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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Brooke on March 16, 2014, 05:34:24 PM
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Along the line of your favorite person to shoot down comes: your favorite death.
Here are a couple of mine.
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I was flying over our airfield that was under attack by a formation of bombers and was hit in the air by a falling bomb and killed.
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I was in a tank trying (in my inept way, since I am not practiced in tanks) to help my fellow countrymen defend against an assault by our dastardly sworn enemies. Hearing tank fire and seeing friendly icons, I drove around to where I thought I might be of some use.
I waited a while, scanning the terrain for enemy tanks and heard the sound of aircraft engines. I looked up, didn't see anything, and went back to scanning the terrain for enemy tanks.
Then I heard the report of a cannon quickly followed by a hit on my tank. An enemy was close! I popped into my command position and hurriedly scanned around, starting from my forward left and proceeding clockwise. Nothing in my forward quarter, still scanning, and another report and hit.
Now, I could see behind me, and there it was: an enemy B-25, on the ground, taxiing toward me and firing its front cannon! For an instant, I froze, flabbergasted by the situation, then started traversing my turret. But after another hit, I was dead.
Nath got me. He had landed his B-25, taxied around some trees up toward the rear of my tank and blasted me.
:rofl
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Killing a tank at spawn with an absolutely world-class long distance shot beyond 6000 yards... :banana:
... and ending up in tower because the tank was a freindly one outside icon range :uhoh
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Wife ack .... nude .... a beer in each hand. :D
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Wife ack .... nude .... a beer in each hand. :D
Like they say. Film or it didn't happen.
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and post teh film :devil
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and post teh film :devil
Ok. You win. Never happens. Oops gotta go. :D
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The one where I jump so badly from the first ping my knee hits my desk, spilling coffee in my lap... While I flail around. Oh hello tower good to see you again so soon. :salute
Where in da fuq did he come from?!??!
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I was flying in B-17's when I came across a CV. The guy in the gun hadn't switched to AA ammo and instead hit me directly in the face with the normal HE shell.
How do I know the shell type?
Tracers.
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Today, took off in B-29's from a 5K field. (Normally no problem) my left drone never "hooked up" with me and my right, and exploded. A little po'd I turned around and tried to land crashed 4ft to the left of the runway with my other 29 off the runway. So I bailed out of my wreak to try to get the 3rd B29 safely on the runway, no dice... As soon as I jumped to the 3rd it fell apart on the hill that it was on so I ditched.
But wait there's more! So I re-uped 29's everything went fine, climbed to 27,000ft (doing wash, moping the floor and such) make it to the bish City, first bomb run I have friendly Lanc's under me ( thinking what are the odds we drop the same row of city buildings I line up and drop to what I be leave will be right next to the row he is dropping on) NOPE! I dropped on his row.
As I extend for another round, a tiffy is right under me, I'm not worried, I start to use short burst at long range and score hits, just to let him know I'm not going to make it easy for him.
THEN BOOM!.....
The power goes out! My PC room, pool table room and washer upstairs all turn off. No breakers are tripped and no other rooms are without power. Surely the tiffy had some easy kills, and/or I got disco-ed. Either way my day/week is done until I can figure out why I have no power to 3 rooms without a breaker tripped.
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Today, took off in B-29's from a 5K field. (Normally no problem) my left drone never "hooked up" with me and my right, and exploded. A little po'd I turned around and tried to land crashed 4ft to the left of the runway with my other 29 off the runway. So I bailed out of my wreak to try to get the 3rd B29 safely on the runway, no dice... As soon as I jumped to the 3rd it fell apart on the hill that it was on so I ditched.
But wait there's more! So I re-uped 29's everything went fine, climbed to 27,000ft (doing wash, moping the floor and such) make it to the bish City, first bomb run I have friendly Lanc's under me ( thinking what are the odds we drop the same row of city buildings I line up and drop to what I be leave will be right next to the row he is dropping on) NOPE! I dropped on his row.
As I extend for another round, a tiffy is right under me, I'm not worried, I start to use short burst at long range and score hits, just to let him know I'm not going to make it easy for him.
THEN BOOM!.....
The power goes out! My PC room, pool table room and washer upstairs all turn off. No breakers are tripped and no other rooms are without power. Surely the tiffy had some easy kills, and/or I got disco-ed. Either way my day/week is done until I can figure out why I have no power to 3 rooms without a breaker tripped.
Aces High 1 - USCH 0
that sounds like a sucky day.
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Aces High 1 - USCH 0
that sounds like a sucky day.
and the sink was pluged in the kitchen too!
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and the sink was pluged in the kitchen too!
well guess the days not over yet. Let me know if anything else bad happens… if I don't hear from you again I'll just assume the worst. :lol
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FSO. Rearming b26s on the runway after a very successful run over an axis field
Sitting there laughing with my squad , having a grand old time planning on going back and hammering that base again. Then it happens.......someone yells " TOWER! TOWER!! TOWER!!!! 262 VULTCHING THE FIELD!!! A second later most of my squad And myself Are in the tower scratching our heads wondering WTF just happened. And Filth is flying away with more scalps than an Indian barber...
The nightmares from that frame have finally stopped and the doctor says after another few years of therapy I should be just fine.....oops gotta run, I'm making a new outfit....now where did I put that lotion and new basket I just bought? :D
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Long time ago in AH1. Late at night a horde was taking Rook base after Rook base unopposed. I grabbed a Spit V (The first Spit V we had, not the second more potent one) and climbed out towards what I thought would be their next target. As I was flying out I said on the global channel "You won't get the next base unopposed!" or some such. I arrived to find that I was correct and there were about eight fighters down there so I dove in. By the time we were in a Luftberry on the deck I'd gotten three of them, but it was clear the end was near as I was out of E and altitude, but then as I come around my circle I just catch a C-47 slipping below the edge of the plateau about 5000 yards away. I surprise them by my sudden break out of the Luftberry as I head for the C-47 with all the speed a Spit V can muster while behind me P-38s and P-51s try to catch up. As I cross the edge of the plateau bullets are already flying around me, but I dip down, roll and turn left towards where I see the C-47 has fled gaining a brief respite from the enemy fire. They can't see which way I went so they have to duplicate my maneuver of determining direction only after they can see over the edge and that buys me enough time to fatally pump the C-47 full of Hispano shells and .303 bullets before the five remaining fighters finally bring me down.
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I am coming to the bottom of a loop. I either got shot, or went too low, don't remember which. I smacked the ground, but I didn't hit it hard enough to go boom. So now I am skidding along the ground, with an enemy plane still shooting at me. The plane catches on fire, I hit a bump and go airborne for a few seconds, before skidding on the ground some more and finally coming to a stop.
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Way, way back on Air Warrior I'm in a turning fight….we're very evenly matched, been fighting a long time. I've pinged him a couple times…he's pinged me a couple times. He makes a good move and gets some more hits on me and I start smelling smoke. I'm thinking oh crap, he hit me hard! WTF!!! SMELL SMOKE??
