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Title: @Zoney
Post by: Tutor on June 07, 2014, 08:55:25 PM
thanks aces high for letting studmuffingots like this shade and be amazinhunks. First he flies to our goon hovering outside the sector just chilling waiting for the white flag, flies right to him and shoots him down. then we get a b29 mission going and we start climbing over our own country and soon as we hit the water in the middle at a totally random spot here is zoney in a 152 at 35k diving on us. thanks again.
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Lusche on June 07, 2014, 08:59:54 PM
then we get a b29 mission going and we start climbing over our own country and soon as we hit the water in the middle at a totally random spot


ever heard about that thing called "darbar"?  ;)

And no, you can't hit a a "totally random spot", unless you found a way to airspawn in the MA at your will. Someone tracking the darbar movement over several sectors will have a pretty good idea where in a sector the cons will be found.
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Tutor on June 07, 2014, 09:04:20 PM
damnit should of put in the caption non retard replies only
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Bruv119 on June 07, 2014, 09:08:09 PM
Now this is a much better attempt at a rant. 
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: glzsqd on June 07, 2014, 09:08:53 PM
Sorry you lost your goon.

Retard is offensive in the context your using it in. Isn't there a rule against it?
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: ROC on June 07, 2014, 09:09:17 PM
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First he flies to our goon hovering outside the sector just chilling waiting for the white flag, flies right to him and shoots him down.
Should have had someone there protecting your goon.  You got him killed.  
This won't end well, have a nice day :)
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: USCH on June 07, 2014, 09:10:53 PM
damnit should of put in the caption non retard replies only
IN...
Lusche you tard.... You trying to help the less fortunate... I'm going to fly only at random spots in my 29's for the festival of my time in AH..
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Tutor on June 07, 2014, 09:11:59 PM
ya you can protect a goon when you park it 35  miles from a base and they fly right to it bypassing all other targets just to shoot it down ya our bad on not protecting it.
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: caldera on June 07, 2014, 09:14:54 PM
Now this is a much better attempt at a rant. 

Yes, he totally nailed it.  9.5/10   :)
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Latrobe on June 07, 2014, 09:17:05 PM
ya you can protect a goon when you park it 35  miles from a base and they fly right to it bypassing all other targets just to shoot it down ya our bad on not protecting it.

That's actually a common tactic used against base takes. The goons are ALWAYS in the back, so fly past the horde and the goons should be somewhere in that direction.

It's not very hard to figure out where the goons are hiding.  :)
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Lusche on June 07, 2014, 09:18:29 PM
damnit should of put in the caption non retard replies only


Sorry, I just can't get of this silly habit of explaining stuff and possibly helping players to understand and improve.
Maybe a retard remainder of my retard trainer days.

I deeply apologize for that.

Carry on with your sophisticated and well reasoned accusations, my friend.  :old:
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Volron on June 07, 2014, 09:19:35 PM
thanks aces high for letting studmuffingots like this shade and be amazinhunks. First he flies to our goon hovering outside the sector just chilling waiting for the white flag, flies right to him and shoots him down. then we get a b29 mission going and we start climbing over our own country and soon as we hit the water in the middle at a totally random spot here is zoney in a 152 at 35k diving on us. thanks again.

(http://i1213.photobucket.com/albums/cc473/UnkShadow/ilike.jpg)

damnit should of put in the caption non retard replies only

ya you can protect a goon when you park it 35  miles from a base and they fly right to it bypassing all other targets just to shoot it down ya our bad on not protecting it.

(http://i1213.photobucket.com/albums/cc473/UnkShadow/TripleFacePalm.jpg)
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Lusche on June 07, 2014, 09:20:57 PM
Oh wait, tutor is member of the "Advanced OP Shade Hunters"


Well, that explains a lot  :rofl
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: VonMessa on June 07, 2014, 09:23:35 PM

Sorry, I just can't get of this silly habit of explaining stuff and possibly helping players to understand and improve.
Maybe a retard remainder of my retard trainer days.

I deeply apologize for that.

Carry on with your sophisticated and well reasoned accusations, my friend.  :old:

What were you thinking?


Zoney has that 6th sense when it comes to buffs.

All your bombers are belong to us.
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Devil 505 on June 07, 2014, 09:25:14 PM
I cant wait to see this guy's fourth post. Should be epic I think.  :x
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Dragon Tamer on June 07, 2014, 09:26:36 PM
Oh wait, tutor is member of the "Advanced OP Shade Hunters"


Well, that explains a lot  :rofl

He's doing a fantastic job, don't you think?  :aok

I see he's new here, someone should show him to the corner of the BBS where he can lick the windows clean and eat the glue with the rest of the Aces High demi-gods.

