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Offline JB88

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movie quotes redux.
« on: April 17, 2008, 10:18:39 PM »
Evil: God isn't interested in technology. He cares nothing for the microchip or the silicon revolution. Look how he spends his time, forty-three species of parrots! Nipples for men!
Robert: Slugs.
Evil: Slugs! HE created slugs! They can't hear. They can't speak. They can't operate machinery. Are we not in the hands of a lunatic?

from the movie Time Bandits
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Re: movie quotes redux.
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2008, 10:29:38 PM »
Rool: THAT'S Raziel?
Franjean: I...don't know! I expected something a little more grand. And a little less...
Rool: Fuzzy.

From Willow. That bit always cracks me up.  :rofl

Leonardo: Are you CRAZY?
Raphael: Yeah, Leo. I'm crazy, OKAY? A looney, OKAY?
Leonardo: What were you thinking?
Raphael: What? Oh, I don't know. I thought I'd do a little redecorating. A couple of throw pillows, a TV news reporter...
Splinter: RAPHAEL!
Raphael: She got jumped in the subway, Master, I had to bring her here.
Donatello: It's the News Lady!
Michaelangelo: Can we keep her!

From Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The GOOD one.
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Re: movie quotes redux.
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2008, 10:51:03 PM »
Osgood: I called Mama. She was so happy she cried! She wants you to have her wedding gown. It's white lace.
Daphne: Yeah, Osgood. I can't get married in your mother's dress. Ha ha. That-she and I, we are not built the same way.
Osgood: We can have it altered.
Daphne: Oh no you don't! Osgood, I'm gonna level with you. We can't get married at all.
Osgood: Why not?
Daphne: Well, in the first place, I'm not a natural blonde.
Osgood: Doesn't matter.
Daphne: I smoke! I smoke all the time!
Osgood: I don't care.
Daphne: Well, I have a terrible past. For three years now, I've been living with a saxophone player.
Osgood: I forgive you.
Daphne: [tragically] I can never have children!
Osgood: We can adopt some.
Daphne/Jerry: But you don't understand, Osgood! [Whips off his wig, exasperated, and changes to a manly voice.] Uhhh, I'm a man!
Osgood: [Looks at him then turns back, unperturbed]: Well, nobody's perfect!

From Some Like It Hot
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Re: movie quotes redux.
« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2008, 11:32:10 PM »
The Great Tyrant: So, my pretty-pretty; we meet again.

Barbarella: You! The little one-eyed wench!

The Great Tyrant: You have a good memory, Pretty-Pretty. Yes, sometimes I like to go out among my people, be like them, ordinary, 'evil' as you call it. So, I'm your little one-eyed wench. I'm also the Great Tyrant.

Barbarella: That's nice.

The Great Tyrant: It amuses me immensely! Now I believe you are interested in the wereabouts and welfare of a certain party, yes?

Barbarella: As a matter of fact I am. I'm here under the orders of the president of Earth, I'm looking for Durand-Durand.

The Great Tyrant: I'M NOT TALKING OF HIM, I'M SPEAKING OF THE ANGEL!

Barbarella: Pygar?

The Great Tyrant: Yes, Pygar. He has escaped the labyrinth. Crime! He has destroyed twelve of my black guards. Crime! And he dares to deprive me of a pleasure unique in Sogo, an Earthling. Crime! Crime! You want your fine-feathered friend? Look, there he is.

From the movie, Barbarella
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« Reply #4 on: April 17, 2008, 11:39:02 PM »
- "Surely you can't be serious!"

--"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley!"


 :rofl :rofl :rofl DA B3$T!!!!  :aok
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« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2008, 11:42:03 PM »
The OTTOpilot, its deflating!  :cry
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Re: movie quotes redux.
« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2008, 11:56:59 PM »
JB88 must be the mostest bored person in the O'Club....

Just an observation...

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Re: movie quotes redux.
« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2008, 12:40:14 AM »
Quote from: Meatwad on April 17, 2008, 11:42:03 PM
The OTTOpilot, its deflating!  :cry
Quick! Blow it up!  :rofl
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« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2008, 01:23:57 AM »
From Mystery, Alaska

Skank: I play hockey and I fornicate because they're the most fun things to do in cold weather

From Emperor of the North Pole

Prairie Special engineer: They greased the rails, the whoopee tramps.
Prairie Special conductor: I don't give a damn if they're Democrats. Get this moving!

From Enemy at the Gates
 
Nikita Khrushchev: You won't give up the river bank. I don't care if you lost half your men. Lose the other half. Lose yourself
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Re: movie quotes redux.
« Reply #9 on: April 18, 2008, 05:41:01 AM »
Little Bill: Well, sir, you are a cowardly son of a ditch! You just shot an unarmed man!
 
Will: Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend.

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Little Bill: You'd be William Munny out of Missouri. Killer of women and children.
 
Will: That's right. I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walked or crawled at one time or another. Now I'm here to kill you Little Bill for what you did to Ned.


Unforgiven
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« Reply #10 on: April 18, 2008, 08:54:58 AM »
Dr. Turk "Doctor Cox, you are an attending, you should know better than to be sniffing around a new intern. And you, your here to learn, but everytime I turn around your talking to him, so here is what I'm going to do. I FORBID you two to see each other!!!"

Intern "Yes doctor."

Dr. Cox "You do realize that I'm going to have to kill you don't you?"

Dr. Turk "Dude, do you know anything about women at all??"

Scrubs   I know not a movie but still a damn funny show.
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« Reply #11 on: April 18, 2008, 09:12:13 AM »
Nada: I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

From John Carpenter's They Live!
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« Reply #12 on: April 18, 2008, 10:00:20 AM »
The Duke:Fill your hand you sonovasqueak.
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Re: movie quotes redux.
« Reply #13 on: April 18, 2008, 10:12:54 AM »
 Earp: Go ahead, skin it! Skin that smokewagon and see what happens...
Tyler: M-mister, I'm gettin' tired of your...
 Earp: I'm gettin' tired of all your gas, now jerk that pistol and go to work!
 Earp: I said throw down, boy!
Earp: You gonna do somethin'? Or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?

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« Reply #14 on: April 18, 2008, 10:46:37 AM »
"We have clearance Clarence. Roger, Roger. What's our vector Victor?"

Airplane
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