The motor in the refrigerator had cooked off, had to drop the joystick and start saving the house. :D
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Mine was just a couple weeks ago. One of our bases was under heavy attack, defenders were out numbered 4 to 1. My wingman and I roll in on a group of JU87's. First pass I lite up the lead pretty good. My wingman rolls in and tries to pepper two in one pass and ends up colliding and losing half a wing. As I roll in for another pass I spot a goon low over the water heading for the base. In that instant of looking at the goon the JU87's break and I collide with them as I pass.
Now with half of my port wing gone on my pony I get my plane slowed a bit and under control. It's either try to limp 45-50 miles home, or try for a pass on the goon. :devil I nose down and head for the area I saw the goon in. Finally spot him a couple miles out of town. Now I have everyones attention! 3 or 4 come strait for me and blow the HO shots they go for.... pony flopping around sure does help. I have 3 more diving on me, the HOers are coming around and the goon is making a hard break turn to the right.
I nurse my pony as far to the right as I can with out flipping over, pull the trigger and spray out all I've got. I lite up the goon from nose to tail as I swing by, BOOM! "You have shot down 999000" :O Dudes easy when he doesn't have any guns! Now I'm tree top level no where near max speed in my pony, missing half a wing with half a dozen guys bearing down on me. I think I made it half a mile. LOL!!! It was a GLORIOUS DEATH :)
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Mine was just a couple weeks ago. One of our bases was under heavy attack, defenders were out numbered 4 to 1. My wingman and I roll in on a group of JU87's. First pass I lite up the lead pretty good. My wingman rolls in and tries to pepper two in one pass and ends up colliding and losing half a wing. As I roll in for another pass I spot a goon low over the water heading for the base. In that instant of looking at the goon the JU87's break and I collide with them as I pass.
Now with half of my port wing gone on my pony I get my plane slowed a bit and under control. It's either try to limp 45-50 miles home, or try for a pass on the goon. :devil I nose down and head for the area I saw the goon in. Finally spot him a couple miles out of town. Now I have everyones attention! 3 or 4 come strait for me and blow the HO shots they go for.... pony flopping around sure does help. I have 3 more diving on me, the HOers are coming around and the goon is making a hard break turn to the right.
I nurse my pony as far to the right as I can with out flipping over, pull the trigger and spray out all I've got. I lite up the goon from nose to tail as I swing by, BOOM! "You have shot down 999000" :O Dudes easy when he doesn't have any guns! Now I'm tree top level no where near max speed in my pony, missing half a wing with half a dozen guys bearing down on me. I think I made it half a mile. LOL!!! It was a GLORIOUS DEATH :)
I killed 999000 in an LVT, even had it recorded.. will have to find it. I've killed him in my 88s before while he was in his death star 17s :)
Have both sorties recorded will have to find them sometime.
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I killed 999000 in an LVT, even had it recorded.. will have to find it. I've killed him in my 88s before while he was in his death star 17s :)
Have both sorties recorded will have to find them sometime.
Hiding in the 88 doesn't count. :noid
Nice job getting him with an LVT though. :rofl
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I was flying Ju 88's in the "Operation Husky" scenario (June 2007), loaded with torps, out to sink enemy shipping.
After a long search, we found the enemy task group near the edge of the map. I zoomed in to look at it from long range and sew this:
(http://electraforge.com/brooke/flightsims/scenarios/200706_husky/pics/frame1/006_spiralDown.jpg)
The odd blue band far ahead looked sort of like clouds to me, or maybe like a far-off mountain range, but we were in the middle of the Mediterranean Sea, no land anywhere near, so I figured it was some sort of cloud effect.
I had to reposition for a good attack angle on the carrier.
(http://electraforge.com/brooke/flightsims/scenarios/200706_husky/pics/frame1/007_setup.jpg)
And then, looking forward, the blue bands began to look a lot like a water mountain. I was at 1000 ft alt in the middle of flat water, though, so I figured that it must be a graphics anomaly -- some sort of glitch in my card's graphics rendering.
(http://electraforge.com/brooke/flightsims/scenarios/200706_husky/pics/frame1/011_forwardWater.jpg)
Just then, I started taking hits from a Spitfire and had to jump to rear guns to do battle with him. I was still doing battle with him when this happened:
(http://electraforge.com/brooke/flightsims/scenarios/200706_husky/pics/frame1/014_lastInstant.jpg)
I didn't know this at the time, but back then (not sure about now), a map edge wrapped around to what was on the other side of the map. In this case, it was mountains, and so the water on my side of the map was ramping up to the height of the mountain range, making a water mountain, which I had slammed into.
Unfortunately, the Spitfire was able to break off and not crash. :(
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back in aw I was a really good gunner. my squad always wanted me to gun when on a bomber. once I was a gunner on an a26, it was gonna be a 15 minute flight time at least, so I decided to look at the map, i was scanning to see where all the action was. next thing I know we are back in the tower. I question the pilot what happened. he was like dude, I told you 3 times we had a spit behind us why didnt you fire? I was embarrassed when i told him I was busy looking at the map to see where the action was.
semp
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^^^^ heheheeee
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Probably Miracle at Midway, Frame 1 (11/7/08). VMF-251 had 10 F4Fs to patrol Midway Island. An outbound strike package from Enterprise spotted bandits inbound to Midway, and the squadron vectored to intercept, with sections of the squadron making contact at about 25,000 feet. The squadron rendezvoused before engaging, with three sections (four ships from our Blue Flight and two from White Flight, which only had two aircraft) attacking a group of low D3As. Red Flight under my lead was getting ready to roll in when a second group of bombers was spotted inbound at higher altitude, at which point we redirected to engage the fresh group.
(http://vmf251-buccaneers.net/images/Media/FSO/11-07-08/Hi-Res/01.png)
What ensued was one hell of a furball between ten F4Fs and what ended up as over 120 D3As (I still consider that a bit of shenanigans :furious :furious :furious). We ended up taking down about 21 of them, with myself downing 6 and HAMMERR taking out 7. Midway was completely swarmed with nowhere to land to refuel and rearm, so a couple of us managed to break out towards Enterprise, with the rest forced to ditch out of gas. Myself, aJoust and HAMMERR managed to get back to the carrier, intending to rearm and refuel. However on my landing, I snagged the wire and shut down my engine, only to get CATAPULTED OFF the rear of the flight deck despite having successfully touched down. Needless to say, after running that gauntlet only to have my night ended by a landing glitch I was NOT a happy camper. :furious
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I have the honor of being kilt by a shore battery shot. I believe it was either Davski or one of the Wild Hog Brothers...yes, I was airborne.
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I have way to many glorious deaths to pick just one.
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I killed a tiger 2 from a 37mm field gun. hit him about a zillion times along with some other guys in the 88's and others with rockets and bombs. but i am the one who smoked his engine and took out his track. and ended up with the kill.
that was sweet :).
semp
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Making an LA overshoot and killing it with a point blank tater from a 109K4, only to also be killed by the tater blast. Here's the pic from the film:
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/13838_1150062204180_5541531_n.jpg)
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The power goes out! My PC room, pool table room and washer upstairs all turn off. No breakers are tripped and no other rooms are without power. Surely the tiffy had some easy kills, and/or I got disco-ed. Either way my day/week is done until I can figure out why I have no power to 3 rooms without a breaker tripped.
