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Title: Do you like vanilla?
Post by: Ripsnort on September 17, 2013, 04:31:24 PM
Do you like vanilla? How about 'natural' flavorings?

Beaver Anal Secretions a Vanilla Substitute in Some Foods
http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/news/beaver-anal-secretions-vanilla-substitute-some-foo/nZy6P/

 :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
Title: Re: Do you like vanilla?
Post by: Meatwad on September 17, 2013, 04:36:45 PM
Must be the source for chocolate (fudge) substitute also
Title: Re: Do you like vanilla?
Post by: Ripsnort on September 17, 2013, 04:42:25 PM
Must be the source for chocolate (fudge) substitute also
:rofl
Title: Re: Do you like vanilla?
Post by: Arlo on September 17, 2013, 04:48:32 PM
Announcing 'Beaver Butt Ice Cream.'

(http://images1.friendseat.com/2011/05/vanilla-ice-cream1.jpg)

Comes in vanilla, vanilla and vanilla.

(http://www.greenmoxie.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/Beaver-Butt.png)

(http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/35d/f73/1d9/resized/beaver-butt-meme-generator-who-would-have-guessed-my-butt-tastes-like-vanilla-a436ad.jpeg?1360627106.jpg)



Title: Re: Do you like vanilla?
Post by: Ripsnort on September 17, 2013, 04:54:35 PM
LMAO Arlo!  :rofl :aok
Title: Re: Do you like vanilla?
Post by: Plazus on September 17, 2013, 05:16:19 PM
 :rofl Oh god.
Title: Re: Do you like vanilla?
Post by: Meatwad on September 17, 2013, 06:46:28 PM
So imitation vanilla beans are in reality..............
Title: Re: Do you like vanilla?
Post by: Curval on September 17, 2013, 07:16:33 PM
They make a deep fried dough treat shaped like a Beaver Tail at a ski resort we went to in Ontario that the kids loved.  That's what they called 'em "Beaver tails".  They should dip the narrow end in vanilla.

...and thanks Canada for another great contribution to mankind! :aok
Title: Re: Do you like vanilla?
Post by: Arlo on September 17, 2013, 07:24:58 PM
(http://www.seriouseats.com/images/20090218-beavertails.jpg)
Title: Re: Do you like vanilla?
Post by: Vulcan on September 17, 2013, 07:30:38 PM
None of the beaver I've eaten tasted like vanlilla.


Title: Re: Do you like vanilla?
Post by: Arlo on September 17, 2013, 07:33:17 PM
(http://cdn3b.adultempire.org/products/91/1515991_1h.jpg)
Title: Re: Do you like vanilla?
Post by: mtnman on September 17, 2013, 09:17:13 PM
Do you like vanilla? How about 'natural' flavorings?

Beaver Anal Secretions a Vanilla Substitute in Some Foods
http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/news/beaver-anal-secretions-vanilla-substitute-some-foo/nZy6P/

 :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

I used to do a fair amount of beaver trapping, and I can't say that I'm too surprised.  While doing my skinning, I used to remove the anal and castor glands to use for making my own attractant/bait, and although I wouldn't say it smelled exactly like vanilla it wasn't that far off either...

Kind of like the way a certain potency of skunk essence smells almost exactly like shredded wheat cereal, I imagine a slight amount of beaver gland would make a decent vanilla substitute.  Heck, skunk essence used to be used to make perfume...
Title: Re: Do you like vanilla?
Post by: skorpx1 on September 17, 2013, 09:56:15 PM
Y'Know at the grocery store we work at there's this small section in produce that has cotton candy flavored grapes and the first ingredient listed is beaver anal secretions.



First of all who decided to taste beaver anal secretions? That's what i'd like to know.
Title: Re: Do you like vanilla?
Post by: mtnman on September 17, 2013, 10:53:23 PM
First of all who decided to taste beaver anal secretions? That's what i'd like to know.

Oh yea...  Act all innocent, like you've never tried it...

Yea, right... :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Do you like vanilla?
Post by: Scherf on September 17, 2013, 11:23:34 PM
The worrying thing is what he tasted before settling on the beaver butt.
Title: Re: Do you like vanilla?
Post by: Arlo on September 18, 2013, 11:40:45 AM
The worrying thing is what he tasted before settling on the beaver butt.