 :rofl
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: caldera on June 07, 2014, 09:29:56 PM
Oh wait, tutor is member of the "Advanced OP Shade Hunters"


Well, that explains a lot  :rofl


(http://i343.photobucket.com/albums/o460/caldera_08/sfoxcryingtheblues.jpg~original) (http://s343.photobucket.com/user/caldera_08/media/sfoxcryingtheblues.jpg.html)


"then we get a b29 mission going and we start climbing over our own country and soon as we hit the water in the middle at a totally random spot here is zoney in a 152 at 35k diving on us. thanks again."

It's kind of surprising there wasn't a Corsair 10k above Zoney.  :)


Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: ROC on June 07, 2014, 09:32:21 PM
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ya you can protect a goon when you park it 35  miles from a base and they fly right to it bypassing all other targets just to shoot it down ya our bad on not protecting it.
Good to see you can learn :)  It's called experience.  There are only so many places and ways to hide a CV.  Guess what, many of us know where to look.  Comes from taking bases since about, oh I don't know, early to mid 90s or so.  Just chalk it up to a learning experience, and try a new plan.
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Tutor on June 07, 2014, 09:34:47 PM
well just chased zoney all over the water in the middle in his running 152 tried to circle me over his carrier over and over. those jg11 boys...good thing they are nits i like  easy kills.
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: xPoisonx on June 07, 2014, 09:36:26 PM
well just chased zoney all over the water in the middle in his running 152 tried to circle me over his carrier over and over. those jg11 boys...good thing they are nits i like  easy kills.

That's how they keep their k/d up  :aok
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: GhostCDB on June 07, 2014, 09:37:32 PM
I am interested in learning more of his shade account.
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Tutor on June 07, 2014, 09:44:23 PM
my favorite part of this is the 5 people saying " ya its not weird he knew exactly where the goon was 35 miles away from the base" from experience i can take off and given a 360 degrees perimeter around town that extends out atleast 35 miles..... experience tells me exactly where to fly to find the goon. its amazing since we staged the goon away from the main route of the base and there were no friendly targets around him and the goon was not in a dar ring but yep experience leads you to them everytime lol. "excuse me sir i want some of what he is having"...i must not be eating enough wheaties.
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Dragon Tamer on June 07, 2014, 09:56:47 PM
I am interested in learning more of his shade account.

Great minds think alike, I'll have to introduce you to my buddy. I think you two will get along well.  :)
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: ROC on June 07, 2014, 09:57:23 PM
Oh well, tried to help, could have learned how others do it but I think you just confused "you can't do it" with "it can't be done".  Have fun with it :) I'm out, got goons to go hunt.  Just spent 3 hours in a mind blowing scenario based entirely on a hundred people trying to find out where the bad guys are with no dar, no counters, and and entire map with mostly water using nothing but gut instinct, planning and critical thinking, but that's ok, I'm sure we just did it wrong ;) They found the fleets by the way.  Imagine that.    Carry on.

Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Meatwad on June 07, 2014, 10:06:20 PM
ya you can protect a goon when you park it 35  miles from a base and they fly right to it bypassing all other targets just to shoot it down ya our bad on not protecting it.

I did that quite a bit.

The funny thing is the hoarde is so interested in going in to vulch a base that no one even makes an attempt to stop the lone LA7 150ft the deck to kill the C47 way in back

 :ahand
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Tutor on June 07, 2014, 10:14:34 PM
the c47 wasnt way in the back he wasnt behind the main force we werent trying to protect him. he was completely off on his own. there was no way to deduce his location other then look at the radar on your shade account.
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: ROC on June 07, 2014, 10:32:56 PM
 :rofl

Mistake 1.
Quote
werent trying to protect him
Mistake 2.
Quote
he was completely off on his own
Mistake 3.
Quote
there was no way to deduce his location other then look at the radar on your shade account.
Mistake 4. Trying to teach you anything. 
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Gman on June 07, 2014, 10:35:52 PM
Tutor, it's very possible that no "shade" or "zomg zpies!" were used.  This sort of thing happens all the time.  Zoney is one of the best overall players in the game.  Anticipating goon location isn't rocket science, the distances between bases aren't all that far, and fighters can cover 3 times the distance goons can.  If you're really that concerned about taking bases and winning the "game"...well....previous complaint threads regarding this and shade accounts/spies should show you that -