I had this happen to me not long ago. Half the house without power and no breakers tripped. I called an electrician who told me to call the power company. I did and and they came out and worked on the nearest transformer and everything was fixed.
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diving after a red guy into our town I fill him up with 20mm from my mossie when suddenly I hear laoud cannon hits in my headphones and the text buffers fills up with "you shot yourself" messages. There was a friendly tank parked in the town and I hit it with the cannon rounds that missed the bandit. I go down burning marveling the awesome power of my own quad hispanos.
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I had a similar problem with losing power a few years ago. Four rooms would lose power for a few hours, then everything would be fine for days. This was off and on for a few days until I figured out what happened. The outlets all had the wires inserted in the back instead of secured under the screws. Even though the wires were still inside the outlets, a couple of them were loose and losing contact. I replaced all the outlets and all is well.
P.S. My brother just purchased a new home. The previous owner remodeled the home and replaced all the outlets. Best I can tell, half the outlets have the hot and neutral wires crossed. It's a large home, gonna take me a few evenings after work to fix them all.
Hope this helps.
FGBullet
Today, took off in B-29's from a 5K field. (Normally no problem) my left drone never "hooked up" with me and my right, and exploded. A little po'd I turned around and tried to land crashed 4ft to the left of the runway with my other 29 off the runway. So I bailed out of my wreak to try to get the 3rd B29 safely on the runway, no dice... As soon as I jumped to the 3rd it fell apart on the hill that it was on so I ditched.
But wait there's more! So I re-uped 29's everything went fine, climbed to 27,000ft (doing wash, moping the floor and such) make it to the bish City, first bomb run I have friendly Lanc's under me ( thinking what are the odds we drop the same row of city buildings I line up and drop to what I be leave will be right next to the row he is dropping on) NOPE! I dropped on his row.
As I extend for another round, a tiffy is right under me, I'm not worried, I start to use short burst at long range and score hits, just to let him know I'm not going to make it easy for him.
THEN BOOM!.....
The power goes out! My PC room, pool table room and washer upstairs all turn off. No breakers are tripped and no other rooms are without power. Surely the tiffy had some easy kills, and/or I got disco-ed. Either way my day/week is done until I can figure out why I have no power to 3 rooms without a breaker tripped.
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Fighting anyone for more then one minute and then ending up dead because they earned the kill. Can't tell you how often it has happened, but anytime a kill comes from a fight, not a HO/pick/vulch, is my favorite death.
Some come to mind, the first time I thought I had Grizz, K4 on K4, think, oh yeah, next scissor he is mind. Pull vertical, look out the top of the canopy thinking his airplane would be parallel to mine. All I see is K4 nose.... tower.
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My favourite death must be dying peacefully to old age in my sleep.
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One of my early FSO's escorting, I got a kill or two but was pilot wounded on egress from the target. Babied the plane home, various miscellaneous plane bits shot off. Blacking out more and more frequently, I landed harder than I wanted to, broke the landing gear and wound up skidding down the runway shedding parts as I went. Slid to a stop upside down, the only part of the plane still attached the engine and cockpit. Laughing like a hyena as I took a moment to go 'whew', reached forward to type .ef as I was blacking out, the screen went red and I was in tower, having died from my pilot wound with my hands about an inch from the keyboard.
Since then, I'm typing .ef as the plane gets to about 25mph braking or skidding on its belly.
Wiley.
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Not really a death since I survived but I did lose 2 planes. I upped a set of B29s to go death star mode on all the planes upping from the nearby cv. Shortly after takeoff I realized there was far too many green planes around and I was never going to get to fight any of them bad guys. I did however see a set of high B24s going to bomb our base, so I climbed and chased after them. I ended up shooting them all down but at the lose of 2 B29's. Listening to my squaddie crack up over vox over me chasing bombers down in my B29s was well worth it though. :D :lol
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I don't particularly enjoy dying while in the MA. But if I must, I prefer it's either the result of a decent fight or to accomplish some squad goal like capturing a base or taking out a CV group.
Other than that I can't think of any specific death I'd call out more than any other.
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Landing on just captured filed while bringing back two kills... just to realize that the ack is shooting on you.
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A few years ago I was flying a goon on an NOE mission with a bunch of Jugs. We were following the gently rolling terrain when one of the hills got a little too big for my thrust/weight ratio. I hit WEP and kept pulling the nose up just enough to try to get over the hill. I have a film of it somewhere but I went up half the hill with the nose pointed skyward dragging the tail wheel with puffs of dust coming out from under it until the hill finally won.
I didn't actually die. It ended as a ditch.
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Dieing with three other pigs wile sitting on the runway in Road to Rangoon scenario. Urself ups in his A6 and clears his guns. Kill shooter was off... :x :bolt: :rofl
Waits for the infamous canyon Pony flight....
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AFK.....climbout from base and come back and sit down to sitting back in tower :aok
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AFK.....climbout from base and come back and sit down to sitting back in tower :aok
I'd add to this the message that someone collided with you
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back in aw I was a really good gunner. my squad always wanted me to gun when on a bomber. once I was a gunner on an a26, it was gonna be a 15 minute flight time at least, so I decided to look at the map, i was scanning to see where all the action was. next thing I know we are back in the tower. I question the pilot what happened. he was like dude, I told you 3 times we had a spit behind us why didnt you fire? I was embarrassed when i told him I was busy looking at the map to see where the action was.
semp
NOTE TO SELF: Do not let semp gun for you in bombers.... :D
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I'd add to this the message that someone collided with you
Don't remember if I died on that pass or not, but one that made me laugh pretty hard I was on autoclimb contemplating my navel for five or ten minutes. Something about the bardar/map on the clipboard made me start wondering where the bandit in my sector was, as I figured I should be headed right for him. I pushed over to level flight just as the distance indicator on a set of B17s that had been hiding behind the engine cowling switched from 1.2k to 1k dead in front of me. Much panicked break turn/stick stirring ensued.
The angle was about right I likely would have collided with him if I hadn't moved the stick.
Wiley.
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The one where I jump so badly from the first ping my knee hits my desk, spilling coffee in my lap... While I flail around. Oh hello tower good to see you again so soon. salute
Where in da fuq did he come from?!??!
:rofl :rofl had that happen once, but I had the cup almost to my mouth was on autopilot climbing out from base and ping ping ping ping. I jumped, dumped coffee all over myself and computer, knocked joystick off the desk. My wife looks over at me and says "ya do realize its only a game right? :devil"
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My favourite death must be dying peacefully to old age in my sleep.
just make sure you arent driving at the time. or your passengers will sure go out screaming and yelling :).
semp
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Any death where the red guy drops below 400mph
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Shoot 5 guys fighting off the end of a runway with the mighty Brewster end the fight on the deck with 5 mgs rounds and out of gas pure fun.
