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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: JB88 on March 10, 2011, 09:29:22 AM
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http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=18076
:noid
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:rofl :lol :rofl :lol :rofl
what's really pathetic is those idiots have people believing them... :rolleyes:
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Attack of the troglodytes
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Skuzzy needs to give us this many awards to choose from. We deserve better than mere nickel and platinum stars.
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Attack of the troglodytes
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Skuzzy needs to give us this many awards to choose from. We deserve better than mere nickel and platinum stars.
Scroll over the Hand with the No Symbol over it... I just nearly spit all over monitor. :rofl
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Scroll over the Hand with the No Symbol over it... I just nearly spit all over monitor. :rofl
Oh my...
Did you see what the hand with the line through it represents? :rofl
It amazes me that people this stupid actually roam the Earth.
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:rofl that is one of the funniest topics ive seen for years. a part of me still wants to believe that its a beautifully constructed troll but ... but ... it appears to be real! how people this dumb make it to middle age just amazes me, in fact their survival is starting to make me question the process of natural selection ... ;)
so where does the sun-made-from-coal thing come from? Ive never encountered that before :headscratch:
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Oh my...
Did you see what the hand with the line through it represents? :rofl
It amazes me that people this stupid actually roam the Earth.
It means they're Liars :lol
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so where does the sun-made-from-coal thing come fr
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yECwrbHnwEQ
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The one guy has a KKK avatar. Looks they got some WINNERS over there.
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Oh my...
Did you see what the hand with the line through it represents? :rofl
It amazes me that people this stupid actually roam the Earth.
My theory is that 98% of the population is stupid and the remaining 2% are just idiots :old:
I just wonder between the two categories depending on the day :rofl
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It amazes me that people this stupid actually roam the Earth.
You mean people so stupid they don't even note the website and forum is all satire? ;)
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You mean people so stupid they don't even note the website and forum is all satire? ;)
I thought it was obvious from the names. 'Pastor Billy-Reuben'
From Wikipedia: "Bilirubin (formerly referred to as hematoidin) is the yellow breakdown product of normal heme catabolism. Heme is found in hemoglobin, a principal component of red blood cells. Bilirubin is excreted in bile and urine, and elevated levels may indicate certain diseases. It is responsible for the yellow color of bruises, urine (via its reduced breakdown product, urobilin), and the yellow discoloration in jaundice."
I thought he chose his name well!
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Guess they never heard of a lunar eclipse.
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Hysterical website.
Pure genius actually, the Andy Kaufman of websites!!
I love the title of one thread: "Easter Ham--tasty treat? or honey baked highway to hell" :rofl
Gonna read more when I get out of work--comedy gold!!
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Very interesting brother, but I certainly do not understand all those numbers and stuff. It seems all too scientific for me.
:rofl :rofl :rofl :cry :cry :bhead :bhead
That's what happened with my emotions after reading it. lol.
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One part of the site promises: Accept Jesus as your savior and receive a Playstation 3!! :rofl :rofl
Thats some quality entertainment right there!! :banana:
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of course they have a youtube page.
http://www.youtube.com/user/lbcnet
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HAHAHA! That's hilarious. I was looking through this site and well... The whole thing is hilarious!
Check out this post on not trusting anyone who follows the evolutionist conspiracy!
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=4474
Astronomers and anyone who talks about "stars"
The Book of revelations states that stars are little things which can fall to earth. (Revelations 1:16, 6:13, 8:10, 9:1, 12:4) Astronomers made up lies about them being bigger than earth and far away.
Peleontologists and anyone who Digs up Fossils
First of all, extinct creatures don't exist in our perfect Creation, since their very extinction implies that they were not so perfect. And there are so darn many of them, of so many different kinds. Here are some creation-scientific explanations of what fossils are and how they got there:
o Dinosaurs were too big to go on the Ark, so they got buried in the mud of the Flood.
o Extinct creatures were on the Ark. They died out later.
o Fossils never were animals. They're a hoax by Satan and/or materialistic science.
o Fossils never were animals. They're a hoax by God to test your faith.
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That is some top quality entertainment.
:aok
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See Rule #14
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As I read from that link I thought to myself, what a buncha whack jobs. Then I looked around at some of the other sections and began to think, oh I see now it's all satirical. Then I read a bit more, there is some funny stuff on there. Find the one about the commandments of cereal shopping.
So yup I'm putting my money on a great example of a site trolling the visitors. :devil
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:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
I just spent the last hour scrolling though this forum, I'm tempted to make and account just to have a little fun.
