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Title: Chuck Norris
Post by: chaser on December 21, 2011, 03:51:11 PM: I hate this idea that Chuck Norris has super-
human powers. He's an actor, people, not a
god. In fact, if he really is special, I dare
him to magically appear in my house right
now, sneak up behind me, and slam my face
into my own keyboaryugjcfhbj enec c2
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: skorpion on December 21, 2011, 03:55:22 PM: :rofl
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: jeep00 on December 21, 2011, 03:57:09 PM: :noid
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: Wildcat1 on December 21, 2011, 04:23:53 PM: RIP, chaser :angel:
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: Dago on December 21, 2011, 04:38:12 PM: Blasphemy if I ever heard it.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: DMVIAGRA on December 21, 2011, 04:50:45 PM: "Even though I walk through the valley of death, I shall fear no evil". :angel: :salute
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: B-17 on December 21, 2011, 04:51:47 PM: "For I am at 85,000 feet and climbing."

:D
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: Tango on December 21, 2011, 04:53:05 PM: Quote from: chaser on December 21, 2011, 03:51:11 PM
I hate this idea that Chuck Norris has super-
human powers. He's an actor, people, not a
god. In fact, if he really is special, I dare
him to magically appear in my house right
now, sneak up behind me, and slam my face
into my own keyboaryugjcfhbj enec c2

Haven't seen Chaser post again. I guess he got Chuck-ized. :lol
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: mentalguy on December 21, 2011, 07:10:03 PM: Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin he built with his bare hands.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: chaser on December 21, 2011, 07:47:03 PM: Weird... I just woke up at my PC laying on a bloddy keyboard with a massive headache...
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: PR3D4TOR on December 21, 2011, 07:55:48 PM: Don't bring your personal grievances to the forum guys. PM him.

gmail@chucknorris.com
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: skorpion on December 21, 2011, 07:57:23 PM: Quote from: chaser on December 21, 2011, 07:47:03 PM
Weird... I just woke up at my PC laying on a bloddy keyboard with a massive headache...
Chuck Norris has allowed you to live, just like the rest of the world...
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: 68ZooM on December 21, 2011, 08:11:07 PM: Quote from: mentalguy on December 21, 2011, 07:10:03 PM
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin he built with his bare hands. from his mothers womb.

Fixed
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: chaser on December 21, 2011, 08:24:13 PM: I was reading about Chuck Norris on Wiki the other day (yes i know... It's wiki) and apparently he was born less thatn 40 miles from the town I grew up in and he lived there untill he was 16.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: SilverZ06 on December 21, 2011, 08:53:43 PM: Quote from: PR3D4TOR on December 21, 2011, 07:55:48 PM
Don't bring your personal grievances to the forum guys. PM him.

gmail@chucknorris.com
:rofl I see what you did there
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: bigsky on December 22, 2011, 07:05:42 AM: :noid
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: AHTbolt on December 22, 2011, 08:40:42 AM: When Chuck Norris runs from west to east the earths rotation slows by a third.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: Plawranc on December 22, 2011, 09:43:44 PM: they once named a street after chuck norris.... they had to change it, no one can cross chuck norris and live.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: grizz441 on December 22, 2011, 09:45:14 PM: Quote from: chaser on December 21, 2011, 08:24:13 PM
I was reading about Chuck Norris on Wiki the other day (yes i know... It's wiki) and apparently he was born less thatn 40 miles from the town I grew up in and he lived there untill he was 16.

That's almost resume worthy.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: skorpion on December 22, 2011, 10:01:31 PM: Chuck Norris can believe its not butter.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: 68ZooM on December 22, 2011, 10:16:38 PM: Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: 68ZooM on December 22, 2011, 10:41:51 PM: Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: fbEagle on December 22, 2011, 11:09:00 PM: :huh another chuck norris thread?? Allrriigghhhttt......

(http://s1.static.gotsmile.net/images/2011/06/30/chucknorris1_13094554434.jpg)
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: BaDkaRmA158Th on December 23, 2011, 01:00:52 AM: Quote from: fbEagle on December 22, 2011, 11:09:00 PM
:huh another chuck norris thread?? Allrriigghhhttt......

(http://s1.static.gotsmile.net/images/2011/06/30/chucknorris1_13094554434.jpg)

hahahahaha :aok
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: deSelys on December 23, 2011, 06:12:52 AM: Quote from: PR3D4TOR on December 21, 2011, 07:55:48 PM
Don't bring your personal grievances to the forum guys. PM him.

gmail@chucknorris.com

:rofl
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: B4Buster on December 23, 2011, 07:39:50 AM: Ghosts sit around the campfire telling Chuck Norris stories
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: ebfd11 on December 23, 2011, 10:42:25 AM: OK I might as well post it here...

World Of Warcraft vid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKaIlT_lK1s

"There are 100,000 player on World of Warcraft, because Chuck Norris allows them to live"

*Don't quote me on that
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: 2ADoc on December 23, 2011, 09:23:04 PM: It was the bermuda square till Chuck kicked a corner off.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: EskimoJoe on December 23, 2011, 09:27:20 PM: Quote from: ebfd11 on December 23, 2011, 10:42:25 AM
OK I might as well post it here...

