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Offline Capt. Pork

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Dumbest thing you've ever done while drunk
« on: April 25, 2004, 01:25:48 PM »
Mine was last night. On my way home I jumped into a bush(shrubbery), and it turned out to be a bush of thorns. This morning I pulled a nice sized wooden spike out of my backside.

The leap of faith also led to an undetermined muscle injury to my right leg, and now I'm dragging it around like a mummy.

Was a pretty fun night otherwise.
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« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2004, 01:29:30 PM »
Two women - at once...well maybe not the dumbest thing but certainly the most memorable :aok
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« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2004, 01:33:53 PM »
Drive
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« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2004, 01:56:51 PM »
I broke a beer bottle in the bathrooom late at night and just left it there. I later got up to use the bathroom and walked all over the broken glass.
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« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2004, 01:59:39 PM »
Broke into a Preist's House and partied till it 5:00am ... Yeah... I am going to hell....:aok
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« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2004, 02:04:35 PM »
Lost the keys to the house, went to sleep under my dad's car (I was 18 at the time) before he went to work the next day he found me under there and totally kicked my arse.
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« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2004, 02:08:58 PM »
As a teenager my brother got into some red liquor(slow gin?). My parents just had a brand new white rug(why white i'll never know) installed in the living room. He barfed all over the new rug. I remember him desperately trying to clean it up, didn't work. He tried to tell them it was blood and that he got hurt real bad, I was listening downstairs to him trying to explain it away and starting lmao, my dad heard me and came down and whooped my prettythang, my brother got off being grounded. We still laugh about it til this day.
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« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2004, 02:20:44 PM »
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Two women - at once...well maybe not the dumbest thing but certainly the most memorable :aok


I'll second this motion :)
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Offline Tarmac

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« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2004, 02:30:44 PM »
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« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2004, 03:09:22 PM »
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Lost the keys to the house, went to sleep under my dad's car (I was 18 at the time) before he went to work the next day he found me under there and totally kicked my arse.


You fit under a car? That's almost the most astounding thing I've ever heard!
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Offline Gnslngr

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« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2004, 03:18:35 PM »
picked a fight with 6 of her majesty's royal Marine Commandos.  I kept on bumpin into them yelling "OY REN ENTIO YOUUU BLOODY HELL"  THey didnt appreciate that too much.  Good think I didnt break out the pincess deye jokes.
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« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2004, 03:51:24 PM »
back then i weighted abot 160lbs, but in a pinch i probably still could do it today, under a hummer!
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« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2004, 04:00:26 PM »
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I broke a beer bottle in the bathrooom late at night and just left it there. I later got up to use the bathroom and walked all over the broken glass.



Then there was the time that you got so drunk at my house that you puked in Berkely's bathroom and passed out on the couch.
Sounds routine except I had to pick up the slack w/ Cheryl(remember her?  titty shot girl), Stacy, and Berkely.  Berk was hot too... all you had to do was be awake lol.  I miss those days.
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« Reply #13 on: April 25, 2004, 04:54:02 PM »
2nd Wife.



'nuff said.
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« Reply #14 on: April 25, 2004, 04:55:45 PM »
...had another drink...
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