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Offline guncrasher

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Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
« Reply #60 on: July 27, 2011, 01:18:08 PM »
Quote from: Dragon on July 27, 2011, 11:11:09 AM

Caught her in bed with her best friend, Amanda.




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dude you are so dumb.  can I have her number?

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Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
« Reply #61 on: July 27, 2011, 07:17:35 PM »
overhearing others wonder if u 2 are related.. :noid
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Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
« Reply #62 on: July 27, 2011, 08:23:52 PM »
Quote from: F22RaptorDude on July 24, 2011, 12:57:45 PM
I had my first girl friend in 2nd grade, we lasted until the middle of 6th when I switched schools, ironic part was she was cheating with my best friend.  :rofl me being me I shrugged it off an pretended to not care. my most recent break up is begging for me back. I'm livin the high life don't you think  :devil
Edit: As I said my longest real relationship was 4 months, the elementary one was more of a play kinda bf gf


SERIOUSLY?! How does a 6th grade girl cheat on you what she do pass him a note in class? lol Wait till you have ur first real relationship



I get my girlfriends pregnant then I  dump them because they are pregnant
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Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
« Reply #63 on: July 27, 2011, 08:24:38 PM »
She had the jimmy legs.
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Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
« Reply #64 on: July 27, 2011, 08:35:15 PM »
Quote from: DMGOD on July 27, 2011, 08:23:52 PM

SERIOUSLY?! How does a 6th grade girl cheat on you what she do pass him a note in class? lol Wait till you have ur first real relationship



I get my girlfriends pregnant then I  dump them because they are pregnant
Caught em in the band room doin stuff  ;) at sixth grade and already a slut  :uhoh, she already has 2 kids right now and is dating 3 guys at the same time. ah people really let themselves go after Elementary, alot of the people I know from elementary school are fat and stupid  :rofl They have my pity  :D
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Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
« Reply #65 on: July 27, 2011, 08:37:22 PM »
Quote from: Dragon on July 27, 2011, 11:11:09 AM

Caught her in bed with her best friend, Amanda. they welcomed me with open arms, man that night rocked.




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Fixed  :aok
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Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
« Reply #66 on: July 27, 2011, 08:41:30 PM »
Quote from: F22RaptorDude on July 27, 2011, 08:35:15 PM
Caught em in the band room doin stuff  ;) at sixth grade and already a slut  :uhoh, she already has 2 kids right now and is dating 3 guys at the same time. ah people really let themselves go after Elementary, alot of the people I know from elementary school are fat and stupid  :rofl They have my pity  :D

Sounds like a good story to me
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Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
« Reply #67 on: July 27, 2011, 08:46:06 PM »
You guys are talking about 6th grade being early for relationships?




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I know of a county that has/had 3x (THREE) sixth graders who were preggers last year. Figure that stuff out.
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Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
« Reply #68 on: July 27, 2011, 08:48:52 PM »
Quote from: fbWldcat on July 27, 2011, 08:46:06 PM
You guys are talking about 6th grade being early for relationships?




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I know of a county that has/had 3x (THREE) sixth graders who were preggers last year. Figure that stuff out.
Over population doesn't mean anything to them does it? Or just plain common sense  :huh
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Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
« Reply #69 on: July 27, 2011, 09:13:53 PM »
Are the 'parts' even up and running by then???
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Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
« Reply #70 on: July 27, 2011, 09:26:03 PM »
In a way, baby will be deformed, and probably kill the girl. Then you think about the sick perverts who do the stuff  :bolt:
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Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
« Reply #71 on: July 27, 2011, 09:31:18 PM »
Yeah... I was lucky if I could get a girl to talk to me in Grade 6... let alone do... bunny things...
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Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
« Reply #72 on: July 27, 2011, 09:39:59 PM »
Quote from: fbWldcat on July 27, 2011, 08:46:06 PM
You guys are talking about 6th grade being early for relationships?




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I know of a county that has/had 3x (THREE) sixth graders who were preggers last year. Figure that stuff out.

To be fair it IS Kentucky ;)   At least it's not Arkansas .. *runs
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Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
« Reply #73 on: July 27, 2011, 10:43:54 PM »
Quote from: B-17 on July 27, 2011, 09:31:18 PM
Yeah... I was lucky if I could get a girl to talk to me in Grade 6... let alone do... bunny things...
My popularity peaked in 5th grade, then it went down hill as I wasn't with the main crowd, now its back up to where I like it. Nobody F(*#'s with you anymore status  :D
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Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
« Reply #74 on: July 27, 2011, 11:15:52 PM »
It's actually NOT Kentucky. We went on a wrestling trip to Tennessee and I chatted with some of the other wrestlers from different counties all over the South. (Tenn, KY, WV, Georgia, etc).
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