(http://37.media.tumblr.com/8e445b42fe15715d83fdada225dac799/tumblr_mzcjjdIclA1qi5gjzo1_500.gif)
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Lusche on June 07, 2014, 10:37:15 PM
(http://i343.photobucket.com/albums/o460/caldera_08/sfoxcryingtheblues.jpg~original)




Well, they busted my shadery when I found a high alt bomber of theirs, going for a very obvious target (on ozkansas) and flying right through a friendly CV radar range in the attempt to get around my patrol  :D
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Tutor on June 07, 2014, 10:41:35 PM
didnt realize so many democrats played this game.............interesting. :O
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Karnak on June 07, 2014, 10:42:27 PM
didnt realize so many democrats played this game.............interesting. :O
Oh.  That explains it.

Sorry to hear that you are Reality Challenged.
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: VonMessa on June 07, 2014, 10:47:22 PM
A whine has been recorded.
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: glzsqd on June 07, 2014, 10:49:51 PM
What do you mean our big b29 mission got intercepted!?!?! :mad:

why don't you learn to fight off the single 152 bud, holy cow! Is it really that much fun flying 2 hour bombing sortie just to press the Y and U button and than Secondary trigger?
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Tutor on June 07, 2014, 10:50:45 PM
this is awesome haha who wants to lick which side of my rear
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Lusche on June 07, 2014, 10:52:13 PM
I envy your wit  :old:
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Tutor on June 07, 2014, 10:54:13 PM
moderator finally grew a pair and muted me for 2 hours just about had to violate his wife to get him to take action no wonder its so easy to get away with stuff in this game.
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: xPoisonx on June 07, 2014, 11:02:23 PM
This is insane
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Latrobe on June 07, 2014, 11:13:07 PM
What do you mean our big b29 mission got intercepted!?!?! :mad:

why don't you learn to fight off the single 152 bud, holy cow! Is it really that much fun flying 2 hour bombing sortie just to press the Y and U button and than Secondary trigger?

A single 152 is easy meat. Me and Whiskey2 were flying B17s into a furball the other night. We fought off about 6-8 planes and usually killed 5 of them before we died.  :D





This thread is really good.
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: BaldEagl on June 07, 2014, 11:22:21 PM
 :rofl   :aok
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: skorpx1 on June 07, 2014, 11:28:31 PM
Just getting IN while I can.
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Tutor on June 07, 2014, 11:29:22 PM
i know what i need to do. find one of the best bomber pilots on the nit or bish go get a second account and just stalk him 24/7 pick him over and over follow him everywhere and then be like uh dude its experience i just know whats going on in the game you silly noob you.
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Tutor on June 07, 2014, 11:31:51 PM
eh this game isnt worth 30 a month so that idea is out  :cry
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Nathan60 on June 07, 2014, 11:34:30 PM
wag more bark less, good advise INdeed. Tell me this guy isn't a knight cant wait to kill him.
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Tutor on June 07, 2014, 11:37:07 PM
come on over nathan more easy kills for me
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Tutor on June 07, 2014, 11:40:05 PM
all this wine no skull to drink it from. nathan where you at
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: GhostCDB on June 07, 2014, 11:52:11 PM
Oh.  That explains it.

Sorry to hear that you are Reality Challenged.

 :rofl
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: GhostCDB on June 07, 2014, 11:53:28 PM
moderator finally grew a pair and muted me for 2 hours just about had to violate his wife to get him to take action no wonder its so easy to get away with stuff in this game.

Please ban this guy  :lol

Apparently I am a 50 year old man who lives in a trailer park.

SSgt Mags would love you Tutor, his ingame name is Gunny.
One of my instructors at school, look him up.  :P
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Nathan60 on June 07, 2014, 11:53:39 PM
all this wine no skull to drink it from. nathan where you at
I don't reply to speds that cant figure a guys in game name by looking at the tag line.

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-cc64NM24Lv8/UYLCWmc_djI/AAAAAAAAJXg/MRciaBP0dEM/s640/Neil-deGrasse-Tyson-we-got-a-badass-over-here-animated.gif)
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Volron on June 07, 2014, 11:59:18 PM
Oh.  That explains it.

Sorry to hear that you are Reality Challenged.

 :rofl


Well, bout time to get another one...
(http://i1213.photobucket.com/albums/cc473/UnkShadow/InBeforeTheLock-1.gif)
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Tutor on June 08, 2014, 12:02:20 AM
janitors play a key role at the naval academy without them the toilets would be nasty.
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Nathan60 on June 08, 2014, 12:02:21 AM
Is it happy go fun gif time?
(http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130629185037/degrassi/images/5/5b/Bth_yay.gif)
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Banshee7 on June 08, 2014, 12:03:37 AM
20 bucks says this guy can't hold his own in a fight. Another 20 says he'll never learn.

