I've got an older system by today's standards that still runs the game well by my standards.
SquirtSkimrCradleWinglssOreileyTupperSqrleePufferAngryAOKKingpinClstrfctPutridStagnantStickMee (Host; You were shot down by Mee)Sum1 (Host; You were shot down by Sum1)UhOhOOPsGunner (had a dog named that once.... named after Boomer's son)
Amazing you could actually recruit that much suck into one squad.
How about "System:You were shot down by A4YrOld"I would just log and get into the whiskey.
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