Guys
The person who flew as Gunzo, Snozzle, and currently TinTin is not me.
Interesting thread though... Here is the way it looks from my perspective...
You could hear his engine pound as he flew across the ground
And the whistle of his prop blades as they spun round and round
He flew right through the DA, his dweeb badge on his chest
His name was Gunzo... and he flew the fastest Mustang in the west.
Now Gunzo loved a woman, a lady pilot known as "Spiral Sue"
She only flew in the DA and drove a Mustang too
They said she was too good for him, she was young, skilled and sleek
But Gunzo managed to score there three times every week
They called him Gunzo... and he flew the fastest Mustang in the west
Sue said she'd like to wing with him, so Gunzo just said, "Dang"
And when he finished school one night he loaded up his 'stang
He asked if she wanted to energy fight, 'cos energy fighting is best
She said, "Gunzo I like it low and slow, don't worry about the rest."
That tickled young Gunzo... and he flew the fastest Mustang in the west
Now Gunzo had a rival, a handsome-looking man, who liked to fly and fight
His name was SkyRock from the Muppet Squad, and Sue was in his sight
He tempted her with his barrel rolls and the way his enemies fled
And when Sue saw the size of his stick it very nearly turned her head
She nearly swooned at his low speed turn and fainted at the sight
Of his barrel roll and a high yo-yo every night
Gunzo knew that once Sue saw SkyRock’s fancy turn, he would have his wicked way
And all Gunzo had to offer was a quick kill every day
Poor Gunzo... and he flew the fastest Mustang in the west.
One night Gunzo saw SkyRock and Sue flying finger four
It drove him mad, but they did look good, which irked him even more
As he got to the Officer’s Club his hot blood flowed so quick
He dashed across to SkyRock’s Hog and gave it a mighty kick
Bad Gunzo... and he flew the fastest Mustang in the west.
Now Gunzo rushed to the DA, his throttle in his hand
He said, "If you want to marry Sue you’ll fight for her like a man!"
"Oh why don't we race F6F’s for her?" SkyRock sneeringly replied
"And just to make it interesting we'll have a small bet on the side."
SkyRock added, “I think I’ll raise the stakes now that we’ve come this far”
“If I can beat you in my Hog you must tell us who you are”
“You’re not allowed to climb at all, your style is such a bore”
“And if by chance I should lose, I won’t fly at all next tour”
Gunzo dragged SkyRock from his plane, beneath the blazing sun
They stood there face to face, and SkyRock went for his gun
But Gunzo was too quick, things didn't go the way SkyRock planned
'Cause Gunzo threw his throttle and sent the gun spinning from SkyRock's hand.
Now Sue she ran between them, and tried to keep them apart
but as Gunzo pushed her to one side, SkyRock kicked him in the heart
As Gunzo looked up in pained surprise, with anger and disgust
SkyRock’s toy Hog hit him in the eye and Gunzo bit the dust.
Poor Gunzo... and he flew the fastest Mustang in the west.
Gunzo was only twenty-two, he didn't want to die
And now he's culling baby seals in that Main Arena in the sky
Where the enemy are angels and the squeakers are all banned
And a pilot’s life is full of fun in that happy dweeb free land
But a woman's needs are many-fold, so Sue married SkyRock instead.
but odd things happened on their wedding night as they lay in their bed.
Was that the trees a-rustling, or the sound of the wind at his tail?
Or Gunzo’s ghostly stall horn rumbling up from hell.
They won't forget Gunzo... he flew the fastest Mustang in the west!
Badboy
