaware I think :headscratch:
I like the jeeps that have the upside down writing "Its a jeep thing"
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I saw one that said, "If it looks smaller than me, what happens after isn't my fault. It is merely instinct." It was Halloween, and the guy was dressed as the main character in Katamari Damacy. Best thing that happened that night.
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I saw one that said, "If it looks smaller than me, what happens after isn't my fault. It is merely instinct." It was Halloween, and the guy was dressed as the main character in Katamari Damacy. Best thing that happened that night.
Um... I dont get it. :huh
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it's not tailgating, it's called drafting, gee don't you guys watch NASCAR? :lol
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Um... I dont get it. :huh
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katamari_Damacy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katamari_Damacy)
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Best one ive seen in a while is the one in TxMoms sig :aok
The one that says "Honk if I'm paying your mortage!" Lol, I have that one on my Xterra
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"GUN CONTROL MEAN'S USING BOTH HAND'S !"
I think I'll get a bumper sticker 'APOSTROPHE MISUSE SUCKS'.
;)
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"GUN CONTROL MEAN'S USING BOTH HAND'S !"
I think I'll get a bumper sticker 'APOSTROPHE MISUSE SUCKS'.
;)
i'm sure everyone will know what you mean.
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the easy fix for tailgaters; get a bucket of marbles and throw a handfull of them up in the air over top of your car while being tailgated. this is just for informational purposes only. :aok
Better one is drive a 40 foot belly dump on to the shoulder a little and trip the gates for a second. They think it's debris from the shoulder :lol
"Yes this is my truck. No I won't help you move."
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Not a bumper sticker but was the name on a sail boat in Port Townsend, Washington. Printed in BIG letters upside down on the stern was the words - Don't Panic.
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I'm thinking og getting one to pit on my truck.
If you smell tire smoke, your too close.
Or
When you hear the crash you got close enough.
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went to my freinds work one day sticker on the wall read: *WORK HARDER NOT SMARTER*
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I twofrom the same guy
-My other ride is an X-Wing-
-my other ride is a Y-wing- :lol
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"keep honking I'm reloading"
"If this sticker is blue you are driving too fast"
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Saw one on a Jeep outside the bookstore last night-
"A Minivan is tangible evidence of evil"
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a guy few houses down from me has 1 note he is single.
my kid got your honor student pregnant
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the easy fix for tailgaters; get a bucket of marbles and throw a handfull of them up in the air over top of your car while being tailgated. this is just for informational purposes only. :aok
I used to always carry a 2 gallon water cooler when I worked on job sites, and it's amazing how 32+ ounces of water thrown out the window to splash on their windshield will slow them down. Plus, within a few seconds, all evidence of the water is gone. :neener:
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"Annoy a Politician:
Defend the Constitution"
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"Annoy a Politician:
Defend the Constitution"
You might get arrested for that. :lol