a jewish couple, an irish couple and a greek couple die in a horrible accident while on vacation. as they approach the pearly gates leading to heaven St. Peter is there waiting with a not so "glad to see you look" on his face.
to the jewish couple he says, you, you spent your entire lives thinking of nothing but money, money money money, that's it. it was your only concern. in fact you loved money so much you married a girl named penny. where is all your money now? go to hell. *poof*
to the irish couple he says, you, you spent your entire life thinking of nothing but drinking, drink drink drink, that was your only concern. in fact you loved drinking so much you married a girl named brandy. let's see you drink this problem away. go to hell. *poof*
with this lesson occurring before their eyes the greek turns to his wife and says "oh my god fanny, we don't stand a chance".