My favorite
Is it really my fault that all I have are daughters? Believe me, I have tried so hard to have sons. My wife and I have had intercourse exactly twice. For every second during both despicable instances, I have thought about nothing but men.
Any site that is this intolerant and ignorant to all others cracks me up!
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church
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Almost as epic as the guys raiding the PETA forum :rofl
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HAHAHAH did anyone hold the mouse over any of the Icons long enough for the description to come up?
(http://www.landoverbaptist.net/images/medals/nowanking.png)< this one means ex-masterbaitor :rofl
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HAHAHAH did anyone hold the mouse over any of the Icons long enough for the description to come up?
(http://www.landoverbaptist.net/images/medals/nowanking.png)< this one means ex-masterbaitor :rofl
It's been mentioned twice already above.
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Wow, hours of entertainment are to be found at that website. :rofl
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I can't stop reading it...The pastor dude is convincing though...if you are a moron :lol
Probably the most entertaining thing on the interwebz
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My theory is that 98% of the population is stupid and the remaining 2% are just idiots :old:
I just wonder between the two categories depending on the day :rofl
I guess that would include yourself then. :lol
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I guess that would include yourself then. :lol
In both camps
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wow are people really that blindsided and dumb?, anyone notice what happens when your banned? they change your avatar to being tossed into the burning flames of hell lol
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This is HILARIOUS!!
For the morons that believe this, please...
I wish I could have seen this when it was first posted. I could have disproven his theory with HIS OWN theory.
Andesite is the purest form of coal that you can get at >98% carbon. Anything more and your talking diamonds. Let's just go with diamonds for this proof for the sake of argument because diamond is just Carbon.
Diamond, without oxygen, burns at ~3000C. Turn that to Kelvin and you have 3273.15K. According to his math the sun burns at around 5039.6K. Way short of the temperatures of the sun, and we are talking about diamonds here. Andesite coal burns WAY LESS than that of diamond and therefore his theory is disproven.
Now I can go even further, coal is made up of organic plant material that takes ~ 100million years to be made into andesite. There ARE NO plants at the sun. If these are the die-hard christians that they claim, then life on earth is the only form of life because alien life does not exist according to them. Since life does not exist outside of earth and the fact that it takes ~100 million years to form andesite coal, we have disproven his theory with their religion, science, and his flaws in his theory. I thank you :salute
Hilarious website! PURE ENTERTAINMENT!
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Really good website...
Love this one
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=6026
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lol, you know what's more funny than the Landover Baptist Chruch?
The Onion News Network (http://www.theonion.com/). And it ain't real either.
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Dropped this bombshell link on my facebook, let the fun begin1!!
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Not to mention that he forgets the sun isn't in our atmosphere. He also thinks that the troposphere and exosphere have identical densities, WRONG! Space is a vacuum, and hence it allows the sun to be quite far away and still transmit quite a bit of heat.
However, this site seems to be pure satire.
-Penguin
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HAHAHAH did anyone hold the mouse over any of the Icons long enough for the description to come up?
(http://www.landoverbaptist.net/images/medals/nowanking.png)< this one means ex-masterbaitor :rofl
this icon made me laugh.
(http://www.landoverbaptist.net/images/medals/tell-her-once.gif) - "Tell her once"
ack-ack
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Don't belive in people that belive in lactose intolerence and insulin wow. :rofl :bhead :rofl :bhead
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OMFG! Their YouTube videos are massive lols.
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Just bookmarked the forums. This is just pure entertainment. I just love reading the "Unsaved Trash" posters trying to reason with a satirical Christian believer.
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http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=18076
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In his defense he did say Plus or Minus 5 miles.
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lol
we all should troll that BBS. :devil
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lol
we all should troll that BBS. :devil
+1, we should continue this discussion through PMs before it gets skuzzified.
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Its a fake site people you are being trolled.
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Wow, I just figured out why the sky is so black at night.
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http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=42580
lmao
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After scrolling through a few pages they have an "ex-gay" smilie. too funny
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OK, this has got to be the best thread. Trolling and counter-trolling at an extremely enviable, grade-A level.
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=7490
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After scrolling through a few pages they have an "ex-gay" smilie. too funny
lol i saw that like thirty seconds ago
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OK, this has got to be the best thread. Trolling and counter-trolling at an extremely enviable, grade-A level.
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=7490
OMG! :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
They need a skuzzy in there.
