RIP:
"Incidently, Trees are responsible for 25% of the worlds methane"
You forget the rest.....Trees as other growing vegetation that binds charbon and buries it into the ground in time, are the tools against greenhouse gas emission.
What are greenhouse gases? CO2, Methane, and where hot enough, WATER. Give a wee more heat, and you'll have more. Give a wee more melting on the northern areas, - tundras, and you'll begin to see methane. That is what the vast Siberian areas have in ample quantities and will release if melting enough for a good layer to "come alive" again.
Ooops....
But I think you were basically being sarcastic there or?