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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: MADe on August 07, 2010, 03:10:59 PM
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Gurl Kills
This is my term for chute shooters. No class fliers. I understand that its an accepted practice here, and is even rewarded.
There still gurl kills! :neener:
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Only gurls ride the chute ... real menz ride it in.
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/.ef never open my shoot and bail properly :aok
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Guys in chutes are armed combatants and must be shot.
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It's called "sissy silk" for a reason.
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SHOOT THE CHUTES!!! SHOOT THE CHUTES!!! SHOOT THE CHUTES!!! SHOOT THE CHUTES!!!
This is one of many fun things to shoot at in the game. :aok
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if your into the whole "Vin Zee var" thing then shooting chutes is not smart an nme in his chute is not in a plane...that is unless they are hovering around a nme field giving out intell...
me personally I have never shot at a chute, can barely hit a plane :O
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Can you collide with a chute?
I'll be experimenting.
Everyone bail out for the rest of the tour.
:aok
wrongway
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The enemy must die...whatever he's in :t
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I have gotten killed by colliding with a chute in more than one ocasion. I don't think we get points for killing chutes, except for the satisfaction of knowing you killed a guy who could possibly be stuck in the air by some kind of weird bug. I figure if he hadn't typed .ef by then, then it must be a bug and it necessary to help him/her get back to the tower ASAP.
Semp
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:rofl i never have the time to kill a chute cuz once i obliterate him i go for my next prey :t
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The enemy must die...whatever he's in :t
And you all, remember this rule! Allways follow it, and never slipped away.
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Can you collide with a chute?
I'll be experimenting.
Everyone bail out for the rest of the tour.
:aok
wrongway
Will do sir <S> :D
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we have chutes? We can bail out ?
Wow ! I just blow up ! :P
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Yay! I'm a gurl killer! :banana:
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The only chutes I like shooting are the ones attached to the meat bombs dropped from a goon. :aok
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Only gurls ride the chute ... real menz ride it in.
:salute
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:rofl i never have the time to kill a chute cuz once i obliterate him i go for my next prey :t
If you can't kill'em in the cockpit, you don't deserve the kill. :salute
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A chute over the town that you are trying to take could be the the next 45 cal. that
takes your paras life at the HQ.
Kill them all. :neener:
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If you can't kill'em in the cockpit, you don't deserve the kill. :salute
You don't get a "kill" on chutes. ;)
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You don't get a "kill" on chutes. ;)
You do however get Satisfaction :x
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If you can't kill'em in the cockpit, you don't deserve the kill. :salute
If you can't bring the plane back, then you shouldn't come back either :D
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If you can't kill'em in the cockpit, you don't deserve the kill. :salute
you get the kill whether they bail or not. it is very satisfying just knowing that it irks someone when they get killed while in a chute. :aok
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are they gurl kills if i'm wearing my pink panties on my head? or do i have to have a matching bra? :noid
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Kinda figure if you are riding the chute down, you are hoping to take it home to make a dress.
Since we don't really die, and planes are free, why would you take the time to take to a cartoon parachute anyway. Just slows down getting back in the cockpit.
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you stay in a chute for a few seconds your a spy.
you stay in a chute for a few minutes your a stupid dead spy.
Slap had it right sir, Be a frickin man and ride it in :neener:
there is not much honor in the tune world ...
froger
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Was in KI-67's at 30k when an LA chased me 100 miles. Squaddie shot him down and he bailed and sat in his chute. I turned those babies around and began diving to his alt (about 10k) to shoot him down.
"there is not much honor in the tune world"
:lol yep, my cartoon life is fake, it's definitely worth chasing you down in that chute.
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whats a chute???
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I remember a few years back when a noob asked how to bail. I used to tell them to bail at 20k or higher only, for safety :rofl :rofl
<S> Oz
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I cant wait that long--just hit .ef whilst in free fall
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For a long time I didn't realize you could .ef in a chute. :rolleyes: I used to get mad at myself if I accidentally opened too high.
