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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Daddkev on January 11, 2012, 11:08:17 AM
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:noid :noid Bathroom breaks take half the time! :aok :O :cheers:
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Less clothes to buy :aok
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I fly better............
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I fly better............
I thought that was just a given...
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Everyone will finally be able to see my good side.
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All over tan
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you can accurately gauge the temperature.....
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EPIC Thread :rofl :rofl :rofl
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girls could instantly know if you 'like' them...
thread closed
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Fashion "reality" shows would be a thing of the past.
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"Fresh air is good for The Boys!" ;)
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Whew........leather seat is COLD at first! :o
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Although, it would make concealed carry a pain in the ass. :O
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No zippers to get "anything" caught in.
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Cold....wish I had my foreskin back :furious
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easier to quickly measure things that are roughly a foot long...
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easier to quickly measure things that are roughly a foot long...
rough x 2 = 1 foot? :D
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rough x 2 = 1 foot? :D
hey, if you have to measure twice, there is no shame in that. :neener:
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nobody takes your chair
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Start accidentally droppin' cigarette cherries in some nether region while you are driving or playing the game in some dogfight and then come back and report.
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You can tell if women are faking auntie flow.
Semp
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Start accidentally droppin' cigarette cherries in some nether region while you are driving or playing the game in some dogfight and then come back and report.
I routinely stub out cigarettes on my Johnson.
I also masturbate with a cheese-grater.
The wife appreciates it for the texture the scars provide...
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Only us tough guys will be able to eat bacon . More for us !
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(http://i794.photobucket.com/albums/yy225/graffeos3/BaconMug.jpg)
or whatever..... :devil
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This thread is a absolute disgrace and you should be all ashamed of yourselves!
Anyone been a nudist colony? :)
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This thread is a absolute disgrace and you should be all ashamed of yourselves!
Anyone been a nudist colony? :)
No, but I played one on TV. :D
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We have a nudist camp down here called The Beaver Resort :cheers:
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I have a leather chair, so after a couple hrs I'd need a spatula to remove "myself"
OTOH, if I cut a big hole in it and stick a bucket underneath...
I won't have to get up all evening!
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I have a leather chair, so after a couple hrs I'd need a spatula to remove "myself"
OTOH, if I cut a big hole in it and stick a bucket underneath...
I won't have to get up all evening!
I'll send you my plans :)
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:noid :noid Bathroom breaks take half the time! :aok :O :cheers:
Just cut a hole in your chair :aok
That's what I hear Wurzel does :neener:
:cheers: Oz
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:noid My neighbors arent rushing over to eat BBQ :banana: :neener: :banana:
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I routinely stub out cigarettes on my Johnson.
I also masturbate with a cheese-grater.
The wife appreciates it for the texture the scars provide...
I have an extra wire brush I am going to send you.
Pick it up under your name at the General Delivery window at the Philly Main Post Office.
PS Happy Birthday
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Gives new meaning to:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIwwh3qjYRw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIwwh3qjYRw)
:rock
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My wife would leave me alone... :banana:
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Bedding the lady, no interruptions :devil
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no one notices your drunk :cheers:
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you can accurately gauge the temperature.....
yeah u can stay kool-evan when u get heated at game or player
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Although, it would make concealed carry a pain in the ass. :O
depending on size of gun u could carry in there
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dadkev might start the first ever naked squad :x
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:noid :noid We are " The Naked Avengers"!!!! :banana: :salute :cheers:
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:noid :noid We are " The Naked Avengers"!!!! :banana: :salute :cheers:
with such a small caliber weapon how do you actually plan on doing any avenging?
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Who's joystick is the best? :joystick:
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Ever see a bunny wear clothes? :bolt:
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.....You can breeze through Airport Security... :banana:...
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.....You can breeze through Airport Security... :banana:...
and enjoy a breeze more than most :bolt:
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with such a small caliber weapon how do you actually plan on doing any avenging?
His may be short but it sure is skinny! :O :rofl :rofl :rofl :O
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Saves weight while flying.
No more stopping to tie your shoes.
Much less laundry to do.
People are less likely to violate your personal space.
Your AC bill would probably go down, but the heating bill would probably go up.
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You can decide before buying dinner if she's worth taking home or not. :aok
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1. It keeps the inlaws away. 2. It keeps door to door salesmen away. 3. It keeps the wifeack away when your furballing.
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:O :O Did you say "Furballing"? Ulch!!!!! :O :O
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You take piece of fur and wrap it around your...oh never mind.