Science is demanding.
Title: Re: Do you like vanilla?
Post by: JOACH1M on September 18, 2013, 12:10:24 PM
Y'Know at the grocery store we work at there's this small section in produce that has cotton candy flavored grapes and the first ingredient listed is beaver anal secretions.



First of all who decided to taste beaver anal secretions? That's what i'd like to know.
:rofl :aok
Title: Re: Do you like vanilla?
Post by: SEraider on September 18, 2013, 01:47:55 PM
I shiver at the thought.  :o
Title: Re: Do you like vanilla?
Post by: gyrene81 on September 18, 2013, 02:06:40 PM
i heard rumor that Arlo looooves it...  :rofl  (goofy texicans will eat anything)
Title: Re: Do you like vanilla?
Post by: Lusche on September 18, 2013, 03:30:04 PM
Fingerlicking good!  :old:
Title: Re: Do you like vanilla?
Post by: Arlo on September 18, 2013, 03:52:25 PM
i heard rumor that Arlo looooves it...  :rofl  (goofy texicans will eat anything)

Sprinkle cinnamon, lavender and pumpkin spice on a beaver's butt and you may go wild, too.  ;)

http://www.29secrets.com/beauty/womens-fragrances-men-and-ones-they-hate
Title: Re: Do you like vanilla?
Post by: skorpx1 on September 18, 2013, 04:28:01 PM
Oh yea...  Act all innocent, like you've never tried it...

Yea, right... :rolleyes:


Shhh, Quiet. Don't let anyone know.
Title: Re: Do you like vanilla?
Post by: danny76 on September 18, 2013, 05:42:20 PM
None of the beaver I've eaten tasted like vanlilla.




You are aware that you are allowed to add flavours, and even get complimented on your open mindedness for doing so?
Title: Re: Do you like vanilla?
Post by: Tinkles on September 18, 2013, 06:57:40 PM
Believe it or not.. ironically I was eating a rootbeer float (with vanilla icecream of course). When I read this.

 :lol

Tinkles

<<S>>
Title: Re: Do you like vanilla?
Post by: Meatwad on September 18, 2013, 09:32:57 PM
Somebody should go to a starbucks and wait till somebody wants a shot of vanilla. Then be all like "EWWWW you know where vanilla flavoring comes from???"

 :rofl
Title: Re: Do you like vanilla?
Post by: Curval on September 19, 2013, 06:17:03 PM
I sent the article to a few coworkers.  Then I later sent a note saying I had just gotten a French Vanilla hot drink out of the machine at the gas station...and only found a "couple" of hairs in it.  Then I sent a follow up with the pic Arlo posted of the beaver embedded in the email.  This thread provided some excellent entertainment for me yesterday. :aok
Title: Re: Do you like vanilla?
Post by: FLOOB on September 20, 2013, 04:38:47 AM
And chocolate is choc full of cockroach parts.

http://www.nbcnews.com/health/chocolate-allergies-linked-cockroach-parts-628784
Title: Re: Do you like vanilla?
Post by: mbailey on September 20, 2013, 06:05:37 PM
Explains why my mother in laws cake icing tastes like arse


I want to meet the guy that found out that beavers butt tastes like vanilla......how did this even happen? What the hell was he doing that lead him to spray beaver anal secretions into his mouth to see what it tasted like?  Look ive been pretty hammered in my life, and done some pretty stupid things..I mean things that are known only to me and my maker........but never....ever have i decided to spray a small furry mammals anal secretions into my mouth  :lol

Title: Re: Do you like vanilla?
Post by: guncrasher on September 22, 2013, 12:12:34 PM
Explains why my mother in laws cake icing tastes like arse


I want to meet the guy that found out that beavers butt tastes like vanilla......how did this even happen? What the hell was he doing that lead him to spray beaver anal secretions into his mouth to see what it tasted like?  Look ive been pretty hammered in my life, and done some pretty stupid things..I mean things that are known only to me and my maker........but never....ever have i decided to spray a small furry mammals anal secretions into my mouth  :lol



yeah like all the girls you dated were cleanly shaved  :D.



semp



semp
Title: Re: Do you like vanilla?
Post by: flight17 on September 23, 2013, 03:17:38 AM
None of the beaver I've eaten tasted like vanlilla.



:rofl :rofl :rofl :bolt: