Author Topic: Those of you claiming to be faithless (Read 4948 times)

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #60 on:** March 06, 2004, 10:58:59 AM »

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Originally posted by Boozer2
Is the price now 10$, I just don't wanna get ripped off Um, how do I deliver, do I need to perform any kind of silly ritual to get my soul ready for delivery?? How would you even know you had it? and how do you keep mine seperate from sandmans?

Yes I will keep your soul seperate from Sandmans (Its amazing how many requests we've had for this special treatment.

However, given the costs of soul seperation and the containment chamber built specificly for Sandmans soul, I am unable to pay any money for yours. I will however be willing to trade you naken pictures of my girlfriend as payment.

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Originally posted by Frogm4n
DING DING DING FREE MONEY!!!

I accept paypal !!!

Saurdaukar Souls, LLC regrets to inform you that after carefully looking into the issue, it has been determined by our Underwriting Department that you have no soul and therefore have nothing of interest to us.

Best regards,

Saur

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Originally posted by _Schadenfreude_
Mine's available for $750,000 - or £500,000 if you prefer, bank draft or TT preferred, plse send contract over for signature.

Although I would LOVE to have your soul in the possession of our trained containment experts, there is no way I can afford to pay that amoutn of money... besides... I dont know what that funny symbol is.

Siaf__csf · « **Reply #61 on:** March 06, 2004, 12:28:24 PM »

It's pretty foolish to think that souls (if such things even exist) could be sold by a human transaction.

It's superstition very similar to some primitive beliefs that a camera steals your soul if a picture is taken.

SOB · « **Reply #62 on:** March 06, 2004, 12:37:44 PM »

Dear Mr. Saurdorker,

I hear that you are in the business of buying/selling/trading souls. I have one for sale, slightly used, but still in great shape. It has been tainted by a few shady deals, but for the most part is tip top and has quite a few good miles left on it. It's yours for $100, as I won't sign a contract for anything less. I will also require, as compensation for my soul, the aforementioned naked pictures of your girlfriend. However, for a soul of my caliber, this is surely a bargain.

Regards,

Nilsen · « **Reply #63 on:** March 06, 2004, 12:40:36 PM »

I belive in souls, but im NOT religous. A soul is imo what seperates a man from a highly advanced robot in the year 35000 with artificial inteligence.
Feelings, emotions, thoughts abstract thinking etc etc...

and no...of course you cant sell it or give it away, that would be like giving away your consious self.

Thats why i have no problems with "selling" it for 5 US pesos

Frogm4n · « **Reply #64 on:** March 06, 2004, 12:55:34 PM »

lol nice cop out saur.

SirLoin · « **Reply #65 on:** March 06, 2004, 01:12:53 PM »

Saur..You gonna be doing some grovellin' at the gates when your time comes..

TBolt A-10 · « **Reply #66 on:** March 07, 2004, 04:43:45 AM »

I bet Sandman buys his soul back within a year.

Thud · « **Reply #67 on:** March 07, 2004, 05:15:42 AM »

You can have mine for $5.00. Shipping costs are for buyer, one year limited manufacturer's warrantee.

TBolt A-10 · « **Reply #68 on:** March 07, 2004, 05:19:36 AM »

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Originally posted by Thud
You can have mine for $5.00. Shipping costs are for buyer, one year limited manufacturer's warrantee.

I bet if you flew the Thud in wartime, you wouldn't ever consider selling your soul.

Thud · « **Reply #69 on:** March 07, 2004, 05:22:56 AM »

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Originally posted by TBolt A-10
I bet if you flew the Thud in wartime, you wouldn't ever consider selling your soul.

I doubt it, but can hardly comment on it, just speculate...

cpxxx · « **Reply #70 on:** March 07, 2004, 08:37:05 AM »

I like to believe I'm good at lateral thinking. My girlfriend just says I'm weird. LOL:D

But it occured to me immediately that there was a certain paradox in the question that perhaps Saurdaker was looking to exploit. I see one or two others spotted it as well. Quite simply if you believe you have an immortal soul and claim to be faithless or an atheist (edited to remove agnostic as per next post) you are contradicting yourself.

If you don't believe in God or life after death you don't have a soul to sell. End of argument.

But Saurdaker I am willing to sell my notional soul to you because all that is necessary is that YOU believe I have one. Plus I need the money and that is real.

Stoned Gecko · « **Reply #71 on:** March 07, 2004, 10:14:51 AM »

That's not entirely true. Being agnostic simply means that I don't practice any of the current religion, not that I don't believe in God. Now for being an atheist, you might have a point.

However that has nothing to do with believing there's a soul. One can not believe in God, but believe in reincarnation.

Sandman · « **Reply #72 on:** March 07, 2004, 11:20:16 AM »

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Originally posted by TBolt A-10
I bet Sandman buys his soul back within a year.

Make it $10 and we have a bet.

-tronski- · « **Reply #73 on:** March 07, 2004, 01:23:04 PM »

Didn't the simpsons do this first?

Anyhow....

I'm afraid you'll have to buy mine off my wife (who aparently has the deed)

Tronsky

TBolt A-10 · « **Reply #74 on:** March 07, 2004, 02:05:09 PM »

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Originally posted by TBolt A-10
I bet Sandman buys his soul back within a year.
Originally posted by Sandman_SBM
Make it $10 and we have a bet.

No deal. With my luck, you'd just wait until 1yr+1 day to perform the buy-back.