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Title: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: Tupac on July 24, 2011, 03:30:51 AM
commence.

whos gonna make the thread for "dumbest reasons to dump a a girl"
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: B-17 on July 24, 2011, 03:31:06 AM
:rofl that was fast, Tupac.

I'll start:

Because there you can't feel the 'spark' in the relationship anymore?

Tupac, your turn :D
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: LThunderpocket on July 24, 2011, 03:51:55 AM
look what I have created!muwahahaha.

in 10th grade I dumped my girlfriend because she got a job at a pizza place.the only reason I didnt get it was because of her.2 weeks later i was working at a smoothie place
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: F22RaptorDude on July 24, 2011, 04:35:54 AM
This thread is because of me, I feel special.  :D
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: uptown on July 24, 2011, 06:38:53 AM
I can't say that on here.  :uhoh
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: fudgums on July 24, 2011, 06:46:48 AM
Me and my ex recently broke up because I was spending too much time with NCAA football 12 on my ps3. I chose the ps3, no lie.
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: F22RaptorDude on July 24, 2011, 07:19:33 AM
Mine got suspended from school for wearing a much to revealing anime costume which I didn't like cause guys kept checking her out, she wanted every guy in the school so idk why sh stayed with me, I dumped her first. Thats the whole story why I dumped her
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: Stoney on July 24, 2011, 07:30:12 AM
There are no dumb reasons to dump a girl...   :cheers:
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: F22RaptorDude on July 24, 2011, 07:59:20 AM
There are no dumb reasons to dump a girl...   :cheers:
(http://forum.cheatengine.org/files/second_20scruffy_202_1__204.jpg)
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: 5anders on July 24, 2011, 08:01:39 AM
I dumped a girl one time because she grabbed my hand and put it on her stomach and said, "that's where your baby is going to be."   :eek:  After that I was afraid she was going to sabotage me.  I believe I was 17 at the time.  Yeah... F that noise.

Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: Shuffler on July 24, 2011, 09:06:25 AM
Dump her because she is too pretty, smart, and agrees with everything you do.
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: Meatwad on July 24, 2011, 09:14:13 AM
Wouldnt put on a sheep constume, walk around on all fours, and go BAAAAAA
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: Dago on July 24, 2011, 09:25:07 AM
do you guys get bored and start these "xxxx, discuss" threads?  Nothing worth saying, nothing original in your head, so you start a thread?
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: MaSonZ on July 24, 2011, 10:13:08 AM
See rule #4
fixed  :D


dont plan on dumping mine, but ive had some pretty close calls where i could have said it just to piss her off...which would have ended cause she pissed as was  :rofl
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: Getback on July 24, 2011, 10:20:11 AM
There are no dumb reasons to dump a girl...   :cheers:

You beat me to it!
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: Belial on July 24, 2011, 10:51:22 AM
I usually split when they start acting like their in love after a month..
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: coombz on July 24, 2011, 10:58:13 AM
because her friend told me i should go out with her other friend
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: Golfer on July 24, 2011, 11:24:18 AM
I usually split when they start acting like their in love after a month..

 :aok
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: IrishOne on July 24, 2011, 11:34:41 AM
i was forced to choose between "flying those stupid computer airplanes" and a girl that was perfect for me.    still flying stupid computer airplanes.  :airplane:
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: Stoney on July 24, 2011, 11:36:54 AM
i was forced to choose between "flying those stupid computer airplanes" and a girl that was perfect for me.    still flying stupid computer airplanes.  :airplane:

If you had to choose, she wasn't perfect for you...
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: B-17 on July 24, 2011, 12:12:16 PM
i was forced to choose between "flying those stupid computer airplanes" and a girl that was perfect for me.    still flying stupid computer airplanes.  :airplane:

I think you might have made the right choice!... for now.

:noid
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: RoGenT on July 24, 2011, 12:26:14 PM
I usually split when they start acting like their in love after a month..

I dumped one girl after she said she loved me in less than a week.
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: B-17 on July 24, 2011, 12:28:55 PM
Yeah... that's scary. Friend did that to his girlfriend--> 6 months later, theyre together again. All I can hope is that they're not one of those "off-and-on-and-off-and-on-and-off-again" couples. Those drive me crazy. Make your mind up already!
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: F22RaptorDude on July 24, 2011, 12:32:52 PM
Yeah... that's scary. Friend did that to his girlfriend--> 6 months later, theyre together again. All I can hope is that they're not one of those "off-and-on-and-off-and-on-and-off-again" couples. Those drive me crazy. Make your mind up already!
had one like that in 6th grade, then I found out she was mental so I ended it  :rofl and until this day she still hates my guts, she loves manipulating my friends and having them turn against me.
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: B-17 on July 24, 2011, 12:42:47 PM
Geez, F22... where do you live?! Your girlfriends sound like they're all from Hades!!!!!

