Aw come on laser! Don't EVEN get us started on 6-gun Norris and his l33t skilz being able to pull off 2,000,000,000,000 rounds per second wit a single action colt navy revolver!!!!!! It's the only reason teh south lost the civil war!!!!!! Before leaving for teh West to single handedly dig 126 mine shafts and pan all of the rivers in California in 1 ONE!!!!!! day, Chuck was round housing his way allllllllllllll the way through Virgina and the CArolinas!!!!! You can read all about it in Chucks new book "Chuck Norris is/wuz/and always will be teh chit: A duel wit Dixe"