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Offline Die Hard

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Re: Bumper Sticker
« Reply #30 on: November 12, 2009, 04:32:19 PM »
Aggravated menacing. Up to 180 days in jail.

Stupid, and gives the gun control mob more ammo.
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Re: Bumper Sticker
« Reply #31 on: November 12, 2009, 04:41:28 PM »
Also your friend is guilty of brandishing a firearm; doesn't matter if it was a toy as long as it looks real. Maximum of 10 years imprisonment. Normally 2-4 years.
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Re: Bumper Sticker
« Reply #32 on: November 12, 2009, 04:52:29 PM »
Gun control means hitting the target.
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Re: Bumper Sticker
« Reply #33 on: November 12, 2009, 06:15:03 PM »
WARNING:- Contains profanity and other "choice" words

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHVTYWTb8Nw
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Re: Bumper Sticker
« Reply #34 on: November 12, 2009, 06:22:27 PM »
Quote from: Banshee7 on November 12, 2009, 06:15:03 PM
WARNING:- Contains profanity and other "choice" words

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHVTYWTb8Nw

heh....listen to this one. i never knew this. he went to jail for his "seven words" routine.....and the radio station fined????

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEjcz2OZYIU&feature=fvw
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Re: Bumper Sticker
« Reply #35 on: November 12, 2009, 06:24:36 PM »
Heh, George Carlin was great. 
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« Reply #36 on: November 12, 2009, 10:53:26 PM »
Got to see him a few years before he died.  Great show.  He was dirty as ever. :lol  I loved how he told it like it was though, no holding back.
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Re: Bumper Sticker
« Reply #37 on: November 12, 2009, 11:05:18 PM »
That's what made him so funny.  He didn't care  :lol
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Re: Bumper Sticker
« Reply #38 on: November 12, 2009, 11:46:59 PM »
Quote from: USRanger on November 12, 2009, 10:53:26 PM
Got to see him a few years before he died.  Great show.  He was dirty as ever. :lol  I loved how he told it like it was though, no holding back.

i loved the guy. back when he was truly funny.

 the last few years, he seemed more intent on spewing his own personal political views....it was a big turnoff for me.
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Re: Bumper Sticker
« Reply #39 on: November 13, 2009, 05:00:08 PM »
Quote from: CAP1 on November 12, 2009, 11:46:59 PM
i loved the guy. back when he was truly funny.

 the last few years, he seemed more intent on spewing his own personal political views....it was a big turnoff for me.


Oh yeah, definately on the politics.  Now Bill Maher took the roll. 
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Re: Bumper Sticker
« Reply #40 on: November 13, 2009, 05:25:05 PM »
Quote from: Serenity on November 11, 2009, 10:13:52 PM
Got a true story about this. Was driving around the island one day and some sweetheart in a pickup decided he HAD to pass me (I was already doing about 65 in a 25 zone. It was a long straight road with two lanes, no cross-traffic, and only a couple lights.) He never gets an opening and is getting REALLY pissed at me. Well, I like freaking people out, and I keep a small collection of spent casings in my car glove compartment. It just so happens my friend has his airsoft M4 in the car, barrel illegal painted over. He and I catch each other's eyes and he knows what Im thinking. When the road breaks into two lanes, we hit a red light. Pickup pulls up alongside me, to see me slowly 'loading' the casings into the clip while my buddy holds the M4 in plain view. That driver looked scared crapless!

Had a similar.

Was at the cottage dirt riding and had an accident, bent one of the front forks. So here I am on the back of my cousins motorcycle bring the fork tube to the city to be fixed and this Quebecer decides to tailgate. The cousin is getting upset, so I say I will get ride of him. I slowly turn and extend the fork tube. Never seen a car smoke the tires at 65-70mph before. Looked like the barrel of a 12 guage. :devil
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Re: Bumper Sticker
« Reply #41 on: November 13, 2009, 05:34:33 PM »
Quote from: Serenity on November 11, 2009, 10:13:52 PM
Got a true story about this. Was driving around the island one day and some sweetheart in a pickup decided he HAD to pass me (I was already doing about 65 in a 25 zone. It was a long straight road with two lanes, no cross-traffic, and only a couple lights.) He never gets an opening and is getting REALLY pissed at me. Well, I like freaking people out, and I keep a small collection of spent casings in my car glove compartment. It just so happens my friend has his airsoft M4 in the car, barrel illegal painted over. He and I catch each other's eyes and he knows what Im thinking. When the road breaks into two lanes, we hit a red light. Pickup pulls up alongside me, to see me slowly 'loading' the casings into the clip while my buddy holds the M4 in plain view. That driver looked scared crapless!

when people tailgate me, i just hammer the brake pedal. that's when ANYONE is tailgating me....... :bolt:
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Re: Bumper Sticker
« Reply #42 on: November 13, 2009, 05:41:34 PM »
the all time best bumper sticker

"don't steal, the government hates competition"
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Re: Bumper Sticker
« Reply #43 on: November 13, 2009, 06:03:41 PM »
Quote from: ink on November 13, 2009, 05:41:34 PM
the all time best bumper sticker

"don't steal, the government hates competition"

hey!! shouldn't you be over in the other thread pissin off your new ankle humper?  :rofl :neener:


ya....i think that sticker is gonna be hard to top.  :banana: :aok :airplane:
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Re: Bumper Sticker
« Reply #44 on: November 13, 2009, 06:08:41 PM »
Quote from: CAP1 on November 13, 2009, 05:34:33 PM
when people tailgate me, i just hammer the brake pedal. that's when ANYONE is tailgating me....... :bolt:

Had that happen to me.  Got tailgated for about 10 miles on the interstate.  Got tired of it and hit the brakes hard.  I should have looked up cause it was a state trooper.  As soon as he dropped back some he hits the blue lights.  Guy had the nerve to ask we why I hit the brakes and told me that I was getting a ticket for reckless driving.  One of the few times I have given a cop crap.  Told him to go ahead and call his supervisor so that he could get a ticket for following to close and reckless driving.  He got in his car and left :rofl
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