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« Reply #15 on: April 25, 2004, 05:00:58 PM »
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2nd Wife.



'nuff said.


FWIW:

Life: Married people live longer. They’re healthier too. Single men drink twice as much as married men, and they smoke more too. Married women live longer than women who are single or divorced.6

Happiness: Married people are nearly twice as likely as singles or cohabitating couples to say they are “very happy.” Single people are more lonely and at higher risk of depression. Couples who cohabitate before marriage are much more likely to split up later. And 86 percent of couples in unhappy marriages report being happier five years later if they stay married.7

Wealth: Marriage plays a powerful role in both the attainment and maintenance of wealth. In 1994, a married couple in its 50s had net assets of $132,000, or $66,000 per person. But a divorced person’s assets were just $33,600. Surprisingly, a never-married person had an average net worth of only $35,000.8

Sex: “Married sex really is better sex,” report Linda Waite and Maggie Gallagher in their groundbreaking book, The Case for Marriage. “Married women are almost twice as likely as divorced or never-married women to have a sex life that (a) exists and (b) is extremely emotionally satisfying.”9 Truly, the best love is made on a bed of trust.

Children: Marriage is safer for children and their future. “The empirical literature is quite clear that children do best when they grow up in an intact, two-parent, married household,” writes Dr. Wade Horn, a clinical child psychologist and former president of the National Fatherhood Initiative.

According to Dr. Horn, “Even after controlling for differences in income, children who live with their married parents are two times less likely to fail at school, two to three times less likely to suffer an emotional or behavioral problem requiring psychiatric treatment, perhaps as much as 20 times less likely to suffer child abuse, and as adolescents they are less likely to get into trouble with the law, use illicit drugs, smoke cigarettes, abuse alcohol, or engage in early and promiscuous sexual activity.”10

Health: A man and a woman committed in marriage have the healthiest of all lifestyles.11 On average, single and divorced persons have worse health than people who are married.12 Tragically, the gay lifestyle is even unhealthier. The California Office of AIDS reports that a startling 79 percent of AIDS cases involve “men who have sex with men.”13

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« Reply #16 on: April 25, 2004, 05:04:44 PM »
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2nd Wife.



'nuff said.


I can one-up that.

My second wife was the same woman I'd divorced a year and a half before :(

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« Reply #17 on: April 25, 2004, 05:06:29 PM »
used my visa on a pron site..



..i dont have visa anymore

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« Reply #18 on: April 25, 2004, 05:11:11 PM »
lol nilsen


<--- were never drunk

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« Reply #19 on: April 25, 2004, 05:29:46 PM »
Thought I'd be Spiderman at a bush party one night. Crawled over the side of a suspension bridge and thought I'd climb to shore along one of the support wires. It was MUCH longer than it looked, and I was totally exhausted about 1/2 way across.... I had to just hang there and take rests from time to time. Finally made it, of course.... not many options at that point. But this probably doesn't count... I was on 'shrooms.

I've done waaaay stupider chit.... but that's the only one where at that very time (and not the next morning) I said to myself "Man... this was a really, REALLY stupid idea".

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« Reply #20 on: April 25, 2004, 05:43:47 PM »
Happened in Hamburg, I took a leak from a pier and dropped into harbor... Of course I was alone and kept shouting for 10 minutes while holding to a ships rudder before I got help.
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« Reply #21 on: April 25, 2004, 05:45:08 PM »
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bush party one night.


What's a bush party?
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(and I still say he wasn't trying to spell possum!)

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« Reply #22 on: April 25, 2004, 05:48:44 PM »
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What's a bush party?


Well, it's very highschool....

But, it involves parking on the side of the road, hiking a short ways into some spot that's basically known as a party spot. Bonfires, booze, and getting chased through the trees by cops on ATVs. And they can be huge.... 200 people. Sex everywhere. Good times. :aok

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« Reply #23 on: April 25, 2004, 06:09:21 PM »
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Well, it's very highschool....

