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Title: *** Official Un-Official Crabby Goon Tour Update Thread ***
Post by: vHACKv on July 01, 2015, 11:27:00 PM
Right now as it stands the Crabb is crawling along with 3 kills for 21 deaths.

Kill #1) Zubb in a 190A-8, I have on quasi-reputable authority this was a vulch fail.

Kill #2) 68Austex in a Il-2... how? (seems suspiciously like a flaming proxy)

Kill #3) gp5 in a Yak-3, with a lawndart type fashion, diving from 22k

gp5 is making headlines again! He is tied with Monti with 4 kills each on the Crabb. One seems motivated by revenge... the other just seems infatuated with decapod crustaceans. Don't forget Zubb though, he does have a revenge kill of the bottom feeding exoskeleton in there. Only 68Austex is rolling with a fat goose egg with no counter blow to show. Remember this is the uber threatening un-armed troop / supply transport. Hang in there buddy... it is going to be a long tour.

The #1 plane used to kill the Transport Crabb is the BF109k-4 with 5 kills, and the #1 GV is the T-34/85 with 3 kills. Honorable mention to Monti again for the B-24 aggressor kill.


More updates to follow :aok
Scuttle along with your drunks and Sherman parts brave little exoskeleton  :salute
Title: Re: *** Official Un-Official Crabby Goon Tour Update Thread ***
Post by: glzsqd on July 01, 2015, 11:35:18 PM
Ill escort him in mossie bombers! ANd steal his kills! :devil
Title: Re: *** Official Un-Official Crabby Goon Tour Update Thread ***
Post by: bozon on July 02, 2015, 12:57:27 AM
Too bad planes can't collide with paratroopers - crab could have  thrown his troops at the enemy.
Title: Re: *** Official Un-Official Crabby Goon Tour Update Thread ***
Post by: Wiley on July 02, 2015, 01:24:55 AM
Too bad planes can't collide with paratroopers - crab could have  thrown his troops at the enemy.

 :x

That... that needs to be in the next version.  'Private Jackson, you WILL leap out of this aircraft and throw yourself into the prop of the pursuing fighter!'

Wiley.
Title: Re: *** Official Un-Official Crabby Goon Tour Update Thread ***
Post by: Oyabun on July 03, 2015, 04:20:47 PM
Update?
Title: Re: *** Official Un-Official Crabby Goon Tour Update Thread ***
Post by: MrKrabs on July 04, 2015, 02:08:02 PM
Update?

Hack is slacking off... ANYWAYS

Kill #4) 49Dallas in a C-47, rightfully dispatched by the far superior goon.
Title: Re: *** Official Un-Official Crabby Goon Tour Update Thread ***
Post by: vHACKv on July 04, 2015, 04:12:55 PM
Out of town, stats page on AH website does not work on iPad and android, file formal protests with Skuzzy :bolt:
Title: Re: *** Official Un-Official Crabby Goon Tour Update Thread ***
Post by: Oyabun on July 04, 2015, 05:19:02 PM
Fear.... The.... C-47 ?  :rofl  :bolt:
Title: Re: *** Official Un-Official Crabby Goon Tour Update Thread ***
Post by: pipz on July 04, 2015, 07:06:49 PM
I personally witnessed at close range Crabby ram a Yak3 with his goon after which both planes went down. Well done old man!!!!  :aok
Title: Re: *** Official Un-Official Crabby Goon Tour Update Thread ***
Post by: JVboob on July 04, 2015, 11:51:49 PM
Crabby my P40E will fly along side you. I hate being the juicy target some times LOL crab bait tends to make them bite
Title: Re: *** Official Un-Official Crabby Goon Tour Update Thread ***
Post by: Naughty on July 05, 2015, 07:22:59 PM
 I watched a few auger trying to get him yesterday. I believe I read on country that he landed 3 kills with his goon. I was drunk so this could be wrong.
Title: Re: *** Official Un-Official Crabby Goon Tour Update Thread ***
Post by: mikev on July 05, 2015, 07:47:18 PM
ho hum crabby even i can land kills in a goon hehehehe  lets see ya do it in a storch

(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff115/MAVADAKIN_2007/ahss0.jpg)[/URL]
Title: Re: *** Official Un-Official Crabby Goon Tour Update Thread ***
Post by: MrKrabs on July 08, 2015, 12:10:12 AM
Update!!