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I'd like to thank guys like you for letting me have fun with my .45. I've done all of the following with my .45 after bailing out:
1. Killed the manned ack at a GV base or airfield.
2. Hid in the maproom and killed enemy troops as they entered spoiling a capture attempt.
3. Stood at the end of an enemy runway shooting spawning aircraft's engines to get them smoking before take-off.
4. Stood at the end of an enemy runway shooting spawning pilots in the head for a kill.
5. Snuck up on and killed a Jeep.
6. Spotted for friendly GV's and/or aircraft.
I've actually landed as many as six kills in a chute. They don't count for score but it's fun so thank you once again for being a manly man. :salute
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If you can't kill'em in the cockpit, you don't deserve the kill. :salute
Well that doesn't really matter because if you've been on some plane and hit it at least once and the pilot bails, you are rewarded the kill. It doesn't matter that he bailed and from my perspective, if he bails, let him ride the chute as it's just that much longer until he can re-up (unless he knows what is going on and types .ef). The thing is that you are killing planes and not specifically killing pilots.
All the Best...
Jay
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I hit .ef as soon as I'm out of the cockpit
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For a long time I didn't realize you could .ef in a chute. :rolleyes: I used to get mad at myself if I accidentally opened too high.
Back in AH I you couldn't .ef in a chute ... you had to ride it all the way down or die to guns.
Some would make the mistake of bailing out at 10K and you would see them on the "All" channel begging to get shot.
I use to let them ride it down to about 1K and then kill them ... :rofl
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Aw had a dot command for when u opened the chute too high. It was ".iwanttodie" if I remember correctly.
Semp
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I'd like to thank guys like you for letting me have fun with my .45. I've done all of the following with my .45 after bailing out:
1. Killed the manned ack at a GV base or airfield.
2. Hid in the maproom and killed enemy troops as they entered spoiling a capture attempt.
3. Stood at the end of an enemy runway shooting spawning aircraft's engines to get them smoking before take-off.
4. Stood at the end of an enemy runway shooting spawning pilots in the head for a kill.
5. Snuck up on and killed a Jeep.
6. Spotted for friendly GV's and/or aircraft.
I've actually landed as many as six kills in a chute. They don't count for score but it's fun so thank you once again for being a manly man. :salute
Yep, I've done most of those too. If the chute is near our base or town he's a target.
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If you can't kill'em in the cockpit, you don't deserve the kill. :salute
But you did 'kill 'em' from the cockpit, otherwise the other guy wouldn't be in a chute. I call it finishing what I started and also I find it to be a very polite thing to do. See, shooting a chute does 3 things, 1) it lets the guy get back to the tower faster, 2) it's a very good way of practicing your gunnery skills and improving your aim. That little meat sack is a very small target, takes a steady finger and nerves of steel to make a meat bag explode and 3) it provides hours of amusement afterwards when the poor schmuck that get his bellybutton blown up in a chute comes to the forums and whines about it.
ack-ack
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Aw had a dot command for when u opened the chute too high. It was ".iwanttodie" if I remember correctly.
Semp
That wasn't added until much later in AW. In the early days, if you bailed you had to ride it in unless someone popped your chute.
ack-ack
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Glad I didn't play aw in the early days.
Semp
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you stay in a chute for a few seconds your a spy.
you stay in a chute for a few minutes your a stupid dead spy.
Slap had it right sir, Be a frickin man and ride it in :neener:
there is not much honor in the tune world ...
froger
what does the music industry have to do with this? :)
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The other day I saw for the first time a pilot skidding across the ground on his face. I would have shot him, but I figured the gravel-rash would get him sooner or later.
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The other day I saw for the first time a pilot skidding across the ground on his face. I would have shot him, but I figured the gravel-rash would get him sooner or later.
Yeah, I hit a curb on my bike and totally ate it. :(
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When I bail its because the plane is in a wacky spin that takes longer to hit the ground than it would a plummeting body. I rarely ever open the chute. When I do im hoping someone will shoot me to speed up the process. If you bailed someone already got the kill anyways. I always shoot chutes. Figure Im helping someone along when I do.