Oh... wait.... :P

Grade 6?! Wow. I thought I was young trying in Grade 8.
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: 1pLUs44 on July 24, 2011, 12:45:21 PM
I usually split when they start acting like their in love after a month..

And you can find me going 100 mph in my car going the other direction if they try and pull that BS after like a week!!!!  :bolt:
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: F22RaptorDude on July 24, 2011, 12:57:45 PM
Geez, F22... where do you live?! Your girlfriends sound like they're all from Hades!!!!!

Oh... wait.... :P

Grade 6?! Wow. I thought I was young trying in Grade 8.
I had my first girl friend in 2nd grade, we lasted until the middle of 6th when I switched schools, ironic part was she was cheating with my best friend.  :rofl me being me I shrugged it off an pretended to not care. my most recent break up is begging for me back. I'm livin the high life don't you think  :devil
Edit: As I said my longest real relationship was 4 months, the elementary one was more of a play kinda bf gf
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: IrishOne on July 24, 2011, 01:12:45 PM
If you had to choose, she wasn't perfect for you...


have you played this game??   wasn't a choice in my eyes, just the way it was gonna be  :D
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: 1sum41 on July 24, 2011, 02:03:52 PM
And you can find me going 100 mph in my car going the other direction if they try and pull that BS after like a week!!!!  :bolt:
  :lol so true
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: DREDIOCK on July 24, 2011, 02:22:45 PM
I cant think of any dumb reasons to dump a girl.
Dumping a girl usually only ends up to the benefit of the person who dumped her. Unless they are married. Then the benefit more often then not shifts to the benefit of the girl.

Women are expensive and aggravating at best.
Best discribed here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffhm81VLSVk&feature=related

And in this comedy routine here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5UUooteKE4&feature=fvwrel

Dont get me wrong . Women have their place and I certainly love all women (or as many as I can)


Right up to the point where I get to know them.
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: Belial on July 24, 2011, 02:34:21 PM
Just remember if you find the right girl to not screw it up...cause if you do they will have the last laugh.

Girls can replace you easier than you can them...it's a fact
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: Charge on July 24, 2011, 02:50:42 PM
Having a dumb reason to dump a girl would only result in her having not to deal with another a-hole any longer. Recommended.  :aok

-C+
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: Wildcat1 on July 24, 2011, 03:00:32 PM
I had my first girl friend in 2nd grade, we lasted until the middle of 6th when I switched schools, ironic part was she was cheating with my best friend.  :rofl me being me I shrugged it off an pretended to not care. my most recent break up is begging for me back. I'm livin the high life don't you think  :devil
Edit: As I said my longest real relationship was 4 months, the elementary one was more of a play kinda bf gf

There are no real relationships in 2nd grade. Or 8th grade, for that matter.

Dumped a girl my senior year because I chose the car. I still drive that car, most faithful beauty in the world :D
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: BaDkaRmA158Th on July 24, 2011, 03:11:29 PM
Dumb is knocking her up, marring her and spending the rest of your life with her. (and hating every second of it)
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: 100Coogn on July 24, 2011, 03:31:30 PM
Didn't get along with her husband.   ;)

Coogan
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: Wildcat1 on July 24, 2011, 03:40:24 PM
Didn't get along with her husband.   ;)

Coogan
 
:rofl :aok
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: bagrat on July 24, 2011, 04:52:45 PM
because u thought all those other girls looking at you standing next to her were legitimately interested in ya. :noid
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: Tank-Ace on July 24, 2011, 05:26:34 PM
Because she didn't like FSO, and snapshots with the squad getting in the way of our 'special' time  :devil.

In retrospect, I was a complete moron for choosing aces OVER her. Theres room for two  :aok.
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: Rich52 on July 24, 2011, 07:09:46 PM
Thats why I loved the '70s. "Love" was a word never used much. Only maybe when you were talking about your hunting dog.