#S#



Josh
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Volron on June 08, 2014, 12:06:16 AM
20 bucks says this guy can't hold his own in a fight. Another 20 says he'll never learn.

#S#



Josh

No.  I don't feel like giving you money. :noid
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Tutor on June 08, 2014, 12:06:25 AM
just had snailman run from me and try to drag me over the strat ack just to dive and quickly land at a base on the other side of the ack so if the #3 guy can run like a girl its fair game for the rest of us. your words have no meaning
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: glzsqd on June 08, 2014, 12:09:32 AM
j :mad:

 ^^^^^^^
BIG WINNER

^^^^^^^^^^^
REALLY COOL GUY

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
HAPPY PERSON WHO IS TOTALLY NOT THROWING A INTERNET TEMPERTANRUM
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Tutor on June 08, 2014, 12:11:18 AM
this is great my friends and i getting all kinds of laughs from you guys all butt hurt cause we could honestly care less if you like me/us or not. "i really wish we could be friends while i shoot you down" sniffle sniffle oh well
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Nathan60 on June 08, 2014, 12:12:54 AM
^^^^^^^
BIG WINNER

^^^^^^^^^^^
REALLY COOL GUY

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
HAPPY PERSON WHO IS TOTALLY NOT THROWING A INTERNET TEMPERTANRUM
PLease include gif from this point on.  HEre you can use this one (http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m92lrhHXK51r0z3y7o1_500.gif)
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Lusche on June 08, 2014, 12:13:13 AM
just had snailman run from me and try to drag me over the strat ack just to dive and quickly land at a base on the other side of the ack so if the #3 guy can run like a girl its fair game for the rest of us. your words have no meaning


For your information, the factories don't have any puffy ack at all. So no way do "drag you into ack" at 20k.
Furthermore, I had to land somewhere after killing the Lancs. If i had tried to land at 199, both you and your friend (which your are conveniently leaving out of your tale) would have vulched me - as you have stated on 200 yourself. So I chose to land one base further back (the same base I actually took off from).


If you still think you are a mighty brave warrior pwning me ... more power to you.  :banana:

Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Lusche on June 08, 2014, 12:14:09 AM
this is great my friends and i getting all kinds of laughs from you guys all butt hurt cause we could honestly care less if you like me/us or not. "i really wish we could be friends while i shoot you down" sniffle sniffle oh well

Looking at this thread it's very clear the only one "butthurt" here is... you :)
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Tutor on June 08, 2014, 12:14:41 AM
i honestly hope you guys all hate my guts because when it says tutor shot you down it will make it that much sweeter
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Nathan60 on June 08, 2014, 12:18:35 AM
this is great my friends and i getting all kinds of laughs from you guys all butt hurt cause we could honestly care less if you like me/us or not. "i really wish we could be friends while i shoot you down" sniffle sniffle oh well
don't lie trying to impress us we all know your friends list looks about like this
(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/1158287/tumbleweed-o.gif)
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Tutor on June 08, 2014, 12:20:02 AM
ohh nathan gets 10 points for creativity. i have more friends on facebook so i obviously must be cooler than you. :banana:
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: BaldEagl on June 08, 2014, 12:21:43 AM
nevermind
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Nathan60 on June 08, 2014, 12:23:30 AM
ohh nathan gets 10 points for creativity. i have more friends on facebook so i obviously must be cooler than you. :banana:
I meant on your phone, but you can go with FB if ya want.  You're too cool for me toodaloo
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: glzsqd on June 08, 2014, 12:23:54 AM
ohh nathan gets 10 points for creativity. i have more friends on facebook so i obviously must be cooler than you. :banana:

Was the goon okay? :frown:


I love how he's acting like his plan the whole time was to be this master mind troll sucking us all into his LOL traps, when In reality he was barely fighting back tears as he posted a thread about a Dead goon and some spilt perk points.
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Tutor on June 08, 2014, 12:24:10 AM
ya its pretty large and impressive makes it a real burden sometimes being the smartest guy in the room it helps to know there are such caring people as you baldy.
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Tutor on June 08, 2014, 12:25:13 AM
actually i spilled the perk pts crashing the b29s in the trees before the shade.
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Nathan60 on June 08, 2014, 12:27:55 AM
ya its pretty large and impressive makes it a real burden sometimes being the smartest guy in the room it helps to know there are such caring people as you baldy.
who lied to you? That being the smartest guy in the room this is great you should try it some time.