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Hmm, but I should have made the title "Your favorite death of you (not the other guy)". ;)
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my fav death was 2 weeks ago, i was landing a 262 with 6 kills and forgot to put down my landing gears..."boom...tower...sad :frown:"
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My favorite death ever occurred about 2 years ago. I was over a base being pounded by the hoard when I was oiled. All hangers were down, town was white flagged, ack at base and town was all down so I figured I'd just set it down on the runway because the troops were inbound. Landed, rolled to a safe stop on the runway and out of habit I ended BEFORE the base was actually captured.
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Just yesterday I upped a 262. A very rare thing for me as I never seem to have many perks available. Also I am completely hopeless in them.
Anyway I toddled off, killed a Pony with a rudder shot of which I was justly proud. Then found a Stuka which I despatched with aplomb. Feeling invincible I headed home to land my scalps. On the way back I snuck up behind a Jug and destroyed it with a quick burst.
Short of fuel and taters now I headed to the nearest field which was in a hollow on a hill. Try as I might I simply could not get the speed low enough to land and yet high enough to clear the mountains round the edge of the field.
After 3 attempts I decided to go to the next nearest field.
Fuel expired about 1k from the field and I struggled like hell for my one go at landing. Needless to say I came in too quick, folded the nose gear and slewed off tge runway before everything collapsed and I was sat in the tower. Another 3 months I might get enough perks for another go :cry
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Killshot myself with a ricochet off a Tiger tank. Came in low and fast in a B-25H on a Tiger and fired in close and the round bounced off the tank, shot straight into the air and hit my plane as I over flew the tank.
ack-ack
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Killshot myself with a ricochet off a Tiger tank. Came in low and fast in a B-25H on a Tiger and fired in close and the round bounced off the tank, shot straight into the air and hit my plane as I over flew the tank.
ack-ack
Awesome. Film worthy. :D
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There are a lot of amazing stories in here. :aok
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The Battle Over Germany scenario.
I was flying Bf 109's, hunting for Dicke Autos. I came across a formation of them escorted by P-47's. I tangled with the escort but eventually got chased out by a group of P-47's.
(http://electraforge.com/brooke/flightsims/scenarios/201102_battleOverGermany/pics/frame2/014-chasedOut-Image-0021.jpg)
I decided to make a run on the bombers while I dove out so as to accomplish at least something rather than just fleeing for my life. Examining the formation, I saw one straggler well to the rear of the pack. "Maybe an inexperienced pilot. I'll go for him," I thought.
(http://electraforge.com/brooke/flightsims/scenarios/201102_battleOverGermany/pics/frame2/015-goForIt-Image-0024.jpg)
I lined up and started hitting him, aiming for the right wing.
(http://electraforge.com/brooke/flightsims/scenarios/201102_battleOverGermany/pics/frame2/016-hits-Image-0025.jpg)
But once inside about 500 yards, an expertly aimed burst of fire nearly instantly removes my left wing.
(http://electraforge.com/brooke/flightsims/scenarios/201102_battleOverGermany/pics/frame2/017-result-Image-0028.jpg)
The tail-end-Charlie noob whom I was attacking? 999000.
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I was getting ballsy flying a P-39 (the 37mm version) and hadn't had much success with making the cannon rounds connect with anything. Finally, after 3-4 sorties and only 2 kills, I rtb a bit frustrated. As I'm landing, someone else (a friendly) is rolling off the runway I'm landing at. I decided to shoot a 37mm at them, as I had several bad sorties and I knew I'd never hit them.
I raised the nose several degrees and lobbed a single 37mm round at them right as their distance marker read 1.0k and BOOM! Direct hit... and I exploded.
At that point, I wasn't sure whether to be pissed or proud of myself.
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At that point, I wasn't sure whether to be pissed or proud of myself.
:rofl
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I was getting ballsy flying a P-39 (the 37mm version) and hadn't had much success with making the cannon rounds connect with anything. Finally, after 3-4 sorties and only 2 kills, I rtb a bit frustrated. As I'm landing, someone else (a friendly) is rolling off the runway I'm landing at. I decided to shoot a 37mm at them, as I had several bad sorties and I knew I'd never hit them.
I raised the nose several degrees and lobbed a single 37mm round at them right as their distance marker read 1.0k and BOOM! Direct hit... and I exploded.
At that point, I wasn't sure whether to be pissed or proud of myself.
Always find the lack of sweaty palms from a good scrap, coupled with ambivalence, makes me a cracking shot. Done this more than once!
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The tail-end-Charlie noob whom I was attacking? 999000.
Ouch! I have been there and done that. It's like kicking a porcupine while wearing flip flops. It's gonna hurt. :uhoh
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Killshot myself with a ricochet off a Tiger tank. Came in low and fast in a B-25H on a Tiger and fired in close and the round bounced off the tank, shot straight into the air and hit my plane as I over flew the tank.
ack-ack
I have killed myself at least 3x in the last 10yrs that way but i was in a gv. round bounced right back at me and....im in the tower.
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I guess one of my best deaths was in a C47. The strats were hit hard and another guy and myself was doing resup runs. I look over and there's an enemy pony inbound. I call a warning to the other guy but the pony stradles up and sends him to heaven. Three options... ignore and die, run and die, or engage...
I pulled my C47 around and slotted neatly on to the pony's six. This guy then goes beserk trying to shake me, and I'm pulling my beastie around hearing everything creak laughing my head off glued to his tail. Suddenly the guy finally does a split S, I roll over and follow, only to realise that my radius was somewhat bigger than the pony's and the ground somewhat closer. I hit the ground square and end up back in the tower. Chatting to the pony pilot after he says "I could tell you were enjoying that!".
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getting killed by one of SHawks toolshedding bombs as I was taking off...
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The right wing of my B-17G burning.
I can't help but "oooh" and "ahhhh" at my own death when that happens. :rock
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The first time I upped a 262, I figured it would be a great idea to take off from a rearward base and test it out before bringing it into a combat zone. So, I start my engine, throttle up, start rolling when all of a sudden I see three gray streaks in the corner of my eye and BAM! Back in tower. That's right, I got vulched in a 262 by a CV Gun.
...Never upped a perk plane since.... Shoulda tested it offline ><
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The first time I upped a 262, I figured it would be a great idea to take off from a rearward base and test it out before bringing it into a combat zone. So, I start my engine, throttle up, start rolling when all of a sudden I see three gray streaks in the corner of my eye and BAM! Back in tower. That's right, I got vulched in a 262 by a CV Gun.
