I'm modding my Regal LS. It's going to have a sweet Trans-Am screaming chicken decal on the hood, and a big '2 WYCKED' decal on the sides so people know what I am.
Instead of a "doors closing" buzzer, there would be a tape of car doing air guitar solo. I call that 'I wanna rock your body' and then in parenthases it says 'till the break of dawn'. And I'm going to have sweet hypno-rims on it that rotate at a frequency that makes women want to have sex with me. Also, it's going to have pina colada dispensers on it. I'll wipe this bad boy down with a shammy every day because that's what you gotta do to rock.
I'm taking out a home equity loan to cover it all, but, you know, you need to spend money to make money.