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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Maverick on June 17, 2011, 07:06:33 PM
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A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he
noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby
cemetery. *
*A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet
behind the first one. "
*Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash. *
*Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file.
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*The man couldn't stand the curiosity. *
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*He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said, "I am so
sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never
seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?" *
*"My wife's." *
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*''What happened to her?" *
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*The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her." *
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*He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?" *
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*The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife
when
the dog turned on her." *
*A very poignant and touching moment of brotherhood and silence, passed
between the two men. *
*"Can I borrow the dog?" *
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*The man replied, "Get in line." *
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hilarious...
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It's sexist but clever. I'll give it three stars out of five. Good work.
-Penguin
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It's sexist but clever. I'll give it three stars out of five. Good work.
-Penguin
It's not sexist.
It is funny though. :aok
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I'd say so, he's trying to kill his wife and mother-in-law. Let's just agree to disagree.
-Penguin
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I'd say so, he's trying to kill his wife and mother-in-law. Let's just agree to disagree.
-Penguin
It's not discriminating against women, it's not saying women are less important, it's not promoting a sexist stereotype, it's playing on the everyone hates their in-laws joke.
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Oh, I thought that it was against the wife, too. Nevermind, I must be in an offendable mood today. :o
-Penguin
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I'd say so, he's trying to kill his wife and mother-in-law. Let's just agree to disagree.
-Penguin
(http://www.emoticons.gr/albums/uploads/glassy/loser.gif) clueless again...
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:rofl :rofl :rofl Nice one! :rofl :rofl :rofl
It's sexist but clever.
Quit tryin to be so dam politically correct and enjoy the joke!! :mad:
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:rofl :rofl :rofl Nice one! :rofl :rofl :rofl
Quit tryin to be so dam politically correct and enjoy the joke!! :mad:
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Oh, I thought that it was against the wife, too. Nevermind, I must be in an offendable mood today. :o
-Penguin
You just have the wrong idea of what sexism is. You could have easily replaced wife with husband and mother-in-law with father in law, is that sexist against males? By your definition, every joke that involves a human being is sexist. Like I said before, sexism involves the belief that another sex is less able to do something because of their sex, or belief in stereotypes around that sex. Those on the most extreme end will argue there is such a thing as benevolent sexism, they may argue that the simple act of opening a door for a women is sexist. However, it would be quite a stretch to call this joke sexist.
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You just have the wrong idea of what sexism is. You could have easily replaced wife with husband and mother-in-law with father in law, is that sexist against males? By your definition, every joke that involves a human being is sexist. Like I said before, sexism involves the belief that another sex is less able to do something because of their sex, or belief in stereotypes around that sex. Those on the most extreme end will argue there is such a thing as benevolent sexism, they may argue that the simple act of opening a door for a women is sexist. However, it would be quite a stretch to call this joke sexist.
Oh, shoot, have I had the wrong idea for the longest time. Thanks.
-Penguin
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I'd say so, he's trying to kill his wife and mother-in-law. Let's just agree to disagree.
-Penguin
would you please STOP and THINK before posting.
Ill agree that you arent nearly as smart as you think you are....
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Oh, shoot, have I had the wrong idea for the longest time. Thanks.
-Penguin
that goes for more than just the concept of sexism...go work on a speech or something.
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lol
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Is it penguIN season now?
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I’m not saying the mother-in-law’s ugly but she went to see that film the Elephant Man and the audience thought she was making a personal appearance.
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AN anagram of mother-in-law is woman Hitler.
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HOW many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?
One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.
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WHAT’S the difference between a mother-in-law and a vulture?
The vulture waits until you’re dead before it eats your heart out.
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DID you hear about the man who threw his mother-in-law into the lion’s den at the zoo?
He’s being sued by the SPCA for cruelty to animals.
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TWO cannibals were sitting down eating lunch.
One says to the other: “You know, I just can’t stand my mother-in-law.”
The other replies: “Just put her to the side and eat the mash.”
MY mother-in-law is a big woman. She got run over last week. The driver said he had enough room to get around her but he didn’t have enough petrol.
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I ALWAYS know when it’s the mother-in-law knocking at the door because the mice start throwing themselves on the traps.
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A MAN finds a lamp, rubs it, and a genie appears. The genie tells the man he may have two wishes ? but whatever he gets, his mother-in-law will get double. The man thinks for a while and says: “First I’d like a million Dollars. Then beat me half to death.”
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BEHIND every successful man stands a devoted wife and a surprised mother-in-law.
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WHAT’S the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.
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THE doorbell rang this morning. When I opened the door there was my mother-in-law on the front step.
She said: “Can I stay here for a few days?”
I said: “Of course you can.” And shut the door in her face.
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(http://www.emoticons.gr/albums/uploads/glassy/loser.gif) clueless again...
did you know that in sign language, that actually means"lutheran"?
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A sexist joke would be:
A woman died last week after being run over by an 18-wheeler. The mystery is what the hell the 18-wheeler was doing in a kitchen.
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A sexist joke would be:
A woman died last week after being run over by an 18-wheeler. The mystery is what the hell the 18-wheeler was doing in a kitchen.
a woman was driving it??????
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Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they stand closer to the kitchen sink.
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
Why did the woman cross the road?
Wait, better question, why is she out of the kitchen!?
Why don't women need drivers licenses?
There is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None, it should be opened when she brings it to you
What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?
You hit her.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
Women's rights.
What do you do when you see a women with one gunshot wound and out of the kitchen?
RELOAD.
Why does the bride always wear white?
Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to you.
Marriage is a 3 ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
Divorced.
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
5 drinks!!
LawnDart
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God said unto Adam.
"Adam, I shall make you the greatest companion you could ever have. They would be attractive, enthusastic, supportive, fulfill your every desire, love you, live with you, fight for you and cry for you. They would be the perfect match to you for eternity. But it will cost you"
Adam was gobsmacked... "What mighty lord shall it cost"
"Adam my son.. It shall cost you 3 ribs, an ankle, half your spinal cord and your respitory system"
Adam paused..... "What can I get for a Rib?"