Nothing wrong with frying things...I was just joking on how we've ALL started to lean toward some high calorie concoctions, including myself.
There are a couple of restaraunts in town that have deep fried pickles. I did offer deep fried twinkies in my gambling establishment....because people asked for them.
My favorite (besides deep fried catfish) is:
68ROX' Beer Battered Mushroms 24 each mushrooms (Whole)
1 box Bisquick batter mix (you could to it from scratch...but this is quicker)
1 cup beer (your choice)
1 T Emerils Bayou Blast (recipe is above)
Wash mushrooms and trim stems, but do not remove the stem. Heat oil in a deep fryer, such as a 'Fry-Daddy' or deep skillet with enough oil to cover to 375 F.
Mix the batter according to package directions, except use beer as liquid instead of water or milk, including the 1T of Bayou Blast, and dip mushrooms into mix just prior to them going into the pre-heated oil.
Deep-fat fry the mushrooms, until golden brown (about 3 minutes :45 seconds) and drain on paper towels quickly! BBM are BEST served SATANICALLY HOT with the dipping sauce below.
You can also use the same technique for catfish, cheese stuffed japenos, and onion rings.
BBM Dipping Sauce
2 cups mayonaise or salad dressing (OR Ranch Dressing)
3/4 cup grated parmesian cheese
1/4 cup crumbled bleu cheese
1 T garlic powder
1 T basil
1 t ground coreander seed
25 turns of fresh ground pepper (or 1 T store bought)
Mix well with a whisk or hand mixer, refridgerate before and after using.
Dipping sauce is also VERY good for dipping fresh, hot, french fries).
68ROX