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General Forums => Axis vs Allies => Topic started by: Plawranc on December 07, 2011, 01:52:07 AM
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A curious calm settled over the AVA, nothing stirred save the sticks of a few noobs coming to grips with the game and its extreme learning curve. Normally this would raise ridicule in the great halls of the Main Arenas where most players dwelled... alas no... here there was so much aerial incompetence that getting off the ground and remaining airworthy was an event of great occasion... it is said that many AVA pilots demanded Cake at the very onset of their first successful flight... The Arena Cook however... was normally unconcious after being knocked out for the safety of the entire arena population.
However a curious wave of new ideas was taking shape... the Battle of Britain set up held many months ago, in which we learnt of our characters and their foibles... had long since departed... instead there took shape a new era... an old era.... older than Oldman era.... an era so old that it was considered obsolete by many... (except oldman who said that the aircraft here flew at much more his pace). No... here were the flying lawnmowers... and their 80 MPH speed limits... their old fangled two wings... the wires in which CAP decided to hang his dirty underwear from.. and of course, the fixed undercarriages which was an ironic term since the entire population of the arena was more in a habit of calling them BROKEN undercarriages... (hence why CAP has so much dirty underwear)
Nevertheless, a quiet airbase on the simulated Western Front (16-18), was the scene of much activity... of course this was to scale and as any activity in here at all was sizable... this was positively gigantic.
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"What do you mean you suffered speed sickness.... these things go the speed of a hobo walking FLAT OUT" said Pacman incredulously "I mean, Flossy can out run CAP .... WHILE HE IS IN HIS CAMEL... I mean seriously it would be more hazardous getting out and WALKING"
"Hey its not healthy, these Fokkers fly damn fast, so fast that I almost lost a filling" replied Jaeger tenuously "Besides, I don't see you having much success, last sortie you got really friendly with a hedge so I'm told.... after losing your wings" "I DID NOT LOSE THEM, PUMA STOLE THEM WHILE I WAS HAVING A PEE IN SAID HEDGE" "Now thats a bigger pile of bull.." "NO ITS NOT, IT WAS A SMALL PILE"
"Gentleman please.." chimed in Tequila Chaser now taking an interest "we are not here to argue, we are here to discuss various methods of striking the enemy, not have petty domestic squabbles" "Oh and how do you suppose we do that boss" replied Pacman irritated "I will lean out and yell nasty words, we dont have bombs, unless you count Shifty's fart in the O'Club last week, and even then thats pushing it" "it is historically accurate though, mustard and prostghene gas were both used, Shifty's quite literally shIIts on both of them" smiled Dicho.
At that moment a Camel whizzed low over the sheds and tore all control surfaces off as it cartwheeled into the ground. Moments later a dishevelled figure emerged from the wreckage scratching his head
"Looks like crazy just got here" said Pacman in an exasperated tone... however the interests of the group were about to be seized as a second camel landed and taxiid up to the sheds where the pilots were standing. Another figure hopped out and then kicked the tire. He stood out right away, his flying suit was not leather... it was rather a different type of fabric, almost synthetic... whatever it was, it was a non animal product .
He needed no intro, as his noseart gave it away reading "Bacon is Murder..." with a picture of a pig holding a cleaver.
"hey bustr"
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Just as dumb as the first batch. Is mommy telling you you're a writer or something? Seriously these things suck.
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NICE!
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"Bacon is Murder..." with a picture of a pig holding a cleaver.
I like it! :D
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Just as dumb as the first batch. Is mommy telling you you're a writer or something? Seriously these things suck.
Stop being a d-bag, if ya dont like it dont read it and keep your opinions to yourself if you're going to get personal about things.
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Enjoyed the previous ones and was starting to wonder if there was going to be more. Keep em coming. :aok
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Stop being a d-bag, if ya dont like it dont read it and keep your opinions to yourself if you're going to get personal about things.
Don't want my opinion, don't put my name in it. Pretty simple rule of thumb really. Of course since your first reaction is to call somebody D-bag you're not really qualified to scold anybody on getting personal.. Are you?
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first reaction is to call somebody D-bag you're not really qualified to scold anybody on getting personal.. Are you?