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chutes are enemy combatants. they must die! if you're dumb enough to not know how to get out of the mission, im gonna blast you just for fun! personally, when i jump, i dont open my chute until i get to about 700 feet and then im safe from chute shooters, like myself! pretty simple.
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You can leave the guy in the chute to gove chk 6s to his friendlies. He can also direct fire from CV and GVs. Give directions for intercept of your GV bunch too.
Chutes are target practice. :D
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Back in AH I you couldn't .ef in a chute ... you had to ride it all the way down or die to guns.
Some would make the mistake of bailing out at 10K and you would see them on the "All" channel begging to get shot.
I use to let them ride it down to about 1K and then kill them ... :rofl
:lol
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I'd like to thank guys like you for letting me have fun with my .45. I've done all of the following with my .45 after bailing out:
1. Killed the manned ack at a GV base or airfield.
2. Hid in the maproom and killed enemy troops as they entered spoiling a capture attempt.
3. Stood at the end of an enemy runway shooting spawning aircraft's engines to get them smoking before take-off.
4. Stood at the end of an enemy runway shooting spawning pilots in the head for a kill.
5. Snuck up on and killed a Jeep.
6. Spotted for friendly GV's and/or aircraft.
I've actually landed as many as six kills in a chute. They don't count for score but it's fun so thank you once again for being a manly man. :salute
if the chute is more than a half mile away i let it go. if i see a runner i go for the shot.
oh and im too tired to quote the post on pg 2 but <S> to you also MADe
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I believe you should be able to fly into them and get a nice blood consistency paste-like substance on the windshield. (Corn syrup and food coloring of course). :aok
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I don't understand how people can shoot players in the chutes....I must be using waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much lead :)
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And if I were to hit a person in a chute, I would like for something on par with the end of Froger's Avatar to end up on my screen.
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What kind of plane is a gurl?
Topic: lot of gurl kills
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OOOOOOO never mind...what dose the acronym gurl stand for?
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OOOO :joystick: Never mind..just bad spelling ..got it (;
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That journey of self discovery was sure worth 3 posts.
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That journey of self discovery was sure worth 3 posts.
I got pics of self discovery if ya want em. :D
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:uhoh
:bolt:
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Yay! I'm a gurl killer! :banana:
Is it okay if I molest 'em before you kill 'em?
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Is it okay if I molest 'em before you kill 'em?
:uhoh
:bolt:
:aok
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Yeah, I hit a curb on my bike and totally ate it. :(
Did you really? That's terrible!
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Did you really? That's terrible!
lol no!! :D
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I got pics of self discovery if ya want em. :D
:rofl i laughed so hard when i saw this conversation i felt like i pissed myself!
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lol no!! :D
Stop saying stuff like that slash!
I totally believed you.
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Sorry! :rofl
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Not your fault that I'm in a state of perpetual blonde moments. :)
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chutes are enemy combatants. they must die! if you're dumb enough to not know how to get out of the mission, im gonna blast you just for fun! personally, when i jump, i dont open my chute until i get to about 700 feet and then im safe from chute shooters, like myself! pretty simple.
Yup, ride it down as long as you can before deploying.
Or just hit .ef :D
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Yup, ride it down as long as you can before deploying.
If only my gf would follow that advise.
semp
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Stop saying stuff like that slash!
I totally believed you.
Good thing he wasn't wearing his azzless chaps. :bolt:
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Good thing he wasn't wearing his azzless chaps. :bolt:
He stopped wearing those. When he'd pedal fast it sounded like a balloon in the spokes.
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:devil
LMAO, y'all are just to ez.
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He stopped wearing those. When he'd pedal fast it sounded like a balloon in the spokes.
Ahhhh, those were the days. The wind my back hair, the black leather snapping my bare bellybutton as I rode past the construction workers. Their cat calls were music to my ears...... I've said too much again haven't I ?
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Ahhhh, those were the days. The wind my back hair, the black leather snapping my bare bellybutton as I rode past the construction workers. Their cat calls were music to my ears...... I've said too much again haven't I ?
