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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: BMathis on February 20, 2010, 09:16:37 PM
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My Dad sent some of these to me. I googled 'em to share. Add your own if you like!
(http://i714.photobucket.com/albums/ww143/stumpjumper2009/image2.jpg?t=1266721809)
(http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/2009/military9.jpg)
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(http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/7/17/633834093472055405-baseball.jpg)
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This is funny and cool
(http://www.motifake.com/demotivational-poster/0802/the-army-knows-demotivational-poster-1201880652.jpg)
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I like the last one the best
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Those are funny. :rofl
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:aok
(http://www.youmilitary.com/mymil/images/633518416621637065-firepower---the-more-the-merrier---motivational-army-poster.jpg)
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See Rule #6
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(http://traversa.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/09/29/motivator3698816_3.jpg)
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My favorite
(http://www.tonyrogers.com/humor/motivational/military_vision.jpg)
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I like the last one the best
Those are usually for controlling those lil remote robots, the latest ones use the same VR headset model I use with AH.
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(http://i510.photobucket.com/albums/s346/Selino30/USArmy5.jpg)
I don't find the first one even remotely funny.
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I don't find the first one even remotely funny.
Have to agree there. That one's more than a tad inappropriate.
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I don't find the first one even remotely funny.
Have to agree there. That one's more than a tad inappropriate.
Please dont bring the thread down, Selino is still young...when he comes back from Basic he will be more professional then the majority of the people in this world will ever be :salute
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I agree that it was in bad taste and should not have been done but hey its over and done with.
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Those are usually for controlling those lil remote robots, the latest ones use the same VR headset model I use with AH.
Yep! Army wanted them since many guys are 'used to' the controllers and whatnot...
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Can you get the second one to be a bit bigger, please? I can't read any of it.
-Penguin
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Can you get the second one to be a bit bigger, please? I can't read any of it.
-Penguin
CRAP! How can i do that
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(http://gallery.quadratic.net/albums/Motivators/Suitability.jpg)
(http://www.barking-moonbat.com/images/uploads/motivators_8.jpg)
(http://www.blackfive.net/photos/uncategorized/2009/02/17/16_stupid_miltia001.jpg)
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lol!!!
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lol! Gotta love the military!
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See Rule #2
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See Rule #2
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See Rule #2
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Post more pictures less thoughts... Don't get this one locked.
(http://neveryetmelted.com/wp-images/KnockKnock.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v374/beth_yeah_right_whatever/20070514ProblemSolving.jpg?t=1266806586)
This one's not really military - obviously :lol
(http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/7/17/633518816417947259-airsoft---requiring-high-moral-values-and-gentlemanly-conduct---motivational-military-poster.jpg)
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Lol the name on the fatigues is Hello Kitty.
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Lol the name on the fatigues is Hello Kitty.
:rofl I didn't even see that!!!
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Lol the name on the fatigues is Hello Kitty.
And has the "Hello Kitty" symbol on his left shoulder.
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Going to have to try "Necessity" on my M1 Carbine.
Nice field mod in Korea for the Garand if you didnt mind having the choice between firing eight rounds or none.
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Going to have to try "Necessity" on my M1 Carbine.
Nice field mod in Korea for the Garand if you didnt mind having the choice between firing eight rounds or none.
Ya I was thinking that it may be possible when you try it please post pics/video of you doing it.
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See Rule #2
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Ya I was thinking that it may be possible when you try it please post pics/video of you doing it.
Sure it'll work. Its just a really bad idea.
Bump firing would be a better option for simulating full auto.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBQrtzSdVDo
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See Rule #2
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See Rule #2
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See Rule #2
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See Rule #2
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See Rule #2
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(http://juliasmola.blog.com/files/2009/11/wwii-ww2-hitler-demotivational-poster.jpg)
(http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/3/14/633726457126359060-napalm.jpg)
(http://media.photobucket.com/image/ww2 motivational poster/09171992/Album001/0013sp4z.jpg)
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Lol the name on the fatigues is Hello Kitty.
I watched an episode of weoponology about the SAS last night, they painted their Landrovers pink because it was the best desert camo, it just dissappeared into the night.
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I watched an episode of weoponology about the SAS last night, they painted their Landrovers pink because it was the best desert camo, it just dissappeared into the night.
true fact indeed the SAS did paint there trucks pink
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See Rule #5
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Skuzzy isn't going to answer you in an open forum and poking him may get you a vacation serenity.
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I have to agree about the first one .. completely off base for a Marine.
Empty the magazine is what an army puke would do.
A Marine strives for one shot, one kill.
Or .. so I heard (evil grin)
-GE
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I have to agree about the first one .. completely off base for a Marine.
Empty the magazine is what an army puke would do.
A Marine strives for one shot, one kill.