No I am EXACTLY the one who needs to call you out if I think your being a love muffin then your really being a love muffin, if you take umbrage what was said about "Shifty" dropping bombs in the o'club you really need to toughen up little lady, that or you're just trolling which is itself is a dbag act thus making you a d-bag
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Shifty please complete and submit along with your request that nobody ever make up obvious fiction about "Shifty" ever again
(http://ampersandartful.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/butthurt-report-form.jpg)
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No you're not. Just because you think you are means nothing in fact your quote...
No I am EXACTLY the one who needs to call you out if I think your being a love muffin then your really being a love muffin, if you take umbrage what was said about "Shifty" dropping bombs in the o'club you really need to toughen up little lady, that or you're just trolling which is itself is a dbag act thus making you a d-bag
Is proof positive that you're emotionally in over your head. Again you're the one name calling and getting personal. I was mentioned and I have the right to be give my view on the content. It doesn't matter if you like it or not and it doesn't matter what you think. Like I said if you don't want my opinion don't mention me in the text. If you can't grasp that maybe you should stay out of it, because it all seems to be over your head.
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No, my mom is dead, she can't tell me Im a writer.
And yes, I am, funnily enough I am a literary student at the University of Adelaide Senior College. But I like writing these cheap short stories because it raises a cheap laugh and gives the members of this board something to read.
If you want intelligent literature or amazing fiction perhaps read a published author. Or in fact, go do something useful and write yourself, perhaps you may be a better critic of fiction or even a journalist.
Im an Australian, I make fun of everyone, and as you read above, myself as well. If you can't laugh. Your in the wrong game and the wrong environment.
Oh and if you don't wanna be in it? Tough, because your a character HERE. Its not your real name so its no legal issue, and if you can't take getting made fun of? then you don't have many stones to throw in the immaturity department.
With kind regards...
Pacman
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heh....... guess I was spotted in the AvsA recently...........didn't think anyone noticed <grin>
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TC
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No you're not. Just because you think you are means nothing in fact your quote... Is proof positive that you're emotionally in over your head. Again you're the one name calling and getting personal. I was mentioned and I have the right to be give my view on the content. It doesn't matter if you like it or not and it doesn't matter what you think. Like I said if you don't want my opinion don't mention me in the text. If you can't grasp that maybe you should stay out of it, because it all seems to be over your head.
I have no emotional attachment to the story whatsoever but your reply to it was completely and utterly emo, and over the top. A cartoon pilot in a fictional story in a game gets you hot and bothered enough be a jack hole and say somthing like you did instead of simply sayg "I dont liek thislease edit me out" tells me that puilling your tail will be easy and well worth the time as you are a complete jackhole and I can make that judgment because I am a jackhole aswell and as such I am exactly the person that needs to call you out when you go above the bar in you jackholery. That or your a troll and dont like being calle dout for being such a jackhole becaus etrolling is jackholery at its finest.
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No, my mom is dead, she can't tell me Im a writer.
And yes, I am, funnily enough I am a literary student at the University of Adelaide Senior College. But I like writing these cheap short stories because it raises a cheap laugh and gives the members of this board something to read.
If you want intelligent literature or amazing fiction perhaps read a published author. Or in fact, go do something useful and write yourself, perhaps you may be a better critic of fiction or even a journalist.
Im an Australian, I make fun of everyone, and as you read above, myself as well. If you can't laugh. Your in the wrong game and the wrong environment.
Oh and if you don't wanna be in it? Tough, because your a character HERE. Its not your real name so its no legal issue, and if you can't take getting made fun of? then you don't have many stones to throw in the immaturity department.
With kind regards... FOAD.
