ok, so I'm trying to pull this bird (translation for 'Muricans: There is a young lady that I'm very interested in dating) and I'm having a blank moment over a golden opportunity.
She's an RSPCA inspector (note for 'Muricans: this means she investigates cases of animal cruelty and prosecutes bastards that put cats in microwaves, etc). Also part of the mountain rescue team (meaning she rescues sheep stuck on cliffsides, etc). We've got this jokey thing going where I think she should go to work wearing a purple tights and a cape.
Anyway.
I need a superhero name.....and motto. Like.....I dunno, The Pet Avenger - "Put down the kitten and step away from the microwave".
But classier. And cleverererer.
provider of the winning name/motto gets an invite to the wedding.
