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Offline Capt. Pork

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« on: February 09, 2004, 12:03:41 AM »
I just took a warm shot of Sambuca(not my first), and am convinced that it's the nastiest crap out there.

I drank Absinthe in Beijing last year, crappy Vodka in Moscow this year and the worst homemade tequila in TJ just a few months ago. Nothing makes me want to yak as much as the black licorice.

I'm open to nominations.

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« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2004, 12:08:00 AM »
Gin, but it all gets the job done.

And Sambuca is good.

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« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2004, 12:09:32 AM »
I'm gonna take another shot just to make sure you're mistaken Creamo... Be back in a min.

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« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2004, 12:12:53 AM »
I still think it's gross.

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« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2004, 12:28:53 AM »
While Sambuca is nasty, it falls shy of the worst. Try shots of Akvavit or Grappa. Boy howdy!
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« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2004, 12:30:24 AM »
Isn't grappa the stuff made from Grape-skins?

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« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2004, 01:05:29 AM »
Jose Cuervo is not your friend. :)
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« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2004, 01:06:40 AM »
Wild Turkey, blah.
Three Times One Minus One.  Dayum!

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« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2004, 01:22:22 AM »
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Originally posted by Capt. Pork
I'm gonna take another shot just to make sure you're mistaken Creamo... Be back in a min.


lol, try it 3 times more and report back in.

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« Reply #9 on: February 09, 2004, 01:45:30 AM »
Southern Comfort...blech....also anything with worms in it.

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« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2004, 01:50:14 AM »
Sambuca isn't bad.  Just don't ever get drunk off of it... or you'll have a hangover that you won't soon forget.  It's a liquor tho... so some people (little girls mostly) might not be able to handle it.

Grappa is made from the waste from the grapes they make wine out of.

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« Reply #11 on: February 09, 2004, 02:02:45 AM »
Grappa is traditionally made from the lees of wine.  That's usually the stuff in the bottom of the barrel that's a little too gamey for the wine. But the distillation process makes the end result practically indistinguishable from grappa made from wine itself. Also in the Grappa group is the french Marc.

Cheap liquor is by definition bad.
Sambuca belongs to the anisette class.
Also in this group are pastis (southern french) and ouzo.  Like everything else, cheap anisette is foul stuff indeed.
The best way to get to know anisette is wait for a bloody hot day, then get yourself a tall glass.  Fill it with ice, and pour in a healthy amount of anisette at the bottom.  Then add mineral water.
Whatever you do, do not drink something called a "Bazooka" (Baileys and Sambuca). Come to think of it, anything with Baileys in it is a girl drink.


Lady Di's chauffeur was a pastis drinker.


Aquavit is based on the caraway seed, and is best consumed cold.  Makes a pretty good martini.

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« Reply #12 on: February 09, 2004, 02:10:27 AM »
grappa and aquavit are the worst, but there is alot more crap out there.

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« Reply #13 on: February 09, 2004, 02:13:35 AM »
Cheap liquor is by definition bad.

I almost challenge you to get hungover from Gordons Vodka, plastic bottle and all. You can do it, but you would have a 1.75 liter change bottle for your efforts. Not to mention a taste test with Cranberry mixer. I use Safeway Supermarket Diet Orange pop as a mixer, but still. Stoli aint going to make it better tasting or save less a headache, just money.

Vodka gimlets? Ya, Stoli please.

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« Reply #14 on: February 09, 2004, 02:40:20 AM »
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Originally posted by Capt. Pork

I drank Absinthe in Beijing last year, crappy Vodka in Moscow this year and the worst homemade tequila in TJ just a few months ago.  


Grouping Absinth as a liqour is just wrong ... it's so much more ....

judgeing by the E on the 'absinthe'... it looks like a wanna-be label that likely was NOT real absinth... the real stuff has wormwood ... and it's production is outlawed in France ... who spell it 'absinthe' rather than absinth.. so maybe one of tho's fake labels?

real absinth has wormwood, a pyshcoactive ingrediant... hardly just 'liquor'

and it tastes good if you drink it right.... straight it's just a bit on the bitter side.....

but don't group absinth with liquor's :D




http://www.seborabsinth.com
here's a real absinth company ..... maybe you had the real stuff .. but there are a good deal of 'fake' absinths out there that just have the taste and liqour.