Pacman
Now that's writing. :aok
Oh I can laugh, I just don't get a laugh out of your stuff. It hasn't been for a lack of trying. I've read all your stuff and it just isnt funny (to me). You do seem to have a following so maybe my sense of humor isnt tuned in to your wave length. Sorry I just can't fawn all over what you write like some. Then again you said it yourself. If you don't like it you're in the wrong enviroment that goes both ways. If you're going to write you're going to have fans and critics. As far as a leagal issue you're right there is no legal issue. I never said there were any. I never said you needed to keep me out of your stuff I just said if you hadn't mentioned me I wouldn't have given my opinion. One good fart deserves another doesnt it? :D However there are forum rules and people don't have to be mentioned in your literary efforts if they choose not to be. You might remember that in case you do piss somebody off one day. Seriously I hope you do keep writing I wish you success at it and I hope one day I get it. Right now its crap in my opinion, but then again that's my opinion. As far as FOAD... That won't work for me. I get as far as the F and have so much fun I never make it to the OAD. ;)
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Shifty
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I have no emotional attachment to the story whatsoever but your reply to it was completely and utterly emo, and over the top. A cartoon pilot in a fictional story in a game gets you hot and bothered enough be a jack hole and say somthing like you did instead of simply sayg "I dont liek thislease edit me out" tells me that puilling your tail will be easy and well worth the time as you are a complete jackhole and I can make that judgment because I am a jackhole aswell and as such I am exactly the person that needs to call you out when you go above the bar in you jackholery. That or your a troll and dont like being calle dout for being such a jackhole becaus etrolling is jackholery at its finest.
:lol
Jebus and that was after editing... Is it the cocktail hour there?
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:lol
Jebus and that was after editing... Is it the cocktail hour there?
No im on hour 12 of 14 of near continuos TYPING :O, and the window shrunken dow when I can read a thread on the sly but a resonse I cannot see so I edit after posting but still its iffy. Can we make up a fictional pilot of a cartoon plane in a made up game on the computer and talk about him? Call him Swiffy or some such/
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No im on hour 12 of 14 of near continuos TYPING :O, and the window shrunken dow when I can read a thread on the sly but a resonse I cannot see so I edit after posting but still its iffy. Can we make up a fictional pilot of a cartoon plane in a made up game on the computer and talk about him? Call him Swiffy or some such/
14 hours... Ugh, just saying if it was me I'd declare it cocktail hour anyway and take a break. :aok
If I get called Swiify this evening, thats a turn for the better IMO. :D
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yeah, on top of that I usually on take a singe 30 min break but I go goof around every 45 mins or so. If I was foing physicall manual labor it wouldnt be so bad but sitting in the same spot using the same 38(ish) keys to type things in gets a little monotonous. Forget the cocktail I just wanna go home and take my work shoes off.I hate whe I forget my "desk slippers" Maybe I'll sneak into the server room and take a nap.
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SHUT UP AND ENJOY THE HUMOUR.
I'm done.
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yeah, on top of that I usually on take a singe 30 min break but I go goof around every 45 mins or so. If I was foing physicall manual labor it wouldnt be so bad but sitting in the same spot using the same 38(ish) keys to type things in gets a little monotonous. Forget the cocktail I just wanna go home and take my work shoes off.I hate whe I forget my "desk slippers" Maybe I'll sneak into the server room and take a nap.
LOL I'm trying to write the Objectives for Frame -3 of the FSO after digging ditches all day I'm wanting to hit the sack as well. I'm about done though.. As long as I didn't get everyones assignments backwards because I was purse fighting in the AVA forums. :uhoh
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I'm done.
^ Technical Foul
you know those claims supposed to go in the General Discussion forum under their own "I'm done." thread
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I was purse fighting in the AVA forums. :uhoh
Its a Satchel dammit!
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LOL I'm trying to write the Objectives for Frame -3 of the FSO after digging ditches all day I'm wanting to hit the sack as well. I'm about done though.. As long as I didn't get everyones assignments backwards because I was purse fighting in the AVA forums. :uhoh
Im done with those working outside days. I'm way too fat and lazy for that.
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Its a Satchel dammit!
And it's European.
Im done with those working outside days. I'm way too fat and lazy for that.
I got the opposite. Had a nice cozy technical writing job. Then the big layoff, now I work on a phone company's construction crew. I'm old fat and have no choice but to work outside. That's okay though at my what doesn't kill me only makes me more worn out.
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And it's European.
I got the opposite. Had a nice cozy technical writing job. Then the big layoff, now I work on a phone company's construction crew. I'm old fat and have no choice but to work outside. That's okay though at my what doesn't kill me only makes me more worn out.