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:rofl :rofl :rofl
That forum should meet the peta forum. Mass funny and crying would follow
OH! Someone should start a topic there about thinking on converting to witchcraft
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My pastor told me the only way to go to heaven is to make mad passionate love to a sheep
operation meatpuppet all over again :rofl :rofl :rofl
On a smaller note....gravity is the work of the devil
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=32062 (http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=32062)
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LoLz!
The Punching bag icon = Punched the most @#$%
The black eye = Most Obedient
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If only its Wiki page was satirical :(
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Don't belive anyone who uses insulin oh wait...
I was looking through the fourms and saw what they had to say about the tsunami. Crazy...
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:rofl that is one of the funniest topics ive seen for years. a part of me still wants to believe that its a beautifully constructed troll but ... but ... it appears to be real! how people this dumb make it to middle age just amazes me, in fact their survival is starting to make me question the process of natural selection ... ;)
so where does the sun-made-from-coal thing come from? Ive never encountered that before :headscratch:
Its pure logic... The earth has to be made of coal because its only 500 miles away. If it were some kind of Nuclear fusion it would be too hot to be that close. therefore it has to be made out of coal. :bhead
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Here is how "Intellegent" they claim to be.
HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=14514
All I can say is you guys are the special Olympics
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Here is how "Intellegent" they claim to be.
HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=14514
All I can say is you guys are the special Olympics
You know that the site is meant to be a joke, right?
EDIT: It's a joke, but a bad joke. PETA and Treehuggers put this to shame.
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You know that the site is meant to be a joke, right?
Some people are willingly ignorant that means dumb on purpose. :bolt:
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After scrolling through a few pages they have an "ex-gay" smilie. too funny
The shaking "tell her once" fist made me spit beer on my monitor.
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I thought the site was funny as heck. :rofl :rofl :rofl :bolt:
Especially how many it reeled in :devil. Only idiots would believe that it's a real site with true believers.
Oh srry for my herrasy "please bless the pigmies down In Africa"
:rofl :rofl :rofl :bolt:
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:rofl that is one of the funniest topics ive seen for years. a part of me still wants to believe that its a beautifully constructed troll but ... but ... it appears to be real! how people this dumb make it to middle age just amazes me, in fact their survival is starting to make me question the process of natural selection ... ;)
so where does the sun-made-from-coal thing come from? Ive never encountered that before :headscratch:
Lol I think your statement shows some deep seated bias. "it appears to be real" Really?????
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The shaking "tell her once" fist made me spit beer on my monitor.
lol that has to be the funniest thing i seen :rofl (http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s35/68zoom/tell-her-once.gif) (http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s35/68zoom/obedient.gif)
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I will admit, it got me.
With all the crazies we have now, like the Westboro Kooks, nothing surprises me anymore.
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I'll admit it got me...especially the argument over white light, and colour etc and retorts like "Where's Jesus in your argument? Are you seriously going to claim that you know more than He does?" ...its just too believable
but the pastors calling someone a handsomehunk - or threads like "Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America!" did seem a stretch, but again considering some groups maybe it wasnt
Tronsky
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that whole forum is one big giant rule #14
:rolleyes:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=40617 (http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=40617)
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that whole forum is one big giant rule #14
:rolleyes:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=40617 (http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=40617)
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LOL, i was reading the rules of the forum. WOW!
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2012 forums are more educated and open minded than this... never thought it possible.
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2012 forums are more educated and open minded than this... never thought it possible.
+1
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Lol I think your statement shows some deep seated bias. "it appears to be real" Really?????
yeah its easy to get lost in the layers of irony. dam postmodernism!
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Yall do realize it's a parody site right?
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Yall do realize it's a parody site right?
i want to believe that, but unfortunately there actually are people like this out there :bhead
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Oh there are but that site is just a bunch of yuck monkies having a go at stereotypes. Quite funny actually.
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Oh there are but that site is just a bunch of yuck monkies having a go at stereotypes. Quite funny actually.
As bad as the Westboro types are, I personally feel like these types are just as bad. They're just on the other side of the "no tolerance" fence. What ever happened to the "don't make fun of people that don't share your beliefs" rule?
EDIT: By "rule" I'm not referring to the forum rules.
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http://www.landoverbaptist.org/tos.html
Note the invisible (white on white) text near the bottom.
The Landover Baptist Church is a complete work of fiction. It is a satire/parody.
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How is this thread still going with-out being lock?? :headscratch:
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why would it get locked?
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Oh there are but that site is just a bunch of yuck monkies having a go at stereotypes. Quite funny actually.
+1 :aok
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beware (http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s35/68zoom/tell-her-once.gif)