EDIT left this out
(http://cdn1.vox-cdn.com/assets/4271431/The-Trot.gif)
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Tutor on June 08, 2014, 12:30:38 AM
nathan i just noticed you said toodaloo thats pretty funny lol 5 more pts for you
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: skorpx1 on June 08, 2014, 12:33:59 AM
I'm only posting in this thread again so I can truly admire the .gifs being posted.
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: glzsqd on June 08, 2014, 12:38:19 AM
How do I shot GIF?
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: eeyore on June 08, 2014, 12:48:36 AM
(http://media.giphy.com/media/6aAxzpucEzyPS/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Tutor on June 08, 2014, 12:48:52 AM
anyone can post here its a free country you can sleep safe with django on watch
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: eeyore on June 08, 2014, 12:54:45 AM
(http://media.giphy.com/media/avh9qXgKD1TwY/giphy.gif)

Seriously, it's a game, relax and have fun. No point stressing over a stupid cartoon game.
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: kvuo75 on June 08, 2014, 12:56:08 AM
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Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: MajWoody on June 08, 2014, 12:56:40 AM
I don't think anyone will be posting in this thread come morning.  :aok
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Tutor on June 08, 2014, 01:02:36 AM
the bish will be they always up in the early AM taking all the bases back
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: eeyore on June 08, 2014, 01:07:27 AM
He's back. Hours of entertainment that guy.
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Tutor on June 08, 2014, 01:09:47 AM
eeyore your only a copper member thats sad you need to kick it up a notch
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: eeyore on June 08, 2014, 01:14:13 AM
Tutor you are my hero. You have the no shame or sense. Proudly parading around like the peacock.

(https://i.imgur.com/rwD60k6.gif)
(https://i.imgur.com/IgigNYK.gif)
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: GhostCDB on June 08, 2014, 01:20:36 AM
Proudly parading around like the peacock.

I am in tears after reading that  :rofl
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Tutor on June 08, 2014, 01:24:46 AM
django your letting the bish and nits beat us up pretty bad thought you were better than that
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Biggamer on June 08, 2014, 01:45:47 AM
20 bucks says this guy can't hold his own in a fight.

#S#



Josh
one day last week we was taking some knight bases in Late war i upped a set of lancs and followed Tutor into a base he had a few friendlys around him that later i learned was his squaddies, as i was approaching town i got jumped by a KI-84 i think it was and tutor picked him up well i WF town deacked the Town and killed 4 other fighters with a set of lancs on the deck he was still fighting said con and draging him over town after i ask him not to several time he got the M3 killed and when i ask him why he would not go away and got M3 killed it was then my fault because there was too many fighters ROFL the only 1 left was the one he could not kill or drag away to take the base so you are prob right banshee
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Debrody on June 08, 2014, 02:05:05 AM
Someone's 30k b29 got killed by a 35k 152.
Time to call the whaambulance.


Awesomeness  :lol
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: JimmyC on June 08, 2014, 02:12:45 AM
 :rofl

all tutors 25 post are in this thread..

outstanding!

thanks for the giggles
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Tutor on June 08, 2014, 03:04:04 AM
lol bigg gamer your the biggest retard of all and you must be a senator you sure know how to twist a story to make it sound good if you havent already you should run for office you little snake you.

p.s. join the bish so i can farm kills off you
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Tutor on June 08, 2014, 03:06:50 AM
this forum is trolled by nothing but idiots everyone who posts here with like 500-5000 posts sounds like they graduated middle school if they were lucky.
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Tutor on June 08, 2014, 03:08:32 AM
every dude is like giggle giggle you got killed by a 152 giggle giggle i should of used smaller words in the story so you guys could understand it better......pathetic
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: xPoisonx on June 08, 2014, 03:09:21 AM
 :noid
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Latrobe on June 08, 2014, 03:18:47 AM
This just keeps getting better and better!  :lol
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Debrody on June 08, 2014, 03:23:51 AM
lol bigg gamer your the biggest retard of all and you must be a senator you sure know how to twist a story to make it sound good if you havent already you should run for office you little snake you.

p.s. join the bish so i can farm kills off you
Report worthy.

this forum is trolled by nothing but idiots everyone who posts here with like 500-5000 posts sounds like they graduated middle school if they were lucky.
Exactly. They make 30+ posts over getting killed once, how immature they are. P.S. about to finish my Bsc (energetics) next year, what about you?

every dude is like giggle giggle you got killed by a 152 giggle giggle i should of used smaller words in the story so you guys could understand it better......pathetic
We perfectly understand it, belive me. Maybe try looking into the mirror before using the word "pathetic" though.