Slash you owe me a monitor and new keyboard, resulting from me laughing so hard i spit my coffee out. Ohh by the way, how do i get that image outta my head???
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Vodka and pills!!!! :O
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But you did 'kill 'em' from the cockpit, otherwise the other guy wouldn't be in a chute. I call it finishing what I started and also I find it to be a very polite thing to do. See, shooting a chute does 3 things, 1) it lets the guy get back to the tower faster, 2) it's a very good way of practicing your gunnery skills and improving your aim. That little meat sack is a very small target, takes a steady finger and nerves of steel to make a meat bag explode and 3) it provides hours of amusement afterwards when the poor schmuck that get his bellybutton blown up in a chute comes to the forums and whines about it.
ack-ack
An example of Mr. Richard Head. Anybody who entertains himself this way has issues. LMAO@u
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An example of Mr. Richard Head. Anybody who entertains himself this way has issues. LMAO@u
Anyone that posts a whining thread crying like a little pre-teen school girl has the issues, not the one that makes you cry like a pre-teen school girl.
When can we expect your next crying filled thread about how we have to bomb a church to capture a base?
ack-ack
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Anyone that posts a whining thread crying like a little pre-teen school girl has the issues, not the one that makes you cry like a pre-teen school girl.
When can we expect your next crying filled thread about how we have to bomb a church to capture a base?
ack-ack
Haaw, haaw, haaw... Stick him good, Ack. I'm not one to pile on but I can easily envision a card-carrying PETA member who complained about the monkey being "exploited" in the Dodge ad.
I'm constructing myself a mental straw man and figure a wrist brace might be called for here... haaaaw, haaaaw...
The handprints on the ankles are a dead giveaway.
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An example of Mr. Richard Head. Anybody who entertains himself this way has issues. LMAO@u
I apologize for being so rude, I was annoyed at something else.
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What are you a 13 year old.
I 've been in game two weeks, I put up this thread to see what kind of metal the AH community is made of. You all responded, I had a good laugh. Well now I know who some of AH's "sandbox spartans" are anyways.
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What are you a 13 year old.
I 've been in game two weeks, I put up this thread to see what kind of metal the AH community is made of. You all responded, I had a good laugh. Well now I know who some of AH's "sandbox spartans" are anyways.
I'm being entertained - is what. You have to understand, you've effectively traded license granted to screw with the world for license granted the world to screw with you. It's not so much that I actually believe any of that stuff about you. It's more like you popped up with a big "hit me" sign - and I've obliged you. That's the nature of this bbs - from what I've seen.
BTW, I'd've written it, "what are you, a 13 year old?"
Does that answer your follow-up thought?
If not, try this: "Yes, such an exchange is entertaining to me."
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I'm being entertained - is what. You have to understand, you've effectively traded license granted to screw with the world for license granted the world to screw with you. It's not so much that I actually believe any of that stuff about you. It's more like you popped up with a big "hit me" sign - and I've obliged you. That's the nature of this bbs - from what I've seen.
BTW, I'd've written it, "what are you, a 13 year old?"
Does that answer your follow-up thought?
If not, try this: "Yes, such an exchange is entertaining to me."
You've been MADe. LOL
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I'd like to thank guys like you for letting me have fun with my .45. I've done all of the following with my .45 after bailing out:
1. Killed the manned ack at a GV base or airfield.
2. Hid in the maproom and killed enemy troops as they entered spoiling a capture attempt.
3. Stood at the end of an enemy runway shooting spawning aircraft's engines to get them smoking before take-off.
4. Stood at the end of an enemy runway shooting spawning pilots in the head for a kill.
5. Snuck up on and killed a Jeep.
6. Spotted for friendly GV's and/or aircraft.
I've actually landed as many as six kills in a chute. They don't count for score but it's fun so thank you once again for being a manly man. :salute
Interesting, I would have never known these things could be done.
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Slash you owe me a monitor and new keyboard, resulting from me laughing so hard i spit my coffee out. Ohh by the way, how do i get that image outta my head???
Did he PM you the You Tube link too?? My retina's are scarred :confused: