***The Ultimate GUY Talk Thread***

[Sox62]

<---stood at attention while wife read off a list of my days chores. Said "yes dear", and went to the garage to hide.

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That's all I have time to post.I'm off to assemble the crib.

[mechanic]

I just finished watching the movie Troy for the first time and I laughed like a drain when brad pitt died. Now that is manly.

[ROX]

I should report you for saying that. I got up at 0500 and ran 4 miles, then off to the gym for upper body work out. 0800 eat chow at dfac, next shower and jack off. To the Rec center to use wifi at 1000. Then AH till whenever, now is whenever

I am happy to see my tax dollars at work with item #6 on the list---which I understood to be reserved for those in DC.



ROX

[eagl]

Wandered past the bar at work (yea we have a bar at work), and heard some singing...

I love my wife yes I do yes I do, I looooove her truuuuuuulyyyy

I eat her **** gobble gobble chomp chomp with a rusty spoon

(chorus) with a rusty spooooonnnnn!!!!!!


I'd post the words to the rest of the song but then skuzzy would ban me for all eternity out of jealousy for having a job where you can sing dirty songs with your boss and even a handful of female co-workers, and not get fired.