Author Topic: Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (Read 1725 times)

Meatwad · « **Reply #15 on:** June 19, 2006, 09:08:42 PM »

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Originally posted by Tarmac
LOL

That spaghetti monster looks like it has 2 eyeballs, 2 brown testecles, and a long spaghetti noodle that is trying to touch another man.

Must be a California religion.......

Shuckins · « **Reply #16 on:** June 19, 2006, 09:30:40 PM »

Careful guys! It doesn't pay to tick off the Creator.

He might decide to have a little fun with ya after you pass. At least he would if he were anything like me.

You might find yourself reincarnated...as a Muslim...living in Pakistan...and wearing a veil.

Now THAT would be JUSTICE!

Mr Big · « **Reply #17 on:** June 19, 2006, 09:37:33 PM »

You can choose to believe that the universe and all matter popped into existance by chance (with perfect laws waiting to be obeyed), then life itself popped into existance and evolved into humans, or you can have an open mind and consider that some kind of intelligence *may* be responsible for it all.

Which is more incredible to believe?

I choose to have an open mind.

lukster · « **Reply #18 on:** June 19, 2006, 09:38:14 PM »

Well, it's either intelligent design or unintelligent design. Based on the posts in this thread I'm leaning towards the latter.

Mr Big · « **Reply #19 on:** June 19, 2006, 09:45:11 PM »

See Rule #5

Mr Big · « **Reply #20 on:** June 19, 2006, 10:04:27 PM »

was all of the matter in the universe created?

Can anyone answer that simple question?

Debonair · « **Reply #21 on:** June 19, 2006, 10:11:04 PM »

#3 on google's photo graphic list of creators of the universe:

but i buy #10 a bit more, he is chinese & his jacket is made of some sort of pasta

possibly spaghetti

lukster · « **Reply #22 on:** June 19, 2006, 10:41:08 PM »

try this in google:

church of the global warming

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&safe=off&q=church+of+the+global+warming&btnG=Search

Goomba · « **Reply #23 on:** June 20, 2006, 10:01:02 AM »

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I'm willing to go out on a limb and say that the people who believe that everything popped into existance at random out of NOTHING, and that life formed by chance AFTER everything was randomly created from NOTHING,

I'm going to suggest that if this is one's summary of Darwinist Evolution, then one needs to revisit the subject in much greater depth.

There are a few key ideas missing here.

midnight Target · « **Reply #24 on:** June 20, 2006, 10:28:12 AM »

string theory........ spagetti.......string theory.......spagetti..... hmmmmmmm

Maverick · « **Reply #25 on:** June 20, 2006, 01:26:57 PM »

Hey, don't forget the meatballs!

deSelys · « **Reply #26 on:** June 20, 2006, 01:54:16 PM »

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Originally posted by Mr Big
You can choose to believe that the universe and all matter popped into existance by chance (with perfect laws waiting to be obeyed), then life itself popped into existance and evolved into humans, or you can have an open mind and consider that some kind of intelligence *may* be responsible for it all.

Which is more incredible to believe?

I choose to have an open mind.

Hey, self-proclaimed smart guy!

If you've equipped with an IQ above 2 digits, you should have realized that believing 'that the universe and all matter popped into existance by chance' is basically the same as believing into an intelligence behind everything, because either this intelligence itself popped into existence by chance, either it has been created by a higher intelligence, either it has always existed. Anyway, it is only a matter of faith but neither 'explanation' is more logical or probable than any other. Or we are all playing some super advanced version of 'The Sims' in a full blown virtual world and when we die in game, we wake up in our true form...which can be another simulation...

I've finally chosen for the Flying Spaghetti Monster cause I like pasta and pirates.

Shuckins · « **Reply #27 on:** June 20, 2006, 04:28:30 PM »

MT,

You're behind the times my man! String theory is OUT! Inflationary theory is IN! The Reciprocating Universe theory, which had been out, has been given new life by the Brane theory and is once again IN!

As a result, there is once again a creditable line of respected scientific thought that states that "eternity" is a distinct possibility.

This opens the possibility that some form of life "evolved" beyond death and weariness in the unimaginable past and has the ability to manipulate the forces of creation.

All of man's existence on this puny orb is but one drop of water in an unending ocean of time. Who are WE to say it isn't possible?

Regards, Shuckins

P.S. Imagine a single proton. Then, imagine a point in space one-billionth the size of that proton. That is the point, according to scientific theory, that all matter in the universe sprang from. A very small point...small enough to be "manipulated."

Skuzzy · « **Reply #28 on:** June 20, 2006, 04:36:59 PM »

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Originally posted by Mr Big
was all of the matter in the universe created?

Can anyone answer that simple question?

Sort of like asking, "How long have you been beating your wife?". What makes you think matter was created to begin with?

Shuckins · « **Reply #29 on:** June 20, 2006, 04:45:26 PM »

Sharp! Sometimes I'm so sharp, it's almost frightening!