(http://www.inthemomlight.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/cry-baby.jpg)
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Xavier on June 08, 2014, 04:01:49 AM
join the bish so i can farm kills off you

The bish got the best rides around, you're just another jealous peasant.

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Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Volron on June 08, 2014, 04:12:41 AM
every dude is like giggle giggle you got killed by a 152 giggle giggle i should of used smaller words in the story so you guys could understand it better......pathetic

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Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: MrRiplEy[H] on June 08, 2014, 04:29:45 AM
I find it ridiculous how people defend the abusers of the game. Like nobody knows people spy and use whatever dishonest ways to win they can think of.

I remember taking a buff fleet to enemy hq once. I took great care to fly outside of dar circles and didn't even raise a darbar all by myself. Despite taking the long route around many enemy bases, looping far off hq before turning towards it and not flashing anything and not encountering a single enemy on the way, there were two 20+k interceptors waiting. There's no other possible explanation but spying. No way it was a coicidence that there were 20+k loitering fighters deep inside enemy territory.

In the end it made little difference as I was already past 30k, let my bomb load go and used the buff lasers to hack down the climbing enemy. But they were there, knowing I was coming.

Stuff like this eats away fun from the game when you see others are playing unfair.
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Copprhed on June 08, 2014, 04:34:39 AM
I find it ridiculous how people defend the abusers of the game. Like nobody knows people spy and use whatever dishonest ways to win they can think of.

I remember taking a buff fleet to enemy hq once. I took great care to fly outside of dar circles and didn't even raise a darbar all by myself. Despite taking the long route around many enemy bases, looping far off hq before turning towards it and not flashing anything and not encountering a single enemy on the way, there were two 20+k interceptors waiting. There's no other possible explanation but spying. No way it was a coicidence that there were 20+k loitering fighters deep inside enemy territory.

In the end it made little difference as I was already past 30k, let my bomb load go and used the buff lasers to hack down the climbing enemy. But they were there, knowing I was coming.

Stuff like this eats away fun from the game when you see others are playing unfair.
You do realize that you don't see your own dar bar, but others can? No spiez...I mean really....
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: MrRiplEy[H] on June 08, 2014, 04:40:05 AM
You do realize that you don't see your own dar bar, but others can? No spiez...I mean really....

No I did not realize that someone can see the darbar when there's no darbar visible for friendlies.
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: VonMessa on June 08, 2014, 04:47:32 AM
Someone's 30k b29 got killed by a 35k 152.
Time to call the whaambulance.


Awesomeness  :lol

Actually, he got killed in his pony by Zoney.   :D
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Kodiak on June 08, 2014, 04:57:34 AM
It's kind of surprising there wasn't a Corsair 10k above Zoney.  :)

 :lol
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Debrody on June 08, 2014, 05:03:32 AM
Actually, he got killed in his pony by Zoney.   :D
Shit happens when youre hung over after a mechanics exam  :P

Nice fail of mine though  :lol
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: VonMessa on June 08, 2014, 05:05:05 AM
Shit happens when youre hung over after a mechanics exam  :P

Nice fail of mine though  :lol

Sorry, I wasn't trying to point out your failure, I just wanted to rhyme.
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Lusche on June 08, 2014, 05:18:11 AM
No I did not realize that someone can see the darbar when there's no darbar visible for friendlies.

So you claim did no darbar at all yet you state "I was already at 30k" when you met the "20k+ interceptors" ?  :headscratch:

Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: RotBaron on June 08, 2014, 05:26:23 AM
As Lusche said, 30k, but you didn't create a darbar???
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: VonMessa on June 08, 2014, 05:28:33 AM
As Lusche said, 30k, but you didn't create a darbar???

Didn't see his own...
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Lusche on June 08, 2014, 05:30:54 AM
Didn't see his own...

But that's not what he's saying...  :headscratch:
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: RotBaron on June 08, 2014, 05:32:35 AM
rgr   hope he also means strats and not HQ, at 30k I'd imagine a lone HQ raid would be pointless, I've only done it successfully from below 8k.
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: RotBaron on June 08, 2014, 05:34:29 AM
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Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Lusche on June 08, 2014, 05:40:29 AM
rgr   hope he also means strats and not HQ, at 30k I'd imagine a lone HQ raid would be pointless, I've only done it successfully from below 8k.

