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Offline C(Sea)Bass

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Re: Enough with the stripper names!
« Reply #60 on: August 20, 2009, 11:24:13 PM »
Fluff King Phillip...

Sounds kinky...



Every Amanda, Cory and Lindsay I've ever known was skanky. mUst be something about names ending in Y or I that makes names sound strippery.
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Re: Enough with the stripper names!
« Reply #61 on: August 21, 2009, 06:06:15 AM »
Quote from: Captain Virgil Hilts on August 20, 2009, 11:16:45 PM
Well, I didn't see a "Lexus", or a  "Mercedes" on that list. No list of strippers is complete without those two.

Well, the name "Mercedes" is older than the car. The car name came from the human name, not the other way :)
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Re: Enough with the stripper names!
« Reply #62 on: August 21, 2009, 06:36:30 AM »
Quote from: Captain Virgil Hilts on August 20, 2009, 11:16:45 PM
Well, I didn't see a "Lexus", or a  "Mercedes" on that list. No list of strippers is complete without those two.

If I ever have a daughter, I'm naming her BMW, just to confuse people.
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Offline Unit791

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Re: Enough with the stripper names!
« Reply #63 on: August 21, 2009, 07:32:02 AM »
Quote from: SPKmes on August 19, 2009, 05:45:00 PM
This reminds me of something I read the other day.......Can't think of where...take the name of your first pet and the first street you lived in to make up your adult film name



Smoky Darby?  :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
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Re: Enough with the stripper names!
« Reply #64 on: August 21, 2009, 07:48:51 AM »
What about this name...I swear it is a NS (No $^&%) name since I heard it called at the mall one day when my middle child was still a baby and the woman was describing where/when/how she named her 6th child that happened to be a girl.

Plancentea....She said she heard the word while she was in the delivery room and thought it would be a great name for her new daughter...#6
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Re: Enough with the stripper names!
« Reply #65 on: August 21, 2009, 09:09:51 AM »

When was the last time you saw the Walt Disney film, "Bambi"? It's been a bit over a half century for me, but if I recall correctly,
Bambi grew up to be a...virile Stag!  :lol
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Re: Enough with the stripper names!
« Reply #66 on: August 21, 2009, 12:17:03 PM »
Quote from: Treize69 on August 21, 2009, 06:36:30 AM
If I ever have a daughter, I'm naming her BMW, just to confuse people.

I've always thought it would be HILARIOUS to have four kids, and name them "One" "Two" "Three" and "Five".
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Re: Enough with the stripper names!
« Reply #67 on: August 21, 2009, 12:28:09 PM »
Technically, I'd be Four, but I'm an only child on both my parents' sides.
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Re: Enough with the stripper names!
« Reply #68 on: August 21, 2009, 12:41:30 PM »
Quote from: batch on August 19, 2009, 07:57:28 PM
hmmm I guess Ill be known as "Blacky Rural Route" from now on....... look out old white ladies in the stix Im comin for ya

technically, you would have to be called 'african american-y rural route' thats the pc crowd for ya  :furious
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Re: Enough with the stripper names!
« Reply #69 on: August 21, 2009, 02:22:37 PM »
I suppose mine would be "Red Cabbage" going from the 1st pet & 1st street I can remember.  My wife's would be "Squirt Cherokee" under the same criteria.

BTW, I found out that one of the girls last name is Bolling (pronounced balling) when her mom called to get a copy of a homework assignment last night.  The mom's name is Gloria; which made me think of 'glorious'... :devil
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Re: Enough with the stripper names!
« Reply #70 on: August 21, 2009, 03:09:13 PM »
Quote from: vonKrimm on August 21, 2009, 02:22:37 PM
  My wife's would be "Squirt Cherokee"


That one sounds like it would appeal to a very select crowd of golden shower pervs...   :lol
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Re: Enough with the stripper names!
« Reply #71 on: August 21, 2009, 03:57:26 PM »
Quote from: C(Sea)Bass on August 20, 2009, 11:24:13 PM
Every Amanda, Cory and Lindsay I've ever known was skanky. Must be something about names ending in Y or I that makes names sound strippery.

Amanda ends in I or Y?  :huh 

I'd also have to disagree.  Some names are inherently worse than others for some reason, but not those three in my experience. 
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Re: Enough with the stripper names!
« Reply #72 on: August 21, 2009, 04:42:30 PM »
Names shared with seasons and colors are usually the worst in my experience. Amber, Autumn, Summer, etc.
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Re: Enough with the stripper names!
« Reply #73 on: August 21, 2009, 10:46:17 PM »
Quote from: Reschke on August 21, 2009, 07:48:51 AM
Plancentea....She said she heard the word while she was in the delivery room and thought it would be a great name for her new daughter...#6

Wow, too bad she didn't bother to look it up before taking ownership of it!
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Re: Enough with the stripper names!
« Reply #74 on: August 21, 2009, 10:47:17 PM »
Quote from: Serenity on August 21, 2009, 12:17:03 PM
I've always thought it would be HILARIOUS to have four kids, and name them "One" "Two" "Three" and "Five".
Know a gal who named her son Seven.  I think she was on drugs.
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