Woman never used it either. Everyone just wanted to party and get laid. It was a little embarrassing however when you both woke up and neither could remember the others name. :huh
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: guncrasher on July 24, 2011, 11:57:02 PM
Mine got suspended from school for wearing a much to revealing anime costume which I didn't like cause guys kept checking her out, she wanted every guy in the school so idk why sh stayed with me, I dumped her first. Thats the whole story why I dumped her

what is anime custom?

semp
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: F22RaptorDude on July 25, 2011, 12:00:04 AM
what is anime custom?

semp
idk some cat lookin thing  :bhead
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: Tupac on July 25, 2011, 02:13:39 AM
Jeez, I've had 1 girlfriend. Raptordude puts me to shame.
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: Pigslilspaz on July 25, 2011, 03:15:05 AM
what is anime custom?

semp

I think he means that she was cosplaying at school. Inappropriate place imho.
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: F22RaptorDude on July 25, 2011, 05:33:35 AM
Jeez, I've had 1 girlfriend. Raptordude puts me to shame.
Well I see it as trial and error, i'll find success soon I hope.

I think he means that she was cosplaying at school. Inappropriate place imho.
Exactly why she was suspended.
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: Tank-Ace on July 25, 2011, 02:23:30 PM
Jeez, first girls can't go around top-less, and now no anime costumes? Thats outrageous  :rofl!!
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: Tec on July 25, 2011, 02:31:22 PM
Jeez, I've had 1 girlfriend. Raptordude puts me to shame.

C'mon dude, you have an airplane now!  If the proverbial $500 cheeseburger isn't a good first date IDK what is.
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: dirt911 on July 25, 2011, 04:16:09 PM
I had my first girl friend in 2nd grade, we lasted until the middle of 6th when I switched schools, ironic part was she was cheating with my best friend.  :rofl me being me I shrugged it off an pretended to not care. my most recent break up is begging for me back. I'm livin the high life don't you think  :devil
Edit: As I said my longest real relationship was 4 months, the elementary one was more of a play kinda bf gf

I win! My first was like halfway through 1st grade. :devil
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: Babalonian on July 25, 2011, 04:33:58 PM
Me and my ex recently broke up because I was spending too much time with NCAA football 12 on my ps3. I chose the ps3, no lie.

You made the right choice, she was probabley too needy and dependent, you took the shortcut to finding that out and had some more fun doing it too.  :aok   Now the bad news, to meet a better one, you're going to still have to get off the PS3.  :D


There are no dumb reasons to dump a girl...   :cheers:

 :old:


I usually split when they start acting like their in love after a month..

... or less.  :uhoh  :bolt:


i was forced to choose between "flying those stupid computer airplanes" and a girl that was perfect for me.    still flying stupid computer airplanes.  :airplane:

You could of made the other choice... but would of still ended up at the same ultimate destination... just been a lot broker and balder... like me. :D


If you had to choose, she wasn't perfect for you...

 :old: :old:


C'mon dude, you have an airplane now!  If the proverbial $500 cheeseburger isn't a good first date IDK what is.

Pretty much.  Take it for the blessing it is, every woman in the world will want you to take them out for a $500 cheeseburger, but will they even be worth the trouble of asking to help you wash your plane or fuel it up for the trip (or other things that, besides a $500 cheeseburger, you both would enjoy doing together).  :aok


I win! My first was like halfway through 1st grade. :devil

Oh oh, does the girl that I hungout and watched Smurfs with everyday after preschool and while waiting to be picked up by my mommy after work count?  :rolleyes:  What's the prize anyways?



This topic = win.  :rofl

I had a good old friend who was in a ~6 year relationship with this girl, they even ended up having a kid (never married though), their last straw (of a series of mundane arguments obviously signifying the end of their relationship): she vacumed over his computer cables underneath his desk by the foot area.... :rolleyes: ahhhh, love.  I know at least another 6 friends of mine that would in comparison kill in their relationships to have a woman that even knows how to plug in a vacum cleaner.
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: B-17 on July 26, 2011, 11:24:46 PM
:rofl I needed a laugh... so I read these.
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: LThunderpocket on July 26, 2011, 11:30:50 PM
You made the right

I know at least another 6 friends of mine that would in comparison kill in their relationships to have a woman that even knows how to plug in a vacum cleaner.


a woman that cant plug in a vacum??!thats not a woman
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: Tupac on July 27, 2011, 03:14:58 AM
I would prefer a girl who is also a pilot, and those are rare. All the ones I've met are 5+ years older than I am, and not interested in some kid.
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: Stoney on July 27, 2011, 10:03:16 AM
I would prefer a girl who is also a pilot, and those are rare. All the ones I've met are 5+ years older than I am, and not interested in some kid.

They'll still be there once you've grown up.  Remember what Wooderson says:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Wf-mRo7C2I
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: 100Coogn on July 27, 2011, 10:16:45 AM
I would prefer a girl who is also a pilot, and those are rare. All the ones I've met are 5+ years older than I am, and not interested in some kid.