...Never upped a perk plane since.... Shoulda tested it offline ><
Or the TA. :D
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I was RTB with 8 scalps in my A8 coming around on final approach :airplane: . QcareCH had just logged in and was waiting on me in the tower to land so we could wing together. I extend my flaps and landing gear. The base is clear and no one is around. All of a sudden, Q starts rambling off crazy, things.....not one single thing.....but a slew of things. He ended up making me laugh so hard I drove the nose of my beloved A8 right onto the runway. Needless to say, my plane exploded and I found myself back in the tower shaking my head :bhead .....still laughing with tears in my eyes. Then Q pipes in....."dammit Doc! What did you do?!?!" Still laughing I replied " you got me laughing so hard I augured!" He started laughing and then I finished by saying "with 8 kills!!" Q's reply (classic) "omg Doc, you're fired!" :rofl :rofl :rofl
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I was RTB with 8 scalps in my A8 coming around on final approach :airplane: . QcareCH had just logged in and was waiting on me in the tower to land so we could wing together. I extend my flaps and landing gear. The base is clear and no one is around. All of a sudden, Q starts rambling off crazy, things.....not one single thing.....but a slew of things. He ended up making me laugh so hard I drove the nose of my beloved A8 right onto the runway. Needless to say, my plane exploded and I found myself back in the tower shaking my head :bhead .....still laughing with tears in my eyes. Then Q pipes in....."dammit Doc! What did you do?!?!" Still laughing I replied " you got me laughing so hard I augured!" He started laughing and then I finished by saying "with 8 kills!!" Q's reply (classic) "omg Doc, you're fired!" :rofl :rofl :rofl
I wanna fly with you guys! :rofl :rofl :aok
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I wanna fly with you guys! :rofl :rofl :aok
Anytime Lat!!! :aok :cheers:
:salute
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Got killed by a sherman tank at 2,5-3,5 km flying at 2-3k high at 270-300mph.
I pm'ed the guy ( forgot his name) and asked what he was flying, "M4, I was a bit lucky on that one' was the answer :bhead
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Years ago when I flew a K4 was fighting someone and this arado 234 keeps swooping in to the fight 'I think' he is trying to use his rear gun on each pass as I am fighting this guy, no big deal I think its a bomber, so I win the fight with the other guy and start to head for home, but the arado is still hovering around behind me, I know hes got no guns on the front so I'm not worried.
I am watching him shaking my head thinking theres no chance this guy will shoot me down then as I watch him hovering above me he does what I can only describe as sit on me, I sit there eyes agog wondering what the hell hes playing at and very slowly and deliberately he gets closer and closer then jabs the plane into me, I get the you have collided message (I never moved :bhead) and I go down plop! :rofl Grizz has shot you down, he sat on me and got the kill :bhead
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I was RTB with 8 scalps in my A8 coming around on final approach :airplane: . QcareCH had just logged in and was waiting on me in the tower to land so we could wing together. I extend my flaps and landing gear. The base is clear and no one is around. All of a sudden, Q starts rambling off crazy, things.....not one single thing.....but a slew of things. He ended up making me laugh so hard I drove the nose of my beloved A8 right onto the runway. Needless to say, my plane exploded and I found myself back in the tower shaking my head :bhead .....still laughing with tears in my eyes. Then Q pipes in....."dammit Doc! What did you do?!?!" Still laughing I replied " you got me laughing so hard I augured!" He started laughing and then I finished by saying "with 8 kills!!" Q's reply (classic) "omg Doc, you're fired!" :rofl :rofl :rofl
This is obviously made up. Next time you want to create such a story, be sure to make all the facts believable. 8 kills? Pfffffft.
Sincerely,
Josh, CHawks Bait
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I've had 3 kills plus 5 proxies. That count? :D
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Years ago when I flew a K4 was fighting someone and this arado 234 keeps swooping in to the fight 'I think' he is trying to use his rear gun on each pass as I am fighting this guy, no big deal I think its a bomber, so I win the fight with the other guy and start to head for home, but the arado is still hovering around behind me, I know hes got no guns on the front so I'm not worried.
I am watching him shaking my head thinking theres no chance this guy will shoot me down then as I watch him hovering above me he does what I can only describe as sit on me, I sit there eyes agog wondering what the hell hes playing at and very slowly and deliberately he gets closer and closer then jabs the plane into me, I get the you have collided message (I never moved :bhead) and I go down plop! :rofl Grizz has shot you down, he sat on me and got the kill :bhead
That is absolutely awesome. Squashed by a bomber, rofl.
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Has to be; where I was in a 109E and ended up fighting near an enemy base.
link to this quote and topic actually has the film
This film is the 109E completely out numbered but fighting hard.
109E v pony, brew, LA7, 109E.ahf (3504.76 KB)
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This is obviously made up. Next time you want to create such a story, be sure to make all the facts believable. 8 kills? Pfffffft.
Sincerely,
Josh, CHawks Bait
What? No more Pig bait bro? :D
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My record is 25 kills in A8 without reloading....
This is obviously made up. Next time you want to create such a story, be sure to make all the facts believable. 8 kills? Pfffffft.
Sincerely,
Josh, CHawks Bait
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This is obviously made up. Next time you want to create such a story, be sure to make all the facts believable. 8 kills? Pfffffft.
Sincerely,
Josh, CHawks Bait
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl You crack me up Banshee!! I can do a picture sentence that sums up about about every sortie you fly..... :aok :airplane: :huh :uhoh :O :joystick: :ahand :headscratch: :furious :bhead :cry
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:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl You crack me up Banshee!! I can do a picture sentence that sums up about about every sortie you fly..... :aok :airplane: :huh :uhoh :O :joystick: :ahand :headscratch: :furious :bhead :cry
That's if I get off the ground! :bhead
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This happened a few hours ago, and I know this is supposed to be about one of your OWN deaths, but I already posted about that. Anyway... This persons death had me laughing for about 5 minutes.
I was taking off from an airfield pretty zoned out, just logged on and all, when I put on my headset and I hear a plane. Immediately I check my 6, and theres a pony about 600 away from me going about 500mph! Naturally I freak out and enter a spin at about 100 feet of altitude, tracers are flying passed me, no pings tho! I recover from my spin inches from the ground and I hear a big explosion!
I look at my text buffer and it reads, "You shot down Aimbot #1" :rofl
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favorite death had to be when I was flying a 262 at 18k only to have a b17 who had his left wing shot off at 30k come smacking down right on top of my 262s wing sending me plunging to my death
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After surviving a monster furball lucky to be alive and in one piece. I head back to the base only to realize it's the wrong base. Got the crapp shot out of me. :bhead
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7 mins fight with Bighorn.
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7 mins fight with Bighorn.
If I recall correctly, ages and ages ago (Probably almost 2 years ago?) we had a fight that was and still is my record for my longest fight. I think it was 109G6's and it lasted 18 minutes or so, I do not have the film any more seeing as AH has been uninstalled and reinstalled numerous times since then, but I do still remember it :aok
If I remember right it was literally 18 minutes of just rolling scissors :lol
I don't recall who won either, but assuming it was you that was probably one of my more favorable deaths :)
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18 minutes of rolling scissors just tells me you were both out of moves/options (and had too much fuel). :D
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18 minutes of rolling scissors just tells me you were both out of moves/options (and had too much fuel). :D
no worries, Reds would smack your arse in 2 turns :aok
If I recall correctly, ages and ages ago (Probably almost 2 years ago?) we had a fight that was and still is my record for my longest fight. I think it was 109G6's and it lasted 18 minutes or so, I do not have the film any more seeing as AH has been uninstalled and reinstalled numerous times since then, but I do still remember it :aok
I cannot remember well, but it has been 2 years since the last time i was dueling in g6s. 18 mins + the takeoff is about the time when a a half tank of fuel drains on wep in the 109g, so not sure if any of us have even lost or we just ran out of fuel while tailwhipping left n right
:aok
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"18 minutes of rolling scissors just tells me you were both out of moves/options (and had too much fuel)."
no worries, Reds would smack your arse in 2 turns :aok
I cannot remember well, but it has been 2 years since the last time i was dueling in g6s. 18 mins + the takeoff is about the time when a a half tank of fuel drains on wep in the 109g, so not sure if any of us have even lost or we just ran out of fuel while tailwhipping left n right
:aok
Deb, work on your agreement skills. ;)
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Who on earth have asked for your über-experten opinion about a dogfight?
