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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Ripsnort on September 17, 2013, 04:31:24 PM
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Do you like vanilla? How about 'natural' flavorings?
Beaver Anal Secretions a Vanilla Substitute in Some Foods
http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/news/beaver-anal-secretions-vanilla-substitute-some-foo/nZy6P/
:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
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Must be the source for chocolate (fudge) substitute also
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Must be the source for chocolate (fudge) substitute also
:rofl
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Announcing 'Beaver Butt Ice Cream.'
(http://images1.friendseat.com/2011/05/vanilla-ice-cream1.jpg)
Comes in vanilla, vanilla and vanilla.
(http://www.greenmoxie.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/Beaver-Butt.png)
(http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/35d/f73/1d9/resized/beaver-butt-meme-generator-who-would-have-guessed-my-butt-tastes-like-vanilla-a436ad.jpeg?1360627106.jpg)
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LMAO Arlo! :rofl :aok
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:rofl Oh god.
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So imitation vanilla beans are in reality..............
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They make a deep fried dough treat shaped like a Beaver Tail at a ski resort we went to in Ontario that the kids loved. That's what they called 'em "Beaver tails". They should dip the narrow end in vanilla.
...and thanks Canada for another great contribution to mankind! :aok
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(http://www.seriouseats.com/images/20090218-beavertails.jpg)
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None of the beaver I've eaten tasted like vanlilla.
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(http://cdn3b.adultempire.org/products/91/1515991_1h.jpg)
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Do you like vanilla? How about 'natural' flavorings?
Beaver Anal Secretions a Vanilla Substitute in Some Foods
http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/news/beaver-anal-secretions-vanilla-substitute-some-foo/nZy6P/
:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
I used to do a fair amount of beaver trapping, and I can't say that I'm too surprised. While doing my skinning, I used to remove the anal and castor glands to use for making my own attractant/bait, and although I wouldn't say it smelled exactly like vanilla it wasn't that far off either...
Kind of like the way a certain potency of skunk essence smells almost exactly like shredded wheat cereal, I imagine a slight amount of beaver gland would make a decent vanilla substitute. Heck, skunk essence used to be used to make perfume...
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Y'Know at the grocery store we work at there's this small section in produce that has cotton candy flavored grapes and the first ingredient listed is beaver anal secretions.
First of all who decided to taste beaver anal secretions? That's what i'd like to know.
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First of all who decided to taste beaver anal secretions? That's what i'd like to know.
Oh yea... Act all innocent, like you've never tried it...
Yea, right... :rolleyes:
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The worrying thing is what he tasted before settling on the beaver butt.
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The worrying thing is what he tasted before settling on the beaver butt.
Science is demanding.
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Y'Know at the grocery store we work at there's this small section in produce that has cotton candy flavored grapes and the first ingredient listed is beaver anal secretions.
First of all who decided to taste beaver anal secretions? That's what i'd like to know.
:rofl :aok
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I shiver at the thought. :o
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i heard rumor that Arlo looooves it... :rofl (goofy texicans will eat anything)
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Fingerlicking good! :old:
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i heard rumor that Arlo looooves it... :rofl (goofy texicans will eat anything)
Sprinkle cinnamon, lavender and pumpkin spice on a beaver's butt and you may go wild, too. ;)
http://www.29secrets.com/beauty/womens-fragrances-men-and-ones-they-hate
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Oh yea... Act all innocent, like you've never tried it...
Yea, right... :rolleyes:
Shhh, Quiet. Don't let anyone know.
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None of the beaver I've eaten tasted like vanlilla.
You are aware that you are allowed to add flavours, and even get complimented on your open mindedness for doing so?
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Believe it or not.. ironically I was eating a rootbeer float (with vanilla icecream of course). When I read this.
:lol
Tinkles
<<S>>
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Somebody should go to a starbucks and wait till somebody wants a shot of vanilla. Then be all like "EWWWW you know where vanilla flavoring comes from???"
:rofl
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I sent the article to a few coworkers. Then I later sent a note saying I had just gotten a French Vanilla hot drink out of the machine at the gas station...and only found a "couple" of hairs in it. Then I sent a follow up with the pic Arlo posted of the beaver embedded in the email. This thread provided some excellent entertainment for me yesterday. :aok
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And chocolate is choc full of cockroach parts.
http://www.nbcnews.com/health/chocolate-allergies-linked-cockroach-parts-628784
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Explains why my mother in laws cake icing tastes like arse
I want to meet the guy that found out that beavers butt tastes like vanilla......how did this even happen? What the hell was he doing that lead him to spray beaver anal secretions into his mouth to see what it tasted like? Look ive been pretty hammered in my life, and done some pretty stupid things..I mean things that are known only to me and my maker........but never....ever have i decided to spray a small furry mammals anal secretions into my mouth :lol
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Explains why my mother in laws cake icing tastes like arse
I want to meet the guy that found out that beavers butt tastes like vanilla......how did this even happen? What the hell was he doing that lead him to spray beaver anal secretions into his mouth to see what it tasted like? Look ive been pretty hammered in my life, and done some pretty stupid things..I mean things that are known only to me and my maker........but never....ever have i decided to spray a small furry mammals anal secretions into my mouth :lol
yeah like all the girls you dated were cleanly shaved :D.
semp
semp
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None of the beaver I've eaten tasted like vanlilla.
:rofl :rofl :rofl :bolt: