Author Topic: Aggravated Deer Poaching/ Some legal advice wanted/ I'M fine, but you should see IT!  (Read 2784 times)

Offline AquaShrimp

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Lol the funniest part is where he shook the deer's hoof.

Offline Maverick

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That's their worst trick to lull you into a sense of security. The bastages!
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That has got to be the funniest post I've read on the BB.

Every line is sig. material.

...So, once more, I begrudgingly closed my blade and returned it to my butt crack. I hopped over the aforementioned picnic table, and ran around in circles across my back yard to put some distance between me and them, ...

ROFLMMFAO funny

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I have tears and snot running down my face and I'm sitting in a puddle of urine from laughing so hard.

That is truly, truly a masterpiece and should be preserved for the ages.

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Godspeed, Eskimo! You made the right decision, bud.  Forget about the apples, what is important is that you're still alive.  You'll come across some more apples, I'm sure of it, and it's you who will have the last laugh when you get accepted into the Secret Astronaut Scorpion Academy...even though the deer won't know, since the academy is a secret.  And in the future, I think it would be a good idea for you to carry Deer mace when strolling outside with a bag of apples.
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Can we spell   p a r o d y  ?  :lol
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OMG!!!!!

Laffed so hard I farted, Thank GAWD I don't keep my folded knife in my butt crack.

This is a Classic!!!

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Oh man what a great thread this is!
Eskimo, just awesome!!!
Some follow up comments just add to it as well. :rofl :aok
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Eskimo, Jesus man. WTF? How does that kinda stuff occur to you? I mean, that's beautiful in a truly absurd sense :lol

Has the use of psychedelic drugs ever been a part of your life? :t
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Can we spell   p a r o d y  ?  :lol

WOW who'da thunk it?!?!?! Thanks for cluing us all in there!

Here's your Cpt. Obvious t-shirt and sign.






























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Thanks, Mav, I'll treasure that acknowledgement even though it should be spelled Oblivious.
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<---- Hands Halo a Cpt. Oblivious t-shirt.


There now you have 2 options today.







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