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Who on earth have asked for your über-experten opinion about a dogfight?
Who on Earth ever asked for yours, scissor til I'm outa gas-boy? :D
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noone, thats why i wasnt talking to you til you took your butt here.
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noone, thats why i wasnt talking to you til you took your butt here.
To this public thread in a public forum that you are in charge of who talks to who about what? :lol
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Dude, youre really full of it.
edit: actually its not me trying to annoy everyone else. +1 to the ignorelist. Bye bye.
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Dude, youre really full of it.
edit: actually its not me trying to annoy everyone else. +1 to the ignorelist. Bye bye.
Apparently you really are a fan of the solution-less scissor. Even in the forum. :D
edit: Outa fuel I see. :salute Hope ya make it back.
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:)
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:lol
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18 minutes of rolling scissors just tells me you were both out of moves/options (and had too much fuel). :D
This comment comes from ignorance on your part I'm afraid Arlo.
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This comment comes from ignorance on your part I'm afraid Arlo.
Don't be afraid. I can stand elucidation if you can stand delivering it.
Why would someone scissor for 18 minutes if they had any other option? Why would it take 18 minutes if either could get a decent solution? Who would have the advantage with more/less fuel? Having said that, if it's his fave 'death' so be it. This is a rather objective discussion. :D
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Don't be afraid. I can stand elucidation if you can stand delivering it.
Afraid of what, a pointless, bickering, ego-filled argument full of logical fallacy and personal insult breaking out on this forum? Frankly I'm so institutionalized at this point Arlo that I'm starting to become afraid that a sensible or progressive discussion might break out one day. :old:
Why would someone scissor for 18 minutes if they had any other option? Why would it take 18 minutes if either could get a decent solution? Who would have the advantage with more/less fuel? Having said that, if it's his fave 'death' so be it. This is a rather objective discussion. :D
Because there isn't another option once the kind of 'rolling scissor' they are talking about becomes established, it's instadeath™© to try and break out of it. And it is highly likely to develop as the fight proceeds with two sticks at their level.
The fact they sustained it for 18 minutes is an indication of how closely matched they were on that day and bear in mind that they take turns narrowly escaping death once each per iteration. Debrody gets an awful lot of negative attention on this forum but whatever else you say about him he is / was a very skilled proponent of ACM. And Redbull, well have you ever dueled him? I'd recommend asking him politely once just for the experience.
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Afraid of what, a pointless, bickering, ego-filled argument full of logical fallacy and personal insult breaking out on this forum? Frankly I'm so institutionalized at this point Arlo that I'm starting to become afraid that a sensible or progressive discussion might break out one day. :old:
Because there isn't another option once the kind of 'rolling scissor' they are talking about becomes established, it's instadeath™© to try and break out of it. And it is highly likely to develop as the fight proceeds with two sticks at their level.
The fact they sustained it for 18 minutes is an indication of how closely matched they were on that day and bear in mind that they take turns narrowly escaping death once each per iteration. Debrody gets an awful lot of negative attention on this forum but whatever else you say about him he is / was a very skilled proponent of ACM. And Redbull, well have you ever dueled him? I'd recommend asking him politely once just for the experience.
So it's more like 'you're actually right Arlo but I don't like the way you posted it?' Well, thanks for that. I stand almost corrected. :D
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Shida,
he has no clue about what he have said or what "18 mins of scissors" means from RedBull's mouth. Also its clear that he have never seen Reds flying - that Golden Kid is playing in an other dimension. Arlo is just looking for another smartarse comment to annoy us. How low one can sink.
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Shida,
he has no clue about what he have said or what "18 mins of scissors" means from RedBull's mouth. Also its clear that he have never seen Reds flying - that Golden Kid is playing in an other dimension. Arlo is just looking for another smartarse comment to annoy us. How low one can sink.
I feel a support group hug coming after this bit of justification/rationalization. :D
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So it's more like 'you're actually right Arlo but I don't like the way you posted it?' Well, thanks for that. I stand almost corrected. :D
No you weren't right because you were implying it was a stupid choice when another option was available.
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Shida,
he has no clue about what he have said or what "18 mins of scissors" means from RedBull's mouth. Also its clear that he have never seen Reds flying - that Golden Kid is playing in an other dimension. Arlo is just looking for another smartarse comment to annoy us. How low one can sink.
All manner of fights are available in AH, either in game on on the forum. :salute
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No you weren't right because you were implying it was a stupid choice when another option was available.
Huh. Your implication meter needs adjusting. I think you were just wanting me to be wrong in spite of agreeing with what I posted. You need to let go. :D
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Some days you are a right tit Arlo.
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Huh. Your implication meter needs adjusting. I think you were just wanting me to be wrong in spite of agreeing with what I posted. You need to let go. :D
I don't agree with what you posted. I think a surface scan of my reply is doing yourself a shortage, if indeed you really are interested in elucidation about ACM. If it is as Debrody says and you are just trying to be annoying then I'll be happy to let it go.
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Some days you are a right tit Arlo.
This seems to be an emotional observation. Heartfelt, even. Hug? :D
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I don't agree with what you posted. I think a surface scan of my reply is doing yourself a shortage, if indeed you really are interested in elucidation about ACM. If it is as Debrody says and you are just trying to be annoying then I'll be happy to let it go.
18 minutes of rolling scissors just tells me you were both out of moves/options (and had too much fuel). :D
I cannot remember well, but it has been 2 years since the last time i was dueling in g6s. 18 mins + the takeoff is about the time when a a half tank of fuel drains on wep in the 109g, so not sure if any of us have even lost or we just ran out of fuel while tailwhipping left n right
:aok
Because there isn't another option once the kind of 'rolling scissor' they are talking about becomes established, it's instadeath™© to try and break out of it. And it is highly likely to develop as the fight proceeds with two sticks at their level.
The fact they sustained it for 18 minutes is an indication of how closely matched they were on that day and bear in mind that they take turns narrowly escaping death once each per iteration. Debrody gets an awful lot of negative attention on this forum but whatever else you say about him he is / was a very skilled proponent of ACM. And Redbull, well have you ever dueled him? I'd recommend asking him politely once just for the experience.
Apparently one doesn't need to like or respect someone to agree (even accidentally). Nor does one need to hate or disrespect one to disagree (is this or is this not your position)? But lying to one's self (by gravitating toward reading into someone else's post something you wanted to see in order to justify your feelings about them) in public seems counterproductive toward the latter, mate. Savvy? :D
I'll give you another pass on your misconception. :cheers:
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I think your surface misunderstanding of my not agreeing with you comes from a deep misunderstanding you have about ACM.
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I think your surface misunderstanding of my not agreeing with you comes from a deep misunderstanding you have about ACM.