But, it involves parking on the side of the road, hiking a short ways into some spot that's basically known as a party spot. Bonfires, booze, and getting chased through the trees by cops on ATVs. And they can be huge.... 200 people. Sex everywhere. Good times. :aok


Ahh,ok, got it, yeah, we had pet names for such places, "the pit"  "the rocks"  "the dunes". My most embarrassing moment would be when my mom found out I was at such a place(the rocks) and snuck up behind me and dragged my arse outta there by the back of my shirt(with a good clump of hair). I could hear them pissing themselves laughing as I was being hauled away. I caught crap for that for a long time
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(and I still say he wasn't trying to spell possum!)

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« Reply #24 on: April 25, 2004, 06:46:13 PM »
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Well, it's very highschool....

But, it involves parking on the side of the road, hiking a short ways into some spot that's basically known as a party spot. Bonfires, booze, and getting chased through the trees by cops on ATVs. And they can be huge.... 200 people. Sex everywhere. Good times. :aok


Where were your parents? Did they know where you were?

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« Reply #25 on: April 25, 2004, 07:04:54 PM »
Decending through fog in a helicopter to land at a field with only GPS as a guide.

Camping near a riverbed, drinking and then ending up 2 miles downstream in the morning.

Climbing the flagpole after corp training and watching my mate slide down only to rip open his apple on the hook at the base of the pole.

I've never riden a bike while drunk on the road, but for some reason the track seems a safer place to do so.

I lived and worked in St Andrews Scotland as a barmen for some time, we often played golf at night though in winter was quite a challange to finish 1 hole.



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« Reply #26 on: April 25, 2004, 07:15:51 PM »
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Where were your parents? Did they know where you were?


lol, better yet, know where your parents are!
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« Reply #27 on: April 25, 2004, 07:20:51 PM »
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lol, better yet, know where your parents are!


Hehe!

Seriously, I wish my parents hadn't divorced, I would not have turned out to be such an uncontrolled, wild teen. (Mom never gave a crap about what I was up to after age 15, and it almost killed me.)

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« Reply #28 on: April 25, 2004, 07:26:59 PM »
Went cow tipping one night when in college.  A buddy of mine pissed on an electrified  fence.  Was dumb for him.  To this day, it's by far the funniest thing I've ever seen.
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« Reply #29 on: April 25, 2004, 07:32:18 PM »
We'd just won the next to last round in the midstate men's B class industrial softball tournament and the catcher, one of my best friends, threw a big party, with mass quantities of beer and pizza. The party was at the centerfielder's house out in the boonies.

I had a 5th of Jack Daniels and a 5th of Jim Beam in the car. Two or three of us polished off the two bottles of liquor, and I'd been drinking beer in those 32 ounce cups from drive in markets. We went in the house and several were dancing, and there was this one ugly chick who started stripping. When she headed in my direction, I bailed out through the window, and hopped in my Cutlass, drunk enough to peg the meter.

The first baseman caught me headed into town at about 80 MPH. They were trying to get me to pull over, and I looked at them, and flipped them off and floored it. They had a picture of it for years (TopGun had just come out and I did the "Greetings Comrade" thing). He said he lost me when I passed 125 MPH and kept pulling, said I went right through town at well over 125 and pulling away at around 2AM Sunday morning, through at least 8 redlights. Made it home unharmed.

We won the tournament the next weekend, I got drunk again, but we were at the lake and the boats were parked. The worst that happened there was a bottle rocket fight. Except maybe we left the plug outta the boat and forgot to turn the bilge pump on. We were going about 60 or 70 for a little while, but we kept getting slower. I was holding a beer in one hand and had the other over the side. When we got down to about 40, my was in the water all the sudden. I opened the ski locker and the skis floated out.

They don't call it stupid sauce or ignorant oil for nothing. I don't drink like that anymore. I was never addicted or anything, I just loved it. I should have been an alcoholic several times over.
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