Author Topic: The “Why Everyone Hates You” Online Combat Pilot Personality Test. (Read 2406 times)

eskimo2 · « **on:** June 09, 2005, 09:33:58 PM »

The “Why Everyone Hates You” Online Combat Pilot Personality Test.

eskimo

Kweassa · « **Reply #1 on:** June 09, 2005, 09:45:05 PM »

Heehee!!

I got this!

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You are a General DictaterTot. Everyone hates you because you’re bossy and you complain about everything. You suck too much to be bossing others around. Try listening to what other’s have to say for once. You think that you’re the only one who has a clue, but in reality, you’re the only one who isn’t having fun. Believe it or not, there’s more than one way to enjoy this game. Try to discover one of them and grow some pubes.

I think the test is reliable!

eskimo2 · « **Reply #2 on:** June 09, 2005, 09:52:07 PM »

Big surprise:

You are a Score potato. Everyone hates you because you think that rank matters. Learn to be satisfied with being average and stop trying to fool yourself. You’re not really thinking of putting your rank on your resume, are you? I hope that you don’t expect to be praised for your achievements anytime soon.

eskimo

RedTop · « **Reply #3 on:** June 09, 2005, 09:57:58 PM »

Mine says the following....LOL and SPOT on I might add

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You are a Mindless Furball Tard. Everyone hates you because you fly a twisty-turny plane and whine whenever a base gets captured or shut down. You’re too habitual to try anything else.

Kwan · « **Reply #4 on:** June 09, 2005, 10:02:26 PM »

LOL me too .....

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You are a Mindless Furball Tard. Everyone hates you because you fly a twisty-turny plane and whine whenever a base gets captured or shut down. You’re too habitual to try anything else.
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True that

hubsonfire · « **Reply #5 on:** June 09, 2005, 10:04:58 PM »

Wow, um, thanks for the pick-me-up. I'm going to go drown my sorrows in cheap yellow beer. I hope you all get vulched repeatedly tonight.

Westy · « **Reply #6 on:** June 09, 2005, 10:14:08 PM »

"You are a Mindless Furball Tard. Everyone hates you because you fly a twisty-turny plane and whine whenever a base gets captured or shut down. You’re too habitual to try anything else."

I was hoping for a short & sweet label such as "you are an stunninghunk!" but the above will do just fine!

crims · « **Reply #7 on:** June 09, 2005, 10:17:32 PM »

You are a Suicide Dweeb. LOL SO true

Nice Job.

Crims
479th Raiders FG

lasersailor184 · « **Reply #8 on:** June 09, 2005, 10:19:51 PM »

"You are a Chivalrous Chump. Everyone hates you because you miss the point of the game and they’re tired of hearing you whine. You don’t play to have fun; you play because you think that being valiant will make you some kind of a Knight-in-Shining-Armor. Do you really think that online gallantry matters all that much? Get off your high horse and relax. Have fun. Be stupid. Shoot a chute. Laugh for crying out loud."

Almost spot on except for the whining part...

Slash27 · « **Reply #9 on:** June 09, 2005, 10:23:28 PM »

You are a Pasty-Skinned - Flight-Sim-Junkie. Everyone hates you because you don’t have to work in real life. Try experiencing the real world sometime. You missed your mother’s birthday because you were too busy “flying”, didn’t you? Walk upstairs right now and thank her for taking such good care of you. BTW, your dog wasn’t killed by a car, he ran away because you forgot to feed him for a month.

WTF? I have a real job.

DrDea · « **Reply #10 on:** June 09, 2005, 10:27:47 PM »

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You are a Suicide Dweeb. Everyone hates you because you would rather take out a stationary building than actually mix it up with other players online. You do know that the other planes are controlled by real people throughout the world, right? Ok, I’ll lighten up; you’re obviously a newbie.

Thats just to much.Im usualy first to de ack.

United · « **Reply #11 on:** June 09, 2005, 10:47:09 PM »

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You are a Mindless Furball Tard. Everyone hates you because you fly a twisty-turny plane and whine whenever a base gets captured or shut down. You’re too habitual to try anything else.

Thats about right...

DeacBlue · « **Reply #12 on:** June 09, 2005, 10:59:26 PM »

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Everyone else’s ideas are dumb; no one knows what they are doing.

Wait, I thought this was about flying. Why are they asking about my job?

Oh, and I got the Pasty-Faced Flight Sim Junkie award, which is way off the mark. Especially when I look back over my answers.

eilif · « **Reply #13 on:** June 09, 2005, 11:09:21 PM »

'You are a Chivalrous Chump".

MOIL · « **Reply #14 on:** June 09, 2005, 11:26:52 PM »

That was pretty kewl lil test

Mine said:
You are an absolute charm to have in the community. Work well with others and should be elected community President.
You understand the game and it''s concepts very well and should aid in helping the other dolts achieve a status of something other than mindless lemmings and ego maniacs.

Are there other tests like this?