CW: Now Mr. Chamberlain, a lot of people are saying that had you acted to decisively stop Herr Hitler after he remilitarized the Rhineland, when Germany was still weak, we could have avoided the Second World War, I know hindsight is 20/20...
Neville Chamberlain: Now you look here, I acted...
CW: Mr. Chamberlain if I could finish...
NC: No, you look here, I acted in the interests of peace, and why don't you ask this kind of question of him, ask him about Singapore, everyone goes on and on about Norway and France, but the single greatest military defeat in British history didn't happen on my watch. When I left, I left with the incoming government with a plan to defeat Nazism...
CW: Alright then, but what about Munich, peace in our time, the Phoney War? So many missteps...
NC: Oh aren't we all smirky and proud of ourselves for remembering "Peace in our time." Have you forgotten it was my administration that declared war in the first place, and that we fought it to stop Herr Hitler? Had Winnie not committed us to his disastrous "War in Asia" we'd have finished this mess by now. As it is we have troops all over the place. What on earth are we doing in the Far East anyway? Is that were Hitler is? I dare say not. The war there is a quagmire, a veritable bottomless bog. I say be done with it. Withdraw. And can we talk about unrestricted bombing of civilian populations... How many innocent German people have died so that...
CW: But what about...
NC: No, I know its all about you warmongers blaming the old administration for the current mess, but I only had less than one year to deal with Hitlerism, but how long has the current Prime Minister been at it hmmm? And every year its just a bigger and costlier war than the last. Maybe if fellows like the present PM hadn't been so set on stirring up that hornet's nest while I was working for peace, we'd never have had this war in the first place. National Socialism isn't inherently violent you know, I know that's how some extremists interpret Mein Kampf but...
CW: I'm sorry but that's all we have time for...