If that's what you have to tell yourself to keep those emotions where they are. Yeah, we were 180' off and you were impressive. :aok
(Try reading just the lines and leave your take on what's between them to yourself as that may serve you better, mate.) ;)
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We've passed the halfway mark. Full Arlo, here we come! :banana:
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We've passed the halfway mark. Full Arlo, here we come! :banana:
Down, Benji. Off the leg. Find you a girl, mate. ;)
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Apparently one doesn't need to like or respect someone to agree (even accidentally). Nor does one need to hate or disrespect one to disagree (is this or is this not your position)? But lying to one's self (by gravitating toward reading into someone else's post something they wanted to see in order to justify their feelings about them) in public seems counterproductive toward the latter, mate. Savvy? :D
How does your failure to understand the subtlety of our disagreement equate to my lying to myself. I see we got here:
ego-filled argument full of logical fallacy and personal insult
Very quickly. I responded to this with a sincere explanation of an advanced form of ACM of which you are apparently unable to grasp and are ignorant of:-
Don't be afraid. I can stand elucidation if you can stand delivering it.
So you didn't want elucidation at all, this was just a standard trap to bicker on the forum.
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I also see Arlo's comprehension of the word mate is as deficient as his understanding of ACM.
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So you didn't want elucidation at all, this was just a standard trap to bicker on the forum.
Trap? No trap. I figured by 'elucidation' you would actually focus on where I got it wrong .... not what you thought I was feeling. I'm not bickering with you (but you may be feeling otherwise). ;)
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I also see Arlo's comprehension of the word mate is as deficient as his understanding of ACM.
Now, at this point, don't get too literal .... mate. :D
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So you didn't want elucidation at all, this was just a standard trap to bicker on the forum.
Umm... yep. :)
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Umm... yep. :)
Just ... let .... go. :lol
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Can't you Google a picture of a rolling scissors and figure all this out, Arlo?
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Trap? No trap. I figured by 'elucidation' you would actually focus on where I got it wrong .... not what you thought I was feeling. I'm not bickering with you (but you may be feeling otherwise). ;)
Yeah at this point I'm likely to devote energy explaining knowledge I've spent years accumulating to someone who has already called me a liar once and is telling me and everyone else what I'm thinking and feeling at every point. You had your chance but you'd rather get your jollies bickering instead being civil to learn something about ACM in an air combat simulation. Stay ignorant, I like you that way.
Who's the fan of the solution-less forum scissor now, you strange little man.
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Can't you Google a picture of a rolling scissors and figure all this out, Arlo?
Oh. You think what I posted reflects a lack of understanding about the rolling scissors maneuver. Too bad. I know this seemed opportunistic and all. You might have taken the opportunity to be the third person to prove me wrong by rephrasing what I wrote. :D
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Yeah at this point I'm likely to devote energy explaining knowledge I've spent years accumulating to someone who has already called me a liar once and is telling me and everyone else what I'm thinking and feeling at every point. You had your chance but you'd rather get your jollies bickering instead being civil to learn something about ACM in an air combat simulation. Stay ignorant, I like you that way.
Who's the fan of the solution-less forum scissor now, you strange little man.
Me! I am! I'm impressed with your emotional roller-coaster. Must be this _ tall to fly off the handle. :D
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Oh. You think what I posted reflects a lack of understanding about the rolling scissors maneuver.
Oh I'm sure BigRat or someone with some sense in your squadron has made sure you can answer a definition of it, but no, I don't think you know what the hell you're talking about. If you did, you wouldn't have asked the question.
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Oh I'm sure BigRat or someone with some sense in your squadron has made sure you can answer a definition of it, but no, I don't think you know what the hell you're talking about. If you did, you wouldn't have asked the question.
You read a question?
Shhhhhh ..... zen, mate.
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Oh. You think what I posted reflects a lack of understanding about the rolling scissors maneuver.
A profound lack.
Me! I am! I'm impressed with your emotional roller-coaster. Must be this _ tall to fly off the handle. :D
I was trying to discuss ACM, you turn this into an ego-loaded bickering contest, dragging up implications of long-held resentment and continuing to insinuate what I'm feeling and I'm the emotional one? Hmmmm :lol
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A profound lack.
And you proved this by ... no .... wait ....
I was trying to discuss ACM, you turn this into an ego-loaded bickering contest, dragging up implications of long-held resentment and continuing to insinuate what I'm feeling and I'm the emotional one? Hmmmm :lol
Ummmm no. I didn't turn it into any of the sort. I made an observation about 18 minutes of rolling scissors which others appeared to think was an opportunity to challenge what I know by agreeing with me repeatedly (then attempting a rather crude yet amusing pile-on). Would you like a Mulligan, sir?
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And you proved this by ... no .... wait ....
No you proved it Arlo.
Ummmm no. I didn't turn it into any of the sort. I made an observation about 18 minutes of rolling scissors which others appeared to think was an opportunity to challenge what I know by agreeing with me repeatedly (then attempting a rather crude yet amusing pile-on). Would you like a Mulligan, sir?
Yes I know you think you know.
Let me ask you a very simple and direct agenda-free question: have you ever dueled Debrody or Redbull?
I don't know what a Mulligan is but given your track record I'm leaning on the decline side of the weighing scales. Would you like a 20-mm enema?
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emotional
emotions
mate
feelings
mate
mate
emotional
Freaky mate.
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No you proved it Arlo.
Yes I know you think you know.
Let me ask you a very simple and direct agenda-free question: have you ever dueled Debrody or Redbull?
I don't know what a Mulligan is but given your track record I'm leaning on the decline side of the weighing scales. Would you like a 20-mm enema?
Oh .... yeah .... you're not in this on an emotional level at all. ;)
I'm noticing Redbull doesn't seem nearly as offended or threatened as the lot of yas (granted, based on merely his lack of participation the hoo-hah dance you, Deb and Triton ran gloriously into). Could be because he and I have no history nor does he hold on to issues derived from feeling slighted on the forum (or in the arena, for that matter). No, I haven't dueled RB or Deb. So, by dueling them ..... maybe even you and Triton .... I suppose Redbull's honor (and, by association, you three) is served somehow and the perceived slight righted (and it proves I don't know what an 18 minute rolling scissor session is). And when next we meet, be it on the forum, in the arena or even in person, at a con or somewhere, there will be no ruffled feathers right from the get-go.
You certainly seem to have an inflated opinion about the respect you have for others versus mine, it seems. But then, such is your prerogative.
A 'Mulligan' is a freebie in golf. :D
To Redbull: No offense. :)
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Freaky mate.
Well, yeah. You should calm down a bit. ;)
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Oh .... yeah .... you're not in this on an emotional level at all. ;)
I'm noticing Redbull doesn't seem nearly as offended or threatened as the lot of yas (granted, based on merely his lack of participation the hoo-hah dance you, Deb and Triton ran gloriously into). Could be because he and I have no history nor does he hold on to issues derived from feeling slighted on the forum (or in the arena, for that matter). No, I haven't dueled RB or Deb. So, by dueling them ..... maybe even you and Triton .... I suppose Redbull's honor (and, by association, you three) is served somehow and the perceived slight righted (and it proves I don't know what an 18 minute rolling scissor session is). And when next we meet, be it on the forum, in the arena or even in person, at a con or somewhere, there will be no ruffled feathers right from the get-go.
