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Offline BGBMAW

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« Reply #30 on: January 18, 2003, 03:45:35 PM »
ha ha..no we do have  a croquet court for you...Err I call it Crogay...
(use to be a link)...but Nash scared me he was gonna send my GM the Link..lololol

ill get All AH members on for free...:)

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Offline sling322

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« Reply #31 on: January 18, 2003, 04:03:22 PM »
Cool...Troon golf, eh.  I think we have a couple of Troon courses here in the Dallas/Fort Worth area.  When do I get my free passes?

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« Reply #32 on: January 18, 2003, 04:04:34 PM »
OK, with the level of bad spelling and non-existant grammar here I've concluded that the only option is to take your boss along as a guest to see...



















.... Jerry Springer

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« Reply #33 on: January 18, 2003, 07:35:17 PM »
take 2 days sick but dont provide a note come in one day then take 2 more with no note come back a following monday then call in sick for 3 ,

they will fire you without a note but so long as yu call in each day
its not job abandonment and you will get the unemployment because it was circumstances beyond your control

One thing you might do is get a answering machine that records and date stamps so you have a record of each call in sick too just to cover yer bellybutton if the employer fights it   most states do side with the employee so long as no fraud or theft or sexual harassment is involved

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« Reply #34 on: January 18, 2003, 07:52:29 PM »
Smoke a joint.

Oh wait, you said fired.

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« Reply #35 on: January 18, 2003, 07:53:48 PM »
I have the perfect idea for how to get you fired!

1st. Make a post like this.

2nd. Follow it up with a link to the actual place you work.

Now all ya need to do is antagonize someone on this BBS or out in the arena.... and sit back and just let things unfold.

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« Reply #36 on: January 18, 2003, 08:07:11 PM »
You are on a roll.

Step aside already; Let us in.

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« Reply #37 on: January 18, 2003, 08:13:27 PM »
Do you work for Pongo?

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« Reply #38 on: January 18, 2003, 08:24:58 PM »
LOLOL Rickrod..i think your s is best so far....


and NAsh...ohh please dont...lolo that would be bad im thinkn


Pongo? why what does he do?


Dam..Nash...i just did both the things you said.....

shit..im gonna hurry and remove those links..lololo



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« Reply #39 on: January 18, 2003, 08:29:25 PM »
Hey BGBMAW

12 Bridges is close to you, no?

Have you played there? One of my buddies is all hot to play it.
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« Reply #40 on: January 18, 2003, 08:56:21 PM »
ah hell yes its a sweet course..(ours is better):)..but it is a very nice setup..And yes..I can drive a ball to that club from mour course..(almost)..

They are going private towards the middle of this year though...


and Sling..i fyou want to play..for free at a troon course..you have to come here for it...California:)

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« Reply #41 on: January 18, 2003, 09:55:44 PM »
BG, where do u work??

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« Reply #42 on: January 18, 2003, 11:03:52 PM »
Wouldn't it be more mature and benificial to simply start looking for another job then just move on? Getting fired does look bad on a resume, particularly when it's for cause. If you don't like the job, go get off your duff and find one you do like instead of whining about it. :rolleyes:
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« Reply #43 on: January 18, 2003, 11:40:03 PM »
Oh boy, leave it to Maverick to try and interject a little bit of integrity into our discussion into how to manipulate the system for our personal benefit. What a killjoy.

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« Reply #44 on: January 19, 2003, 11:39:11 AM »
Yeah, we'd hate to see freeloading being limited by personal responsibility.