Weird stuff about the bodies found in Georgia.

[chance-airwolf]

Elfen - too funny, bro!  
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[Elfenwolf]

Originally posted by Gunthr
So one day, the furnace at the crematorium craps out.

The guy gets some business later that day, and thinking on his feet, he receives the body with decorum, and then promptly takes it out back when the people leave, maybe with the good intention of cremating it as soon as he can get his furnace fixed.



What kind of dude can do this without worrying too much about it?
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Well, he obviously wasn't much of a busisnessman.He should have leased several of those Mexican Food Roach Coaches, chopped the bodies up into Burrito-sized chunks and disposed of the bodies PLUS made money selling tacos at construction sites! Hey, it's cheaper to lease a Winnebego than it is to purchase a new, EPA-approved cremation oven, especially if you buy one with a lot of options like the baby pan and the broiler rack.
Elfenwolf

PS: <> Mark, good to hear from you.

[Sikboy]

Leave it to the 50 year old rapping scientolgist Dairy Farmer to side with the tupperware mortician.

-Sikboy

[Gunthr]

While the Georgia State Police are at it, they ought to swab some of the fresher corpses for possible DNA evidence.

Its kinda like Murphy's Law.

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When I was putting seed in my birdfeeder, my young daughter asked me:

"Daddy, will the birds lay eggs in there?"

"No honey. This is a bird feeder, not a bird house."

"Well, maybe the dumb ones will lay some eggs in there."

"Yeah honey, I guess if you wait long enough, it will probabally happen."