There were RL female pilots back then.  I bet they'd love AH.  They're probably up in their years by now.
WASPs: Women Airforce Service Pilots  1942-1944 (http://www.radiodiaries.org/wasps.html) for more info. about the WASPs.


(http://i1211.photobucket.com/albums/cc426/Coogan11/wasp3.jpg)             (http://i1211.photobucket.com/albums/cc426/Coogan11/wasp4.jpg)             (http://i1211.photobucket.com/albums/cc426/Coogan11/wasp2.jpg)             (http://i1211.photobucket.com/albums/cc426/Coogan11/wasp1.jpg)

 :cheers: Coogan
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: DMVIAGRA on July 27, 2011, 10:23:42 AM
When I making my transfer to first I had a chubby burnette date me she musta been 80lbs I was 45lbs in 1st, because she sucked toes! I do like fat women though...
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: Becinhu on July 27, 2011, 10:54:43 AM
I dumped her because she wouldn't make me a sammich.
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: Dragon on July 27, 2011, 11:11:09 AM


Caught her in bed with her best friend, Amanda.




 :bhead
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: 100Coogn on July 27, 2011, 11:15:55 AM

Caught her in bed with her best friend, Amanda.




 :bhead

And you dumped her?   :huh

Coogan
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: F22RaptorDude on July 27, 2011, 11:19:12 AM
She did almost every guy in the school, wasn't me it was my best friend. He found out the first month and dumped her, but by then it was to late  ;)  :rofl Poor bastage
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: RoGenT on July 27, 2011, 12:26:36 PM

Caught her in bed with her best friend, Amanda.




 :bhead

And you didn't happen to have a phone with camera on it at the time??  :furious
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: ebfd11 on July 27, 2011, 12:54:28 PM

Caught her in bed with her best friend, Amanda.




 :bhead


(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gWQaU40PH24/TPHXVdgA4iI/AAAAAAAAJ0U/sneR_y4SL_g/s1600/facepalm_jim_76437.jpg)
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: guncrasher on July 27, 2011, 01:18:08 PM

Caught her in bed with her best friend, Amanda.




 :bhead

dude you are so dumb.  can I have her number?

semp
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: bagrat on July 27, 2011, 07:17:35 PM
overhearing others wonder if u 2 are related.. :noid
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: DMGOD on July 27, 2011, 08:23:52 PM
I had my first girl friend in 2nd grade, we lasted until the middle of 6th when I switched schools, ironic part was she was cheating with my best friend.  :rofl me being me I shrugged it off an pretended to not care. my most recent break up is begging for me back. I'm livin the high life don't you think  :devil
Edit: As I said my longest real relationship was 4 months, the elementary one was more of a play kinda bf gf


SERIOUSLY?! How does a 6th grade girl cheat on you what she do pass him a note in class? lol Wait till you have ur first real relationship



I get my girlfriends pregnant then I  dump them because they are pregnant
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: grizz441 on July 27, 2011, 08:24:38 PM
She had the jimmy legs.
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: F22RaptorDude on July 27, 2011, 08:35:15 PM

SERIOUSLY?! How does a 6th grade girl cheat on you what she do pass him a note in class? lol Wait till you have ur first real relationship



I get my girlfriends pregnant then I  dump them because they are pregnant
Caught em in the band room doin stuff  ;) at sixth grade and already a slut  :uhoh, she already has 2 kids right now and is dating 3 guys at the same time. ah people really let themselves go after Elementary, alot of the people I know from elementary school are fat and stupid  :rofl They have my pity  :D
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: 68ZooM on July 27, 2011, 08:37:22 PM

Caught her in bed with her best friend, Amanda. they welcomed me with open arms, man that night rocked.




  :rock

Fixed  :aok
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: DMGOD on July 27, 2011, 08:41:30 PM
Caught em in the band room doin stuff  ;) at sixth grade and already a slut  :uhoh, she already has 2 kids right now and is dating 3 guys at the same time. ah people really let themselves go after Elementary, alot of the people I know from elementary school are fat and stupid  :rofl They have my pity  :D

Sounds like a good story to me
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: fbWldcat on July 27, 2011, 08:46:06 PM
You guys are talking about 6th grade being early for relationships?




......






I know of a county that has/had 3x (THREE) sixth graders who were preggers last year. Figure that stuff out.
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: F22RaptorDude on July 27, 2011, 08:48:52 PM
You guys are talking about 6th grade being early for relationships?




......