You certainly seem to have an inflated opinion about the respect you have for others versus mine, it seems. But then, such is your prerogative.
A 'Mulligan' is a freebie in golf. :D
To Redbull: No offense. :)
You are very strange. This has nothing to do with offense, threat, history or any of these other misconceptions you seem to be creating. I'm not defending Redbull's honour, this started out as a technical issue which you perverted into a forum ego battle.
I asked you if you'd dueled Redbull not to serve honour but to imply you don't know what you're talking about technically.
A bit oversensitive to being challenged and emotional yourself it seems to me.
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You are very strange. This has nothing to do with offense, threat, history or any of these other misconceptions you seem to be creating. I'm not defending Redbull's honour, this started out as a technical issue which you perverted into a forum ego battle.
I asked you if you'd dueled Redbull not to serve honour but to imply you don't know what you're talking about technically.
A bit oversensitive to being challenged and emotional yourself it seems to me.
So, technically (no emotion on your part, no reading into what I post) my statement about 18 minutes of rolling scissors meaning all other options were expended and that a lot of fuel was burnt is wrong because I haven't dueled Redbull or Debrody yet.
I fully admit it ..... there's something so deep and zen-like about your position that it is truly beyond my reckoning. Please forgive me. You are the rock, I am the water. :D
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mrw I see what I started in this thread:
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mrw I see what I started in this thread:
(http://dailyoftheday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/1gjq3.gif)
:)
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So, technically (no emotion on your part, no reading into what I post) my statement about 18 minutes of rolling scissors meaning all other options were expended and that a lot of fuel was burnt is wrong because I haven't dueled Redbull or Debrody yet.
I said your comment was ignorant. You have demonstrated you have absolutely no idea what kind of ACM they are talking about. You had the opportunity to discuss it civilly and in fact invited it with your elucidation post but it is clear now I was just being trolled.
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I said your comment was ignorant. You have demonstrated you have absolutely no idea what kind of ACM they are talking about. You had the opportunity to discuss it civilly and in fact invited it with your elucidation post but it is clear now I was just being trolled.
I already said your wisdom and zen won me over, mate. You are right because you are right. You took great pains to prove it. Kudos to you. Be the bigger soul. Just let go. :)
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I said your comment was ignorant. You have demonstrated you have absolutely no idea what kind of ACM they are talking about. You had the opportunity to discuss it civilly and in fact invited it with your elucidation post but it is clear now I was just being trolled.
Shida,
It's the BBS version of the frog and the scorpion. He's not going to change. He's proud of his condition
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Shida,
It's the BBS version of the frog and the scorpion. He's not going to change. He's proud of his condition
Look who hopped in. ;)
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Shida,
It's the BBS version of the frog and the scorpion. He's not going to change. He's proud of his condition
Credit where credit's due, it was a most devious piece of top notch trolling. Least we know what sets him off now: bit weak in ACM, knows it, can't stand it :D
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It was one of my favorite deaths....
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Credit where credit's due, it was a most devious piece of top notch trolling. Least we know what sets him off now: bit weak in ACM, knows it, can't stand it :D
You probably meant to post 'a bit weak in his knowledge of ACM' but that's ok. You're just butthurt and think it's because of me. Zen is your friend. :D
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mrw I see what I started in this thread:
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For some reason that gif made me laugh out loud.
Thanks man. :D :aok
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You read a question?
Oh burn. :(
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Oh burn. :(
Relax. It's ok. ;)
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Relax. It's ok. ;)
No, it's really not. I thought you asked a stupid question and instead you made a stupid statement.
I give up. :(
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I give up. :(
At least you do it sooner now. :aok
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No, it's really not. I thought you asked a stupid question and instead you made a stupid statement.
I give up. :(
Hehe....as the moral goes and is applicable to our BBS friend Arlo:
"If someone hangs their nuts on their BBS trolling skill, they'll end up with sore nuts."
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Hehe....as the moral goes and is applicable to our BBS friend Arlo:
"If someone hangs their nuts on their BBS trolling skill, they'll end up with sore nuts."
I know that probably took you a lot of time and effort but you really need to work on it more. Even so, you're just looking like another on a list of would-be forum attention queens with unresolved butt hurt issues you think are my fault. :aok
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Hehe....as the moral goes and is applicable to our BBS friend Arlo:
"If someone hangs their nuts on their BBS trolling skill, they'll end up with sore nuts."
:lol :aok
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See? Lol. The puppets don't change. They simply bore the string-pullers
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See? Lol. The puppets don't change. They simply bore the string-pullers
String puller? Methinks you're only one of those during that special time of the month, ma'am. ;)
Now, what brought you back to my ankle? I thought you had reached that level of zen where you blissfully ignored those you couldn't handle. :D
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Just a couple stupid Googled pictures and we'll have our Full Arlo. :pray
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Just a couple stupid Googled pictures and we'll have our Full Arlo. :pray
You want the ones making fun of you? You seem to be hooked now. ;)
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:huh
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:huh
One of the more entertaining parts of being a string puller is ignoring the puppet. After a while, they move and dance and act foolishly without any help from the puppeteer, lol.
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i know that guy lol!! holy i crap i'm bombed april fools man.. you got a blanket or something..?
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One of the more entertaining parts of being a string puller is ignoring the puppet. After a while, they move and dance and act foolishly without any help from the puppeteer, lol.
Sure, I'll give the credit all to you . Everyone, this is Changeup's fault now. (But pull that string in the lady's room, Changeup, if you would.) ;)
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Sure, I'll give the credit all to you . Everyone, this is Changeup's fault now. (But pull that string in the lady's room, Changeup, if you would.) ;)
Get in there with the other ladies and I'll be happy to do that fer ya big girl. You should take your feminine hygiene more seriously in the future so you don't need to ask men for help. We'll do it for ya once, not twice,
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Get in there with the other ladies and I'll be happy to do that fer ya big girl. You should take your feminine hygiene more seriously in the future so you don't need to ask men for help. We'll do it for ya once, not twice,
We?
Aw, tis a sad thing when ya got nuthin but the other guy's dig. No originality there, sport. But it is your fault and all. :D
Seems you've gone back to bein' starved fer attention. There just wasn't enough you in the thread (string?), I guess. ;)
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We?
Aw, tis a sad thing when ya got nuthin but the other guy's dig. No originality there, sport. But it is your fault and all. :D
Seems you've gone back to bein' starved fer attention. There just wasn't enough you in the thread (string?), I guess. ;)
It's much more sad when you pwnt with your own troll attempt as you just did...twice. Give me a PM when you get to the ladies room Nancy and I'll pull your string again.
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It's much more sad when you pwnt with your own troll attempt as you just did...twice. Give me a PM when you get to the ladies room Nancy and I'll pull your string again.
Yes, much wittier the second time you tried, PeeWee. :aok
(Here ya go, Triton. Don't get too excited.)
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