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You take piece of fur and wrap it around your...oh never mind.
?
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:noid :rock :rock Shave it!!!!!!! :x :x :x
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:noid :rock :rock Shave it!!!!!!! :x :x :x
wouldn't that be non-furballing? :devil
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you can tell if she likes you for your body, your toes or the size of your wallet.
semp
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:noid :rock :rock Shave it!!!!!!! :x :x :x
You would boom n zoom!
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Just.... wow.... at this thread thriving in the General Forum when not even the one on the F-35 got to make it. :rofl :lol :aok One now has to wonder what the dress code is over at HTC's office....
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:noid :banana: :banana: I hope they are all Naked!!!! :pray :O :aok
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Just.... wow.... at this thread thriving in the General Forum when not even the one on the F-35 got to make it. :rofl :lol :aok One now has to wonder what the dress code is over at HTC's office....
:noid :banana: :banana: I hope they are all Naked!!!! :pray :O :aok
Oh, no. It can't be. Skuzzy would have more things than the server cables to trip over. :devil :O :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :O :devil
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I think he's afraid to touch this thread.
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:noid Seems like Porky is Naked from the waist down! :rofl :rofl :rofl And we still cant see it! :O
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:O :O Dang....you cant see mine either. Look at my Avatar! :cry :cry :cry
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:O :O Dang....you cant see mine either. Look at my Avatar! :cry :cry :cry
Daddkev I'm naked too, however during a fight i got a splinter from my wooden desk and crashed!
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I could steal all your wiminz! :banana:
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Daddkev I'm naked too, however during a fight i got a splinter from my wooden desk and crashed!
Which joystick were you using :bolt:
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I could steal all your wiminz! :banana:
D&%K!!
BY HIS D%$K!!
You Can Tell an Airborne Ranger by his D*$K!!!!
BY HIS D%&K!!
'Cuase it's 8 inches thick and its always in a chick. You can tell and Airborne Ranger by his d*&k.
BY His D&%K!!
Hooah! :devil
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D&%K!!
BY HIS D%$K!!
You Can Tell an Airborne Ranger by his D*$K!!!!
BY HIS D%&K!!
'Cuase it's 8 inches thick and its always in a chick. You can tell and Airborne Ranger by his d*&k.
BY His D&%K!!
Hooah! :devil
And it's no longer funny WTG :salute
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And it's no longer funny WTG :salute
It is when you are bellowing that cadence at o' dark-thirty with 70-some pairs of boots singing it with you.
Guess it's a location joke, as in you had to be there.
I'm sure USRanger gets the humor.
:salute
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It is when you are bellowing that cadence at o' dark-thirty with 70-some pairs of boots singing it with you.
Guess it's a location joke, as in you had to be there.
I'm sure USRanger gets the humor.
:salute
I get it, I laughed.
:salute
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For me being Naked is a form of pest control, It scares the rats away. I have never see a single rat in my house so it must work lol.
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:noid I have a possum that stares at me from the window...he must be, well you know...Horny!!!! :rofl
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@ Bear.... Ewwwww!!
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Which joystick were you using :bolt:
I use a mouse(Mice!!)
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I use a mouse(Mice!!)
well I wasn't asking the size...... ;)
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:rofl :rofl :rofl :banana: :banana: :rofl :rofl :rofl
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It is when you are bellowing that cadence at o' dark-thirty with 70-some pairs of boots singing it with you.
Guess it's a location joke, as in you had to be there.
I'm sure USRanger gets the humor.
:salute
Oh, well you never mentioned that part :rofl
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You can tell a girl's real gender first time you meet.
Semp
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grabbing the wrong joystick at times :O
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grabbing the wrong joystick at times :O
Particularly when flying with a wingman... :noid
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winters up north would be a real biotch :noid.
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winters up north would be a real biotch :noid.
Well this is more of an indoor activity here up north, like inside a house, a church, a school...etc.
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would be a bad idea if you were in church and saw a young woman passing by. instant hell ticket :uhoh.
semp
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would be a bad idea if you were in church and saw a young woman passing by. instant hell ticket :uhoh.
semp
Naw, just look her in the eye and tell her it's god's way of letting her know she's attractive :aok
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Naw, just look her in the eye and tell her it's god's way of letting her know she's attractive :aok
MK you soooooo just bought yourself another acre in hell!!!!
:rofl :rofl :rofl
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You can tell a girl's real gender first time you meet.
