Social Security is a scam. If anybody but the government tried something like that, they would be arrested. Tell ya what, let me keep my own whoopee money. I'll invest it wisely, and when I'm 65 I'll give the feds back what I would have paid in social security taxes, adjusted for inflation and whatever miserable rate of return they would have achieved with it. I'll keep the rest for myself, and retire fat and happy. If everybody did that, this country would be a hell of a lot richer.
But nope, we aren't that smart. We need Big Brother to take care of the money for us because we are too stupid. I'm so grateful I have them around to make decisions for me. Money is so confusing!
And I can't figure out how fast to drive on a perfectly flat and smooth road with 5 mile visibility and no cars on it. Please Uncle Sam tell me how fast is safe! I'm so scared!
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Memo Gidley
Memo Gidley
Memo Gidley
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[ 07-25-2001: Message edited by: funkedup ]