I know of a county that has/had 3x (THREE) sixth graders who were preggers last year. Figure that stuff out.
Over population doesn't mean anything to them does it? Or just plain common sense  :huh
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: B-17 on July 27, 2011, 09:13:53 PM
Are the 'parts' even up and running by then???
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: F22RaptorDude on July 27, 2011, 09:26:03 PM
In a way, baby will be deformed, and probably kill the girl. Then you think about the sick perverts who do the stuff  :bolt:
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: B-17 on July 27, 2011, 09:31:18 PM
Yeah... I was lucky if I could get a girl to talk to me in Grade 6... let alone do... bunny things...
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: Dichotomy on July 27, 2011, 09:39:59 PM
You guys are talking about 6th grade being early for relationships?




......






I know of a county that has/had 3x (THREE) sixth graders who were preggers last year. Figure that stuff out.

To be fair it IS Kentucky ;)   At least it's not Arkansas .. *runs
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: F22RaptorDude on July 27, 2011, 10:43:54 PM
Yeah... I was lucky if I could get a girl to talk to me in Grade 6... let alone do... bunny things...
My popularity peaked in 5th grade, then it went down hill as I wasn't with the main crowd, now its back up to where I like it. Nobody F(*#'s with you anymore status  :D
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: fbWldcat on July 27, 2011, 11:15:52 PM
It's actually NOT Kentucky. We went on a wrestling trip to Tennessee and I chatted with some of the other wrestlers from different counties all over the South. (Tenn, KY, WV, Georgia, etc).
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: Pigslilspaz on July 28, 2011, 12:17:20 AM
Me and my ex recently broke up because I was spending too much time with NCAA football 12 on my ps3. I chose the ps3, no lie.

Fun fact, my little brother is in that game. #45 for Oregon State.
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: Dragon on July 28, 2011, 09:18:35 AM
Fixed  :aok


 :rofl
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: Reschke on July 28, 2011, 10:21:02 AM
I dumped a girl one time because she grabbed my hand and put it on her stomach and said, "that's where your baby is going to be."   :eek:  After that I was afraid she was going to sabotage me.  I believe I was 17 at the time.  Yeah... F that noise.

+1 as well and for some other screwed up reasons that I found out shortly thereafter.
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: Dichotomy on July 28, 2011, 10:28:44 AM
It's actually NOT Kentucky. We went on a wrestling trip to Tennessee and I chatted with some of the other wrestlers from different counties all over the South. (Tenn, KY, WV, Georgia, etc).

Oh so the other wrestlers were from West Virginia?  :devil
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: fbWldcat on July 28, 2011, 06:59:40 PM
Actually, the kid I talked to was from a team of 5 kids from Alabama.
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: grizz441 on July 28, 2011, 07:22:06 PM
She had man hands.
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: DMGOD on July 29, 2011, 12:26:26 AM
She had man hands.
want a piece of bread?

i love Seinfeld
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: F22RaptorDude on July 29, 2011, 12:30:14 AM
Actually, the kid I talked to was from a team of 5 kids from Alabama.
Isn't it legal to marry your cousin in Alabama?
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: fbWldcat on July 29, 2011, 09:51:20 AM
Isn't it legal to marry your cousin in Alabama?

I dunno, but in KY you can marry your second cousin (I think).  :bolt:
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: F22RaptorDude on July 29, 2011, 10:57:21 AM
I dunno, but in KY you can marry your second cousin (I think).  :bolt:
Good for me cause I got 4 super hot cousins  :rock  :rofl
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: AHTbolt on July 29, 2011, 11:31:12 AM
True story she dident like BBQ whooooo dosent like BBQ.
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: NatCigg on July 29, 2011, 11:45:56 AM
Good for me cause I got 4 super hot cousins  :rock  :rofl

reeeer erreeer rewind. you may want to think about that statement a little more.  insest is not acceptable. but, posting 4 pictures of your cousins would be. :D
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: Pigslilspaz on July 29, 2011, 12:52:48 PM
reeeer erreeer rewind. you may want to think about that statement a little more.  insest is not acceptable. but, posting 4 pictures of your cousins would be. :D
what about inCest, or Wincest?
Title: Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
Post by: guncrasher on July 29, 2011, 12:53:45 PM
I believe in most states you can marry your first cousin.  post the pictures we'll tell u if they're right for you  :D.

semp

edit: looked it up found this funny: Only double first cousins prohibited from getting married: North Carolina. I had to look up double first cousins. What's that? It's when "two siblings reproduce with another set of siblings"... their children are all double first cousins.

So, if a girl and her sister are out and meet two brothers, they pair off, have sex, and each couple produces a baby... those kids couldn't get married in North Carolina.

And since that seems exceedingly rare, I ask you, North Carolina: Why bother? Is this just a token effort not to make my "Anything Goes!" list below? This is like saying you're giving up alcohol, but only giving up Sam Adams Winter Lager.