You can solo kill HQ from about any altitude in a Lancaster can reach. My own last  4 successful solo HQ killings had all been from 14k.
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: RotBaron on June 08, 2014, 05:45:46 AM
rgr, ty, I would have thought the bombs would disperse too much. Good to know.
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: JimmyC on June 08, 2014, 05:47:58 AM
This discussion took a serious serve to sanity....
Please rectify this immediately. .

And kids.....crack is wack
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Coalcat1 on June 08, 2014, 05:49:32 AM
Let's see, thread is gonna get rule 4,8, and mostlikely rule 14ed at some point. Anyone wanna take bets?  :D
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: RotBaron on June 08, 2014, 05:58:19 AM
Let's see, thread is gonna get rule 4,8, and mostlikely rule 14ed at some point. Anyone wanna take bets?  :D

I can imagine Zoney laughing his tail off at the moment or when he reads this, really doesn't need mod'n...


'spose rules r rules...

thicker skin would do wonders for many
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: SPKmes on June 08, 2014, 05:58:27 AM
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Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Coalcat1 on June 08, 2014, 06:09:10 AM
^^^^^^^
BIG WINNER

^^^^^^^^^^^
REALLY COOL GUY

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
HAPPY PERSON WHO IS TOTALLY NOT THROWING A INTERNET TEMPERTANRUM
   :rofl at this whole thread, place your bets for the amount of time it take to get locked from this point
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Debrody on June 08, 2014, 06:36:43 AM
Sorry, I wasn't trying to point out your failure, I just wanted to rhyme.
np at all, just having fun trolling around  :lol
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: mbailey on June 08, 2014, 07:04:19 AM
Wtg Zoney!   :salute :aok
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Lusche on June 08, 2014, 07:11:07 AM
In three consecutive bomber missions over the course several hours, I was yesterday attacked by verF420 in his Me 410. At one point he totally obliterated my formation of B-29s (costing me more than 400 perks)  :ahand.
I guess I'm now supposed to "call him out" for "proven shadery" on the BBS instead of admiring how very skillful he was using his plane and the 50mm gun on it  :noid
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Nathan60 on June 08, 2014, 07:13:26 AM
So you claim did no darbar at all yet you state "I was already at 30k" when you met the "20k+ interceptors" ?  :headscratch:


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Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: MrRiplEy[H] on June 08, 2014, 07:33:21 AM
So you claim did no darbar at all yet you state "I was already at 30k" when you met the "20k+ interceptors" ?  :headscratch:



Yes I did not see that I created a darbar on any sector I passed. So I assumed nobody could possibly know I was there.
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Lusche on June 08, 2014, 07:36:09 AM
Yes I did not see that I created a darbar on any sector I passed. So I assumed nobody could possibly know I was there.

Ahh...
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Max on June 08, 2014, 07:44:42 AM
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And that's all I have to say about this.  :devil
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: USCH on June 08, 2014, 08:10:05 AM
my favorite part of this is the 5 people saying " ya its not weird he knew exactly where the goon was 35 miles away from the base" from experience i can take off and given a 360 degrees perimeter around town that extends out atleast 35 miles..... experience tells me exactly where to fly to find the goon. its amazing since we staged the goon away from the main route of the base and there were no friendly targets around him and the goon was not in a dar ring but yep experience leads you to them everytime lol. "excuse me sir i want some of what he is having"...i must not be eating enough wheaties.
if you dont know the correct answer to what happened to you, you need to see a shrink. And no, the guy wasnt hacking or cheating, you werent thinking. and as this thred will show you by the countless pros, who are looking at you like your nuts or just a dumb jerk. you need to THINK MORE. you can do it you can do it.....  :headscratch:
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Dragon Tamer on June 08, 2014, 11:10:13 AM
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And that's all I have to say about this.  :devil

 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: TonyJoey on June 08, 2014, 11:43:50 AM
Speaking of dar bar, I've noticed that it doesn't seem to register in certain cases until I'm within a certain distance of an enemy plane. For example, if the Bish are hoarding a base I will often fly to the next base to interdict the reinforcements. However, the whole time I'm flying there, no dar bar is showing, only for me to arrive on scene, have the dar bar change, and then spot 3 cons well above the dar bar alt. In other words they were climbing out without dar bar showing until I got within a certain range of them. Is there any explanation for this phenomenon?
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: GhostCDB on June 08, 2014, 11:54:33 AM
Speaking of dar bar, I've noticed that it doesn't seem to register in certain cases until I'm within a certain distance of an enemy plane. For example, if the Bish are hoarding a base I will often fly to the next base to interdict the reinforcements. However, the whole time I'm flying there, no dar bar is showing, only for me to arrive on scene, have the dar bar change, and then spot 3 cons well above the dar bar alt. In other words they were climbing out without dar bar showing until I got within a certain range of them. Is there any explanation for this phenomenon?