Or .. so I heard (evil grin)
-GE
Flamer :mad:
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rule #2 has gotten more guys then CV ack in this thread :lol
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(http://madogre.lefora.com/composition/attachment/23884681d5c2d7fe5259b88d0030ea51/15010/equality.jpg)
(http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/6/29/633502972259874338-true-compassion.jpg)
(http://tailhookdaily.typepad.com/tailhook_daily_briefing/WindowsLiveWriter/Situational%20Awareness2.jpg)
(http://gallery.viperclub.org/data/500/AF.jpg)
(http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/6691/motivator630474ae2.jpg)
(http://www.motifake.com/demotivational-poster/0903/mexican-army-takes-control-demotivational-poster-1237479141.jpg)
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(http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2721/85/106/1433862004/n1433862004_30181866_6759639.jpg)
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(http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=30181890&id=1433862004)
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Gotta say, the "Awesome has a New Flavor" poster really made me smile... Dam right, send 'em up... We'll wait! :salute
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Gotta say, the "Awesome has a New Flavor" poster really made me smile... Dam right, send 'em up... We'll wait! :salute
I was smiling too.. the first time I read that 25 years ago. ;)
Since then... countless variations: Lybia, North Korea, Iraq, Iran ... F-14, F-15, F-18... Marines.. Air Force, whatever...
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I was smiling too.. the first time I read that 25 years ago. ;)
Yup... It may be a variation on an old theme... But it is undeniably an American theme... Which made me smile! :)
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:aok
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( :devil cop that Amry pukes :rofl)
(http://muslihoon.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/att001371.jpg)
(http://granitegrok.com/pix/MilitaryNerd.JPG)
(http://banditstream.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/pic090101.jpg)
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the first two guns, what is with the butt end of them?
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the " Ralph didnt anticipate " one made me spit coffee all the way across my desk!! Sheer awesomeness!!!!! :rofl :rofl :rofl
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( :devil cop that Amry pukes :rofl)
See thats funny, known of them are from the US.....maybe New Zealand....That hits pretty close to home for you...
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OMG I am glad I hadn't just drank anything or I would've spewed it it all over and needed a new keyboard! Best on yet and it is in the saved photos section now.
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the first two guns, what is with the butt end of them?
the stock has been removed and what you are seeing is a padded buffer tube. Probably to make the rifle shorter without violating the 16" barrel law
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"Basic" = Quigley?
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See thats funny, known of them are from the US.....maybe New Zealand....That hits pretty close to home for you...
I'd say Aussie...but also that is Navy..
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I'd say Aussie...but also that is Navy..
Sorry Tongs :o
I was trying to teach pactard a lesson about US Army :D
:salute
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since when do mexican's get AUG's :cry :(
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I'd say Aussie...but also that is Navy..
Hehe, they arent Aussie. And I know they are navy.
But I am just joking about the Army, I am a RAAF'Ie so Its natural to be competative. And Im POED because we were playing soccer with the Army cadets and the Ref said we were offside. But thats me :D
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Sorry Tongs :o
I was trying to teach pactard a lesson about US Army :D
:salute
Im not against the US army, I am against every army because the airforce is better ;) :lol
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(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lM6ADTK51GM/S0PoBsM2S8I/AAAAAAAACWw/hAIcm97SJDc/s400/Patriot-Nation-Motivational-Poster-USAF-Vengeance-Is-Mine-001.JPG)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lM6ADTK51GM/S0PZcwaawAI/AAAAAAAACVI/KI1T0MxuHT4/s400/Patriot-Nation-Motivational-Poster-US-Marine-Logic-001.JPG)
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Im not against the US army, I am against every army because the airforce is better ;) :lol
:salute
Did you know there is really only 2 jobs in every military?
Infantry....................t hen support of the Infantry.....ie tanks planes arty navy
Get on my level!!!
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Why does it not surprise me that Patton and Spaatz, the two TRUE old timer tough nuts, are the only ones without their legs crossed, that is just too funny! :rofl
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Oh yeah! The leg crossing thing does look pretty girly!
-Penguin
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See thats funny, known of them are from the US.....maybe New Zealand....That hits pretty close to home for you...
Nice vocabulary. Anyone can make fun of other braches, but all respect all the branches.....I hope.
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(http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/7/16/633518421146213483-seriously---get-off-my-lawn---motivational-army-poster.jpg)
(http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/4/23/633760696035615850-midevalusarmy.jpg)
Are they fighting over that bottle of water? :D
(http://awesomescope.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Demotivational_posters_dedication.jpg)
(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0905/us-army-military-demotivational-poster-1242443008.jpg)
(http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/7/16/633518415374417637-peace---through-superior-firepower---motivational-air-force-poster.jpg)
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My regards,
Widewing
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Yep, that's my Darek right there, lol. Just kidding Widewing, I don't have any M4's or M4gergies (Ehm' for jur eez). But wow, can you plop a lot on that thing! The wikipedia page didn't have all of that!
