Author Topic: Those of you claiming to be faithless (Read 4946 times)

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #30 on:** March 05, 2004, 04:40:12 PM »

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Originally posted by Nilsen10
Sorry Saur..

I think i can get more on ebay

Yeah, but think of the risks of selling to a strange company. Youre garunteed proper treatment and first class customer service at Saurdaukar Souls, LLC!

SunTracker! Welcome to the family! May your life be fruitful following the transation!

Nilsen · « **Reply #31 on:** March 05, 2004, 04:42:21 PM »

LOL Saur...

A stange company is worse than a strange man that looks like a smoking monkey??

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #32 on:** March 05, 2004, 04:42:33 PM »

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Originally posted by Furious
I'll do it for $7.50.

Unfortunately, Saurdaukar Souls, LLC does not purchase souls belonging to those already condemned to damnation! They dont get along well with the other souls and there is a very high risk of containment breech.

Westy · « **Reply #33 on:** March 05, 2004, 04:50:02 PM »

Please put in a clause that you will not mate my soul with another to creat any little souls.

And a quit claim that states that even if there were accidental procreation between my old soul and any other, while either under your care or that of anyone to whom you sell my soul to, that I will be held not liable for said soulspring nor will I be submitted to a soulimony suits, from here on after, etc etc.

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #34 on:** March 05, 2004, 04:52:17 PM »

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Originally posted by Westy
Please put in a clause that you will not mate my soul with another to creat any little souls.

And a quit claim that states that even if there were accidental procreation between my old soul and any other, while either under your care or that of anyone to whom you sell my soul to, that I will be held not liable for said soulspring nor will I be submitted to a soulimony suits, from here on after, etc etc.

Does this statement confirm that you are donating your soul to The Company?

Bless you sir!

RTR · « **Reply #35 on:** March 05, 2004, 05:00:01 PM »

WhoooHooooo!
Finally First at something!

Hmmmm. although I think I may have found a flaw in your plans there Saurdaukar.

"...LLC does not purchase souls belonging to those already condemned to damnation!"

You see, I think that if you believe you have a soul, and you sell it, you have violated your belief, and therefore that soul is automatically condemned to damnation. The reciprocal should therefore follow as well.

Buying of souls would therefore be a violation.

So thats two sins.

Great, now Gods gotta go and figure out whose was whose, clean'em back up and get'em returned. Not too mention that he now has to get yet another room ready in purgatory for you.

Poor god, I mean aint he got enough to do already, what with the disease and pestilence thing?

WTG Saur. I wouldn't want to be you when the big guy gets finished with all this.

LOLOL

RTR

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #36 on:** March 05, 2004, 05:05:44 PM »

ROFL!!! Its alright. I did this in college. Without fail I was able to sell back each and every soul for a profit within 3 weeks.

Im doing the work of the Lord here, please do not interfere!

RTR · « **Reply #37 on:** March 05, 2004, 05:15:56 PM »

LOL Saur....

I am an athiest (pure and simple), but what your doing is kind of intriguing

Okay I won't interfer LOL

Don't get my soul all messy and stuff, and seeing as how its the first, I expect to see it displayed properly and promptly in your window.

Cheers,

RTR:rofl

Nilsen · « **Reply #38 on:** March 05, 2004, 05:17:18 PM »

Hmm..

If i sent my soul with airmail and the plane crashes...will i loose it for ever, or will it be insured by LLC in any way?

Does the 5 american pesos include shipping, or will LLC pay for that to?

LAWCobra · « **Reply #39 on:** March 05, 2004, 05:19:57 PM »

I wonder what the % rate is of people on there death beds finding God after years of atheism?
Im thinking in the hi 90s

Nilsen · « **Reply #40 on:** March 05, 2004, 05:21:38 PM »

If that is true LAW and saur began collecting in college then he is a very old man.....scary

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #41 on:** March 05, 2004, 05:23:00 PM »

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Originally posted by Nilsen10
If that is true LAW and saur began collecting in college then he is a very old man.....scary

Me old? Nah, probably one of the younger members on the boards.

RTR · « **Reply #42 on:** March 05, 2004, 05:31:12 PM »

Ahhh LAW thats a parody of the saying "there's no athiests in a foxhole", if i'm not mistaken.

Well here's another old saying for ya.

"God aint in this foxhole with ya son. I am. Now shut up and start shooting."

I love this thread!

RTR

AKIron · « **Reply #43 on:** March 05, 2004, 05:34:07 PM »

Make 'em sign in their own blood Saur.

culero · « **Reply #44 on:** March 05, 2004, 05:37:25 PM »

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Originally posted by Nilsen10
LOL Saur...

A stange company is worse than a strange man that looks like a smoking monkey??

Speaking of that....the last avatar was MUCH better

culero