Author Topic: Welsh Joke (Read 2102 times)

Angus · « **Reply #15 on:** October 09, 2007, 08:02:21 AM »

Shamus is drunk as a bat in his favourite Irish pub, and starts shouting out loud : "THE POPE IS A BUM"
After repeditive shouting, big O'Reilly approches him and asks "What did you just say???"
Shamus: "I said THE POPE IS A BUM"
O'Reilly instantly knocks Shamus flat and then stomps on him a bit before growlingly leaving the pub.
The bartender tends to Shamus who recovers slowly. The bartender says "WTF were you thinking, O'Reilly is the stongest brawler in the county, and I think you very well know that he's a catholic!"
Shamu's "I did know he was, just didn't know the Pope was"

Wonderful races in the British Isles

Rino · « **Reply #16 on:** October 09, 2007, 10:57:46 AM »

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Bigotttttt, so I can really enjoy Holden's jokes
tooooooo

indy007 · « **Reply #17 on:** October 09, 2007, 11:05:50 AM »

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Originally posted by thrila
So.... you're racist against muslims?

muslim is not a race

john9001 · « **Reply #18 on:** October 09, 2007, 12:10:05 PM »

if a joke about race is racist.

then

is a joke about religion, religionist?

Neubob · « **Reply #19 on:** October 09, 2007, 12:16:40 PM »

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Originally posted by thrila
So.... you're racist against muslims?

So they're allowed to hate us but we're not allowed to hate them?

Now that's comedy!!!

Nuke Ramadan

Dowding · « **Reply #20 on:** October 09, 2007, 03:22:03 PM »

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Nuke Ramadan

That's like saying nuke Christmas.

Now that's comedy, you imbecile.

Neubob · « **Reply #21 on:** October 09, 2007, 03:29:11 PM »

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Originally posted by Dowding
That's like saying nuke Christmas.

Now that's comedy, you imbecile.

I know exactly what it means. I would have said 'Nuke Mecca', but figured a little seasonal flare in the form of a playful substitution wouldn't have hurt the sentiment.

Ramadan, you see, being their most important holiday, is a symbol of Islam, and thus embodies everything that Islam is--everything relevant, anyway. Just like saying 'Nuke Uncle Sam' or 'Nuke the Hammer and Sickle' would indicate a desire to do away with the entities those symbols represent.

I understand your angst, however... Nuke Hanukkah would have fit your tastes far better.

Hornet33 · « **Reply #22 on:** October 09, 2007, 03:30:51 PM »

ohhhh a cat fight. I'm IN

JimBeam · « **Reply #23 on:** October 09, 2007, 03:34:47 PM »

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Originally posted by thrila
So.... you're racist against muslims?

that guy needs to lighten up alittle lol i thought it was funny

Dowding · « **Reply #24 on:** October 09, 2007, 04:01:12 PM »

Actually, Neubob, I did initially think you taking the p*** out of certain individuals around here but changed my mind. Mea culpa.

However, I'm sorry to disappoint you, but saying "Nuke Mecca" generates the same reaction as "Death to Israel" from me. And usually involves words akin to imbecile.

I'd also like you to point out where I have ever even echoed a sentiment such as "Nuke Hanukkah". I accept your apology in advance.

Finally, I've never considered "Nuke Uncle Sam" was a popular phrase. "Nuke America" I've heard of, perhaps even seen on a placard, although I would say it is a Cold War thing. Either way, Google returns 10 times as many references to the latter compared to the former.

It seems the imbeciles prefer to go with the literal rather than the abstract. I guess it is punchier.

AquaShrimp · « **Reply #25 on:** October 09, 2007, 04:02:56 PM »

The only reason I don't make jokes about muslims is because I don't want them to crash a plane into my house.

Neubob · « **Reply #26 on:** October 09, 2007, 04:18:40 PM »

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Originally posted by Dowding
Actually, Neubob, I did initially think you taking the p*** out of certain individuals around here but changed my mind. Mea culpa.

However, I'm sorry to disappoint you, but saying "Nuke Mecca" generates the same reaction as "Death to Israel" from me. And usually involves words akin to imbecile.

So wait... When you hear 'death to Israel', in a place or setting where you can react immediately, do you call this person an imbecile? Do you at least think it? Do your insides become filled with anger and frustration? Does the fiber of your being hurt and cry for the innocents who contributed nothing to the conflict, yet are already doomed to live with its legacy? Or do you just let it pass--chalk it up to the inability of certain cultures to co-exist? Do you give equal weight to the gravity of the situation for the Jews as the Arabs give to themselves for having Israel stuck in the middle of the region they dominate?

So long as as Islam continues to view Israel is a problem, I will continue to view Islam, arabic Islam, specifically, as a problem. Plain and simple. I just won't strap a bomb to myself to prove my devotion to the hatred.

FiLtH · « **Reply #27 on:** October 09, 2007, 04:34:22 PM »

I thought it was funny. Willing to bet if it were a Sunni farmer and a Christian guy drinking, they'd laugh too.

Dowding · « **Reply #28 on:** October 09, 2007, 04:36:33 PM »

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So wait... When you hear 'death to Israel', in a place or setting where you can react immediately, do you call this person an imbecile? Do you at least think it? Do your insides become filled with anger and frustration? Does the fiber of your being hurt and cry for the innocents who contributed nothing to the conflict, yet are already doomed to live with its legacy? Or do you just let it pass--chalk it up to the inability of certain cultures to co-exist? Do you give equal weight to the gravity of the situation for the Jews as the Arabs give to themselves for having Israel stuck in the middle of the region they dominate?

When I see "Death to Israel", I think 'dolt'.

When I see "Death to Amreeka", I think 'idiot'.

When I see "Nuke Mecca", I think 'imbecile'.

And placard waving generally gets a similar response, unless the holders of said placard are peacefully demanding a change in government or democracy or an end to aparteid etc.

Clear?

Flint · « **Reply #29 on:** October 09, 2007, 04:36:59 PM »

I so ronley....