Yeah, I do miss it sometimes tho when its low 80s and nice outside, plus being the only guy in my area I take the blame for everything! Someone has a fight with the hubby before work Im gonna get it from all of them.
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Someone has a fight with the hubby before work Im gonna get it from all of them.
:lol
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Be careful guys.....Shifty keeps horseshoes in his purse. :devil
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Be careful guys.....Shifty keeps horseshoes in his purse. :devil
We already decided its a Satchel!
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/8/2/6304decf-c8bd-43e6-8c79-f9ea189f9ee7.jpg)
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Nathan don't take your eyes off your purse,, err satchel when Branch is in the room.
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does it have "80 tousan darra" in it?
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See Rule #4
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I have no emotional attachment to the story whatsoever but your reply to it was completely and utterly emo, and over the top. A cartoon pilot in a fictional story in a game gets you hot and bothered enough be a jack hole and say somthing like you did instead of simply sayg "I dont liek thislease edit me out" tells me that puilling your tail will be easy and well worth the time as you are a complete jackhole and I can make that judgment because I am a jackhole aswell and as such I am exactly the person that needs to call you out when you go above the bar in you jackholery. That or your a troll and dont like being calle dout for being such a jackhole becaus etrolling is jackholery at its finest.
ya know....i wasn't gonna jump in here........
you originally told shifty he could've ignored it. all he did was give his opinion. nothing wrong with that. you could have ignored his opinion, and this wouldn't be going on right now.
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ya know....i wasn't gonna jump in here........
you originally told shifty he could've ignored it. all he did was give his opinion. nothing wrong with that. you could have ignored his opinion, and this wouldn't be going on right now.
Where you on a cruise or something that was like 3 days ago. Me and Shifty were cool after like a 1 to 2 post purs.....satchel fight.
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Where you on a cruise or something that was like 3 days ago. Me and Shifty were cool after like a 1 to 2 post purs.....satchel fight.
I the op, then wasn't back to this thread till this morning, while hanging on hold waiting for a parts quote. read the stuff going on, and was kinda surprised it took that turn.
disregard then.
hopefully you two weren't throwing the expensive purses. :noid
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I the op, then wasn't back to this thread till this morning, while hanging on hold waiting for a parts quote. read the stuff going on, and was kinda surprised it took that turn.
disregard then.
hopefully you two weren't throwing the expensive purses. :noid
Not Purses Satchel(see page 2 pretty funny)
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(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/public/EKUE9ZXbGqttlbtBNO26hS37aDf8U_aMmLw5aE4aygW1dX3kf4Y0OHgfvcvdq_Gq8XfPwuLN1PIagHPUeHpcpNjWTAeWfoNdKs5xI8o_nYf7PNP3Kc9NNuvib1FUr4oGsqkPeByucpqE8Zf6DqzrrHPSWpBkEVyIBOjmIcKDDO-aAhvpkgp1h2qJ7OVs7Me2PLCuBmqj7nRpagd0SpMklppRRNg0PXsfaVRWNgeC1QmiBTwzYpc0-1hU5zoUgqlcrIRJYCff=s220-c)
easier to fill with bricks!
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I'm starting to smell a GROUP HUG here! C'mon guys, arms up and gather round... :D
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Not Purses Satchel(see page 2 pretty funny)
satchel, purse.....same thing. :devil
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I'm starting to smell a GROUP HUG here! C'mon guys, arms up and gather round... :D
See!?!?!! This is what is killing off the AvA! Not the icons/no icons issue or the limited planesets; no it's this touchy feely vibe. Camaraderie is destroying this arena and these forum boards! Recommence the purs...uh, satchel fight immediately if not sooner!!!! :devil
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<---------------Smacks Tmetal with a purse!
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<----*starts swinging back with a satchel* I'll show you the difference between a purse and a satchel!! :ahand
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perhaps this could be the next setup/////// :noid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMqSmiC_xHg
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Purse or Satchel dont matter as long as its euopean.
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I think the old gal in the blue corner is landing more punches.
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I think the old gal in the blue corner is landing more punches.
Lol. She has a good block with that left arm! :lol
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CAP :rofl
:salute