Yeah it is a dar bar glitch.
A lot have complained about it but HTC hasn't fixed it yet.

Drives me insane to have a dar bar pop up out of no where when I am climbing just to see that the dar bar is a contact higher than me.

 :rolleyes:
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Lusche on June 08, 2014, 11:55:30 AM
Speaking of dar bar, I've noticed that it doesn't seem to register in certain cases until I'm within a certain distance of an enemy plane. For example, if the Bish are hoarding a base I will often fly to the next base to interdict the reinforcements. However, the whole time I'm flying there, no dar bar is showing, only for me to arrive on scene, have the dar bar change, and then spot 3 cons well above the dar bar alt. In other words they were climbing out without dar bar showing until I got within a certain range of them. Is there any explanation for this phenomenon?


That's one of several incarnations of the darbar bug a lot of us are pointing out for years now - darbar only registering when a con/mission enters visual range or is hitting a (working) darbar. I had been racing on the deck to intercept supposed "noe" strat raiders on tagma which suddenly turned out to fly at 20k.
I have seen a pair of friendly bombers flying across the map at 25k to enemy strats without showing any green dar to me at all. I've been jumped by enemy fighters at 20+k which triggered a darbar only the moment they came in view.

Or yesterday: I had a green darbar moving across the top sectors of the map without any friendly con being actually flying up there.
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Reaper90 on June 08, 2014, 12:29:59 PM
 :rofl :rofl :rofl at this thread and the OP.... taking stupid to whole new levels!

Who is this clown in-game? same name as bbs?
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: uptown on June 08, 2014, 12:34:51 PM
I don't know why people feel the need to bring this useless, unthought out crap to the forums.
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Lusche on June 08, 2014, 12:38:07 PM
I don't know why people feel the need to bring this useless, unthought out crap to the forums.

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 :D
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: kano on June 08, 2014, 12:38:39 PM
I don't know why people feel the need to bring this useless, unthought out crap to the forums.

Attention would be my number 1 guess lol

EatG
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: ROC on June 08, 2014, 12:51:40 PM
Quote
I've been jumped by enemy fighters at 20+k which triggered a darbar only the moment they came in view.
Depending on where you are, and what the radar conditions are, this is possible.
There is Tower range, that will trigger radar settings within the tower ring, Full radar, which is controlled by the HQ, and Range, which is triggered by a plane being near you, it's your personal radar.  If you are outside of a functioning radar ring, and out of the coverage the HQ provides, you will get Range when they come near you.
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: RotBaron on June 08, 2014, 12:57:44 PM
Attention would be my number 1 guess lol

EatG


In my best Alex Trebek voice, Noooooo, sorry the correct answer is what is tequila.
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Lusche on June 08, 2014, 12:58:08 PM
Depending on where you are, and what the radar conditions are, this is possible.
There is Tower range, that will trigger radar settings within the tower ring, Full radar, which is controlled by the HQ, and Range, which is triggered by a plane being near you, it's your personal radar.  If you are outside of a functioning radar ring, and out of the coverage the HQ provides, you will get Range when they come near you.


Well, first of all I'm talking strictly about the MA, which has consistent settings.
Second, and most importantly, the effect is totally random, happens only occasionally and has no consistence at all. I can see debars moving across the map all the time at any range (that's been my main means of spotting long range high alt bombers). And then, all off a sudden, there are one or two specific friendly cons at altitude that do not make ANY darbar for me... while everyone else all across the map does.
Darbar jumping up only when enemy cons get into view at 20k is also an occasional, highly erratic 'feature'. There is no logic of game mechanics behind it, it's all a bug, up top the very obvious "phantom darbar" effect.

Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: JOACH1M on June 08, 2014, 01:03:14 PM
 :rofl


Tutor owned himself.  :rofl
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: REP0MAN on June 08, 2014, 01:40:18 PM
Holy Crap, I missed getting IN on this last night. Still a gem that continues to provide LoLs.

I don't know if I want to be one of his "friends".

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Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: Volron on June 08, 2014, 01:44:16 PM
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 :D

 :lol
Title: Re: @Zoney
Post by: hitech on June 08, 2014, 01:46:08 PM
The OP was a rule #4 hence the hole thread is locked.