The death toll is mounting!

Kill #5) Snargly in a Panzer H, towered in sheer terror.

Kill #6) snake325 in a Spitfire MK XIV figuring it would be safer underwater from the mighty goon.

Kill #7) LJB727 in a BREWSTER, dove from high alt only to black-out and auger after one turn.

In other news the kill race is heating up between Monti and GP5 with 5 kills each! They'll be feasting on crab claws while people run in fear of the mighty Tactical Attack Goon! (T.A.G.) that holds 7 kills for 70 deaths!
Title: Re: *** Official Un-Official Crabby Goon Tour Update Thread ***
Post by: Latrobe on July 08, 2015, 12:13:37 AM
A brew kill should count as 2!  :D
Title: Re: *** Official Un-Official Crabby Goon Tour Update Thread ***
Post by: scott66 on July 08, 2015, 01:34:08 AM
MR CRABBY COULD YOU PLEASE STOP CAPPING OUR BASE WITH THAT RUST BUCKET YOU CALL A C47!! :devil
Title: Re: *** Official Un-Official Crabby Goon Tour Update Thread ***
Post by: mikev on July 08, 2015, 01:50:41 AM
ya how come you only bring that weed killer to the bish . now after the DA and i learned the hover mode i may saw off your wings with my prop
Title: Re: *** Official Un-Official Crabby Goon Tour Update Thread ***
Post by: Zimme83 on July 08, 2015, 01:52:35 AM
A brew kill should count as 2!  :D

May u be vulched by a thousand Brewsters  :old:
Title: Re: *** Official Un-Official Crabby Goon Tour Update Thread ***
Post by: MrKrabs on July 08, 2015, 08:57:52 PM
MR CRABBY COULD YOU PLEASE ENACTING GOON DOMINATION ON OUR BASE WITH THAT MAJESTIC KILLING MACHINE YOU CALL A C47!! :devil

Fixed
Title: Re: *** Official Un-Official Crabby Goon Tour Update Thread ***
Post by: scott66 on July 08, 2015, 11:01:08 PM
Fixed
lol I do like the way you write crabby
Title: Re: *** Official Un-Official Crabby Goon Tour Update Thread ***
Post by: MrKrabs on July 09, 2015, 09:47:17 AM
Death Was Abundant In Bishland Last Night!

Kill #8) Noman in a Me 262 brought down by squirrels only trying to protect their shipment of nuts.

Kill #9) Banshee5 in a Hurricane MK IIC distracted by personal matters.

Kill #10) Deadmann in a N1K2 death by collision.

Kill #11) PropNut in a Yak3 died gallantly in a close confrontation with the Tactical Attack Goon killing the TAG however hitting the ground before the dismantled goon.

The kill race leaders Monti (5) and Gp5 (5) are being challenged by the tactical base capping strategy of Rupaul who now possesses (4) kills on the mighty TAG.

I have also met my goal of 10 kills for the tour in a goon and now aiming for 50!

To celebrate the achievement... I'll just leave this here... I'm sure Latrobe would appreciate the extermination of Brewsters.

(Moments Before The Ram)
(http://www.ah-freebirds.com/forum/gallery/2_09_07_15_10_41_21.jpeg)

("Saving" a Pony... "Does this count as picking?")
http://www.ah-freebirds.com/BrewRamFtw.zip (http://www.ah-freebirds.com/BrewRamFtw.zip)

Thanks to the Bish at A68 last night for the good fun!  :rock

Title: Re: *** Official Un-Official Crabby Goon Tour Update Thread ***
Post by: waystin2 on July 09, 2015, 10:51:27 AM
Silly Crab.  Kills are for Pigs.  :D
Title: Re: *** Official Un-Official Crabby Goon Tour Update Thread ***
Post by: MrKrabs on July 09, 2015, 03:29:44 PM
Silly Crab.  Kills are for Pigs.  :D