Semp
You're on a roll in this thread :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Everyone knows you're invisible when you're nekkid. :rolleyes:
http://youtu.be/vIpOelrReAQ
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Everyone knows you're invisible when you're nekkid. :rolleyes:
http://youtu.be/vIpOelrReAQ
I was waiting for someone to post this LOL
Why can't we just run around naked and eat each other?
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:noid :noid Bathroom breaks take half the time! :aok :O :cheers:
I can let a wet fart go and not soil my underwear!
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I can let a wet fart go and not soil my underwear!
But you will soil the chair...that will linger....forever
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Naw, just look her in the eye and tell her it's god's way of letting her know she's attractive :aok
Thought of another advantage of being naked, the woman will be so shocked at seeing you naked, that she won't remember to slap you for your 'attentions'.
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This thread is just.....
Naked, I guess.
:joystick:
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is it bad that half of Daddkev's posts are about being or flying naked? :rofl
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is it bad that half of Daddkev's posts are about being or flying naked? :rofl
Do you think he is the only one that is, or flies, naked? :devil
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ok somebody put superglue in the vaseline... Anybody know a good noodle surgeon?
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Do you think he is the only one that is, or flies, naked? :devil
no but until he came out of the proverbial closet he had less than 100 posts :ahand
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is it bad that half of Daddkev's posts are about being or flying naked? :rofl
The other half is actually what he chooses to wear.... "SCARY" and "Ewwww" combined...
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Daddkev got caught using the wrong joystick in the races last night..
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no but until he came out of the proverbial closet he had less than 100 posts :ahand
True... :noid
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Thought of another advantage of being naked, the woman will be so shocked at seeing you naked, that she won't remember to slap you for your 'attentions'.
What you got aint shocking anyone kid :bolt:
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The other half is actually what he chooses to wear.... "SCARY" and "Ewwww" combined...
hmmmmm maybe he is "trolling" 4 a date :D
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Daddkev got caught using the wrong joystick in the races last night..
Doesn't that gooey stuff mess up your hat control?
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Doesn't that gooey stuff mess up your hat control?
No, it never knocks my baseball cap off :D :D :D :D
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I'm not supposed to get totally naked except at certain times... bathing and such. Being an underwear model takes away so many freedoms. :neener:
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I'm not supposed to get totally naked except at certain times... bathing and such. Being an underwear model takes away so many freedoms. :neener:
i didnt know that GRRanimals were still being advertized......arent you a little old now to be modeling for the toddler line????
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:x I had AquaMan underoos! :O :x :O
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:x I had AquaMan underoos! :O :x :O
With the special "snorkel" pouch?
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:O :O You had some to....I new it!!! :cheers: :x
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is everyone here telling the naked truth? :O :old:
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I can think of quite a few advantages of being naked, but after testing it I found some drawbacks also..
Now I am all out of sugar because the girl next door was here 5 times a day to borrow sugar.. When I said I was all out she came back with a cup to borrow milk?! :huh
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i didnt know that GRRanimals were still being advertized......arent you a little old now to be modeling for the toddler line????
No no no.... I have a contract with Depends now. Oddly NASA also pays me a nice sum.
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Oddly NASA also pays me a nice sum.
I'd heard they were looking for models to assist in the design of much smaller, less awe inspiring rockets.
Congrats :cheers:
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:O :O Hahahahaha That was a good one! :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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:rock Yes...my post got 100+ responses! :neener: :x :cheers: :D :aok
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And how many of them were yours? :bhead :ahand :bhead
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When you scratch, doggonit, you scratch!
-Penguin
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I wouldn't need a pen no more...
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I wouldn't need a pen no more...
:lol
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They can see how scared you are.
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I wouldn't need a pen no more...
The pen is mightier than the sword... :D
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ok somebody put superglue in the vaseline... Anybody know a good noodle surgeon?
Acetone works great for getting stuck fingers from superglue, unstuck. Acetone can be purchased from a paint dealer. I always have a quart of it handy. Do not use it near open flame and best outside. As to being naked outside? Ever been a hippie? Ah, the 60's...
Acetone on your privates might get your attention.
Ask any ER nurse about this mishap, be it accidental or deliberate. I knew a guy's girlfriend that did this to him to get revenge while he was sleeping. My nurse friend thought it was hilarious.
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umm...being naked
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The pen is mightier than the sword... :D
Until it gets cut off with a sword :cry
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No one in south Texas with leather car seats would have hemorrhoids, or at least they would be cardorized the first time they sat down after going to Target, or Walmart.