Author Topic: Strongest guy in Aces High community? (Read 2817 times)

AWMac · « **Reply #75 on:** February 17, 2006, 01:54:34 PM »

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Originally posted by FUNKED1
I do deep knee rock squats with ease.

How long do the Batteries usually last you Funked?

eskimo2 · « **Reply #76 on:** February 17, 2006, 02:42:33 PM »

I’m sure that I have the highest sperm count of anyone in this thread.

eskimo

culero · « **Reply #77 on:** February 17, 2006, 02:46:32 PM »

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Originally posted by Curval
The bigger question is: who has the biggest pee pee?

That would be me

culero

Curval · « **Reply #78 on:** February 17, 2006, 02:49:31 PM »

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Originally posted by eskimo2
I’m sure that I have the highest sperm count of anyone in this thread.

eskimo

Now maybe.

BUT had this thread been posted a year ago it would have been me.

lol @ culero

AWMac · « **Reply #79 on:** February 17, 2006, 03:03:08 PM »

*Looking into my wet sticky hand...*

How do you count these Bastages?

Mustaine · « **Reply #80 on:** February 17, 2006, 03:23:06 PM »

i... uh.. just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

eskimo2 · « **Reply #81 on:** February 17, 2006, 03:58:17 PM »

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Originally posted by AWMac
*Looking into my wet sticky hand...*

How do you count these Bastages?

LOL

midnight Target · « **Reply #82 on:** February 17, 2006, 03:59:46 PM »

Eskimo just gets SOB to count for him.

uberhun · « **Reply #83 on:** February 17, 2006, 04:06:33 PM »

I can eat fishy kitty all night long with a circular tantric breathing technique!:O

icemaw · « **Reply #84 on:** February 17, 2006, 04:10:49 PM »

I have you all beat as if the potency of my farts alone was not enough. I have manage to live with the most vile wife ack the universe has ever seen for 3 years now with out going insane. Well mostly not insane. Well a little not insane. Ok so I am totally freaking out of my mind. But thats beside the point I am still not in jail. So I have my freedom but have lost my mind. What was the point I was trying to make? I cant remember DAMN! Oh well screw it sniff sniff eww I just farted! Fuchie que pesto!

eskimo2 · « **Reply #85 on:** February 17, 2006, 05:01:06 PM »

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Originally posted by midnight Target
Eskimo just gets SOB to count for him.

Its called gulp-estimation.

G0ALY · « **Reply #86 on:** February 17, 2006, 05:30:40 PM »

To win a contest, I have consumed 18 twelve-ounce cans of cheap American beer without taking a piss. (Please do not try this at home.)

GtoRA2 · « **Reply #87 on:** February 17, 2006, 05:44:08 PM »

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Originally posted by midnight Target
Eskimo just gets SOB to count for him.

Sob can tell by taste!

Stringer · « **Reply #88 on:** February 17, 2006, 06:15:52 PM »

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Originally posted by Ripsnort
Sounds funky, but while taking a shower, just hold your buttock muscles tight, along with your stomach muscles, for 30 seconds...then relax, do this again for 3 or 4 sets, a couple times during the day. that's a sure mating ritual

OK Curv,
This sounds like some BrokeBack Shower advice

Hehe...sry couldn't resist

Angus · « **Reply #89 on:** February 17, 2006, 06:15:55 PM »

My wife will do that as well...if I ask politely.
I used to be able to stand on one leg, walk, and turn around with some 350 lbs in my arms...but that was years ago.
Bench press, - naaaaa. 160 lbs perhaps?
But 800 metres in 2.06 while wearing boots and jeans