Then hurry up, gather the pigs, and harvest the plentiful bounty that tries to kill me!  :devil
Title: Re: *** Official Un-Official Crabby Goon Tour Update Thread ***
Post by: JVboob on July 10, 2015, 01:33:10 AM
Thou are not safe from T.A.G in ack for he has chaff (GERONIMOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
Title: Re: *** Official Un-Official Crabby Goon Tour Update Thread ***
Post by: glzsqd on July 10, 2015, 06:23:30 AM
I was literally laughing so hard it hurt when I saw Ki43s SPit16s and 190s running from crabbies goon. OMG More people need to do Goon tours!
Title: Re: *** Official Un-Official Crabby Goon Tour Update Thread ***
Post by: LilMak on July 10, 2015, 08:13:41 AM
That was funny stuff last night.
Title: Re: *** Official Un-Official Crabby Goon Tour Update Thread ***
Post by: Skuzzy on July 10, 2015, 09:44:04 AM
Out of town, stats page on AH website does not work on iPad and android, file formal protests with Skuzzy :bolt:

Glad someone pointed out the problem.  Should work now.  Let me know if it does not.

EDIT:  The last "Statistics" panel contains too much data to scale down to a really small width.  It will take a major rewrite to create a format which will scale to small mobile devices.
Title: Re: *** Official Un-Official Crabby Goon Tour Update Thread ***
Post by: MrKrabs on July 11, 2015, 09:39:33 AM
I was literally laughing so hard it hurt when I saw Ki43s SPit16s and 190s running from crabbies goon. OMG More people need to do Goon tours!

My jaw literally dropped when these super planes are starting to avoid me.

That was funny stuff last night.

I made a good meat shield when I pulled in front of enemy guns to save you! I wonder what went through Randy1's head when he realized a goon jumped out in front of his guns to save someone.

Thou are not safe from T.A.G in ack for he has chaff (GERONIMOOOOOOOOOOOOO)

You have no idea how big of a smile I had on my face when a Tpit 14 DRAGGED me into ack and I simply kicked my troops out to absorb the ack and then imagining the look on the Twit 14 pilot's face when they realized what just happened.
Title: Re: *** Official Un-Official Crabby Goon Tour Update Thread ***
Post by: Grin on July 11, 2015, 11:06:36 AM
You were chasing that Spit for what seemed like 7 minutes.

The Goon flying front cover for the 25H mission against the CV was glorious!  :rock
Title: Re: *** Official Un-Official Crabby Goon Tour Update Thread ***
Post by: Latrobe on July 11, 2015, 04:40:33 PM
My jaw literally dropped when these super planes are starting to avoid me.


People are running from goons now? Words escape me! :rofl
Title: Re: *** Official Un-Official Crabby Goon Tour Update Thread ***
Post by: Canspec on July 11, 2015, 06:20:37 PM
I witnessed it...three of them ran away from his goon...he chased them back to their base.....
Title: Re: *** Official Un-Official Crabby Goon Tour Update Thread ***
Post by: JimmyC on July 11, 2015, 06:22:19 PM
LEGEND
Title: Re: *** Official Un-Official Crabby Goon Tour Update Thread ***
Post by: MrKrabs on July 12, 2015, 07:18:10 AM
Update time again!

Kill #12) Wagger in a P-40C shamelessly left to die by late war super planes as they fled to CV ack.

Kill #13) 6dan in a F4U-1D burned up upon re-entry from the stratosphere.

The kill race continues to tighten up as Monti and Gp5 have seemingly run into a kill-drought against the TAG since they remain at (5) kills a piece. Which of Rupaul (4), Carver (4), Hamrdown (4), HotDogMn (4) will gather up more shells to beat-out the early leaders?