-Penguin
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Nice vocabulary. Anyone can make fun of other braches, but all respect all the branches.....I hope.
You got me :aok but I dont respect anyone who isnt a good soldier,airmen,marine, or seamen. Ill call them a S***bag to their face.....Like the Marine who talked to me on leave trying to say he was better then me because he was a Marine......I asked his job "Im a truck driver" I answered with alot of laughter and told him Im an Infantrymen....he said ended up getting knocked out after a smart comment about Army Infantry ;)
All fun and games till a pog insults a grunt :aok
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I love the stuff you can put on an M4........
Im going to have a M4 w/Acog, side flashlight, hopefully the new smaller laser for night ops, M203, and a silencer..........If I have my way :D :rock :salute
I am a ubber grenadier :banana:
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If on active duty, you'll have to get it past your quartermaster. Otherwise, it'll be your wife!
-Penguin
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You got me :aok but I dont respect anyone who isnt a good soldier,airmen,marine, or seamen. Ill call them a S***bag to their face.....Like the Marine who talked to me on leave trying to say he was better then me because he was a Marine......I asked his job "Im a truck driver" I answered with alot of laughter and told him Im an Infantrymen....he said ended up getting knocked out after a smart comment about Army Infantry ;)
All fun and games till a pog insults a grunt :aok
Junky I have the utmost respect to you for your service but I will let you in on a little bit of insight. His attitude that he is better than you is something all of us Marines are taught to be proud of from day 1. The fact that his MOS is something to do with Motor Transport has no bearing on if he knows what he is talking about because every Marine is a rifleman first. Granted, you are around Infantry work every day, but that Marine is expected to know basic infantry skills and put them to practice when the time comes. He also has to qualify with his service rifle up to a distance of 500 yards. IIRC, the Army's KD course only goes to 300, but I may be mistaken. Both services have started to include more combat marksmanship training in their regimens from lessons learned over the past decade. Both services have excellent training but it's almost like comparing apples to oranges. The Marine Corps does not have the resources that the Army does for unit sized training nor the same amount of resources available for professional schools and such. However, the Marine Corps makes up for that by focusing more on individual and smaller unit type training. There are glaring differences between the two but I will tell you this, calling a Marine with a non-combat MOS a pog is much much much different than calling a soldier with a non-combat MOS a pog. Granted he hasn't gone through your training and walked in your shoes but you haven't gone through his and walked in his either.
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Well put sir, I believe that has ended the discourse.
-Penguin
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That has to be one of the best I have seen in a while. :airplane:
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Junky I have the utmost respect to you for your service but I will let you in on a little bit of insight. His attitude that he is better than you is something all of us Marines are taught to be proud of from day 1. The fact that his MOS is something to do with Motor Transport has no bearing on if he knows what he is talking about because every Marine is a rifleman first. Granted, you are around Infantry work every day, but that Marine is expected to know basic infantry skills and put them to practice when the time comes. He also has to qualify with his service rifle up to a distance of 500 yards. IIRC, the Army's KD course only goes to 300, but I may be mistaken. Both services have started to include more combat marksmanship training in their regimens from lessons learned over the past decade. Both services have excellent training but it's almost like comparing apples to oranges. The Marine Corps does not have the resources that the Army does for unit sized training nor the same amount of resources available for professional schools and such. However, the Marine Corps makes up for that by focusing more on individual and smaller unit type training. There are glaring differences between the two but I will tell you this, calling a Marine with a non-combat MOS a pog is much much much different than calling a soldier with a non-combat MOS a pog. Granted he hasn't gone through your training and walked in your shoes but you haven't gone through his and walked in his either.
I will agree that Army overall has more POS in it but the thing about the Infantry in the Army is we have to do other jobs as well. I can set claymores, preform first-aid(I am CLS qaulified), fire a heavy weapon(mortars, javellin, 50 cals MK19),drive and operate APCs(Bradleys, Strykers) work paperwork while not in the field. Im almost positive Marines have like sub categories of Infantry, riflemen, grenadiers, heavy weapons...we are expected to be able to do these things at all times. I dont know much about the Marines but the only thing that gets me pissed at them is they try to make themself sound better then they really are. Infantrymen in the Army and the Marines are what win the fights, with support from other warriors.
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the stock has been removed and what you are seeing is a padded buffer tube. Probably to make the rifle shorter without violating the 16" barrel law
So... do you just stick that thing under your armpit and go full auto?
