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Offline wetrat

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« Reply #30 on: September 01, 2006, 05:50:25 AM »
you're about as useful as a filthy scientologist
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Offline Reynolds

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« Reply #31 on: September 01, 2006, 06:31:42 AM »
"Your about as useful as Tom Cruise!"

or:

"Your about as useful as a Knight with a 262!"

Those of you who are knights, and have begged for help from a pilot who just got enough points for a 262, know what i mean by that.
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Offline Excel1

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« Reply #32 on: September 01, 2006, 06:54:52 AM »
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Originally posted by rpm
My Dad had a variation on that he always used. "Tits on a boar hog".


heh
I havn't heard that flavour before, not too many hogs here.
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Offline Mightytboy

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« Reply #33 on: September 01, 2006, 06:55:16 AM »
Along Funked’s line:

You’re as worthless as  Liberal defending America.


You’re as worthless as a Conservative at an abortion clinic.
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Offline Heater

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« Reply #34 on: September 01, 2006, 07:06:06 AM »
As George W Bush
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Offline Shifty

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« Reply #35 on: September 01, 2006, 07:25:41 AM »
The Dutch Military
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Offline Angus

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« Reply #36 on: September 01, 2006, 07:40:48 AM »
...an overboiled maccaroni.

(It was a girl who said that to a boy :D)
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Offline Meatwad

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« Reply #37 on: September 01, 2006, 07:41:26 AM »
A virgin in a potatohouse


WTF is an overboiled maccaroni??? :rofl
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Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #38 on: September 01, 2006, 07:46:40 AM »
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A virgin in a potatohouse


WTF is an overboiled maccaroni??? :rofl


its yer goblin son..
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Offline Meatwad

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« Reply #39 on: September 01, 2006, 07:49:14 AM »
That be some new hip young lingo the kids are using nowadays
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Offline Neubob

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« Reply #40 on: September 01, 2006, 10:41:54 AM »
....as voting independant
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Offline Halo

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« Reply #41 on: September 01, 2006, 10:48:15 AM »
... as a fart in a skillet.

Actually, my Mom's version of that was, "You're as jumpy as a fart in a skillet."  Still my favorite expression.
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« Reply #42 on: September 01, 2006, 11:55:41 AM »
woman says:

...as useful as my boyfriend after a bj
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« Reply #43 on: September 01, 2006, 12:51:11 PM »
a politician?
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Offline xrtoronto

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« Reply #44 on: September 01, 2006, 01:02:37 PM »
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My Dad had a variation on that he always used. "Tits on a boar hog".



We have a variation on that up here:

"tits on a Nun"
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