Kid words ...

[straffo]

A comment made by Thibault my 4 year son after seeing a video of the PAF (Patrouille de France )

Thibault : Dad, you drive one of theses ?
Straffo   : errr ... I don't think so
Thibault (after some intense reflection) : why ? it should be easy for you , you drive a car with 4 wheels and this plane got only 3.

Straffo   : dohhhh ....

[Saintaw]

[Curval]

lol

I had my oldest son ask me last night:

"Daddy, does hot beat cold?"

I was like...."In what context?"

He gave me a blank look.

"What do you mean by hot and cold?"

Blank look.

"Trew, generally speaking cold would beat hot.  By that I mean if you take a glass of hot water and add cold water...what will happen?"

"It will get cold".

"Okay...so in that 'context' (a little spark in his eye signifying that he understood what that meant) cold beats hot."

Crazy questions they will ask that you really need to think about before answering.

[SunKing]

Along the same lines.. Here's part of an email a friend sent me today.


"I almost threw my monitor out the window. Another
xxxxxxx 1 outer.  Even worse, two hands before this
one, there were quad Aces.  So on the river, I was
telling myself, there is no way he has quad 9's.  Sure
enough.  BAMM.  I yelled "MOTHER Fxxxxx" so loud that
Kiki came into the office all bleary eyed, "Daddy, did
the computer get you?"  Luckily that made me laugh. "

[Speed55]

As far as i know cold always wins... Heat transfer always goes from hot to cold.
Example.. hold a spoon, and heat the other end.. eventually the end your holding will get hot.

Not positive if it still holds true in a vacuum, 30inches hg(mercury).

[Curval]

Originally posted by Speed55
As far as i know cold always wins... Heat transfer always goes from hot to cold.
Example.. hold a spoon, and heat the other end.. eventually the end your holding will get hot.

Not positive if it still holds true in a vacuum, 30inches hg(mercury).

He could just as easily been talking about a fight between two superheroes...one with the power of heat and the other wth the power of cold.

To a six year old that is as real as hot and cold water.

[Maverick]

Originally posted by Curval
lol

I had my oldest son ask me last night:

"Daddy, does hot beat cold?"

I was like...."In what context?"

He gave me a blank look.

"What do you mean by hot and cold?"

Blank look.

"Trew, generally speaking cold would beat hot.  By that I mean if you take a glass of hot water and add cold water...what will happen?"

"It will get cold".

"Okay...so in that 'context' (a little spark in his eye signifying that he understood what that meant) cold beats hot."

Crazy questions they will ask that you really need to think about before answering.

In the context of women, hot beats cold every time!  

[MoeRon]

hold a spoon, and heat the other end.. eventually the end your holding will get hot

I use chop sticks:huh

[Nilsen]

Some times kids are brilliant

The day i got married my nephew (6) asked me "why did you get married"

Good ****ing question i thought for a second before i chuckled and answerd him.

[Brenjen]

There is no such thing as cold, only an absence of heat.

[BugsBunny]

You guys all went to Elmer's school of physics, didn't you?

Or was it Acme U?

[Tac]

What Brenjen said.

Therefore you should smack your kid for asking stupid questions.

[nirvana]

Originally posted by Nilsen
Some times kids are brilliant

The day i got married my nephew (6) asked me "why did you get married"

Good ****ing question i thought for a second before i chuckled and answerd him.

Well, what as the answer?

[Nilsen]

Originally posted by nirvana
Well, what as the answer?

Tax and insurance reasons.

[SOB]

Oh man, Straffo is breeding?  Lock up your smelly cheese and boxes of wine, we're all doomed!