World Of Warcraft vid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKaIlT_lK1s

"There are 100,000 player on World of Warcraft, because Chuck Norris allows them to live"

*Don't quote me on that

*over 10 million
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: RTR on December 23, 2011, 09:29:35 PM: When the Boogie-Man goes to bed he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: 2ADoc on December 23, 2011, 09:32:49 PM: Chuck can ride a wheelie on a unicycle.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: skorpion on December 23, 2011, 09:36:15 PM: Chuck Norris has a house in the Atlantic Ocean, we call this the Bermuda Triangle, he does not like visitors.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: Wildcat1 on December 23, 2011, 09:45:16 PM: His poo is considered currency in Argentina
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: SoonerMP on December 23, 2011, 09:48:12 PM: Chuck Norris once visited The Virgin Islands.... now they are just called The Islands.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: RTR on December 23, 2011, 10:07:26 PM: Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: skorpion on December 23, 2011, 10:58:18 PM: Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people.

Then it went off.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: skribetm on December 24, 2011, 07:22:55 AM: chuck norris is in the new expendables2; http://youtu.be/7rkdTcQLwZ4 (http://youtu.be/7rkdTcQLwZ4)
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: eagl on December 24, 2011, 07:24:43 AM: Quote from: mentalguy on December 21, 2011, 07:10:03 PM
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin he built with his bare hands.

He started with a handful of seeds and after a couple of roundhouse kicks to noncompliant saplings, the trees grew together in the shape of a log cabin.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: clerick on December 24, 2011, 07:34:02 AM: Chuck Norris can divide by zero...
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: eagl on December 24, 2011, 07:54:49 AM: When Chuck Norris asks for takeoff clearance, aircraft on final hold short.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: fbEagle on December 24, 2011, 10:05:28 AM: Quote
When Chuck Norris asks for takeoff clearance, aircraft on final hold short.

:rofl :aok

Quote
Chuck Norris can divide by zero...

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/demotivational-posters-chuck-norris.jpg)
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: B-17 on December 24, 2011, 12:45:27 PM: I love those calculators!
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: camnite on December 24, 2011, 12:46:23 PM: Quote from: skribetm on December 24, 2011, 07:22:55 AM
chuck norris is in the new expendables2; http://youtu.be/7rkdTcQLwZ4 (http://youtu.be/7rkdTcQLwZ4)
my screen shorted out at 43 seconds
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: TinmanX on December 24, 2011, 02:33:25 PM: Chuck Norris once garotted a man with a cordless phone.
However, Chuck Norris wears Cheech underpants.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: B-17 on December 24, 2011, 02:38:09 PM: Chuck Norris kicked a McDonald's so hard, tit turned into a Wendy's
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: Tupac on December 24, 2011, 02:41:05 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzrWiH4PwPA
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: TinmanX on December 24, 2011, 03:02:52 PM: Quote from: B-17 on December 24, 2011, 02:38:09 PM
Chuck Norris kicked a McDonald's so hard, tit turned into a Wendy's
I'd rather have the tit.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: Vudu15 on December 25, 2011, 05:05:27 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvmEZiIX3Yg&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvmEZiIX3Yg&feature=related)

I think thisll do it. :t

and of course what could be better than the man himself reading his own facts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYLvdLWkhk8&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYLvdLWkhk8&feature=related)
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: ebfd11 on December 25, 2011, 06:48:18 PM: Teh boogy man is scared of seeing Chuck Norris.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: B-17 on December 25, 2011, 09:40:12 PM: Quote from: TinmanX on December 24, 2011, 03:02:52 PM
I'd rather have the tit.
it*
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: Changeup on December 26, 2011, 11:33:45 AM: (http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac300/Changeup1/34.jpg)
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: clerick on December 26, 2011, 11:45:16 AM: I can only hope to look that good when I'm 72 :old:
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: rpm on December 27, 2011, 04:44:33 AM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=db2sD4P_Ieg
Chuck Norris returns in 2012! :cheers:
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: Penguin on December 27, 2011, 12:41:10 PM: Doggonit! They spoiled the ending by putting Chuck Norris in the cast!

-Penguin
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: Rob52240 on December 27, 2011, 01:31:42 PM: Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: Tyrannis on December 28, 2011, 12:24:31 PM: (http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f385/xxREXxx_01/Chuck-Norris-Beat-Hitler-610x603.jpg)
:noid
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: Dichotomy on December 28, 2011, 02:38:46 PM: THIS IS HERESY

http://attuworld.com/fun/mr-t-is-better-than-chuck-norris.html
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: clerick on December 28, 2011, 06:33:21 PM: Quote from: Tyrannis on December 28, 2011, 12:24:31 PM
[img]
:noid

Born March 10, 1940...

When 71 years old you reach, look as good you will not!
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: DaCoon on December 29, 2011, 07:10:44 AM: Quote from: clerick on December 28, 2011, 06:33:21 PM
Born March 10, 1940...

OH NO!!!!!! Now I have to change my birthday. Chuck might not like me being born on March 10 also.....
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: guncrasher on December 30, 2011, 01:41:00 AM: chuck norris once stabbed a knife with a human being :rofl :rofl :rofl.

chuck norris has a gmail account. it is gmail@chucknorris.com :rofl :rofl :rofl

semp
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: B-17 on December 30, 2011, 01:44:58 AM: Only once, huh?

:O

Skyrim used to be a pretty good game. Then it took a Chuck Norris to the knee.