Keep a look-out for the aggressive out-of-place goon that seems to be chasing you! I cannot wait until CraterMa comes up!
Title: Re: *** Official Un-Official Crabby Goon Tour Update Thread ***
Post by: vHACKv on July 15, 2015, 11:09:19 PM
Sorry I have not been able to keep this up. My grandfathers businesses partner of 50 years passed away suddenly, and I am helping everyone out. Look forward to being back next week or so. :salute
Title: Re: *** Official Un-Official Crabby Goon Tour Update Thread ***
Post by: bozon on July 16, 2015, 05:48:21 AM

Keep a look-out for the aggressive out-of-place goon that seems to be chasing you! I cannot wait until CraterMa comes up!
If I spot you I will bring my own goon, so we could have a goon duel!
Not sure how such a thing plays out. Do we try to cross each other's noses so the other collides with the lagged version of ourselves on his FE?
I propose we call this kind of duel "Lag of war".
Title: Re: *** Official Un-Official Crabby Goon Tour Update Thread ***
Post by: save on July 16, 2015, 08:41:00 AM
It would only give us more options to game the game, throwing them out at runway ends. :rolleyes:

Too bad planes can't collide with paratroopers - crab could have  thrown his troops at the enemy.
Title: Re: *** Official Un-Official Crabby Goon Tour Update Thread ***
Post by: nooby52 on July 16, 2015, 10:36:07 AM
Crabby, that blue is my favorite skin on a Goon. This is, as someone else said, LEGEND. This should be entered into the AH Hall of Fame, if such exists. If it doesn't, one should be created just because of this. :salute
Title: Re: *** Official Un-Official Crabby Goon Tour Update Thread ***
Post by: scott66 on July 16, 2015, 10:49:29 AM
I wonder what would happen if crabby dropped vehicle or base sups in the middle of a furball and it actually hit a plane...would it damage it?
Title: Re: *** Official Un-Official Crabby Goon Tour Update Thread ***
Post by: Latrobe on July 16, 2015, 10:51:47 AM
I wonder what would happen if crabby dropped vehicle or base sups in the middle of a furball and it actually hit a plane...would it damage it?

This is crabby we're talking about, of course it would! Then he'd ram them for good measure while screaming like a fool  :D
Title: Re: *** Official Un-Official Crabby Goon Tour Update Thread ***
Post by: scott66 on July 16, 2015, 12:37:11 PM
This is crabby we're talking about, of course it would! Then he'd ram them for good measure while screaming like a fool  :D
lmao true
Title: Re: *** Official Un-Official Crabby Goon Tour Update Thread ***
Post by: scott66 on July 17, 2015, 02:03:21 AM
Fun one tonight crabby with my storch lol btw my state farm agent wants to speak with you!
Title: Re: *** Official Un-Official Crabby Goon Tour Update Thread ***
Post by: MrKrabs on July 21, 2015, 01:21:58 AM
Huzzah! Finally reached #20!

Kill #14) Pounder in a Ki-61-Tei augered hit a tree not realizing that I have allied with the Squirrel Nation.

Kill #15) Propnut in "another" Yak-3 nibbled to death by what was formerly his own base ack.

Kill #16) Aleric in a M3 exploded by a secret surprise inside one of the vehicle supps I dropped.

Kill #17) Allcrapp in a Fi-156 stole his proxy while he wasn't looking.

Kill #18) DZZ400 in a Lancaster III laughing to death at my funny little goonie bird.

Kill #19) Bluenova in a Fw-190D-9 possibly died to what was his formerly his own ack when the base was stolen under him.

Kill #20) Kenai77 in a M3 died just short of saving his base from the mighty TAG.

Salute to the Bish at A156 for the very close capture. At least you guys took it back minutes later!
(http://www.ah-freebirds.com/forum/gallery/2_21_07_15_2_19_42.png)

Monti (5) and Gp5 (5) are still both tied for the most shells collected. Salute to Propnut to being my first repeat kill however he died trying to defend on his own again!

Title: Re: *** Official Un-Official Crabby Goon Tour Update Thread ***
Post by: JVboob on August 02, 2015, 02:36:18 AM
it is now august lets see final stats for the goonie adventures
Title: Re: *** Official Un-Official Crabby Goon Tour Update Thread ***
Post by: MrKrabs on August 04, 2015, 12:15:47 AM
it is now august lets see final stats for the goonie adventures

21 kills for 179 deaths and kinda got thrown out the window when the open alpha was released  :bhead

Still though, this was extremely fun.