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I will agree that Army overall has more POS in it but the thing about the Infantry in the Army is we have to do other jobs as well. I can set claymores, preform first-aid(I am CLS qaulified), fire a heavy weapon(mortars, javellin, 50 cals MK19),drive and operate APCs(Bradleys, Strykers) work paperwork while not in the field. Im almost positive Marines have like sub categories of Infantry, riflemen, grenadiers, heavy weapons...we are expected to be able to do these things at all times. I dont know much about the Marines but the only thing that gets me pissed at them is they try to make themself sound better then they really are. Infantrymen in the Army and the Marines are what win the fights, with support from other warriors.
Well, I'll let you do a little checking into that yourself because I firmly believe that you learn the best from doing your own research. I will say that Infantry in neither one does not necessarily win the fights, they'll win little skirmishes but not battles. If that "support" is not there at some point, especially for as such of a large force as the Army, those battles do not get won. Just look at how everything has evolved over the past 20 odd years into a more hands off type of warfare with the use of precision bombing, UAV's, etc. Granted in the past, the foot soldier was pretty much the deciding factor in how wars were won, but now the times have changed.
How do you know most of those Marines aren't better than what they really are? Like I said before, have you gone what they have gone through? Have you seen what they have seen? Just the same they haven't what you have, and the swagger comes with that Eagle, Globe, and Anchor that they wear so proudly, it's something that's ingrained in us from Boot Camp.
Just remember, It's a sad dog that won't wag it's own tail.
Hijack over, hopefully someone has a few more funny posters to put up.
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So... do you just stick that thing under your armpit and go full auto?
Negative, its technically a pistol that way. If it has a barrel under 16 inches thats the only legal way to own one, is for it to technically be a pistol. If you put a stock on it (which is easy to do) its illegal unless you have an SBR (short battle rifle) tax stamp or something like that.
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The goofy looking M4 things are what is know as .223/556mm "pistols". Bushmaster makes a type of "pistol" that are basically cut down Bushmaster XM15s.
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Way to go with the motivation posters, guyth :rolleyes:
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Way to go with the motivation posters, guyth :rolleyes:
I thought this one was funny....notice the Marine digital uniform
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I thought this one was funny....notice the Marine digital uniform
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I thought this one was funny....notice the Marine digital uniform
(http://i639.photobucket.com/albums/uu115/kentucky241/9_funny_army_caveman.jpg)
Without colors you can't tell which branch's uniform is it. ;)
Junky knows I'm just giving him a hard time, he's a good kid. Hope you got that message I sent my friend. :salute
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Without colors you can't tell which branch's uniform is it. ;)
Junky knows I'm just giving him a hard time, he's a good kid. Hope you got that message I sent my friend. :salute
I did but im still reading it.....been reading for 2 days now :O :D :salute
I can tell it isnt Army, the only digital we have would have a velcro pocket on his right shoulder for patchs and a US flag.....only other digitals are Navy and Marines but when is the last time you saw a Seamen in Armor :D
:salute
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I did but im still reading it.....been reading for 2 days now :O :D :salute
I can tell it isnt Army, the only digital we have would have a velcro pocket on his right shoulder for patchs and a US flag.....only other digitals are Navy and Marines but when is the last time you saw a Seamen in Armor :D
:salute
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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<<<S>>> to my little brother, US Army Ranger B Co 3rd Bat 75th Rangers CIB Mogadishu, Somolia Oct 1993
:cheers:
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Some really good ones in this thread. :aok
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(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0905/you-you-stfu-military-funny-pointing-demotivational-poster-1243745077.jpg)
(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i38/westoaksplaza/Motivational.jpg)
this is pretty good....
(http://www.militaryimages.net/photopost/data/500/funny-military-photos-couch-camourflage1.jpg)
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this is pretty good....
(http://www.militaryimages.net/photopost/data/500/funny-military-photos-couch-camourflage1.jpg)
At first I didn't get the last picture but then I almost shat my pants because it was just too good.
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(http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/12/26/633974311406697800-USArmyRangers.jpg)
(http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/12/26/633974240143417145-USArmyRangers.jpg)
<<<S>>> to my little brother, US Army Ranger B Co 3rd Bat 75th Rangers CIB Mogadishu, Somolia Oct 1993
:cheers:
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Id rather wear a Mountain tab then a Ranger tab :D
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Id rather wear a Mountain tab then a Ranger tab :D
I'd rather wear the globe and anchor than either one. :D
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I'd rather wear the globe and anchor than either one. :D
Good one :aok
Im rather speechless for come-backs :)
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bump lol
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http://home.comcast.net/~shermlockshomes/images/military-intelligence-demotivational-poster.gif (http://home.comcast.net/~shermlockshomes/images/military-intelligence-demotivational-poster.gif)
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http://home.comcast.net/~shermlockshomes/images/military-intelligence-demotivational-poster.gif (http://home.comcast.net/~shermlockshomes/images/military-intelligence-demotivational-poster.gif)
:rofl Some funny ones there.